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Noah's Dove

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Oct 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM10/26/09
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Please check the following testimony of Lindey and some of other the
testimonials on http://paapsi.org/

"And I Used to Think They Were Friendly..."
Testimony of Lindsey

Hello, may God be with us always,


My name is Lindsey and I have had some experiences that may interest
you greatly. I will try to be as brief as possible. This is the
skinny:

It began five years ago with strange things happening in my house. I
had presently been involved with Tarot on a high level and ALWAYS
could predict events for people. I look back in sadness. Anyway, the
point is I didn't believe in anything really. Flashlights would fall
off the table, my dog would growl at nothing, I had bad dreams.
Things were scary. Then one night it all came down on me. I "awoke"
in bed without being able to move at all, not even an eyebrow. Some
"thing" was in my room with me. It disguised itself to my sleeping
mind (I still don't know how I could see it without my eyes open) as a
little girl. I was so scared because I was paralyzed but when I
realized a little girl was in my room I relaxed for some reason. Then
it began to come toward me, which made me a little nervous....At the
VERY LAST moment I heard the faintest plead in my mind "It just wants
you to think it's a little girl" and RIGHT then the thing jumped at my
chest, but not before I screamed in my mind, "Jesus help me, God help
me!" And the "thing" was thrown back in utterly agonizing pain and the
sound it made was as close to hell as any human ears could ever
hear....I am sure. So, I found some very devoted Christians and I
still didn't believe it was a demon but someone (thank you Jesus) led
me to their arms. They explained to me and I was so terrified....but
I began to believe, I asked Jesus into my life and heart and ONLY THEN
did my terror subside, in fact, I felt better than I ever thought
possible. My faith had arrived.

Now the part that must interest you.

I was devoted to God for only about three months. After that, I began
to question, maybe I was just dreaming, how could I know? I forgot
the bliss Jesus brought me upon entrance into my life. I forgot all
important things. I began to see lights in the sky. I began to read
books that supported the idea of aliens being messengers of god and
such.....I began to believe them. After all, these books would
literally show up in my life at the most bizarre times and it was all
so synchronistic....When I would see lights in the sky, they seemed to
be directly responding to my "spiritual" thoughts and this too was
synchronistic. I began to believe that I was special and that I would
be a messenger for God and that the whole paralyzation night was a pre-
test, if you will, to test my mettle. Only today, this very day, did
I realize how wrong I have been. I don't even know how it happened
but I am so grateful it did. I was surfing the internet and I saw
something about "Could aliens be demons?" And I scoffed and then I
read it and it made all too much sense. I cried and have been talking
to God, not lights in the sky, all night long. I love him even more,
if that's possible because he still loves me, and now I know the
meaning of forgiveness.

I am a testament to how deceptive and tricky they are. They will not
stop until, as it was aptly put in one of the articles I read today,
the sheep are separated from the goats. And being a sheep really is
the only way to stop them. One example of just how tricky they get, I
don't even understand how but, one night, I was walking and I saw the
lights, as I almost always did, and something happened that made me
run all the way home thinking fervently, over and over, "Remember
this, they are not your friends, remember this..." But by the next
morning I could not even remember why I had thought this. I believe
they erased my memory somehow. I went on to believe they were, indeed
my friends once again. I look back and shiver, I still can't remember
what made me run home. I thank God I no longer believe they are
benevolent. I thank Jesus that I can once again share in his love. I
hope this story will help someone out there to not have to experience
what I have. Thank you for your time.

In love and peace,
Lindsey
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Hagar

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Oct 27, 2009, 2:48:05 PM10/27/09
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"Noah's Dove" <noah...@lightspeed.ca> wrote in message
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You know, this Jebus dude, he used to be able to walk on water.
Then later in life he somehow wound up with holes in his feet and
whenever he tried to show off his walking on water trick, he just
sank. So he gave it up.
PS: His mother supposedly was a virgin ... yea, right ...


Igor Etter

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Oct 27, 2009, 5:16:49 PM10/27/09
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> You know, this Jebus dude, he used to be able to walk on water.
> Then later in life he somehow wound up with holes in his feet and
> whenever he tried to show off his walking on water trick, he just
> sank. So he gave it up.
> PS: His mother supposedly was a virgin ... yea, right ...
===
I ran into Jesus the other day. He was working as a bartender and there
was a sign over the bar "Ask about our free wine."

I told him I would like to try the free wine.

He stroked his beard and sain, "If you think I'm not divine,
you'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wine.
>
>

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