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I have become a consumer/distributor at a great company called Cell Tech.
It is a nutrition MLM that has a superfood product called Super Blue Green
Algae. I believe in it strongly as the product has so signicantly improved
my disabled wife's health and mine. I was not thrilled about the MLM part
but realized i could buy wholesale and could share this great product with
other people.

I have attached some details below that tells a little about the product
and people. Please take a few moments to review this . You should not miss
out. There is information about being a consumer as well as distributer
information interlaced throughout the document.

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If you are seeking both financial freedom and radiant vitality, Cell Tech
is your answer. In our vast experience as marketing professionals we have
never seen an organization with so many people who are so committed to a
company. We had to see for ourselves what all the excitement was about.
What we found is one of the most incredible foods mother nature ever
created. Try it and you will become a believer too. You don't have to be a
salesperson either, these products sell themselves! Just give people a
sample and they will be begging you for more. They'll want to join you in
the business just to buy Cell Tech Products wholesale!

Cell Tech is a time-tested, financially stable company and an acknowledged
leader in health food products. You may have seen similar products, but
Super Blue-Green Algae (SBGA) is the only naturally grown blue-green algae
on the market. SBGA is freeze dried algae that contains virtually all the
essential amino acids, vitamins, and the minerals your body needs. Cell
Tech offers a complete line of High Quality All-Natural Food Products
containing SBGA to ensure optimal health.
------------------------------------------------------------------------


FREE OFFER - Don't Overlook This!

If you want to learn more about a dynamic business opportunity with a
company experiencing full expansion, we would send you a FREE AUDIO TAPE.
The tape explains the Cell Tech business opportunity and the scientific
aspects of various Cell Tech products.

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please E-mail alga...@aol.com for more information.
------------------------------------------------------------------------


Cell Tech's Super Blue-Green Products


All Cell Tech Super Blue Green products are made from only the freshest
and most pure Aphanizomenon flos-aquae algae. This algae is harvested and
processed for human consumption using innovative and superior methods to
preserve nutrient content, freshness, and purity.

Super Blue-Green Algae is not a drug or supplement. It is a wild, organic
food, absolutely packed with essential Amino Acids, proteins,vitamins,
minerals, and trace elements. After being harvested, the algae is
carefully processed and freeze-dried, to preserve all the essential
nutrients. No artificial additives or destructive chemical or heat
processing is used. It is available in powdered, capsule, or tablet form,
Super Blue Green Algae is shipped direct to the consumer by Cell Tech and
is not available in stores.

Super Blue-Green Algae is processed in three forms:
Alpha Sun, Omega Sun, and Liquid Omega Sun

Super Blue-Green Alpha Sun algae is one of the most nutrient dense wild
foods on the planet. It consists of a 100% digestable glycogen cell wall,
completely balanced amino acids, virtually every mineral and trace element
in absorbable form, and all vitamins except Vitamin D. It contains the
highest level of chlorophyll of any food in the world, and very large
quantities of Beta Carotene and proteins. Alpha Sun is "energy for the
entire body". It's perfect for physically demanding lifestyles and
whenever you need "energy for life".

Super Blue-Green Omega Sun Algae is created by removing the glycogen cell
wall from the Alpha product, leaving the highly concentrated intercellular
portion of the algae. The intercellular portion is of lower molecular
weight than the whole algae cell, enabling it to pass through the
brain-blood barrier. This super-concentrated food contains a higher
overall amino acid content than Alpha Sun. That makes Omega Sun an
abundant source of raw materials for building the neuropeptides which feed
and enhance your brain activity. It's an excellent boost for demanding
mental pursuits where increased memory and clarity are desired. It is
commonly reported that its effect is to give many consumers increased
mental clarity and better overall mental functioning.

