Police report that Minnesota's Michael Schaeffer skipped out on an
estimated $100,000 of medical bills at St Cloud Hospital after
explaining that he would pay the full amount later, and that he was
Pink Floyd's Dave Gilmour. His story fell apart after he checked out
of the facility. Four days later, he returned to the hospital for
further treatment, again claiming to be the singer-guitarist,
whereupon he was arrested.
Imposter Michael Schaeffer =
Fame? Riches? Halo's imperfect.
Free-hospital crime. Cf. 'shame'.
[ or maybe
Free-hospital crime chafes them. ]
Fee schemer, hospital-firm cheat.
LG
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