Population Reduction: US Government Causing Global Warming
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>> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
>>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings on Earth,
>>> as long as some of the species survive, right?
"Zanthius" wrote in message
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>> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it would
>> be one of the best possible things that can happen to the global
>> environment
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
>About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species destroys
>itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about doing just that?
>It does solve a lot of problems that we argue about all the time. So, for
>instance are you suggesting that we should not try to prevent global
>warming, since that would help the problem.
But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately causing
it.
Chemtrails poisoning and causing global warming:
http://www.rense.com/general82/chemit.htm
Relevant excerpt"
"and that instead of reflecting the sunlight barium and aluminum are
accelerating global warming."
Jerry Kraus
> >> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
> >>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings on Earth,
> >>> as long as some of the species survive, right?
> "Zanthius" wrote in message
>
>
> >> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it would
> >> be one of the best possible things that can happen to the global
> >> environment
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
>
> Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
>
> >About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species destroys
> >itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about doing just that?
> >It does solve a lot of problems that we argue about all the time. So, for
> >instance are you suggesting that we should not try to prevent global
> >warming, since that would help the problem.
>
> But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately causing
> it.
>
> Chemtrails poisoning and causing global warming:http://www.rense.com/general82/chemit.htm
>
> Relevant excerpt"
>
> "and that instead of reflecting the sunlight barium and aluminum are
> accelerating global warming."
I'm a bit confused here. Are you saying that we must cut our numbers
by 90%, by whatever means necessary, including a global nuclear
holocaust?
Personally, I think we should just make developing controlled nuclear
fusion a priority. Free, clean energy. And, the power to colonize
the solar system, if not the stars. Start thinking outside of the box
a bit. Inertial containment technologies make controlled fusion quite
practical. No one really wants to do it, yet.
www.freedomtofascism.com
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Chemtrails - Shocking Phoenix
Air Quality Test Results
By Ted Twietmeyer
6-14-8
http://www.rense.com/general82/chemit.htm
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/chemchem.jpg
Recently, a reader sent me data on air tests performed in the Phoenix area.
These charts show a number heavy metals are present in the environment at
levels far exceeding the safe toxic level standards for human health. The
person who performed the air sampling had it analyzed by a professional
laboratory, and has asked for confidentiality. Exact location in Phoenix of
the samples collected and names involved will not be disclosed in this
report.
I have personally seen the actual report with the name of the person who and
location where air was sampled and the name of the testing laboratory, and
certify that the report appears authentic.
Scans of the report provided to me of laboratory results were sent as files
of more than 1MB in size each. Each chart has been reduced in size here to
fit on your screen by this author. One chart was rotated for proper
orientation but has not been altered in any other way.
DATA COLLECTION METHOD
a. Air was sampled through an air filter which operated approximately 4
hours during the day and 4 hours after sunset for 28 days.
b. Method used by the test laboratory was defined as "ICP scan, inorganic
analysis."
c. Short columns in the charts indicate the maximum safe level for a given
metal.
Tall columns are the measured amounts found in the filter for a given metal.
d. MCL = Maximum Containment Level
e. Chart values are shown in parts per billion. To convert any reading to
parts per million (which is often more convenient for a mental comparison)
simply drop three zeroes from any value shown on any chart.
f. I have provided the calculations on how many times each metal is over
each toxic health limit. For example, in Fig. 1 barium is 278 times (or
278x) higher than the toxic health limits set by federal standards.
Fig 1
http://www.rense.com/general82/bge002.jpg
Fig 1 In this chart we see that barium is 278x the toxic limit, copper is
98x the toxic limit, manganese is a staggering 5,820x the toxic limit and
zinc is 593x the toxic limit
Noteworthy here is that manganese is an element commonly found in the
environment and soil in small quantities. However, manganese is also a toxic
element. This element is the black electrolyte material found in batteries
(dry cell types) before the advent of alkaline batteries took over the
battery market. Manganese is still used in cheap batteries and commonly
provided with remote controls.
Barium, copper and zinc are also heavy metals. Copper and zinc are used by
the human body's metabolism but only in very small amounts. Barium is a
common contrast agent used for X-ray diagnostic imaging, but it is not used
in powder form. It is suspended in a liquid form for contrast enhancement of
X-rays to outline digestive tract soft tissue.
Barium and aluminum (more on aluminum later) are commonly found in chemtrail
fallout. These two compounds were also described by Dr. Teller in his
weather modification paper as two possible agents that could be spread by
aircraft into the upper atmosphere. His intention was to use them as
reflective agents for sunlight in an effort to reduce global heating.
However, anyone who has ever been inside a tent an hour or more after the
sun comes up on a cool day knows it will get hot inside quite fast. It could
be that Teller's theory is flawed, and that instead of reflecting the
sunlight barium and aluminum are accelerating global warming. After several
decades of chemtrail spraying weather records clearly show our planet is not
cooling off. In the spring of 2008, the US army announced the problem is
with the Sun and that global warming is not directly caused by civilization.
Fig 2
http://www.rense.com/general82/vmage004.jpg
Fig 2 Here we see that cadmium is 126x the toxic limit, chromium is 282x
the toxic limit and nickel is 169x the toxic limit. Note that the
permissible amount of Cadmium in the environment is equivalent to a tiny ten
parts per billion.
These metals are commonly used for steel manufacturing and electro- plating.
All are toxic in significant amounts.
Fig 3
http://www.rense.com/general82/fage006.jpg
Fig. 3 Here aluminum is a staggering 6,400x the toxic limit, iron is
28,000x the toxic limit, magnesium is 5.3x the toxic limit, potassium is
793x the toxic limit and sodium is 15.9x the toxic limit.