Super Blue-Green Liquid Omega Sun is a quickly assimilable extract of
Omega Sun. This highly concentrated food is a fast-acting, powerful way to
enhance all your mental functions. When you hold a dropperful of liquid
Omega Sun under your tongue (sublingually), it is rapidly absorbed into
your system, giving you an almost instant sensation of heightened clarity,
memory retention and recall, and overall mental capacity. It's a perfect,
all natural aid for intense study and any other time you require increased
mental awareness and energy.

inally, all the benefits of acidophilus in an easy to swallow capsule.
Super Blue-Green Acidophilus gives you Cell Tech's potent and powerful,
concentrated Omega Sun Super Blue-Green Algae, plus 1.2 Billion active
Acidophilus cells for a one-two punch that knocks out digestive
difficulties.

Cell Tech's Super Blue-Green Acidophilus and Bifidus are long lasting
strains that can survive well in the environment of the stomach and
intestines. They produce microbe killing substances and supress toxin
production in the intestinal tract. They are also an ideal way to prepare
your digestive system to receive the algae. Reported benefits are improved
digestion, functioning of the colon, and decreased skin problems.

The Omega Sun in Super-Blue Green Acidophilus literally "turbocharges" the
beneficial lactobacillus bacteria, enabling them to grow faster than any
other product you can buy! And because our Acidophilus is grown in a
carefully crafted scientific medium using rice starch, you don't have to
worry about sensitivities to dairy food, yeast, wheat, soy or corn.

Super Blue-Green Acidophilus is another of Cell Tech's revolutionary
breakthroughs in advanced nutritional science. It's the perfect away to
restore optimal digestion after periods of illness... promotes energy and
vitality... and soothes and benefits all sorts of digestive difficulties.
Lactobacillus Acidophilus is the most prominent "friendly" bacteria found
in the small intestines. This bacteria promotes a healthy environment for
the proper digestion and assimilation of food.

The newest probiotic product from Cell Tech, Spectrabiotic, is designed to
complement Acidophilis and Bifidus in providing a complete system for
building and maintaining healthy intestinal flora. Cell tech's
one-of-a-kind Spectrabiotic formula was created through the efforts of two
of the most respected nutritional scientists in the world, Dr. Khem
Shahani, the man who developed DDS-1 Acidophilus, and enzyme specialist
Viktoras Kulvinskas. In the Spectrabiotic formula, seven key "good
bacteria" are microblended with 85 milligrams of Super Blue-Green Alpha
Sun Algae, providing your entire digestive tract with superb probiotic
support, especially when combined in a regular program with Acidophilus
and Bifidus.

Cell Tech's Super Blue-Green Enzymes are a vital key in enabling us to
unlock the nutrients in our food. They assist in the breaking down of all
food types: proteins, starches, carbohydrates, and fats. Cell Tech Super
Blue-Green Enzymes are derived from all vegetable sources. Adding enzymes
to one's diet replaces those missing in much of today's produce and cooked
foods, and they allow the body to replenish enzyme stores.

Super Blue-Green Enzymes are an inspired combination of premium quality,
highly active living enzymes -- with the superior nutrition of Cell Tech's
remarkable Alpha Sun Super-Blue Green Algae.

Why the added Alpha Sun? Many enzyme products require specific vitamins
and minerals (co-factors) for optimum functioning. The uniquely
synergistic combination of our premium enzymes with Super Blue-Green Alpha
Sun Algae supplies these co-factors enabling the Enzymes to be "The very
best that they can be!"

Super Blue-Green Enzymes are especially active the first 45 minutes,
regarded as the critical predigestive stage.


Each preservative free capsule contains:

4000 protease units (protein digestion) 1000 amylase units (starch
digestion) 750 lipase units (fat digestion) 10 cellulase units
(cellulose digestion) 375 lactase units (lactose digestion) 25
milligrams of Super-Blue Green Alpha Sun

Each Super Sprouts & Algae tablet contains 540 mg of organically-grown
wheat sprouts that supply the body with nutrients needed to make
anti-oxidant enzymes. Anti-oxidant enzymes help to remove dangerous free
radicals from the body. Free radicals are chemically imbalanced compounds
which attack the body's healthy cells, promoting the aging effect and the
development of disease. Each Super Sprout tablet also contains 60 mg of
Super Blue-Green Alpha Sun Algae and 60mg of Super Red Beta Algae, a
beta-carotene rich strain.


