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Danny Chan posts from The Compound Eye BBS...part 2
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GHOSTS
From: Danny
To: Deekoo L., Sysop
Subject: Re: Porn movies
Datum: 07-17-95 01:29
Area: Plastiality
> However, people can come back as ghosts. One serial killer/necrophile in
> Russia a while back died because of that... the act of sex with a
> well-preserved corpse has been known to enable the person who once inhabited
> the corpse to take over the body of the living man who fucked her... this
> happened in several instances in the past.
Why do people come back as ghosts -is it cuz they didn't finish something
they
meant to do in life, they want to get vengeance on their killers, or
something
else-, and do ghosts stay in this life forever OR just stay a while until
their time runs out or they accomplish whatever goal they came back to life
to
do and then return to the ghost world again? Is it possible to get rid of
ghosts, as by hiring a exorcist? Damn man, I never heard of ghosts from
dead
corpses entering and controlling the bodies of the people who raped them,
that's sorta like what happened in the movie ?"Ninja III: the Domination"
(a
dead ninja's ghost enters the body of a chick and the ghost then controls
the
chick while having the chick kill the people who killed the original
ninja).
What do those ghosts of dead rape victims do once they control the bodies
of
the dudes who raped them, make the dudes kill themselves or something
else...do the ghosts TOTALLY take over the rapists' minds or do the
rapists'
original minds still partially exist while still being able to control some
mental thoughts and body motions? Can you list the names of all the rapist
dudes who got possessed by the ghosts of the chicks they raped/killed,
maybe
I'll bop down to a local library and try to find some books about those
rapist dudes. Oh yeah, would a dead rape victim with a decomposed or
poorly-preserved -vs. well-preserved- corpse be able to send her ghost to
the
rapist and control his mind too?
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CHICKS 1
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: Porn movies
Datum: 07-17-95 01:19
Area: Plastiality
E> AHAAAA you amit it!!!!! And I don't wanta suck your toes or any other
body
E> part!!!!
That's cool, so long as millions of chicks want to suck my dick everyday.
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CHICKS 3
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: Porn movies
Datum: 07-19-95 01:10
Area: Plastiality
E> AHAAAA you amit it!!!!! And I don't wanta suck your toes or any other
bod
E> part!!!!
E> Da> That's cool, so long as millions of chicks want to suck my dick
E> Da> everyday.
E>
E> Not if you got shit on it!!
So what if I like to occasionally fuck a chick's asshole and thus get shit
on
it? Or do you mean the blisters on my dick, they don't have any pus in
them
so it's not like they'd taste extra nasty...oh yeah, there was one person
who
LOVED licking the big bunch of blisters on the bottom of my dickhead right
next to the foreskin's edge, I'm not kidding either, maybe they tasted good
or
something.
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MILLIONS OF DICKS
From: Danny
To: Gaby
Subject: Re: Porn movies
Datum: 07-19-95 01:11
Area: Plastiality
G> Yes danny, I can see it now...."chicks" coming by the millions to suck
G> *your* dick....YOU SWEAR!!!!
It's too bad that I just have one dick and not millions of dicks on my
crotch,
cuz if I did have millions of dicks then I could get them all sucked off at
the same time and thus have a GIANT AS HELL orgasm. But I only have one
dick,
so I can only service those millions of chicks one at a time for now.
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SELF PORTRAIT
From: Danny
To: All
Subject: Hey dudes
Datum: 07-22-95 01:55
Area: Plastiality
Wanna compare bicep sizes? I won't draw my bicep here right now cuz it
takes
too long and is too hard, but it's the size of a big cannonball. Also,
wanna
compare dick lengths? Mine is this long and wide, lemme draw it:
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dick hair [ [ [
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These are my balls ----> --------*
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Damn man, I ran out of left-to-right room and didn't have enough space to
draw
my whole dick! Anyway, that gives a general idea of my dick length and
width.
Makes chicks' mouths water with delight, right?
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SELF-PORTRAIT 2
From: Jim March
To: Danny
Subject: Re: Hey dudes
Datum: 07-22-95 15:09
Area: Plastiality
D> Wanna compare bicep sizes? I won't draw my bicep here right now cuz it
take
D> too long and is too hard, but it's the size of a big cannonball. Also,
wann
D> compare dick lengths? Mine is this long and wide, lemme draw it:
Oh cool...I'm typing on a laptop with a six-inch diagonal screen, so your
"mister wiggly" just came across as being three inches long...