SPECIAL TEST RESULTS FOR ALUMINUM
According to the reader providing the data, for unknown reasons aluminum
results are commonly provided by an "out of state test lab." It's also
interesting that of all the contaminants, aluminum had the highest reading
of all metals over the safe toxic limit by 6,400x. I will not comment here
on my opinion as to who may run that lab or the data source, but will leave
that to the reader's imagination. As bad as aluminum being 6,400 times the
toxic limit it may also be that the actual level of aluminum is far higher
than what we see here.
Although physically lighter in weight than steel or other metals, aluminum
is still considered a heavy metal. Like Teflon®, aluminum is very difficult
to remove from the human body.
It is also well known that for unknown reasons, aluminum has been found in
higher than normal concentrations in the brains of deceased Alzheimer's
patients. It is also known that Alzheimer's disease is on the rise. Perhaps
finally a connection can be made here as to the source of the illness, but
more science would need to be done to confirm this. A correlation between
aluminum levels in the air for various cities and Alzheimer's statistics
needs to be made. This is outside the scope of this report.
Clearly, there must be a source for these very high levels of heavy metals
in the Phoenix environment. It could very well be a direct result of
chemtrail spraying, since the trails have been commonly seen in the sky over
Phoenix and other cities. If these levels are elevated in Phoenix's air, it
may stand to reason that the same problem is happening all over the country
elsewhere. It's quite possible that these various metals are elevated in
different amounts in the air over other cities. More tests like this are
needed for other cities, with air sampling and analysis performed in the
exact same way to allow proper correlation.
FUTURE TEST RESULTS
I strongly suspect that once this report is public and those behind the
chemtrail spraying see this, obtaining similar laboratory tests in the
future may become more difficult. A cover-up may even take place if certain
corporate or government interests are threatened by this revelation.
Anyone having similar air tests performed by a laboratory in the future
should stay at the test lab for as long as it takes, and watch the test
results as they are obtained from start to finish. If they will not permit
this then find another reputable laboratory. Leaving the laboratory and
returning for the report, or accepting an email of the test results is not
wise. It may result in altered or lost test results
These lab tests could serve as a rough guide as what to expect from air
tests in other cities. For example, if aluminum or barium levels are stated
as near normal for lab tests of air in other large cities, those results
should be suspect. I would not recommend that an entire air filter be given
to any one test lab, but rather carefully collected samples that have not
touched by human hands from the filter. Laboratories only need very small
samples to complete an analysis. This will allow the tests to be performed
by other laboratories in the event of suspect results.
If anyone is interested in air collection details such as flow rate in cubic
feet per minute, air filter size or other details to duplicate this test, I
will try to provide them.
Ted Twietmeyer
www.data4science.net
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Chemtrails - Shocking Phoenix
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No, I'm saying that the Bilderbergs want that. They adamantly refuse to
allow free energy devises and water cars.
http://sos-at.blogspot.com/2007/11/true-story-of-bilderberg-group.html
http://freedomtofacism.com
>Personally, I think we should just make developing controlled nuclear
>fusion a priority. Free, clean energy. And, the power to colonize
>the solar system, if not the stars. Start thinking outside of the box
>a bit. Inertial containment technologies make controlled fusion quite
>practical. No one really wants to do it, yet.
For over 100 years technology and human progress has been thwarted by
the Bilderbergs and their Federal Reserve system. They are using the US
government to accomplish their goals.
www.freedomtofascism.com
<jkrau...@yahoo.com> wrote:
No, I'm saying that the Bilderbergs want that. They adamantly refuse to
allow free energy devises and water cars.
http://sos-at.blogspot.com/2007/11/true-story-of-bilderberg-group.html
http://freedomtofacism.com
>Personally, I think we should just make developing controlled nuclear
>fusion a priority. Free, clean energy. And, the power to colonize
>the solar system, if not the stars. Start thinking outside of the box
>a bit. Inertial containment technologies make controlled fusion quite
>practical. No one really wants to do it, yet.
For over 100 years technology and human progress has been thwarted by
www.freedomtofascism.com
wrote:
Relevant excerpt"
I'm saying that the Bilderbergs want that. They adamantly refuse to
allow free energy devises and water cars.
>
http://sos-at.blogspot.com/2007/11/true-story-of-bilderberg-group.html
http://freedomtofacism.com
>
>>Personally, I think we should just make developing controlled nuclear
>>fusion a priority. Free, clean energy. And, the power to colonize
>>the solar system, if not the stars. Start thinking outside of the box
>>a bit. Inertial containment technologies make controlled fusion quite
>>practical. No one really wants to do it, yet.
>
For over 100 years technology and human progress has been thwarted by
the Bilderbergs and their Federal Reserve system. They are using the US
government to accomplish their goals.
http://sos-at.blogspot.com/2007/11/true-story-of-bilderberg-group.html
Th True Story Of The Bilderberg Group
"In 1954, the most powerful men in the world met for the first time under
the auspices of the Dutch royal crown and the Rockefeller family at the
luxurious Hotel Bilderberg in the small Dutch town of Oosterbeck. For an
entire weekend, the debated the future of the world. When it was over, they
decided to meet once every year to exchange ideas and analyze international
affairs. They named themselves the Bilderberg Group. Since then, they have
gathered yearly in a luxurious hotel somewhere in the world to try to decide
the future of humanity. Among the select members of this club are Bill
Clinton, Paul Wolfowitz, Henry Kissinger, David Rockefeller, Zbigniew
Brzezinski, Tony Blair and many other heads of government, businessmen,
politicians, bankers and journalists from all over the world," writes
journalist Daniel Estulin in the opening paragraph of the introduction to
his must-read book, The True Story of the Bilderberg Group.
"Nevertheless, in the more than fifty years of their meetings, the press has
never been allowed to attend, no statements have ever been released on the
attendees' conclusions, nor has any agenda for a Bilderberg meeting been
made public," Estulin notes.