The Super Coenzyyme Q10 product contains Super Blue-Green Alpha Sun Algae
and the highest premium Coenzyme Q10 in a special base of rice starch.
Coenzyme Q10 has been reported to be beneficial for the optimum
functioning of the heart, liver, and muscle tissue. Cell Tech Super Q10
can supply premade Coenzyme Q10 to the body. It has been speculated that
Q10 may be very beneficial for individuals suffering from cardiovascular
disease or for those involved in athletics.

Super Sun Smoothie is an all vegetable protein, soy-based drink mix with
superior amino acid balance. Cell Tech has achieved this by combining the
finest vegetable protein sources, including soy and sesame, and modifying
the acids spectrum to provide the balance of essential amino acids
required for protein utilization. This results in a perfect protein source
containing no meat or milk products...and ideal supplement for
vegetarians, as well as anyone who prefers the mild taste of soy-derived
protein. It contains no preservatives, yeast, or artificial flavourings or
colorings. It is perfect for a breakfast drink, meal replacement, or
snack. Although Super Sun Smoothie is fortified with Omega Sun Algae, many
mix additional algae powder with this product as a way of taking their
daily algae. This product is available in these flavors: Vanilla, Banana
Cream, and Strawberry.

BG Bites are an impossible to resist sweet sensation! They are an
excellent way to introduce finicky appetites to the miracle of Super
Blue-Green Algae. Made from organically grown corn, brown rice and barley
malt syrups, unsulphured raisins and dates, and rolled oats. BG Bites come
in four tempting flavors: Coconut, Raspberry, Toasted Almond, and Sesame.
Each BG Bite snack bar contains the equivalent of of two capsules of Super
Blue-Green Alpha Sun Algae

You may:

1) Call the fax on demand # 800 565 5092 for more details
2) Call Cell Tech directly 800-800-1300 Mon - Fri from 4am to 8pm, Sat 7am
- 4pm.
Sponsor's Name "Dave Oppenheim" and Sponsor Number (342276)
3) Contact Dave Oppenheim by E-mail and request more information on Super
Blue-Green Algae and the Cell Tech Career Opportunity or call at (602)
926-4072


More Details

SUPER BLUE-GREEN ALGAE

The biological name of Super Blue-Green Algae (SBGA) is Aphanizomenon flos
aquae. It is often referred to in the biological field as fanny. Experts
agree that fanny is the most nutrient rich food on the planet.

SBGA grows naturally in beautiful Upper Klamath Lake in Southern Oregon.
This algae has been growing for here millions of years. The lake is
surrounded by volcanic soils that are wealthy in essential minerals which
are absorbed by the algea. The growth of fanny in Upper Klamath Lake is in
such abundance that this area is considered the wealthiest biomass on
earth.

Anyone who eats SBGA can tell almost immediately why it is called the
super food. It contains virtually all the vitamins and minerals the body
requires. While it is highly concentrated in vitamin B12 and Carotene, its
extraordinary value lies in the variety of other nutrients it contains.

SBGA is virtually the only plant on earth that contains all the essential
amino acids. These are present in the exact proportions for optimal
metabolism. It is also the plant most concentrated in chlorophyll.
Chlorophyll is an antiseptic for the blood, it acts as a blood purifier.
In the human body, it serves as a precursor for vitamin B12, hemoglobin,
and Glucose Tolerance Factor.

SBGA contains many pigments known for their ability to boost the body's
the immune system. For example, it contains phycocyanin which is thought
to be an anti-tumoral agent. It also contains neurotransmitters that are
readily used by the brain such as aspartate glutamate, glutamine and
glycine. Additionally, complex sugars are attached to the cell wall of
SBGA. Compared to simple sugars found in chocolate or pastry, these
complex sugars provide substantial long-lasting energy for the body.

Cell Tech was established for the sole purpose of harvesting, processing
and marketing this valuable natural resource. Cell Techharvests SBGA in a
way that ensures the highest quality. Immediately upon harvesting the
algea is flash frozen and freeze-dried.

ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS

It's So Easy!

Just call Cell Tech directly. Please have the following information ready:

Sponsor's Name "Dave Oppenheim" and Sponsor Number (342276) Your own
Name and Delivery Address Your Visa or MasterCard number and expiration
date Your SSN or SIN The Sure Start Special number that you wish to
order

Contact Cell Tech Toll Free:

English Order Line 800-800-1300 Mon - Fri from 4am to 8pm, Sat 7am - 4pm.
French Order Line 800-933-2288 Mon - Fri from 5am - 5pm.
Fax Order Line 800-797-8228.

Note: All lines close at 9pm Pacific Standard Time on the last 2 business
days of each month.
------------------------------------------------------------------------


I the unlikely event that you have any problems with your order,
please E-mail me.


The very best way to start enjoying this wonderfood is with one of these
Sure Start Specials. Each one of the specials contains the four most
important products:

Enzymes * Acidophilus * Omega Sun * Alpha Sun

Here is a Product Summary:

Enzymes and Acidophilus fill the digestive system with "friendly"
micro-organisms, which promote absorbtion and assimilation of food.

Omega Sun and Alpha Sun provide the building blocks of nutrition.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
CONSUMER SURE START SPECIALS

Each of the specials also includes a Distributor/Consumer Kit as well as
shipping and handling charges: (2nd day air shipping in USA and ground
shipment in Canada.)

Special numbers #2 and # 6 include the Super Sprouts and Algae, a powerful
anti-oxidant.


Special #1. $82 (US only)
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun and liquid Omega Sun.

Special #2: $132
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun, Enzymes; Acidophilus; Sprouts & Algae;

Special #3: $114
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus.

Special #4: $145
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus.
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DISTRIBUTER SPECIALS

The following specials are specifically for those who want to start
Distributing Cell Tech Products. Please E-mail Dave Oppenheim for more
information, or call the fax on demand # 800 565 5092 for information, of
order directly from Cell Tech
------------------------------------------------------------------------


Special #5: $114 (US only)
Alpha Sun. Omega Sun, Liquid Omega, Cell Tech Portfolio

Special #6: $164
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus; Sprouts and Algae; Cell Tech
Portfolio.

Special #7: $146
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus; Cell Tech Portfolio

Special #8: $177 (Recommended)
Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Spectrabiotic; Journal; Sure Start Audio
Cassette;
Cell Tech Portfolio; EAT Program Guide; Keychain Algae Carrier

Note: The Cell Tech Portfolio includes a step-by-step guide to start your
business. If you want to begin enjoying the benefits of a residual income,
along with your renewed health and vitality, order specials 5, 6, 7 or 8.

REMEMBER: When you sign up with Cell Tech, shipping and handling charges
for your first order are free!

Thanks

Dave Oppenheim

Monde

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Jan 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/6/97
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Algae4us <alga...@aol.com> wrote:

> I have become a consumer/distributor at a great company called Cell Tech.
> It is a nutrition MLM that has a superfood product called Super Blue Green
> Algae. I believe in it strongly as the product has so signicantly improved
> my disabled wife's health and mine. I was not thrilled about the MLM part
> but realized i could buy wholesale and could share this great product with
> other people.

Here are the prices:
"Retail":


> Special #1. $82 (US only)
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun and liquid Omega Sun.
>
> Special #2: $132
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun, Enzymes; Acidophilus; Sprouts & Algae;
>
> Special #3: $114
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus.
>
> Special #4: $145
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus.