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SELF-PORTRAIT 3
From: Deekoo L.
To: Danny
Subject: Re: Hey dudes
Datum: 07-22-95 19:37
Area: Plastiality
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On my screen, it's as wide as my forearm and 1.75 times as long. (Not
counting hand in this calculation). Or are you forgetting that not
everyone uses the same screen mode?
D> Damn man, I ran out of left-to-right room and didn't have enough space
to dr
D> my whole dick! Anyway, that gives a general idea of my dick length and
widt
Exaggerating again... might I point out that if it were as big as you
claim,
you'd turn off some females here even more than they already are? Most
like
average-sized choads...
D> Makes chicks' mouths water with delight, right?
Your message began "Hey dudes"...
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SELF-PORTRAIT 4
From: Danny
To: Deekoo L.
Subject: Re: Hey dudes
Datum: 07-23-95 01:42
Area: Plastiality
DL> Exaggerating again... might I point out that if it were as big as you
claim
DL> you'd turn off some females here even more than they already are? Most
lik
DL> average-sized choads...
Chicks might not like big dicks cuz the dicks would be too big to fit in
the
chicks' sexual holes and thus would hurt the chicks when fucking their
pussies
or whatever, but chicks generally sure as hell LOVE to look at big dicks.
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BONDAGE 1
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: Kissing movies
Datum: 07-24-95 01:17
Area: Plastiality
E> Da> better when it comes to getting turned on. However, kissing a tit
E> Da> might be just as exciting.
E>
E> How would you know?
I've kissed the tits of my blowup dolls before. Sucked them and caressed
them
and fondled them and jacked off between them too, haven't tried tying them
up with bondage ropes yet though.
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HAIRS 1
From: Danny
To: Deekoo L.
Subject: Re: Porn movies
Datum: 07-25-95 01:01
Area: Plastiality
D> just cut them off like I will do with my pubic hairs sometime tomorrow.
DL>
DL> Why do ye plan to shorten your pubic hairs? (And do I really want to
know?
DL>
D> It was some older person, I won't go into more detail.
DL>
DL> Thank you.
I plan to cut my dick hairs off sometime soon -I didn't do it today cuz I
was
too lazy to- cuz they're getting too long. When your dick hairs get too
long,
they tend to hold more dick odor and sweat/dirt/whatever than short dick
hairs
do...and if they get too long, the dick hairs sometimes get stuck between
your
dick head and foreskin, you can't piss right until you pull that dick hair
out, and it sometimes hurts a bit when you pull the dick hair out (assuming
you just pull the dick hair when it's stuck there, vs. pull your foreskin
back
first).
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MOREĘGUYS 1
From: Danny
To: Harlock
Subject: Re: Dan's Scrubbed Raw Ch
Datum: 07-26-95 01:11
Area: Plastiality
H> Dan. I found the original post. Here it is, Cut and pasted from
H> DC.ZIP on October 4, 1994, at 12:40 am.
H>
H> "The reason why I hated that blowjob experience because it wasn't
by
H> the sort of person I'm normally attracted to, and all three
forementioned
H> acts- the two jackoffs and the blowjob- were by people of the same
sex...
H> After those experiences I kinda reaffirmed my attitudes toward sexuality
H> because I found no thrills in what I did and further realized that I'm
H> mainly attracted just to women."
H>
H> That's EXACTLY what you typed. You Wrote it, Joatmon saved it,
and
H> I I am just reposting it.
H>
H> Now look dan, nobody CARES if you're gay. Hell, I think deek
would
H> probably delete anyone who made fun of you for it. What WE think is
funny
H> is that you are so clearly attracted to guys, and you deny the fuck out
of
H> it!
The people I referred to might not necessarily be men, they might've been
shemales or transsexuals, OK? There are a bunch of genders out there
besides
just women. I really AM NOT attracted to guys man, how could you dig a
ugly
-maybe gays and chicks think they're handsome, but I don't- bad-smelling
dude
-well, maybe not stinking, but not of a odor that you dig, like Chanel No.
