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And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
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100 LARGEST U.S. NEWSPAPERS
USA Today (2,281,831; (No Sunday edition)
The Wall Street Journal (2,070,498; None)
The New York Times (1,121,623; 1,680,582)
Los Angeles Times (907,997; 200,065)
Washington Post (740,947; 1,000,565)
The Daily News (708,773); 835,121)
New York Post (643,086; 427,039)
Chicago Tribune (565,679; 953,814)
Houston Chronicle (527,744; 720,711)
Dallas Morning News (477,493; 655,809)
San Francisco Chronicle (468,739; 510,844)
Newsday - New York (459,305; 521,498)
The Arizona Republic (452,016; 574,798)
Chicago Sun-Times (432,230; 359,123)
The Boston Globe (429,552; 672,882)
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution (396,888; 610,338)
The Star-Ledger - New Jersey (382,055; 591,272)
Star Tribune - Minneapolis (378,316; 655,198)
Detroit Free Press (370,875; 682,798)
Philadelphia Inquirer (364,974; 744,242)
The Plain Dealer - Cleveland (348,416; 463,482)
St. Petersburg Times - Florida (337,515; 432,231)
The Oregonian - Portland (332,829; 398,694)
San Diego Union-Tribune (332,273; 363,907)
The Denver Post (321,405; 735,621)
Rocky Mountain News - Denver - (320,345; 735,621) -- R.I.P.
The Miami Herald (312,811; 429,697)
The Sacramento Bee (305,394; 341,157)
The Orange County Register - Calif. (300,972; 363,907)
St. Louis Post-Dispatch (284,473; 445,713)
The Kansas City Star (278,937; 383,123)
San Jose Mercury News (276,166; 310,520)
The Detroit News (263,703; 682,798)
The Times-Picayune - New Orleans (261,573; 288,706)
South Florida Sun-Sentinel (260,316; 359,772)
The Indianapolis Star (254,437; 357,284)
The Orlando Sentinel (251,998; 368,562)
The Sun - Baltimore (246,584; 430,675)
San Antonio Express-News (245,034; 352,974)
The Columbus Dispatch (244,280; 357,839)
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (241,556; 411,749)
Tampa Tribune (238,743; 315,407)
The Boston Herald (238,569; 150,352)
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (237,867; 401,380)
Fort Worth Star-Telegram (237,554; 333,933)
The Charlotte Observer (230,901; 282,990)
The Seattle Times (229,584; 457,010)
The Oklahoman (219,350; 294,686)
The Courier-Journal - Louisville (215,734; 276,032)
The Virginian-Pilot (198,273; 232,256)
The Cincinnati Enquirer (195,449; 296,989)
The Buffalo News (194,225; 277,921)
Omaha World-Herald (194,222; 240,026)
The Hartford Courant (190,572; 265,249)
Saint Paul Pioneer Press (190,374; 247,495)
Richmond Times-Dispatch (188,893; 226,134)
The Press-Enterprise - Riverside, CA (188,228; 185,060)
Contra Costa (CA) Times (187,042; 197,423)
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette - Little Rock (184,659; 279,485)
Austin American-Statesman (184,398; 230,229)
The Palm Beach (FL) Post (181,626; 217,634)
The Record - Hackensack, NJ (179,538; 213,289)
Daily News - Woodland Hills, CA (176,548; 200,065)
The News & Observer - Raleigh, NC (176,025; 211,231)
The Tennessean- Nashville (175,834; 234,957)
The Commercial Appeal - Memphis, TN (172,195; 228,761)
The Florida Times-Union - Jacksonville (168,014; 227,391)
Democrat and Chronicle - Rochester, NY (167,696; 223,718)
Las Vegas Review-Journal (167,586; 220,723)
The Fresno Bee (166,554; 192,203)
The Providence Journal (164,980; 231,117)
Asbury Park Press - Neptune, NJ (153,557; 206,182)
The Birmingham News (153,378; 185,484)
The Des Moines Register (150,907; 239,367)
Daily Herald - Arlington Heights, IL (149,595; 149,179)
Tulsa World (148,000; 198,000)
The Honolulu Advertiser (145,197; 163,446)
The Akron Beacon Journal (143,799; 184,825)
Seattle Post-Intelligencer (141,744; 457,010)
The Grand Rapids Press (139,100; 184,848)
The Journal News - White Plains, NY (138,539; 156,566)