And "wholesale":


> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> DISTRIBUTER SPECIALS
>
> The following specials are specifically for those who want to start
> Distributing Cell Tech Products. Please E-mail Dave Oppenheim for more
> information, or call the fax on demand # 800 565 5092 for information, of
> order directly from Cell Tech
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Special #5: $114 (US only)
> Alpha Sun. Omega Sun, Liquid Omega, Cell Tech Portfolio
>
> Special #6: $164
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus; Sprouts and Algae; Cell Tech
> Portfolio.
>
> Special #7: $146
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Acidophilus; Cell Tech Portfolio
>
> Special #8: $177 (Recommended)
> Alpha Sun; Omega Sun; Enzymes; Spectrabiotic; Journal; Sure Start Audio
> Cassette;
> Cell Tech Portfolio; EAT Program Guide; Keychain Algae Carrier

Note that the "Wholesale" costs MORE than the "retail".
You "distributors" are being conned into paying massively inflated
prices for this stuff, AND paying $32 more for a "portfolio". In real
businesses, wholesale costs significantly less than retail (Example - a
computer keyboard that retails for $15 wholesales for $5.).

Blue-Green Algae grow in PONDS. You can grow them in *tanks* if you
want. Note that these fuckers don't even tell you HOW MUCH you get.
I'd be willing to bet that the $100 kit comes with less than a gallon of
green pills which *might* contain blue-green algea and purport to make
you *smarter*.

When I called them up to complain about your ad, I got an order division
which couldn't give me a real phone number to call. (541-883-8848,
which is a recording.). They also misrepresented it when I called back,
claiming it couldn't be called collect, only direct. If you call direct
and get put on hold for an hour by a recording, it's no different from
calling collect except that *I* have to pay for it. I see no reason why
sysadmins should pay for carrying ads, but advertisers shouldn't pay for
calls to ensure the ads remain under control.

> If you are seeking both financial freedom and radiant vitality, Cell Tech
> is your answer. In our vast experience as marketing professionals we have
> never seen an organization with so many people who are so committed to a

Unprovable bullshit.

> company. We had to see for ourselves what all the excitement was about.

Yes, and that's why they hired you to write ad copy.

> What we found is one of the most incredible foods mother nature ever
> created. Try it and you will become a believer too. You don't have to be a
> salesperson either, these products sell themselves! Just give people a
> sample and they will be begging you for more. They'll want to join you in
> the business just to buy Cell Tech Products wholesale!
>
> Cell Tech is a time-tested, financially stable company and an acknowledged
> leader in health food products. You may have seen similar products, but
> Super Blue-Green Algae (SBGA) is the only naturally grown blue-green algae
> on the market.

If this is false, the company is liable for false advertising.

> SBGA is freeze dried algae that contains virtually all the
> essential amino acids, vitamins, and the minerals your body needs. Cell
> Tech offers a complete line of High Quality All-Natural Food Products
> containing SBGA to ensure optimal health.

*VIRTUALLY*: In other words, *not all*.


>
> FREE OFFER - Don't Overlook This!
>
> If you want to learn more about a dynamic business opportunity with a
> company experiencing full expansion, we would send you a FREE AUDIO TAPE.
> The tape explains the Cell Tech business opportunity and the scientific
> aspects of various Cell Tech products.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Please E-mail alga...@aol.com for more information.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, a free blank tape would be nice...

> All Cell Tech Super Blue Green products are made from only the freshest
> and most pure Aphanizomenon flos-aquae algae. This algae is harvested and
> processed for human consumption using innovative and superior methods to
> preserve nutrient content, freshness, and purity.

I haven't heard this genus name before, although I'm not a
microbiologist.

> Super Blue-Green Omega Sun Algae is created by removing the glycogen cell
> wall from the Alpha product, leaving the highly concentrated intercellular
> portion of the algae. The intercellular portion is of lower molecular
> weight than the whole algae cell, enabling it to pass through the
> brain-blood barrier. This super-concentrated food contains a higher
> overall amino acid content than Alpha Sun. That makes Omega Sun an
> abundant source of raw materials for building the neuropeptides which feed
> and enhance your brain activity. It's an excellent boost for demanding
> mental pursuits where increased memory and clarity are desired. It is
> commonly reported that its effect is to give many consumers increased
> mental clarity and better overall mental functioning.

Proof, please. If this can be proven NOT to enhance brain function, I
think we have our 'fraud' charges right HERE.