For some 15 years, Estulin has been a thorn in the sides of the
Bilderbergers, relentlessly hunting down their secret meeting places,
gaining inside sources who divulge what goes on behind closed doors, even
photographing attendees and publicly disclosing it all. Now he has put it
all in a book that every person who values freedom and democracy should
read.
The Bilderbergers are so secretive that they even try to hide, until the
last minute, the location of their gathering places. Attendance is by
invitation only and if an invitee's name is publicly disclosed beforehand,
he or she is disinvited.
Perhaps these three quotes will explain what the secrecy is all about. The
Times of London in 1977 called the Bilderbergers "a clique of the richest,
economically and politically most powerful and influential men in the
Western world, who meet secretly to plan events that later appear just to
happen."
Said Bilderberg Group founder Prince Bernhard of The Netherlands, "It is
difficult to re-educate people who have been brought up on nationalism to
the idea of relinquishing part of their sovereignty to a supranational
body." (The late prince has been replaced by his daughter, Queen Beatrix,
who regularly attends the Bilderberg meetings.)
Former British Defense Minister Denis Healey, put it this way, "World events
do not occur by accident. They are made to happen, whether it is to do with
national issues or commerce; and most of them are staged and managed by
those who hold the purse strings."
Every US president since Eisenhower has either belonged to the Bilderberg
Group or its older parallel group, the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR),
or been approved by them. As Estulin wrote, the race is no contest when you
own both horses. That is why no matter which political party is in power
nothing really changes other than the packaging. The puppets who drink at
the champagne fountains of the powerful do the bidding of their masters. The
people are superfluous to the process.
And it's not just in the US. The Bilderberg Group and its parallel groups,
among which are the CFR, the Trilateral Commission (founded by David
Rockefeller and Brzezinski), the Royal Institute of International Affairs
(RIIA) based at Chatham House in London, and their interlocking memberships
are at work throughout the Western world and are endeavoring to get their
hooks into the rest. The European Union is their baby.
When Bilderberger Margaret Thatcher, the high priestess of privatization,
balked on adopting the euro as the UK's currency, the Bilderbergers had her
dumped as prime minister and replaced by John Major.
Like the CFR, which in the course of its history has embraced and financed
the Bolsheviks, Communists, Socialists, Nazis and fascists, the
Bilderbergers also play all sides. Thus, in 1980, the Bilderbergers decided
François Mitterand was to be resurrected and restored to power as France's
next president. After attending the 1999 Bilderberg meeting, Romano Prodi
was sworn in as president of Europe in the fall of that year; when his
termed ended in 2005, he was elected prime minister of Italy.
Estulin makes it clear that these people will use any means -- legal or
illegal -- in pursuit of their goal of total subjugation to their New World
Order or One World Company, as they prefer to call it: wars, coups,
assassinations; control of banking, finance, business, the media, education
(dumbing down all but an elite needed to run things) and even religion to
keep people in check.
He notes that David Rockefeller said in his Memoirs, "Some even believe we
are a part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the
United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of
conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global
political and economic structure -- one world, if you will. If that's the
charge, I stand guilty and I am proud of it."
Incorporated in this group are the neoconservatives -- "those who have
determined that Israel's security should come at the expense of the safety
to the United States and be central to all US foreign policy decisions."
Richard Perle is a regular attendee at Bilderberg meetings. Michael Ledeen
attended the 2005 meeting.
Media moguls such as Rupert Murdock, the now disgraced Conrad Black, Viacom
(parent company of CBS) CEO Sumner Redstone, the Washington Post's Katherine
Graham (now deceased), Washington Post columnists Jim Hoagland and Charles
Krauthammer, New York Times Editor Arthur Sulzberger and columnist Thomas L.
Friedman, William F. Buckley, Jr., and Bill Moyers have all been Bilderberg
meeting invitees.
"The ideas and policies that come out of the Bilderberg annual meetings are
used to generate the news in the leading periodicals and news groups of the
world. The point is to make the prevalent opinions of the Bilderbergers so
appealing that they become public policy and to pressure world leaders unto
submitting to the 'needs of the Masters of the Universe.' The 'free world
press' is completely at the mercy of the Bilderbergers disseminating the
agreed upon propaganda," Estulin points out.
This is just a smattering of the information Estulin has managed to pack
into his well-written 340-page book, complete with photographs, documents
and an index.
If all this seems far-fetched, look around. America has been stripped of its
industrial base. The good jobs have been or are being offshored, while
Americans are working harder and longer at service sector jobs for less pay
and fewer to no benefits. Americans have been dumbed down in public and
private schools, universities and colleges. Their only worth now is as
consumers of mainly foreign made goods. They are kept in check by religion,
sports, idiotic "reality" TV, video games and anything else that turns off
thinking.
<>Democracy, freedom and national sovereignty are anathema to the wannabe
masters of the universe. But the Bilderbergers and their parallel groups and
allied think tanks have been working to do away with all three. Elections
have been rigged. The US, Canada and Great Britain are on the verge of
becoming police states, thanks to the bogus "war on terror" used to pump up
people's fears. All that remains in their grand plan is to replace the last
vestiges of sovereign nations with a series of regional unions that they
will control via the United Nations, outlawing all nationalism.
But they may have overplayed their hand, as the grand scheme is fraying
around the edges. Not all Europeans are ready to surrender their countries'
sovereignty to the EU. Canadians who know more about the plan for a North
American Union than Americans are diametrically opposed to it. A revitalized
Russia, which has a historical wariness of outsiders, has its own ideas. And
despite all the Western investment in China, Beijing is proving to be a
problem in its refusal to float the yuan to bail out the financial mess the
greedy Bilderberger bankers and financiers have made, which may explain the
Carlyle Group's sale of 9.9 percent of itself to the Chinese as a hoped for
hook to bring China to their table.