Dayton Daily News (135,936; 180,944)
The Blade - Toledo, OH (134,037; 176,823)
The Salt Lake Tribune (130,351; 150,852)
The News Tribune - Tacoma, WA (128,937; 143,937)
Sarasota Herald-Tribune (123,231; 145,084)
The Knoxville News-Sentinel (121,917; 153,779)
La Opinion - Los Angeles, CA (119,735; 66,973)
Philadelphia Daily News (118,822; None)
Post-Standard - Syracuse, NY (118,605; 171,967)
Morning Call - Allentown, PA (117,717; 159,383)
The News Journal - New Castle, DE (117,389; 137,849)
Lexington (KY) Herald-Leader (116,894; 147,208)
The State Columbia, SC (116,254; 148,610)
The Arizona Daily Star - Tucson (113,296; 174,427)
The Daytona Beach News-Journal (112,278; 128,312)
East Valley Tribune - Mesa, AZ (109,637; 88,115)
Albuquerque Journal (108,177; 150,787)
The Patriot News - Harrisburg, PA (102,710; 151,583)
News-Press - Fort Myers, FL(100,770; 121,163)
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100 LARGEST WORLD NEWSPAPERS
Rank Title Country Circulation in 000's))
1 Yomiuri Shimbun Japan 14,067
2 The Asahi Shimbun Japan 12,121
3 Mainichi Shimbun Japan 5,587
4 Nihon Keizai Shimbun Japan 4,635
5 Chunichi Shimbun Japan 4,512
6 Bild Germany 3,867
7 Sankei Shimbun Japan 2,757
8 Canako Xiaoxi (Beijing) China 2,627
9 Peopleʼs Daily China 2,509
10 Tokyo Sports Japan 2,425
11 The Sun United Kingdom 2,419
12 The Chosun Ilbo South Korea 2,378
13 USA Today USA 2,310
14 The Wall Street Journal USA 2,107
15 Daily Mail UK 2,093
16 The Joongang Ilbo South Korea 2,084
17 The Dong-A Ilbo South Korea 2,052
18 Nikkan Sports Japan 1,965
19 Hokkaido Shimbun Japan 1,922
20 Dainik Jagran India 1,911
21 Yangtse Evening Post China 1,715
22 Sports Nippon Japan 1,711
23 The Nikkan Gendai Japan 1,686
24 Times of India India 1,680
25 Guangzhou Daily China 1,650
26 The Mirror UK 1,597
27 Yukan Fuji Japan 1,559
28 Shizuoka Shimbun Japan 1,479
29 Nanfang City News (Guangzhou) China 1,410
30 Dainik Bhaskar India 1,405
31 Sankei Sports Japan 1,368
32 Hochi Shimbun Japan 1,354
33 Yangcheng Evening News (Guangzhou) China 1,320
34 Malayala Manorama India 1,309
35 Liberty Times Taiwan 1,300
36 Thai Rath Thailand 1,200
37 New York Times USA 1,121
38 Hindustan Times India 1,108
39 Chutian Metro Daily (Wuhan) China 1,084
40 Gujarat Samachar India 1,051
41 Ananda Bazar Patrika India 1,046
42 Xinmin Evening News (Shanghai) China 1,045
43 Eenadu India 1,039
44 Nishi-Nippon Shimbun Japan 1,025
45 Kronen Zeitung Austria 1,009
46 WAZ Mediengruppe Germany 1,001
47 United Daily News Taiwan 1,000
48 China Times Taiwan 1,000
49 Daily Sports Japan 999
50 The Hindu India 989
51 Hindustan India 957
52 Beijing Evening News China 950
53 Mathrubhumi India 904
54 Los Angeles Times USA 902
55 Information Times China 900
56 Daily News Thailand 900
57 Al-Ahram Egypt 900
58 Peninsula City News China 860
59 Kom Chad Luek Thailand 850
60 Kyoto Shimbun Japan 825
61 Kobe Shimbun Japan 821
62 Punjab Kesari India 817
63 Komsomolskaya Pravda Russia 817
64 Rajasthan Patrika India 804
65 Dahe Newspaper China 796
66 Chugoku Shimbun Japan 789
67 Ouest France France 783
68 Daily Sakai India 783
69 Jang Pakistan 775
70 AJ India 759
71 De Telegraaf The Netherlands 753
72 Qianjiang Evening News China 750
73 Qilu Evening News China 750
74 Nanfang Daily China 750
75 Daily Thanthi India 750
76 Moskovskiy Komsomolets Russia 750
77 Sandesh India 743
78 Daily Express UK 720
79 New York Daily News USA 715
80 The Washington Post USA 708
81 Daily Star UK 705
82 Today Evening News China 699
83 New York Post USA 686
84 Corriere della Sera Italy 677
85 Wuhan Evening News China 660
86 Modern Express China 651
87 Yanzhao Metro Daily China 650
88 Metro Express China 650
89 Zeitungsgruppe Koln Germany 628
90 Kahoku Shimpo Japan 622
91 La Repubblica Italy 622
92 Trud Russia 613