5
perfume or something- who feels your body all over the place, grabs and
jacks
off and sucks your dick -it really doesn't feel good when you feel beard
stubble on your crotch, man, and male spit doesn't feel all that good on
your
dick- while maybe licking/sucking your balls too and maybe wanting to do
something to your asshole, feels your chest and lifts your shirt up so
he can suck your nipples, reaches down to go under the bottom of your
pants'
legs and move up to feel your naked leg muscles, maybe -if the dude is the
territorial type and wants to mark you as his in a way- rubs his chin
stubble
back and forth over your lower abdomen -the area right above your crotch
and
below your belly button-, and looks at you after the sexual interaction
while
pointing his face at you and you can real distinctly smell how goddamn
strong
the smell of dick odor is on his breath and the dude maybe asks you to suck
him off too, especially when you NEVER WERE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE DUDE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?
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SWEET 1
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: Porn movies
Datum: 07-26-95 00:55
Area: Plastiality
E> How would you know how cum taste like if you never tasted it?
E> How would a pussy taste sweet?
I talked to people who did taste cum before. A pussy usually doesn't taste
sweet in the technical sense of the word -e.g. sweet like sugar...usually
pussies taste like piss, or like soap and water if the chicks washed their
pussies real good shortly before you ate their pussies-, but it could taste
sweet in the technical sense of the word if the chicks douched their
pussies
with Coca Cola soda or something...chicks during the 1950s or 1960s used to
douche their pussies before fucking because they thought doing so would
keep
them from getting pregnant, and after getting pregnant they found out the
Coca Cola didn't do jackshit in that area.
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SWEET 3
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: Hi babes!!!
Datum: 07-27-95 02:06
Area: Plastiality
E> What kinda women's cum, not the men kind right? Go and drink piss
then!!!
The kind of women's cum that tastes real good and can be mixed with hot
water
to make a nice alternative to coffee or whatever, or spread over a biscuit
like you would do with butter. I don't drink piss real often cuz it
actually
doesn't taste all that good, it smells good though...women's piss, not
men's
piss.
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DANNYŐS PLASTICĘHISTORY
From: Danny
To: Jan Brady
Subject: Re: Kissing movies
Datum: 07-27-95 02:15
Area: Plastiality
JB> dan, whatever you do may even be called fucking, but it's
nothing
JB> like real sex. there is just a lot more involved -- would you have
oral se
JB> with ingred? would you tell her that you love her? kissing is a part
of
JB> sex. a very nice part.
First of all, I don't call my blowup doll Ingrid, that was Harlock's
nickname
for her. In fact, I don't call my blowup dolls anything, I only refer to
them
by the names that were on their packaging when I bought them...for
instance,
my first blowup doll was named Your Love Love Doll, and it showed some real
fine blonde tanned Caucasian chick on the box...my second blowup doll had
some
Asian sorta name, I forget what. My first fake pussy was named the Swedish
Erotica Skintight, and my second fake pussy was named ?The Pocket Pal. I
wouldn't eat the pussy of my blowup doll cuz I'd basically just be tasting
my
own dick -assuming I fucked the doll's pussy first before eating it-, after
all there is no pussy flavor in the blowup doll's pussy and the only doll
flavor there might be is the flavor of plastic (that's what the doll is
made
of, thin plastic). I didn't tell my blowup doll anything -including that I
loved her-, partially cuz I live in an apartment with thin walls and there
are
neighbors next door who can hear me talk, and partially cuz I just bought
the
doll for some good fucking action -I fucked its pussy, mouth, and ass real
good, I even tried to jack off between the tits but couldn't cuz the tits
wouldn't move together- vs. cuz I wanted to practice seduction and
intimacy
skills on the doll...if I wanted to practice talking to chicks, I would
just
go to some cafe where there are some chicks who I'll probably never see
again
and then I'd try hitting on them with some pickup lines and casual chat and
so
forth. I didn't kiss the blowup doll at all, mainly cuz its mouth is
shaped
in the form of cocksucking lips vs. kissing lips...the only contact between
my
lips/tongue and the doll was when I sucked the doll's tits and nipples.
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OPERATION
From: Danny
To: Jan Brady
Subject: Re: Hey dudes
Datum: 07-27-95 02:21
Area: Plastiality
JB> in that case, dan, all you'll EVER get is looks. you must think
big
JB> dicks are all that, so that leads us to assume yours is not all that
big.
