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[Jon Gearhart]

Discomforting woes with ~ Microsoft Windows Eight

Earth Jargon

[tha artist]

Windows Eight = We win dog shit

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tha artist <fa...@email.org>

[Lardy Girl]

tha artist <fa...@email.org> wrote:
> On Wed, 01 May 2013 20:48:41 -0500
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> > Discomforting woes with ~ Microsoft Windows Eight

> Windows Eight = We win dog shit

These are both very good indeed. I hope they weren't born of
experience with Lose8.


My contribution, not so good:

Microsoft Windows Eight =
Ow! God, we confirm it's shit.
Oh, it's crowdfisting me - ow!
OMFG - wino wrote this disc!
Misfit winos' code growth.
We who dig it: conformists


LG
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[Wilhelm Noeker]

Lardy Girl wrote:

> tha artist <fa...@email.org> wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 May 2013 20:48:41 -0500
>> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>> Discomforting woes with ~ Microsoft Windows Eight

Nice one.
Btw., most usual complaints about Win8 seem to be "I want my start
button back" and "My computer is not a bloody mobile phone".

>> Windows Eight = We win dog shit

:-)

> These are both very good indeed. I hope they weren't born of
> experience with Lose8.
>
> My contribution, not so good:
>
> Microsoft Windows Eight =
> Ow! God, we confirm it's shit.

> Oh, it's crowdfisting me - ow! ***

> OMFG - wino wrote this disc!
> Misfit winos' code growth.
> We who dig it: conformists

*** Ouch!
I've heard many bad things said about Windows, but that's a new one.

[Jon Gearhart]

Lardy Girl wrote:
> tha artist <fa...@email.org> wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 May 2013 20:48:41 -0500
>> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>> Discomforting woes with ~ Microsoft Windows Eight
>
>> Windows Eight = We win dog shit
>
> These are both very good indeed. I hope they weren't born of
> experience with Lose8.

Thanks Anna. And no I haven't used it beyond a website simulation
someone made. If I was going to be using it on a tablet, it might make
sense, but not on a regular desktop system.

> My contribution, not so good:
>
> Microsoft Windows Eight =
> Ow! God, we confirm it's shit.

That one's my favorite!!

[Lardy Girl]

Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> Thanks Anna. And no I haven't used it beyond a website simulation
> someone made.

That might explain your continued sanity.

> > My contribution, not so good:
> >
> > Microsoft Windows Eight =
> > Ow! God, we confirm it's shit.

> That one's my favorite!!

Thanks! The first one I came up with involved the concept of
'crowdfisting', so I kept looking until I found something a bit more
sensible. Glad it worked.

[Horrid Stretchy Pus]

crowdfisting was a new concept to me. I had an altogether more sinister understanding of the term before I looked it up, believing its origins to be Mongolian (if you get my drift)

Anyway, back on topic, I have contrived a silly anagram on the subject of W8 (is it inherently slow?!!)

I can slily confirm it's worth its weight in gold
=
Microsoft Windows Eight (intrinsically light)

started out as:
(Silly) I can confirm it's worth its weight in gold

but saw the opportunity to be sly!

Chris (also silly)

[Lardy Girl]

Horrid Stretchy Pus <chris....@lineone.net> wrote:
> crowdfisting was a new concept to me. I had an altogether more
> sinister understanding of the term before I looked it up, believing
> its origins to be Mongolian (if you get my drift)

I wasn't aware there was an existing concept - that's what comes of
living in Outer Mongolia, I guess.

> Anyway, back on topic, I have contrived a silly anagram on the
> subject of W8 (is it inherently slow?!!)

> I can slily confirm it's worth its weight in gold
> =
> Microsoft Windows Eight (intrinsically light)

Heh. I like the fact that so much of this is set-phrease-based.
But, being a party-pooper, I'm not sure it's very commonly splet
'slily', so you might have to revert to the less sly version:

> (Silly) I can confirm it's worth its weight in gold

or a W8 fan's assertion that it's worth its weight in gold, silly!

If only fool's gold were called 'silly gold'...


anna

[Jon Gearhart]

Lardy Girl wrote:
> Horrid Stretchy Pus <chris....@lineone.net> wrote:
>> crowdfisting was a new concept to me. I had an altogether more
>> sinister understanding of the term before I looked it up, believing
>> its origins to be Mongolian (if you get my drift)
>
> I wasn't aware there was an existing concept - that's what comes of
> living in Outer Mongolia, I guess.
>
>
>> Anyway, back on topic, I have contrived a silly anagram on the
>> subject of W8 (is it inherently slow?!!)
>
>> I can slily confirm it's worth its weight in gold
>> =
>> Microsoft Windows Eight (intrinsically light)
>
> Heh. I like the fact that so much of this is set-phrease-based.
> But, being a party-pooper, I'm not sure it's very commonly splet
> 'slily', so you might have to revert to the less sly version:
>
>> (Silly) I can confirm it's worth its weight in gold
>
> or a W8 fan's assertion that it's worth its weight in gold, silly!
>
> If only fool's gold were called 'silly gold'...
>
>
> anna
>

I, too, noticed the silly spelling of 'slily'.

The re-ordering of your original anagram that I would offer:

Can I confirm it's worth its weight in gold? Silly!!

Earth Jargon [off to look up crowdfisting to make sure I didn't
misinterpret it.

[Horrid Stretchy Pus]

Slily exists allegedly (compared to slyly)
But I cannot deny it is obscure.


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