As the old adage says, knowledge is power, and Daniel Estulin is providing
every reader of The True Story of the Bilderberg Group with the knowledge
they need to aid in destroying the Bilderbergers' grand plan by bringing it
to the attention of family, friends and colleagues. It is up to us to get
this book into as many hands as possible, because Estulin will get no help
promoting it from the corporate media.
Collectively, the people hold the power to save themselves and that
frightens the Bilderbergers and their cohorts the most. But that power is
useless if the people refuse to exercise it or surrender it to those who
would enslave us.
Neolibertarian
www.freedomtofascism.com <tr...@r.us> wrote:
> >> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
>
> >>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings on Earth,
> >>> as long as some of the species survive, right?
>
> "Zanthius" wrote in message
> <126899d5-cbf2-45ca...@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> >> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it would
> >> be one of the best possible things that can happen to the global
> >> environment
>
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
> Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
> >About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species destroys
> >itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about doing just that?
> >It does solve a lot of problems that we argue about all the time. So, for
> >instance are you suggesting that we should not try to prevent global
> >warming, since that would help the problem.
>
> But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately causing
> it.
There is no "global warming." The index has been essentially flat for a
decade.
You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
However, if you plunge the world economies into depression, you CAN
eliminate excess humanity.
Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
--
NeoLibertarian
www.freedomtofascism.com
wrote:
>In article <64f854teclavtun9q...@4ax.com>,
> www.freedomtofascism.com <tr...@r.us> wrote:
>
>> >> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
>>
>> >>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings on Earth,
>> >>> as long as some of the species survive, right?
>>
>> "Zanthius" wrote in message
>> <126899d5-cbf2-45ca...@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>> >> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it would
>> >> be one of the best possible things that can happen to the global
>> >> environment
>>
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
>> Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
>> >About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species destroys
>> >itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about doing just that?
>> >It does solve a lot of problems that we argue about all the time. So, for
>> >instance are you suggesting that we should not try to prevent global
>> >warming, since that would help the problem.
>>
>> But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately causing
>> it.
>
>There is no "global warming." The index has been essentially flat for a
>decade.
There is climate change, which is inevitable given the amount of energy
pumped into the ionosphere daily by the 6 Bilderberg HAARP projects --
Alaska, Cyprus, Norway and Australia (3)
These high frequency radio antennas have ruined Earth's atmosphere -- you
could reduce the world's population to zero and you'd still have atmospheric
problems. Earth's atmosphere is so damaged by HAARP, chemtrails, fossil
fuels -- that it could ignite in a hydrogen explosion any minute.
>You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
>surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
But you can kill them off with depleted uranium weapons and nuclear war.
>
>However, if you plunge the world economies into depression, you CAN
>eliminate excess humanity.
>
>Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people
than exist right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had
developed Tesla technology 100 years ago.
www.freedomtofascism.com
wrote:
>In article <64f854teclavtun9q...@4ax.com>,
> www.freedomtofascism.com <tr...@r.us> wrote:
>
>> >> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
>>
>> >>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings on Earth,
>> >>> as long as some of the species survive, right?
>>
>> "Zanthius" wrote in message
>> <126899d5-cbf2-45ca...@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>> >> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it would
>> >> be one of the best possible things that can happen to the global
>> >> environment
>>
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
>> Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
>> >About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species destroys
>> >itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about doing just that?
>> >It does solve a lot of problems that we argue about all the time. So, for
>> >instance are you suggesting that we should not try to prevent global
>> >warming, since that would help the problem.
>>
>> But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately causing
>> it.
>
>There is no "global warming." The index has been essentially flat for a
>decade.
There is climate change, which is inevitable given the amount of energy
pumped into the ionosphere daily by the 6 Bilderberg HAARP projects --
Alaska, Cyprus, Norway and Australia (3)
These high frequency radio antennas have ruined Earth's atmosphere -- you
could reduce the world's population to zero and you'd still have atmospheric
problems. Earth's atmosphere is so damaged by HAARP, chemtrails, fossil
fuels that it could ignite in a hydrogen explosion any minute.
The Bilderbergs ruined their home planet. Even they won't be able to live
here. They threw away their resources, intelligence and available time they
had to find another home planet before Earth met it's natural demise by
plunging into the vortex of the Universe to be recycled.
>You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
>surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
But you can kill them off with depleted uranium weapons and nuclear war.
>
>However, if you plunge the world economies into depression, you CAN
>eliminate excess humanity.
True, but it is a waste of time and resources.
>Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people
than exist right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had
developed Tesla technology 100 years ago.
The only recourse you have to survive as a species is to find another home
planet to live on and you need to do it immediately -- an make it far, far
away from this galaxy, which is approaching demise.
Neolibertarian
www.freedomtofascism.com <tr...@r.us> wrote:
It's also inevitable considering the 14,000 year climate cycles of the
Holocene.
Your response, on the other hand, is inevitable because you've listened
to Art Bell for too many years.
>
> >You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
> >surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
>
> But you can kill them off with depleted uranium weapons and nuclear war.
Depleted uranium isn't lethal enough, and nuclear war is far too lethal.
Maybe we just need Danny Glover and Mel Gibson.
> >
> >However, if you plunge the world economies into depression, you CAN
> >eliminate excess humanity.
>
> True, but it is a waste of time and resources.
Not to the statists.
>
> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>
> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people
> than exist right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had
> developed Tesla technology 100 years ago.
No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
--
NeoLibertarian
^@%>---*=#
so what ? who cares ?
^@%>---*=#
"Neolibertarian" <cogn...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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art who ?
^@%>---*=#
so what ? who gives a fuck ?
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HAARP is forming massive amounts of tritium in Earth's atmosphere.
Message-ID: <gdea54h4cqscabn4r...@4ax.com>
>
>Your response, on the other hand, is inevitable because you've listened
>to Art Bell for too many years.
>>
>> >You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
>> >surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
>>
>> But you can kill them off with depleted uranium weapons and nuclear war.