I do think big dicks make the man -so do clothes-, so that's why I plan to
get
a dick enlargement operation once doctors figure out how to make a dick
longer by a whole buncha inches. Right now, dicks can only be lengthened
by
like an inch or so at most with a lot of loss in sensation as a result, and
can be thickened through injections of fat in the dick. My dick may not be
as
giant as your boyfriend Harlock's dick may be, but it's definitely not
short
given my overall height and build.
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DOGS
From: Danny
To: Eoofugee
Subject: Re: Animals
Datum: 07-27-95 02:31
Area: Plastiality
D> JB> no, but has anybody fucked like animals?
D> I have, I don't just fuck ?doggy-style, I like to go down to my most
primal
E>
E> you kidding right? u fucked an animal... gawd i think i might have
E> nightmares tonight. <wretch!!!>
I never fucked an animal, fucking doggy-style just refers to fucking chicks
up
the ass or something like that. I'm not real sure if this is right or not,
but dogs supposedly fuck by connecting their butts together or something,
and
the phrase "doggy-style" came from that style of fucking.
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PSYCHOANALYSIS 2
From: Danny
To: Harlock
Subject: Re: dc*.zip
Datum: 07-31-95 12:37
Area: Plastiality
H> Jo> I think you need to come to terms with your sexuality.
H>
H> Well the poor guy has this image that if you're not fucking hundreds
H> of women, then you're not a man. To him, being gay is the lowest form of
lif
H> on the planet. (well, one step above being a woman...) Yet he seems to
have
H> come so far into his idea of male superiority that he finds himself
repulsed
H> by women, thusly trying to make up for it by being rediculously macho.
H>
H> I think he could be diagnosed as bisexual with an irrational and
H> overriding gynophobia.
The hallmark of a real man is the status of having fucked more chicks than
he
has chest hairs, so what's wrong with it? I'm not repulsed by women, in
fact
I love chicks like hell so long as they look fine and aren't bitchy towards
me, but women tend to be repulsed by me if I don't look/sound cute/handsome
enough for them and don't do enough of what they want (be it give them all
my
dough or something else). I act/etc. in macho ways cuz that's what I
like,
if I liked to do something else like bounce around a stage while wearing
Spandex tights like famous ballet dancer ?Mikhail Baryshkinov did or
perform
gay-sounding songs like Barry Manilow did then I would do that instead but
I
don't cuz I'm not into it. I'm totally heterosexual and am not bisexual or
gay or anything like that, and don't have gynephobia -that's the correct
spelling of the word- at all except for when it comes to 500-lb. women
wanting to sit on my face or something.
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PSYCHOANALYSIS 4
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: dc*.zip
Datum: 07-31-95 20:11
Area: Plastiality
E> You know what your problem is Danny.
E>
E> First it's your denial.
So what if I'm not gay?
E> Second it's your stereotype.
Stereotype of gay-seeming men like Barry Manilow? Or stereotype of
something
else?
E> Third you don't seem to have much morals toward women in general.
I used to have morals toward women when I was still young and innocent and
believed in the traditional values that the old geezers in society taught
me,
but stopped having them after every chick that I liked and did stuff for
ended
up treating me with zero morals overall. So basically, I just treat chicks
in
the way that they historically treated me. I'm not saying that I don't
have
any morals whatsoever, for instance I wouldn't sneak into a women's college
dorm and steal all their panties in a typical mandude panty raid even
though
doing so would remove all panty lines from their asses the next day -you
won't
be able to see panty lines through the backs of their pants if they don't
wear
panties, you know- and you might even be able to see the color of their
pussy
hair if they wore light-colored super-thin skirts or pants or something
that
you could sorta see through, but I wouldn't place myself in certain
situations with chicks again where I ended up getting the total losing end
of
the stick.
E> Fourth you BULLSHIT too much.
At least I don't suck your dick or try to suck your dick.
E> Fucking a hundred women should not be your goal, finding the best one to
fal
E> in love for the rest of your life is a better goal.
All of the chicks that I've liked so far -all younger chicks in their
teens or 20s- aren't willing to settle down with any single dude at all and
if
they get into a long-term relationship with a boyfriend they always end up
dumping the dude for another dude, so I don't try to attain impossible
goals
for now. However, fucking a hundred chicks isn't all that impossible you
know, just take it step by step and fuck like a chick a week vs. 100
chicks
in one night.
E> The Media has much influence on you... been Macho doesn't attract much
women
E> and some women hated it.