93 Beijing Youth Daily China 606
94 Chicago Tribune USA 601
95 New Express China 600
96 Daily Sunshine China 600
97 Matichon Thailand 600
98 Khao Sod Thailand 600
99 Apple Daily Taiwan 600
100 Min Sheng Pao Taiwan 600
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News Corporation Newsday AAA PBS Newsweek USA Today
The Nation War in Iraq talk.origins David Iain Greig Heaven
Hell PBS BBC Lou Dobbs Chris Matthews Brian Williams
Katie Couric Charles Gibson White House Evolution Creation
Intelligent Design Extraterrestrials Billy Meier UFOs Hubble
News of the World New England Journal of Medicine Bill Gates
Smithsonian institutionalized Yomiuri Shimbun Asahi Shimbun
Bild Germany The Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah
Winfrey Rosie O'Donnell Meet the Press Anderson Cooper
Science Biology Pseudoscientists Religion Pope John XXIII
Cancer Republicans Las Vegas Evolution Democrat Ruby Lane
Evolutionists AP UPI Sarah Palin Reuters U.S. News and World
Report Bill O'Reilly Glenn Beck Sean Ins Hannity Fortune
500 OPEC Bill Maher Exxon Mobil craigschoice David Iain Greig
talk.origins Health Care Reform Ye Old One Jason Spaceman
Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart Poor Bernie Madoff Sarah Palin
Richard (Call Me a DIck) Cheney
!>> DEDANOE IS ONE OF THEM VERY ABLES <<!
The irony meter pegs.
Snicker.
HAVE I LEARNED FETCHING I WILL BE FISHING
MY OWN KNOWLEDGE BY MY SELF,
ALL BE AND THE CAUSE OFF I IS ONE OF THEM
VERY ABLES
HAVE I LEARNED LEARNING I WILL BE FISHING
Apparently some people DO need 'collage'.
Okay...fair is fair. You got it correctly in the body of the post.
Nevermind.
RO
I need collage too. What I don't need is alt.politics,alt.alien.visitors or
idiots that
can't spell. :-)
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Sourgrapes.JPG
I like origami.
They won't let me have scissors here.
Tom Davidson
Richmodn, VA
It's worse than you can imagine - I have a government job! Even a
sense of humor is against the rules.
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
Well, if the US government wasn't running around the world killing people to
steal their oil when free energy is available, then people would probably
laugh at you.
When you kill other people in order to steal their stuff, others take a dim
view of that.
It would serve you right if another country just introduced free energy
devices to their people and put you out of the oil business.
Tom Davidson wrote:
It's worse than you can imagine - I have a government job!
Even a sense of humor is against the rules.
Tom Davidson, Richmond, VA
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hanson wrote:
... ahahaha... waddafack are you complaining about, Tom.
Ride it out, Tom. Look at the retirement you will be getting.
>
This I just picked up at LB Airport while leaving state side for
home in the South Pacific. VA can't be much different then CA:
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CalPension costs & angst on the rise by Dan Walters,
Presstelegram.com Tue, 1-Sep-09, A9
in <http://tinyurl.com/nckq55> [1]
>
Comment to [1]:
Next time you get a ticker, next time you will have your
trash left on your side walk, next time you wait for hours
at the DMV, net time you crank yourself over the 'smog'
cost of your car, next time your kid has problems cuz of
of education, next time you hear that the firemen let a
house burn down, etc, ... remember that all those folks
who bring you these great public services get an even
greater public retirement which YOU have provided
them with and paid for them.
>
Nothing wrong with that unless YOU are unhappy with your
monthly $1200.- Social Security check which of course
is nothing like the == $12'000 to $40'000 == these public
employees get EACH month.... for life!...
