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Hagar

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Nov 26, 2009, 3:05:39 PM11/26/09
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The White House has finally found a job that "Slow" Joe Biden
could handle, without much of a chance of inserting his foot into
his mouth, as he's wont to:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/biden_pardons_single_yam_in?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Obama already pardoned the turkey ... so what's left for Hillary
to pardon ... Bubba ??? ... bwahahahahahhhhhh ...


ChasNemo

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Nov 27, 2009, 12:29:13 AM11/27/09
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On Nov 26, 3:05�pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
> The White House has finally found a job that "Slow" Joe Biden
> could handle, without much of a chance of inserting his foot into
> his mouth, as he's wont to:
>
> http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/biden_pardons_single_yam_...

>
> Obama already pardoned the turkey ... so what's left for Hillary
> to pardon ... Bubba ??? ... bwahahahahahhhhhh ...

We'd pardon you, Hagar, but your persistent ignorance is beyond
forgiveness.

Hagar

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:06:17 PM11/27/09
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"ChasNemo" <chas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Say, chasLezbo, do your latent muff-diving tendencies qualify as
"pre-existing" conditions under the Anointed One's healthcare
plan ??


ChasNemo

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:22:41 PM11/27/09
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On Nov 27, 6:06�pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
> "ChasNemo" <chasn...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Say, Fagar, have you considered laying off the crack pipe long enough
to attempt a lucid thought?

Hagar

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:43:31 PM11/28/09
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"ChasNemo" <chas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 27, 6:06?pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
> "ChasNemo" <chasn...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:e0c3805d-dd56-4437...@j11g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 26, 3:05?pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
>
> > The White House has finally found a job that "Slow" Joe Biden
> > could handle, without much of a chance of inserting his foot into
> > his mouth, as he's wont to:
>
> >http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/biden_pardons_single_yam_...
>
> > Obama already pardoned the turkey ... so what's left for Hillary
> > to pardon ... Bubba ??? ... bwahahahahahhhhhh ...
>
> We'd pardon you, Hagar, but your persistent ignorance is beyond
> forgiveness.
>
> ? ? ? ? ************************************

> Say, chasLezbo, do your latent muff-diving tendencies qualify as
> "pre-existing" conditions under the Anointed One's healthcare
> plan ??

Say, Fagar, have you considered laying off the crack pipe long enough
to attempt a lucid thought?

*************************************
One fights insanity with insanity, you fucking k00k ...


vtcapo

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:01:45 PM11/29/09
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Hagar can't help himself. He's been riding his Hog too long without a
helmet. His idiocy is a direct result of going down far too many
times and ingesting way too many bugs.

RT
PS Btw, going down far too many times is not limited to falling off
his Hog if you know what I mean.

Hagar

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Nov 29, 2009, 8:39:17 PM11/29/09
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"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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You are really funny, dude. I did indeed fall off ... ok, fall over
while on my hog twice in one day. Both were "0" speed events.
but they thought me a lesson ... don't ride while suffering from
the distressing symptoms of sobriety. Haven't had another
incident since.

For the bugs, I invested in a rather expensive, but well worth
the price, Wind Vest, probably the finest bug impact
prevention device ever made. The same guy is now perfecting
his "Obama Bullshit Vest", claimed to save you from the
devastation of the new health bill.

And yes, unlike you cocksucking Liberals, I have been known
to "go down", but it usually looked like a clam and tasted fishy,
which is a whole lot better than what you Obama cock-suckers
are doing, gnawing on the black ebony stick.


vtcapo

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Nov 29, 2009, 9:02:18 PM11/29/09
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5 fucking stars, good come back. I knew you couldn't sit still for
that shit.......

RT
PS Talking about vests... Obama better keep his fucking bullet proof
vest on with the fucknuts in control of his security. People actually
crashed an event, shook hands and took pictures with the President!
People that shouldn't have been their! You may get your wish sooner
than you think.............

BradGuth

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Nov 29, 2009, 9:42:59 PM11/29/09
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That was just a controlled distraction so that they wouldn't notice a
clean shaven Osama bin Laden wearing a burka.

~ BG

ChasNemo

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:10:03 PM11/29/09
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> his Hog if you know what I mean.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Indeed, Hagar has a record of hog clumsiness. He can't even catch his
sister.

Notroll2009

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Nov 29, 2009, 11:24:12 PM11/29/09
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"ChasNemo" <chas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 29, 1:01?pm, vtcapo <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Nov 27, 10:22?pm, ChasNemo <chasn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Nov 27, 6:06 pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
>
> > > "ChasNemo" <chasn...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> > >news:e0c3805d-dd56-4437...@j11g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> > > On Nov 26, 3:05?pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
>
> > > > The White House has finally found a job that "Slow" Joe Biden
> > > > could handle, without much of a chance of inserting his foot into
> > > > his mouth, as he's wont to:
>
> > > >http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/biden_pardons_single_yam_...
>
> > > > Obama already pardoned the turkey ... so what's left for Hillary
> > > > to pardon ... Bubba ??? ... bwahahahahahhhhhh ...
>
> > > We'd pardon you, Hagar, but your persistent ignorance is beyond
> > > forgiveness.
>
> > > ************************************
> > > Say, chasLezbo, do your latent muff-diving tendencies qualify as
> > > "pre-existing" conditions under the Anointed One's healthcare
> > > plan ??
>
> > Say, Fagar, have you considered laying off the crack pipe long enough
> > to attempt a lucid thought?
>
> Hagar can't help himself. He's been riding his Hog too long without a
> helmet. ?His idiocy is a direct result of going down far too many

> times and ingesting way too many bugs.
>
> RT
> PS Btw, going down far too many times is not limited to falling off
> his Hog if you know what I mean.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Indeed, Hagar has a record of hog clumsiness. He can't even catch his
sister.

Do you mean Hagar's sister Chlamydia, herein?
http://webpages.charter.net/notroll2005/


vtcapo

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Nov 30, 2009, 7:22:46 AM11/30/09
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Chlamydia! Bawhahahahahahaah........ Hagar you gonna take that?
Bwahahahaha...

RT

Hagar

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Nov 30, 2009, 11:08:23 AM11/30/09
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"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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RT
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Considering that mental wasteland, aka chasNemo, there is not
much I want to say that hasn't been said before ... the Loon is
...well, a Loon and comprehension of the written word is not
exactly his forte ... neither is originality.


Notroll2009

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:01:35 PM11/30/09
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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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Once again, Hagar has his attribution all screwed up. He must be still hung
over from Thanksgiving. I hear he had two boxes of wine with his road kill.


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