Chicks like macho-looking dudes cuz they like a big strong man whose chest
they can cling to and that they can be proud of for dating and so forth,
but
chicks don't like dudes who act macho to them...basically, it's OK for a
dude
to act macho when around other dudes, but when around chicks the most you
can
do is dress/look macho while talking like a total gigolo stud who tries to
seduce them like hell or make them laugh at your jokes like hell. In sum,
chicks dig macho dudes but only to a certain extent. Nowadays, it kinda
seems
like chicks go for male fashion models vs. macho dudes for the most
part...but
chicks don't score with male fashion models real often cuz today's male
fashion models tend to be gay for the most part and aren't attracted to
chicks.
E> Go and still your head in the ground and scream "I have no life
whatsoever!
If I stuck my head in a hole in the ground, should I say hi to the little
groundhog dude who lives in that hole (assuming the ground is like typical
grass-covered soil vs. concrete)?
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PSYCHOANALYSIS 6
From: Danny
To: Joatmon
Subject: Re: dc*.zip
Datum: 08-01-95 01:34
Area: Plastiality
D> All of the chicks that I've liked so far -all younger chicks in their
D> teens or 20s- aren't willing to settle down with any single dude at all
and
D> they get into a long-term relationship with a boyfriend they always end
up
D> dumping the dude for another dude, so I don't try to attain impossible
goals
D> for now. However, fucking a hundred chicks isn't all that impossible
you
J>
J>
J> The reason they don't want to settle down is that they're all HOOKERS!
J>
J> I don't think you're quite getting the principle here.
All of the chicks I'm referring to are chicks that I met before I started
hiring hookers. You know, chicks 18 years old and under at the time I
met them...chicks who like to wear skintight $60 gray designer jeans that
they
iron so much that there's a permanent crease on the pants' sides...chicks
who
like to wear loose pastel-colored clothing...chicks who usually only wore a
skintight black t-shirt and skintight black Levi's 501 jeans all the time,
with the shirt having no bra underneath so you could see the chick's
nipples
poke through...in sum, chicks who once were classmates during junior high
and
high school. I've seen and chatted with TONS of hookers so far, and I
wouldn't really say that I like them on a personal level...sure I'm
attracted
to their appearance/clothing and the opportunity to fuck their pussies real
good if I paid enough, but I haven't really found any hooker whose overall
appearance I liked as much as the forementioned non-hooker chicks. Also, I
haven't found any hooker who I would actually like to have a long-term
relationship with. On the other hand, former stripper and current strip
joint
admissions chick Robin really gets me hot and horny and I'd love to have a
long-term relationship with her sometime.
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JAIL
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: dc*.zip
Datum: 08-03-95 14:28
Area: Plastial
E> You'll get busted and you'll get thrown in jail.
You know, if I got thrown in jail, I would like to get thrown in a jail
full
of horny women, or at least into a jail guarded by horny female prison
guards.
WHen I went to jail, all of the guards and dudes in the jail cell were
men...at least in my part of the jail anyway, maybe the women's section of
the
jail has women instead.
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PIZZA CUTTER
From: Danny
To: All
Subject: Condoms
Datum: 08-03-95 05:04
Area: Plastial
You know how there are Ramses-brand condom ads nowadays that say "It
won't
give you X-ray vision or bionic strength, but it will make you a a hero
tonight. Ramses. A trusted companion."? Anybody here feel like being a
hero?
Anyway, you know, a round-bladed pizza cutter would be a perfect tool to
circumcise one's dick, cuz instead of pulling the foreskin in front of the
dick and chopping off the foreskin there or whatever, you could just roll
the
pizza cutter all around the dick -just enough to cut the foreskin, but not
enough to cut the dick too- and boom, instant circumcision.
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MOONWALK
From: Danny
To: Excalibur
Subject: Re: dc*.zip
Datum: 08-03-95 14:26
Area: Plastial
D> If some asshole stole all my clothing when I'm taking a shower, then I
would
D> get a sheet of binder paper and roll it up and stick it over my dick
while
D> squashing the end of the roll so you can't see my dick through it, and
then
E>
E> What if there' no binder paper or anything else to cover yourself?
Then I'd have to moonwalk all the way to the store like Michael Jackson
used
to do -you know, moonwalking is a way of walking backwards-, so folks
generally just see my back and butt and not my front and dick.