>
We love you little fee- and tax paying peasants out there
for having given us so much, for us having done so little
for you... ahahaha... AHAHAHA... Here, check it out:.
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< http://www.californiapensionreform.com/calpers/>
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Enjoy!... ahahahaha... ahahahanson
-------- [1] article --------
<http://www.presstelegram.com/search/ci_13241936?IADID>
<snip reams of crap>
If you're looking for a scapegoat, look in the mirror.
Bret Cahill
>.... ahahahahaha... the class 3 enviro who ran after
>me
You replied to my post, not the other way around.
Sucking up to my posts won't get you anywhere.
You make no sense.
Nope, it's "cabbage", a kind of giant sprout. He only got one letter wrong,
the 'l'.
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
>not "Amused"
Trust me on this.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There, are you happy now?
> Shouldn't it be spelled colege?
Snicker.
You don't need collages,
but you do need mosaics.
To see some mosaics that you need
click on the URL below.
Download the mosaics,
zoom in,
and see if you can find a tile of me in the mosaics.
http://tdp1001.spaces.live.com/
You can try to find Bin Laden at the URL below.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2001/WhereIsBinLaden.jpg
and Waldo at the URL below.
http://www.chocolatemintsinajar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/waldo.jpg"
--
Tom Potter
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http://www.tompotter.us/misc.html
http://webspace.webring.com/people/st/tdp1001/
http://notsocrazyideas.blogspot.com
http://tdp1001.wiki.zoho.com
http://www.natscience.com/Uwe/Misc/SR.aspx?p=%22tom+potter%22&sourceid=Mozilla-search
"Amused" <truth@ru.s> wrote in message news:ir0ca5dnnsjotjgbt...@4ax.com...
>Lie down on the couch and tell us about you delusions of Free Energy.
If that bothered you so much, how about this:
The war on drugs can be peacefully resolved by genetic engineering.
>On Sep 7, 3:42�pm, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote:
Well, if the US government wasn't running around the world killing people to
steal their oil when free energy is available, then people would probably
laugh at you.
When you kill other people in order to steal their stuff, others take a dim
view of that.
It would serve you right if another country just introduced free energy
devices to their people and put you out of the oil business.
They could sell you the oil and sell their people free energy.
While you're sucking up the oil, they could use genetic engineering to
resolve the 'war on drugs'.
PS: Everyone knows that the last dying breath of the killers for oil will
be to institute home-based free energy, so the opportunity is there to
become the world's most profitable business. The killers for oil will guzzle
oil as usual, but as the 'tide turns', everyone will want a free energy
device -- and the business opportunity is there -- to sell the world free
energy devices. The first country with the fire power to do this wins. An
of course, you need fire power because the oil killers
are rabid, belligerent killers and will stop at nothing short of world war
to prevent this. Meanwhile this should coincide with genetic engineering
released world-wide which will change the drug-producing flora into
innocuous plants not suitable for resale. And also coincide with OUR space
program. :)
>Lie down on the couch and tell us about you delusions of Free Energy.
Now, don't get all testy on us. You've got the USA to control.
Shut the doors and run your Obama healthcare ponzi scheme. American's won't
even know about any of this if you're good at propaganda, which should be a
snap given you control what they see on TV. Hey, a big fish in a smaller sea
is better than no fish at all.
HTH. HAVND.
LOL! How much are the 'free' energy devices gonna cost?
Good one. Now all the kosher brown-nosed clowns, spooks and moles are
seriously getting pissed off.
Perhaps your "man of coal" was a Muslim.
~ BG
What about montage?
--
Rich
They won't be available to you, so don't worry about it.
>
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"Amused" <truth@ru.s> wrote in message news:dr2da55enc76maruk...@4ax.com...
>Classic schizophrenia - delusions of control by secret organization.
_Oblivion_ T. E. Bearden
> Classic schizophrenia - delusions of control by secret organization.
Classic idiocy. Delusions that Council on Foreign Relations, the
Trilateral Commission, The Bilderbergers, Rockefeller family and on
and on, do not really exist. Tell us again how rich people really
have no interest in running things...
Fucking Ignorant Moron.
Perhaps that is why they've decided to dispose of the USA and the Federal
Reserve.
>Fucking Ignorant Moron.
>The poster is absolutely right!
<bows>
:)