> Super Blue-Green Liquid Omega Sun is a quickly assimilable extract of
> Omega Sun. This highly concentrated food is a fast-acting, powerful way to
> enhance all your mental functions. When you hold a dropperful of liquid
> Omega Sun under your tongue (sublingually), it is rapidly absorbed into
> your system, giving you an almost instant sensation of heightened clarity,
> memory retention and recall, and overall mental capacity. It's a perfect,
> all natural aid for intense study and any other time you require increased
> mental awareness and energy.

Are these proven to enhance awareness and mental energy? If not, can
you spell "F-R-A-U-D"?

> inally, all the benefits of acidophilus in an easy to swallow capsule.
> Super Blue-Green Acidophilus gives you Cell Tech's potent and powerful,
> concentrated Omega Sun Super Blue-Green Algae, plus 1.2 Billion active
> Acidophilus cells for a one-two punch that knocks out digestive
> difficulties.
>
> Cell Tech's Super Blue-Green Acidophilus and Bifidus are long lasting
> strains that can survive well in the environment of the stomach and
> intestines. They produce microbe killing substances and supress toxin
> production in the intestinal tract. They are also an ideal way to prepare
> your digestive system to receive the algae. Reported benefits are improved
> digestion, functioning of the colon, and decreased skin problems.

Acidophilus are *bacteria*, found in *YOGURT*. They are not blue-green
algea. They're as blue-green as the fucking MOON.

> The Omega Sun in Super-Blue Green Acidophilus literally "turbocharges" the
> beneficial lactobacillus bacteria, enabling them to grow faster than any
> other product you can buy! And because our Acidophilus is grown in a
> carefully crafted scientific medium using rice starch, you don't have to
> worry about sensitivities to dairy food, yeast, wheat, soy or corn.

Wow, I too could have an overflowing acidophilus infection!

Thing to remember: Naturally occurring bacteria can be bad in excess.

> Cell Tech's Super Blue-Green Enzymes are a vital key in enabling us to
> unlock the nutrients in our food. They assist in the breaking down of all
> food types: proteins, starches, carbohydrates, and fats. Cell Tech Super
> Blue-Green Enzymes are derived from all vegetable sources. Adding enzymes
> to one's diet replaces those missing in much of today's produce and cooked
> foods, and they allow the body to replenish enzyme stores.
>

Note that enzymes can come from things that don't have "Super
Blue-Green" stamped on them, too. The things aren't even derived from
the algae you guys worship, as is made clear HERE:

> Super Blue-Green Enzymes are an inspired combination of premium quality,
> highly active living enzymes -- with the superior nutrition of Cell Tech's
> remarkable Alpha Sun Super-Blue Green Algae.

> 4000 protease units (protein digestion) 1000 amylase units (starch


> digestion) 750 lipase units (fat digestion) 10 cellulase units
> (cellulose digestion) 375 lactase units (lactose digestion) 25
> milligrams of Super-Blue Green Alpha Sun

Note that synthetic endorphins have been proven to be able to make the
body unable to normally function without them. Do I *really* want to
run the risk of needing to buy hundreds of dollars of stuff a day,
untested and classed as 'food', just to digest my real food?

> The Super Coenzyyme Q10 product contains Super Blue-Green Alpha Sun Algae
> and the highest premium Coenzyme Q10 in a special base of rice starch.
> Coenzyme Q10 has been reported to be beneficial for the optimum
> functioning of the heart, liver, and muscle tissue. Cell Tech Super Q10
> can supply premade Coenzyme Q10 to the body. It has been speculated that
> Q10 may be very beneficial for individuals suffering from cardiovascular
> disease or for those involved in athletics.

It has been speculated that Mars has canals.

