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Eq Tetrachloride

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May 31, 2002, 2:21:24 PM5/31/02
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Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure
of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6
million.
=
106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
"I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're
sure it's real cannabis."

Eq.

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Equinox Tetrachloride
www.cl4.org - www.insecurities.org


Mick Tully

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Jun 3, 2002, 4:25:59 PM6/3/02
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Eq Tetrachloride <eq@@cl4.org> wrote in message
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> Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure
> of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6
> million.
> =
> 106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
> "I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're
> sure it's real cannabis."

Fabulous!


Remove the NOSPAM from my address to reply to me

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Jun 3, 2002, 7:20:32 PM6/3/02
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lol i liiiike it

Anthony Hodges

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Jun 4, 2002, 2:29:16 AM6/4/02
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> Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure
> of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6
> million.
> =
> 106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
> "I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're
> sure it's real cannabis."

Nice work.

(Although it brings up memories of a sad past. Please don't flame me on
these anagrams, I'm not into this stuff anymore.)

Some drug related anagrams.

1) Hide a ten-pack of ecstasy pills = Yep, I ask all. Test fed cop chains.
2) Should I sniff that ketamine line = Tainted snuffle. Shit, I'm in a
K-hole!

*note ketamine is a dissociative chemical and a H-hole is the street term
for the effect one feels*

3) Media report: Ecstasy damages your brain. = B.S.!!! More drugs? Aye, I am
easy. A trip? Don't care.

*ok, it's a little contrived :-)*

4) Shafting pills always gives you twice the fun. = I love shelving ecstasy!
Why? Awful plunge it is.

*reference to the greater euphoria one gets when the drug is shoved up the
rectum as opposed to swallowing the drug*

5) Dude, That huge bad-ass rail of coke is going to make you want to dance =
Gangway! Idiot goes out and fakes hot masturbation. Elude cockhead.

*reference to the way a lot very muscly men dance in clubs whilst under the
infulence of cocaine. It was always quite funny to see*

Ricardo

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Jun 19, 2002, 8:51:19 AM6/19/02
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On Tue, 4 Jun 2002 12:29:16 +1000, "Anthony Hodges"
<hod...@ebac.com.au> wrote:

>> Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure
>> of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6
>> million.
>> =
>> 106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
>> "I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're
>> sure it's real cannabis."
>
>Nice work.

I've just "discovered" this newsgroup so I guess I'm a "newbie"
around here, but the original anagram seems to be wrong because the
first side of the "equation" contains 123 characters whereas the
second side has only 120. Three letters have vanished into thin air.

[snip]


>3) Media report: Ecstasy damages your brain. = B.S.!!! More drugs? Aye, I am
>easy. A trip? Don't care.
>
>*ok, it's a little contrived :-)*

[snip]

But very amusing. :)

--
ricardo, ex-euroslav
vancouver bc canada
e-mail: sovietjamaicanguy <at> yahoo <dot> ca

Graham Perkins

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Jun 19, 2002, 9:40:07 AM6/19/02
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> >> Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure
> >> of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6
> >> million.
> >> =
> >> 106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
> >> "I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're
> >> sure it's real cannabis."
> >
> >Nice work.
>
> I've just "discovered" this newsgroup so I guess I'm a "newbie"
> around here, but the original anagram seems to be wrong because the
> first side of the "equation" contains 123 characters whereas the
> second side has only 120. Three letters have vanished into thin air.

I just put it in my anagram checker and the two sides match
perfectly under both alphabetic and alpha-numeric checking.
Under printable character checking the anagram misses the currency
sign and adds three commas, three apostrophes and four quotation
symbols.

And it's very funny :-)

-------------+ http://www.mk.dmu.ac.uk/~gperkins/

Ricardo

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Jun 19, 2002, 10:24:14 AM6/19/02
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On Wed, 19 Jun 2002 10:40:07 +0100, Graham Perkins
<gper...@gperkins.co.uk> wrote:

>I just put it in my anagram checker and the two sides match
>perfectly under both alphabetic and alpha-numeric checking.
>Under printable character checking the anagram misses the currency
>sign and adds three commas, three apostrophes and four quotation
>symbols.

Yes, I was just being an a** and forgetting that this ng is more
likely to be populated by more intelligent types who would not make
such rudimentary mistakes (or very rarely anyway :). I have seen
erroneous anagrams posted on other newsgroups on occasion in the
past, though.

>And it's very funny :-)

It did make me laugh.

Mike

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Jun 19, 2002, 11:50:39 AM6/19/02
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In message <3d1045ae.35503273@news>, Ricardo <notv...@antispam.net>
writes

>>> Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure
>>> of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6
>>> million.
>>> =
>>> 106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
>>> "I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're
>>> sure it's real cannabis."

>I've just "discovered" this newsgroup so I guess I'm a "newbie"


>around here, but the original anagram seems to be wrong because the
>first side of the "equation" contains 123 characters whereas the
>second side has only 120. Three letters have vanished into thin air.

Count again! I make it 123 on each side, counting only digits and
letters. It's also correct, in that the set of letters and digits is
the same in each case.