>
>Depleted uranium isn't lethal enough, and nuclear war is far too lethal.
>
>Maybe we just need Danny Glover and Mel Gibson.
>> >
>> >However, if you plunge the world economies into depression, you CAN
>> >eliminate excess humanity.
>>
>> True, but it is a waste of time and resources.
>
>Not to the statists.
>>
>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>
>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people
>> than exist right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had
>> developed Tesla technology 100 years ago.
>
>No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
Something once likened the course of human events to an army of ants
climbing a tree which was so immense that it took them a thousand years to
reach the first branch. Not knowing there were other branches or that they
were climbing a tree, the leader ant, anxious to reach any destination, took
the first detour. Marching furiously toward their unknown goal, the leader
ant took each successive first detour, and quickly arrived at the end of a
very small twig which was barely wide enough to accommodate one ant.
The bottleneck of ants became so weighty that the limb snapped and the
entire colony of ants fell into a raging river below.
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Ouroboros_Rex
> In article <64f854teclavtun9q...@4ax.com>,
> www.freedomtofascism.com <tr...@r.us> wrote:
>
>>>> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
>>
>>>>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings
>>>>> on Earth, as long as some of the species survive, right?
>>
>> "Zanthius" wrote in message
>> <126899d5-cbf2-45ca...@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>>>> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it
>>>> would be one of the best possible things that can happen to the
>>>> global environment
>>
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
>> Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
>>> About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species
>>> destroys itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about
>>> doing just that? It does solve a lot of problems that we argue
>>> about all the time. So, for instance are you suggesting that we
>>> should not try to prevent global warming, since that would help the
>>> problem.
>>
>> But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately
>> causing it.
>
> There is no "global warming."
lie
The index has been essentially flat for
> a decade.
lie
>
> You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
> surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
>
> However, if you plunge the world economies into depression,
rofl
Ouroboros_Rex
Unrelated.
Ouroboros_Rex
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
Ouroboros_Rex
freefascist here is our latest crazy here at a.g-w. Appears to be able to
believe absolutely anything. Or, perhaps, is a denialist looking to make
the group look like a woo-woo fest.
Ouroboros_Rex
Cite, please.
www.freedomtofascism.com
You don't know, do you.
Thanks for playing!
Neolibertarian
"Ouroboros_Rex" <i...@casual.com> wrote:
> Neolibertarian wrote:
> > In article <64f854teclavtun9q...@4ax.com>,
> > www.freedomtofascism.com <tr...@r.us> wrote:
> >
> >>>> "www.freedomtofascism.com" <tr...@r.us> wrote in message
> >>
> >>>>> So you're saying it is okay to kill off 90% of the human beings
> >>>>> on Earth, as long as some of the species survive, right?
> >>
> >> "Zanthius" wrote in message
> >> <126899d5-cbf2-45ca...@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> >>>> If the human species was reduced to 90% of its current size, it
> >>>> would be one of the best possible things that can happen to the
> >>>> global environment
> >>
> >> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:27:51 -1000, "Jerry Okamura" wrote:
> >> Message-ID: <485429c8$0$7078$4c36...@roadrunner.com>>
> >>> About the only way that is going to happen is "if" the species
> >>> destroys itself. Are you suggesting that humans should set about
> >>> doing just that? It does solve a lot of problems that we argue
> >>> about all the time. So, for instance are you suggesting that we
> >>> should not try to prevent global warming, since that would help the
> >>> problem.
> >>
> >> But you're not trying to prevent global warming, you're deliberately
> >> causing it.
> >
> > There is no "global warming."
>
> lie
An index of average surface temperatures, gathered over a period of only
100 years, doesn't indicate much of anything.
An inferential index of average surface temperatures, gathered from tree
ring evidence and other indirect methods covering over 1,000 years may
prove more indicative, though less accurate.
There is also the matter of the Holocene Thermal Maximum which ended
6,000 years ago, and furthermore the matter of Holocene's apparent
14,000 year climate cycles.
However, not nearly enough is known to draw any definite conclusions. If
it weren't for IPCC (an academic, rather than a scientific body--whose
primary mission is public policy advocacy) you wouldn't be ignorantly
calling someone a "liar" for offering a qualifying opinion over
something you have very little knowledge of, and in which you have even
less grounding.
> The index has been essentially flat for
> > a decade.
>
> lie
http://www.space.dtu.dk/upload/institutter/space/research/reports/scienti
ficreports/dnsc-scientific_report_3_2007.pdf
"Sea surface temperature satellite data from the National Oceanic and
Atmospheric Administration also clearly show a cool Pacific Decadal
Oscillation pattern, as seen at:
http://www.cdc.noaa.gov/map/images/sst/sst.anom.gif . The shift in the
Pacific Decadal Oscillation, with its widespread Pacific Ocean
temperature changes, will have significant implications for global
climate. It can affect Pacific and Atlantic hurricane activity, droughts
and flooding around the Pacific basin, marine ecosystems and global land
temperature patterns. "
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2008-066
"Our results suggest that global surface temperature may not increase
over the next decade, as natural climate variations in the North
Atlantic and tropical Pacific temporarily offset the projected
anthropogenic warming."
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v453/n7191/full/nature06921.html
> >
> > You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
> > surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
> >
> > However, if you plunge the world economies into depression,
>
> rofl
Actually, it's not that funny.
At all.
--
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Ouroboros_Rex
Neither does anyone else except your fellow k00ks, apparently. lol
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>
> Thanks for playing!
No cite, then? I accept your surrender.
Ouroboros_Rex
Simply an insupportable lie.
>
> An inferential index of average surface temperatures, gathered from
> tree ring evidence and other indirect methods covering over 1,000
> years may prove more indicative, though less accurate.
>
> There is also the matter of the Holocene Thermal Maximum which ended
> 6,000 years ago, and furthermore the matter of Holocene's apparent
> 14,000 year climate cycles.
