A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so
he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex,
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how they make condoms!'
Hagar's earning higher wages than the other dippers 'cause he's the
only one in his province who can make extra small condoms and gloves.
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... but unlike you, Denise, I wouldn't qualify for a discount at the
Psychiatrist ... if I ever needed one, that is ...
You have a definite advantage there, what with operating on only half a
brain ...
This from the guy that wears the extra-small hat.
> This from the guy that wears the extra-small hat.
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Yes, that from the guy that wears the extra-small hat.
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Indeed, and anyone choosing the monikers "Hagar", "Larry" or "Georg"
has severe self-esteem issues.
I'll pit "Larry" against "Chas" any day of the week.
I'll concede that "Hagar" is unexpected. I doubt the poster adopted this
moniker as a tribute to the Biblical Hagar, who served as handmaid to
Abraham and mother to Ishmael, and thus matriarch to the Ishmaelites
(commonly known as the "Arabs").
Would "Hagar the Horrible" be a clue ??? Probably not, since chasNemo,
aka Denise the fat Lezzbo, is totally clueless.
Hagar the Fag just doesn't have ooomph to it. You really change it to
something with more gay appeal for your butt buddies -- "Larry" would
be a good choice. <snicker>
Hagar the Trailer Dwelling Cracker works.
Yes, that's much more descriptive and includes some poor white trash
pizazz for his inbred family and neighbors.
You are a brilliant motherfucker. Your attempts at comedy
are so ... cracker-esque ... get a new shtick, boi ...
White, black, whatever...he sucks as president.
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You got it.
He's ruining the country...nuff said.
Ah, Mr. Troll, for a moment there you were almost making sense. Yes, Obama
*is* just like Bush, only more so. Spending money he doesn't have. Making
promises he can't (or won't) keep. Struggling mightily to kick the
catastrophe down the line for the next guy to clean up. Sure, on the surface
Bush *sounds* stupider than Obama. But do you really see any intelligence in
Obama's actions? He's running up the debt, giving goodies to his cronies,
taking over everything. On the international scene he's annoying friends
while appeasing enemies. The wars go on and America goes broke and
Washington gets fatter. Stop rooting for your team. It's not Democrats
versus Republicans; it's Washington versus America. Almost none of the
politicians respect the Constitution or put the national interest first.
Throw the bums out.
Oh, I almost forgot about the Daddy issues. I suspect Obama's screwiness
stems in part from being abandoned by his father. He's got a different Daddy
issue from Bush, but he's clearly got a serious Daddy issue.
You must be referring to that drunken alcoholic who perished in an
automobile accident, of his own making, in Kenya ... yea, I can see where
the self Anointed One would have issues ...
No. That was my transference to Hagar. See how good I am?