--
Mike
(Reply-to address will normally be valid for at least a month)

Lardy Girl

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Jun 19, 2002, 12:23:02 PM6/19/02
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Ricardo <notv...@antispam.net> wrote:

> I've just "discovered" this newsgroup so I guess I'm a "newbie"
> around here,

It's traditional around here to welcome newcomers with anagrams
of their names. If you like, we can play around with your full
name.
Let's see...

> ricardo, ex-euroslav

ex-euroslav = Over-sexual

Since most anagrams I've found for
> sovietjamaicanguy
are along similar lines, I'd better stop lest I cause offence.

--
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Ricardo

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Jun 19, 2002, 6:53:30 PM6/19/02
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On Wed, 19 Jun 2002 12:50:39 +0100, Mike <a02...@ostic.demon.co.uk>
wrote:

>>I've just "discovered" this newsgroup so I guess I'm a "newbie"
>>around here, but the original anagram seems to be wrong because the
>>first side of the "equation" contains 123 characters whereas the
>>second side has only 120. Three letters have vanished into thin air.
>
>Count again! I make it 123 on each side, counting only digits and
>letters. It's also correct, in that the set of letters and digits is
>the same in each case.

Yeah I must have made a mistake. I really should be more careful -
like I said, I just forgot that this ng is not populated by dimwits
who would routinely post erroneous anagrams, as I have seen
elsewhere on the net. Back to the topic at hand:

CUSTOMS OFFICER = Soft crime focus

Ricardo

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Jun 19, 2002, 7:15:11 PM6/19/02
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On Wed, 19 Jun 2002 12:23:02 GMT, "Lardy Girl"
<an...@ledsafetyhazard.net> wrote:

>It's traditional around here to welcome newcomers with anagrams
>of their names.

Hi :) Yes, I have observed that amusing trait.

>If you like, we can play around with your full
>name.

My real name?...

> Let's see...

ditto :)

RICARDO WIGGETT =
To rig car widget
Drag erotic twig
Rat cried: "Gig two!"

Not sure that there are many good ones for me, but that's probably
just because I haven't found 'em yet. :)

>> ricardo, ex-euroslav
>
>ex-euroslav = Over-sexual

Nice one, I'll accept that gracefully ;)

>Since most anagrams I've found for
>> sovietjamaicanguy
>are along similar lines, I'd better stop lest I cause offence.

You won't offend me, sweetie. <BG> (No seriously, I don't mind one
jot)

Larry Brash

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Jun 19, 2002, 9:34:07 PM6/19/02
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Ricardo wrote:

> RICARDO WIGGETT =
> To rig car widget
> Drag erotic twig
> Rat cried: "Gig two!"

Got weird, tragic.
Twit cried, "Aggro!"
Actor grew digit.

--
Larry Brash
Anagrammy Awards: http://www.anagrammy.com/
The Anagrammy Forum: http://www.voy.com/82253/

Lardy Girl

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Jun 20, 2002, 3:13:35 AM6/20/02
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Ricardo <notv...@antispam.net> wrote:

> RICARDO WIGGETT =
Crow 'Great! Dig it!'
Wit/gag director.
Write, tragic god!

And the 'pick your poison' anagram
Ricardo Wiggett got wired - tragic!
Ricardo Wiggett got wider - tragic!
Ricardo Wiggett got weird - tragic!

You have a lot of gigs in your name. How about this t-shirt:
TIT GIG
ROAD CREW


> Not sure that there are many good ones for me, but that's probably
> just because I haven't found 'em yet. :)

There should still be plenty to discover. And I haven't even tried
adding 'Mr.', 'Mister', 'Right Revd.', or anything else.


>>Since most anagrams I've found for
>>> sovietjamaicanguy
>>are along similar lines, I'd better stop lest I cause offence.

> You won't offend me, sweetie. <BG> (No seriously, I don't mind one
> jot)

You majestic vagina!

Mick Tully

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Jun 20, 2002, 7:29:35 AM6/20/02
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"Ricardo" <notv...@antispam.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 19 Jun 2002 12:23:02 GMT, "Lardy Girl"
> <an...@ledsafetyhazard.net> wrote:
>
> >It's traditional around here to welcome newcomers with anagrams
> >of their names.
>
> Hi :) Yes, I have observed that amusing trait.
>
> You won't offend me, sweetie. <BG> (No seriously, I don't mind one
> jot)

Can I then?

Rigid? Target cow! ;-)

Welcome, Ricardo!

Mick.


Mick Tully

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Jun 20, 2002, 11:24:29 AM6/20/02
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"Lardy Girl" <an...@ledsafetyhazard.net> wrote in message
news:zLbQ8.11612$T_.244369@iad-> >>Since most anagrams I've found for

> >>> sovietjamaicanguy

> You majestic vagina!

Yet another sex-change?

Nice one, LG!

Not a curly ~ 5,4.


David Bourke

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Jun 20, 2002, 11:40:17 AM6/20/02
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"Mick Tully" <mick....@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Something to do with King Cnut perhaps, Mick?

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