Which one involved fossil CO2?
>
> However, not nearly enough is known to draw any definite conclusions.
Simply an insupportable lie.
> If it weren't for IPCC (an academic, rather than a scientific
> body--whose primary mission is public policy advocacy) you wouldn't
> be ignorantly calling someone a "liar" for offering a qualifying
> opinion over something you have very little knowledge of, and in
> which you have even less grounding.
More insupportable lies.
>
>> The index has been essentially flat for
>>> a decade.
>>
>> lie
>
> http://www.space.dtu.dk/upload/institutter/space/research/reports/scienti
> ficreports/dnsc-scientific_report_3_2007.pdf
Will not load.
>
> "Sea surface temperature satellite data from the National Oceanic and
> Atmospheric Administration also clearly show a cool Pacific Decadal
> Oscillation pattern, as seen at:
> http://www.cdc.noaa.gov/map/images/sst/sst.anom.gif . The shift in
> the Pacific Decadal Oscillation, with its widespread Pacific Ocean
> temperature changes, will have significant implications for global
> climate. It can affect Pacific and Atlantic hurricane activity,
> droughts and flooding around the Pacific basin, marine ecosystems and
> global land temperature patterns. "
>
> http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2008-066
>
>
> "Our results suggest that global surface temperature may not increase
> over the next decade, as natural climate variations in the North
> Atlantic and tropical Pacific temporarily offset the projected
> anthropogenic warming."
>
> http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v453/n7191/full/nature06921.html
So, where is the 'essentially flat for a decade?" Not in these cites -
which deal with a temporary condition unrelated to AGW.
I'll tell you where - in your list of lies.
http://www.cru.uea.ac.uk/cru/info/warming/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Short_Instrumental_Temperature_Record.png
>
>
>>>
>>> You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
>>> surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
>>>
>>> However, if you plunge the world economies into depression,
>>
>> rofl
>
> Actually, it's not that funny.
Yeah, it's pretty funny. Though not, of course, if you believe bought and
paid for denialist liars who will tell you the sky will fall if anything is
done - same as was said for any anticipated controls on industry, from
secondhand smoke to seat belts.
Cost to stabilize GW: Negligible
http://tinyurl.com/2klwop
www.freedomtofascism.com
> No cite, then?
Why is it you can't do your own research?
Neolibertarian
"Ouroboros_Rex" <i...@casual.com> wrote:
You've been told by stalinist demagogues that any dissent is necessarily
a "lie."
> > An inferential index of average surface temperatures, gathered from
> > tree ring evidence and other indirect methods covering over 1,000
> > years may prove more indicative, though less accurate.
> >
> > There is also the matter of the Holocene Thermal Maximum which ended
> > 6,000 years ago, and furthermore the matter of Holocene's apparent
> > 14,000 year climate cycles.
>
> Which one involved fossil CO2?
As I indicated repeatedly above, this issue is far from settled, but
according to core sampling, the Carbon Dioxide Monster had nothing to do
with Holocene Thermal Maximum, nor the Maunder Minimum.
> > However, not nearly enough is known to draw any definite conclusions.
>
> Simply an insupportable lie.
Forbidding debate is hardly a reliable method of arriving at the truth.
> > If it weren't for IPCC (an academic, rather than a scientific
> > body--whose primary mission is public policy advocacy) you wouldn't
> > be ignorantly calling someone a "liar" for offering a qualifying
> > opinion over something you have very little knowledge of, and in
> > which you have even less grounding.
>
> More insupportable lies.
IPCC, on its own official webpage, explains quite plainly that it is an
academic body, whose primary concern is public policy advocacy.
IPCC also, just as plainly, explains that no Global Climate Model (GCM)
is predictive, nor can any fully account for conditions as they are
measured. Even so, in order to predict Climate Change, it uses an
average of these GCM's that don't work and predicts Climate Change.
This may seem like science, but it's not.
> >
> > http://www.space.dtu.dk/upload/institutter/space/research/reports/scienti
> > ficreports/dnsc-scientific_report_3_2007.pdf
>
> Will not load.
Perhaps you need to get another newsreader.
> > "Sea surface temperature satellite data from the National Oceanic and
> > Atmospheric Administration also clearly show a cool Pacific Decadal
> > Oscillation pattern, as seen at:
> > http://www.cdc.noaa.gov/map/images/sst/sst.anom.gif . The shift in
> > the Pacific Decadal Oscillation, with its widespread Pacific Ocean
> > temperature changes, will have significant implications for global
> > climate. It can affect Pacific and Atlantic hurricane activity,
> > droughts and flooding around the Pacific basin, marine ecosystems and
> > global land temperature patterns. "
> >
> > http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2008-066
> >
> >
> > "Our results suggest that global surface temperature may not increase
> > over the next decade, as natural climate variations in the North
> > Atlantic and tropical Pacific temporarily offset the projected
> > anthropogenic warming."
> >
> > http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v453/n7191/full/nature06921.html
>
> So, where is the 'essentially flat for a decade?" Not in these cites -
> which deal with a temporary condition unrelated to AGW.
The "temporary condition" is the decadal cessation of warming. Something
no GCM predicted, though some have rushed to amend their models since.
>
> I'll tell you where - in your list of lies.
>
> http://www.cru.uea.ac.uk/cru/info/warming/
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Short_Instrumental_Temperature_Record.png
Wikipedia isn't a reliable cite. Why don't you actually look into the
science, instead of having demagogues and ideologues feed you your pap?
> >>> You can't eliminate excess humanity by raising the global index of
> >>> surface temperatures a few degrees, anyway.
> >>>
> >>> However, if you plunge the world economies into depression,
> >>
> >> rofl
> >
> > Actually, it's not that funny.