> 1) Call the fax on demand # 800 565 5092 for more details
> 2) Call Cell Tech directly 800-800-1300 Mon - Fri from 4am to 8pm, Sat 7am
> - 4pm.
> Sponsor's Name "Dave Oppenheim" and Sponsor Number (342276)
> 3) Contact Dave Oppenheim by E-mail and request more information on Super
> Blue-Green Algae and the Cell Tech Career Opportunity or call at (602)
> 926-4072

I called, they forwarded me to 541-883-8848 and claimed that it had to
be called direct (I called collect and the collect call guy got put on
hold by a recording. Meaning that if I'd called direct, *I'd* have been
put on hold l/d.). They claim to be totally uninvolved with their
distributors - meaning that when I get a hold of their REAL info to
complain *directly* to them, they will offer you NO DEFENSE. If a
distributor spray-paints ads on my front lawn, they will do NOTHING
about it.

> SUPER BLUE-GREEN ALGAE
>
> The biological name of Super Blue-Green Algae (SBGA) is Aphanizomenon flos
> aquae. It is often referred to in the biological field as fanny. Experts
> agree that fanny is the most nutrient rich food on the planet.

Several other places give it other names, including Spirulina. I don't
think this is the same stuff everyone else is selling - meaning that any
real health benefits from OTHER stuff have yet to be shown to have
ANYTHING to do with this. The main 'health benefit' I forsee is that
closure of Internet accounts has been shown to reverse muscle atrophy in
5% of cases.

> surrounded by volcanic soils that are wealthy in essential minerals which
> are absorbed by the algea. The growth of fanny in Upper Klamath Lake is in
> such abundance that this area is considered the wealthiest biomass on
> earth.

False. The most productive biomass on Earth, according to the last
charts I saw, was polar *oceanic* algae-based ecosystems. This is
assuming that UV penetration hasn't wiped them out.

Speaking of which: If the ozone layer collapses, your business goes
under when the UV kills off your stock. Meaning that I sell my Health
Shrooms to everyone until the air goes bad, and you beg me to spare a
Tipsy Toadstool for the poor MLMers...

> SBGA contains many pigments known for their ability to boost the body's
> the immune system. For example, it contains phycocyanin which is thought
> to be an anti-tumoral agent.

Crocodile dung is thought to be a contraceptive.

> It also contains neurotransmitters that are
> readily used by the brain such as aspartate glutamate, glutamine and
> glycine. Additionally, complex sugars are attached to the cell wall of

Even a bloody (Term used loosely) McDonald's burger contains these amino
acids.

> ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS
>
> It's So Easy!
>
> Just call Cell Tech directly. Please have the following information ready:
>
>
>
> Sponsor's Name "Dave Oppenheim" and Sponsor Number (342276) Your own
> Name and Delivery Address Your Visa or MasterCard number and expiration
> date Your SSN or SIN The Sure Start Special number that you wish to
> order

Gurmp.

> English Order Line 800-800-1300 Mon - Fri from 4am to 8pm, Sat 7am - 4pm.
> French Order Line 800-933-2288 Mon - Fri from 5am - 5pm.
> Fax Order Line 800-797-8228.
>
> Note: All lines close at 9pm Pacific Standard Time on the last 2 business
> days of each month.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> I the unlikely event that you have any problems with your order,
> please E-mail me.
>
>
> The very best way to start enjoying this wonderfood is with one of these
> Sure Start Specials. Each one of the specials contains the four most
> important products:
>
> Enzymes * Acidophilus * Omega Sun * Alpha Sun
>
> Here is a Product Summary:
>
> Enzymes and Acidophilus fill the digestive system with "friendly"
> micro-organisms, which promote absorbtion and assimilation of food.
>
> Omega Sun and Alpha Sun provide the building blocks of nutrition.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> CONSUMER SURE START SPECIALS
>
> Each of the specials also includes a Distributor/Consumer Kit as well as
> shipping and handling charges: (2nd day air shipping in USA and ground
> shipment in Canada.)
>
> Special numbers #2 and # 6 include the Super Sprouts and Algae, a powerful
> anti-oxidant.

> Note: The Cell Tech Portfolio includes a step-by-step guide to start your


> business. If you want to begin enjoying the benefits of a residual income,
> along with your renewed health and vitality, order specials 5, 6, 7 or 8.
>
> REMEMBER: When you sign up with Cell Tech, shipping and handling charges
> for your first order are free!
>
> Thanks
>
> Dave Oppenheim


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