E> What if you don't have money and there's no clothing store in miles.
Then I'd find a dude and steal his clothes at knifepoint or whatever. Hey,
I
won't keep the clothes forever, I'll give them back later on.
D> Lie like hell to chicks about how sexy you are. That's what I do.
E>
E> You have been doing that and how many women have you slept with...
NONE!!!
E> Lying is the worst thing to do if you want to get a woman.
I haven't slept with any chicks cuz of that cuz I don't want to sleep with
any
chicks yet...I'm saving my virginity, u know. However, lying has made some
chicks -including ULTRA fine and sexy ones- TOTALLY beg to meet me and date
me
and fuck me, I'm not bullshitting either!
E> Ah... so you have been there... Run out in the streets and scream...
"I'm a
E> total idiot."
That's better than running out and screaming "I'M GAY!!!".
E> I don't go to no nightclubs, whatever kind... unlike you that go to
strip
E> joints everything to wack off your monkey! Man, you *ARE* a dumb ass!
The strip joints I've gone to so far don't let you masturbate at all unless
you sneak it in when alone in the bathroom, hell they won't even let you
move
a chair out of position so you can get a better view, and sure as hell
won't
let you touch any part of strippers' bodies at all unless you spend HELLA
dough on drinks for them and give them HELLA tips too.
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TIPS FOR TEENS
From: Danny
To: Nerd Boy
Subject: Re: Scoring with chicks
Datum: 08-27-95 18:13
Area: Plastial
My main tips for when you turn age 18 are to start attending college if
you
haven't already -you might think you know everything by the time you
graduate
high school but once you start attending college, you'll realize there's
HELLA
stuff that you haven't even heard about yet and that are real useful for
you-,
and -if you have enough spare time- maybe start working at a part-time
job...
the main purposes of getting a part-time job are to get spare change to buy
stuff that your parents won't give you money to buy -stuff like porn
magazines-, build up a resume -employers are a lot more willing to hire a
dude
who has at least a coupla job references vs. a equally-educated dude with
no
job references, when I got my first paying job the only reason why I got a
job at all was cuz my sister and her boyfriend knew the owner of the store
real good and begged him over a period of many months to give me a job, and
I previously applied for THOUSANDS of jobs during the previous coupla years
before I got my first paying job but nobody gave a fuck about me and thus
never gave me a chance-, and build character -working for low wages kinda
builds character in you-.
I'm not a cop, dude. I have no desire to be a cop except as a cop who
cruises hooker areas to bust hookers, or a undercover cop checking out sex
joints with illegal sexual activity (e.g. the strippers at a strip joint
are
willing to let customers touch the chicks' tits if the dudes pay the
strippers
enough). However, there is a dude at Information Exchange BBS who is a cop
-I
won't say who it is cuz I don't want folks to groove with him in order to
bust
my ass-, and I heard a rumor -dunno if it's true or not though- that the
sysop
of Ten-Thirty Red BBS is a cop.
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CLASSY CHICKS
From: Danny
To: All
Subject: Scoring with chicks
Datum: 08-20-95 11:16
Area: Plastial
If you wanna score with classy chicks, go to that San Francisco Museum of
Modern Art ?cafe on Third Street in SOMA (the best time to go is on
weekends
when lots of chicks are there), and hang out there sipping on some
cappucino
or whatever while striking up conversations with chicks...only prob is, you
might have to talk about the beauty of artistic stuff and so forth, so you
gotta learn a bit about art stuff before you can talk about it. Oh yeah,
if
you want a chick to suck your dick but she doesn't want to, just tell her
to
suck on your dick like she'd suck on a cigarette...once she has her lips on
your dick, tell her to move her lips up and down the length of your dick so
she can taste it more.
Demi Monde: monde...@sirius.com <- Kill ZORCH to reply
Defenestration: http://www.sirius.com/~monde
Alt5 Web Page: http://www.sirius.com/~monde/alt5.html
mol...@accessone.net
On Wed, 17 Sep 1997 23:38:22 GMT, jayd...@geocities.com (JayDee)
wrote:
>On Wed, 17 Sep 1997 12:25:50 -0700, monde...@sirius.com (Monde)
>wrote:
>
>>Danny Chan posts from The Compound Eye BBS...part 2
>
>rude
No shit.... sort of makes me want to go shower.
Molly
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