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Captain Busternaut

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Jan 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/10/98
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> Although, in all seriousness folks - nothing beats steak.
>
> Try it with cheezy peez!
>
> Dave

i am hereby starting a rumor...

DAVE LACK EATS STEAK AFTER HE PEES ON iT!!!!!

thank you.
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Mike & Sherri Klinkert

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Jan 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/12/98
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> I haven't started a thread for a while so I thought I'd post on a
> subject that is very dear and close to my heart (and stomach).

<snipped horrible part about butchering cute little fuzzy bunnies!>

Dave this is so horrible! Why can't you just do the normal humane thing
and go buy it at the grocers'? <groan>

> Dave
> (Quorn? uh huh...)
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Mike & Sherri Klinkert

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Jan 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/13/98
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> Watchers of the Fast Show on BBC2 will know what I mean. CheezyPeez
> are Mushy pees with cheese - which makes CheezyPeez (now in Strawberry
> flavour!)
>
> Dave

Hey, Dave! Guess what!! Wednesday nights are now BBC nights out here!! We
now get Birds of a Feather, Red Dwarf, and Gotcha! Its so cool! <G>

Tickle Me Ghengis

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Jan 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/13/98
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T Bag wrote in message <34bb2f7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>My spies tell me that on 12 Jan 1998 16:25:36 GMT, "Mike & Sherri
>Klinkert" <Whip...@whippet.computing.com> scribbled in his secret
>diary:


>
>>> I haven't started a thread for a while so I thought I'd post on a
>>> subject that is very dear and close to my heart (and stomach).
>>
>><snipped horrible part about butchering cute little fuzzy bunnies!>
>>
>>Dave this is so horrible! Why can't you just do the normal humane thing
>>and go buy it at the grocers'? <groan>
>>
>>> Dave
>>> (Quorn? uh huh...)

>WHAT? I *like* butchering cute little fuzzy bunnies (aka Verminous
>Little Bastards) and then I like to eat them. Nothing wrong with
>harvesting your own meat.
>
>T Bag
>

I have never heard it called "harvesting" before... but I do it all the
time!
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Ratbat

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Jan 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/16/98
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:> Watchers of the Fast Show on BBC2 will know what I mean. CheezyPeez

:> are Mushy pees with cheese - which makes CheezyPeez (now in
Strawberry
:> flavour!)
:>
:> Dave
:
:Hey, Dave! Guess what!! Wednesday nights are now BBC nights out here!!
We
:now get Birds of a Feather, Red Dwarf, and Gotcha! Its so cool! <G>
:--
: <---Sherri--->
I just watched a hero's of comedy prog, and it turns out that in the New
York area alone they've watched EVERY single Benny Hill episode 43
times!!!!!
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Smiley

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Feb 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/21/98
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In article <34bb2f7...@news.demon.co.uk>, T Bag <?@?.?> writes

>My spies tell me that on 12 Jan 1998 16:25:36 GMT, "Mike & Sherri
>Klinkert" <Whip...@whippet.computing.com> scribbled in his secret
>diary:
>
>>> I haven't started a thread for a while so I thought I'd post on a
>>> subject that is very dear and close to my heart (and stomach).
>>
>><snipped horrible part about butchering cute little fuzzy bunnies!>
>>
>>Dave this is so horrible! Why can't you just do the normal humane thing
>>and go buy it at the grocers'? <groan>
>>
>>> Dave
>>> (Quorn? uh huh...)
>WHAT? I *like* butchering cute little fuzzy bunnies (aka Verminous
>Little Bastards) and then I like to eat them. Nothing wrong with
>harvesting your own meat.
>
>T Bag
>
Being a vegetarian (as I am) I don't really like the sound of that,
however I totaly agree with the way you harvest your own food, I think
if people haven't got the guts to kill their own dinner, then they ain't
got the right to eat it!

Of course I hope you realise that your actions will be considered an act
of war by Buniticus (the god of bunnies) and his army of heavily armed
angry and crazed bunnies on steroids have been dispatched to hunt you
down and skin you . . . You're gonna be having much more rabit for
dinner soon!
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Ratbat

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Feb 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/22/98
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:Being a vegetarian (as I am) I don't really like the sound of that,

:however I totaly agree with the way you harvest your own food, I think
:if people haven't got the guts to kill their own dinner, then they
ain't
:got the right to eat it!
:
:Of course I hope you realise that your actions will be considered an
act
:of war by Buniticus (the god of bunnies) and his army of heavily armed
:angry and crazed bunnies on steroids have been dispatched to hunt you
:down and skin you . . . You're gonna be having much more rabit for
:dinner soon!
no problem BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
(the soon to be dead) Ratbat

Captain Busternaut

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Feb 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/23/98
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Ummm...dave, you make most of your messages 42 lines long on purpose?
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Carol Brown

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Feb 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/24/98
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T Bag wrote


>I take great pleasure in explaining to them how cattle are slaughtered
>in an abatoir, the equipment used, etc, and how most 'meat' in a
>burger is udders and scrotums

This reminds me of a veggie friend of mine who applied for a cleaning job a
long time ago. She went down for the interview, and was told her area of
responsibility was the workers mess room. She didn't realise what an
abattoir was until she walked into that wee room and asked why there was red
paint everywhere. She did not get the job.

Wee Broonie

The Ham Sap Gwailo

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Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/25/98
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Smiley wrote:

> In article <34bb2f7...@news.demon.co.uk>, T Bag <?@?.?> writes
> >My spies tell me that on 12 Jan 1998 16:25:36 GMT, "Mike & Sherri
> >Klinkert" <Whip...@whippet.computing.com> scribbled in his secret
> >diary:
> >

> <snippy snip snip for brevity>

> >WHAT? I *like* butchering cute little fuzzy bunnies (aka Verminous
> >Little Bastards) and then I like to eat them. Nothing wrong with
> >harvesting your own meat.
> >
> >T Bag
> >
>

Dave I didn't see the original post but are you suggesting by that last line
about your own meat, that you enjoy the pleasures of Onanticus the God of Sticky
Yellow-Stained Handkerchiefs?


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