>
> Yeah, it's pretty funny. Though not, of course, if you believe bought and
> paid for denialist liars who will tell you the sky will fall if anything is
> done - same as was said for any anticipated controls on industry, from
> secondhand smoke to seat belts.
That's too many logical fallacies to list.
Show me the GCM that predicts. Show me the experimental data proving
doubling will raise surface temperatures the predicted amounts. Show me
the "consensus" about where half the Carbon Dioxide, Amen, produced by
man goes (N. B. It doesn't end up in the atmosphere). Show me how a rise
of only 0.01% in Carbon Dioxide, Amen in 250 years can raise surface
temperatures as much as you claim.
Climate Science doesn't forbid debate. Climate Science spokesmen, and
public policy advocates, however, do.
>
> Cost to stabilize GW: Negligible
> http://tinyurl.com/2klwop
Global GDP is irrelevant to the disproportional effect on the GDP's of
industrial economies.
Along with demonizing capitalism, comes the erroneous notion that you
can tamper with it without destroying it. It took less "tampering" than
you're advocating in the late 1920's to bring about the Great Depression.
--
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The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
and foamed wildly:
>>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>>
>>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people than exist
>>> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>> technology 100 years ago.
>>
>> No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
>
> art who ?
Argh. Alexa, you ignorant slut! You fucked up the grammar, damnitall.
"Earth's resources could have held a thousand times more people than exist
right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
technology 100 years ago." Mind you, they did, but only some of it, and
most of the credit went to Edison, while the really "out there" theories
he had were never investigated by anyone else. He remains one of the three
top contenders for having caused the Tunguska explosion, IMO...I only like
the "comet head" explanation on alternate Tuesdays.
Art who?
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"The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" <ancien...@shoggoths.rule> wrote
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news:pan.2008.06.19....@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin...
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:41:33 -0400, ^@%>---*=# fixed me with a beady eye,
> and foamed wildly:
>
>>>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>>>
>>>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people than exist
>>>> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>>> technology 100 years ago.
>>>
>>> No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
>>
>> art who ?
>
> Argh. Alexa, you ignorant slut! You fucked up the grammar, damnitall.
> "Earth's resources could have held a thousand times more people than exist
> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
> technology 100 years ago." Mind you, they did, but only some of it, and
> most of the credit went to Edison, while the really "out there" theories
> he had were never investigated by anyone else. He remains one of the three
> top contenders for having caused the Tunguska explosion, IMO...I only like
> the "comet head" explanation on alternate Tuesdays.
>
> Art who?
alexa who ?
Art Deco
>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:41:33 -0400, ^@%>---*=# fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>
>>>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>>>
>>>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people than exist
>>>> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>>> technology 100 years ago.
>>>
>>> No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
>>
>> art who ?
>
>Argh. Alexa, you ignorant slut! You fucked up the grammar, damnitall.
>"Earth's resources could have held a thousand times more people than exist
>right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>technology 100 years ago." Mind you, they did, but only some of it, and
>most of the credit went to Edison, while the really "out there" theories
>he had were never investigated by anyone else. He remains one of the three
>top contenders for having caused the Tunguska explosion, IMO...I only like
>the "comet head" explanation on alternate Tuesdays.
>
>Art who?
Art who?
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> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancien...@shoggoths.rule>
> wrote:
>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:41:33 -0400, ^@%>---*=# fixed me with a beady eye,
>>and foamed wildly:
>>
>>>>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>>>>
>>>>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people than exist
>>>>> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>>>> technology 100 years ago.
>>>>
>>>> No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
>>>
>>> art who ?
>>
>>Argh. Alexa, you ignorant slut! You fucked up the grammar, damnitall.
>>"Earth's resources could have held a thousand times more people than exist
>>right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>technology 100 years ago." Mind you, they did, but only some of it, and
>>most of the credit went to Edison, while the really "out there" theories
>>he had were never investigated by anyone else. He remains one of the three
>>top contenders for having caused the Tunguska explosion, IMO...I only like
>>the "comet head" explanation on alternate Tuesdays.
>>
>>Art who?
>
> Art who?
>
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.games.bolo/msg/7f8e24ff16874fe3?dmode=source
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laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:41:33 -0400, ^@%>---*=# fixed me with a beady eye,
>>and foamed wildly:
>>
>>>>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>>>>
>>>>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people than exist
>>>>> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>>>> technology 100 years ago.
>>>>
>>>> No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
>>>
>>> art who ?
>>
>>Argh. Alexa, you ignorant slut! You fucked up the grammar, damnitall.
>>"Earth's resources could have held a thousand times more people than
>>exist right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>technology 100 years ago." Mind you, they did, but only some of it, and
>>most of the credit went to Edison, while the really "out there" theories
>>he had were never investigated by anyone else. He remains one of the
>>three top contenders for having caused the Tunguska explosion, IMO...I
>>only like the "comet head" explanation on alternate Tuesdays.
>>
>>Art who?
>
>Art who?
Art who?
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me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
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"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
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you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
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>Art Deco is C. R. Osterwald:
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec.games.bolo/msg/7f8e24ff16874fe3?dmode=source
He has is very own newsgroup.
alt.asshole.art-deco
Art Deco
<mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>Hail Eris! On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:53:31 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:41:33 -0400, ^@%>---*=# fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>
>>>>>> >Except there's no such thing as "excess" humanity.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Earth's resources can hold a thousand times more people than exist
>>>>>> right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>>>>> technology 100 years ago.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, no, no, not Tesla: Art Bell.
>>>>
>>>> art who ?
>>>
>>>Argh. Alexa, you ignorant slut! You fucked up the grammar, damnitall.
>>>"Earth's resources could have held a thousand times more people than
>>>exist right now -- if, and that's a BIG IF -- they had developed Tesla
>>>technology 100 years ago." Mind you, they did, but only some of it, and
>>>most of the credit went to Edison, while the really "out there" theories
>>>he had were never investigated by anyone else. He remains one of the
>>>three top contenders for having caused the Tunguska explosion, IMO...I
>>>only like the "comet head" explanation on alternate Tuesdays.
>>>
>>>Art who?
>>
>>Art who?
>
>Art who?
Art who?
Hagar
Art the Butt Pirate, that's who ...
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a Sphincter Stretcher
is very evident, Deco."
-- AH
Porsche Monkey For Life
dribbled:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
Art who?
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Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
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occurrences.
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Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
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5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a kook award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
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<PorscheMo...@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote:
http://www.vectorsite.net/tpqm_07.html
You can't escape this. Earth's atmosphere is wrecked.
Have a nice day on the Death Star. Literally.
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
laughing at the antics of www.freedomtofascism.com, when they suddenly
burst out in tears:
> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:16:38 GMT, Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>
> http://www.vectorsite.net/tpqm_07.html
>
> You can't escape this. Earth's atmosphere is wrecked.
>
> Have a nice day on the Death Star. Literally.
Wrecked? Possibly. We've done an awful lot to this planet to wreck it in
every way we could, for the sake of some massive bank accounts at the
expense of a great many other people. Does that mean it's likely the
atmosphere could explode at any moment? Uh, I doubt it. The entire
atmosphere of Earth spontaneously combusting would be a bit of a stretch,
at least for now. Maybe after another century of rain-forest destruction,
smog and all kinds of pollution, plus the chemtrails to which you allude,
that'll be more probable, but not yet. To accomplish it now would require,
at the very least, some pretty major megatonnage going off somewhere
aboveground. Perhaps gigatonnage.
OK, so maybe the US will cause it if they bomb Iran, but Bush has less
than 5 months to get going on that.
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for Killing and Yardwork <mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
Please explain to the viewing audience why I'm supposed to take you
seriously?
>Path: border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!cyclone1.gnilink.net!gnilink.net!newsfeed2.telusplanet.net!newsfeed.telus.net!edtnps83.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail
>From: Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork <mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk>
>Organization: The Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist Pretzel Cabal (TINC)
>Subject: Re: art who's whoskisms [ wazn't Re: Earth's Atmosphere Damaged Beyond Repair Re: Population Reduction: US Government Causing Global Warming
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Art Deco
Art Deco
>Hail Eris! On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:29:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>laughing at the antics of www.freedomtofascism.com, when they suddenly
>burst out in tears:
>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:16:38 GMT, Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>>
>> http://www.vectorsite.net/tpqm_07.html
>>
>> You can't escape this. Earth's atmosphere is wrecked.
>>
>> Have a nice day on the Death Star. Literally.
>
>Wrecked? Possibly. We've done an awful lot to this planet to wreck it in
>every way we could, for the sake of some massive bank accounts at the
>expense of a great many other people. Does that mean it's likely the
>atmosphere could explode at any moment? Uh, I doubt it. The entire
>atmosphere of Earth spontaneously combusting would be a bit of a stretch,
>at least for now. Maybe after another century of rain-forest destruction,
>smog and all kinds of pollution, plus the chemtrails to which you allude,
>that'll be more probable, but not yet. To accomplish it now would require,
>at the very least, some pretty major megatonnage going off somewhere
>aboveground. Perhaps gigatonnage.
>
>OK, so maybe the US will cause it if they bomb Iran, but Bush has less
>than 5 months to get going on that.
I'm just hoping for a prez that can speak without the marbles in there.
www.freedomtofascism.com
Please explain to the viewing audience why anyone would take you seriously?
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
oddly state:
> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:00:58 GMT, Synthetic Networked Android
> Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>
> Please explain to the viewing audience why I'm supposed to take you
> seriously?
How about you explain why you take seriousness seriously? BTW, I gave you
a serious reply to your previous post. Weird of me, I know, but...
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president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
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that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
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The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:29:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>was laughing at the antics of www.freedomtofascism.com, when they
>>suddenly burst out in tears:
>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:16:38 GMT, Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>>>
>>> http://www.vectorsite.net/tpqm_07.html
>>>
>>> You can't escape this. Earth's atmosphere is wrecked.
>>>
>>> Have a nice day on the Death Star. Literally.
>>
>>Wrecked? Possibly. We've done an awful lot to this planet to wreck it in
>>every way we could, for the sake of some massive bank accounts at the
>>expense of a great many other people. Does that mean it's likely the
>>atmosphere could explode at any moment? Uh, I doubt it. The entire
>>atmosphere of Earth spontaneously combusting would be a bit of a stretch,
>>at least for now. Maybe after another century of rain-forest destruction,
>>smog and all kinds of pollution, plus the chemtrails to which you allude,
>>that'll be more probable, but not yet. To accomplish it now would
>>require, at the very least, some pretty major megatonnage going off
>>somewhere aboveground. Perhaps gigatonnage.
>>
>>OK, so maybe the US will cause it if they bomb Iran, but Bush has less
>>than 5 months to get going on that.
>
> I'm just hoping for a prez that can speak without the marbles in there.
One who isn't at least allegedly a psycho would be nice.
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The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
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for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
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Art who?
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Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!
"Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support"
Join my RuneScape clan!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php
Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet
And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel
"I know how you special busboys are.
You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<HMb3k.2413$bh5....@bignews4.bellsouth.net>
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Art Deco
Art who?
hones...@centurytel.net
The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
Art who?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Gutter Chix0r #17
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
Art Deco
Art who?
hones...@centurytel.net
HJ
Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
Art who?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."
Official Chung Demon
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4....@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>
Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>
"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>
"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker
Art Deco
Art who?
hones...@centurytel.net
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
and foamed wildly:
Art who?
--
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Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>
"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
Art Deco
wrote:
Art who?
hones...@centurytel.net
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
and foamed wildly:
Art who?
Art Deco
Art who?
Hagar
Art the DecoFag, that's who ...
"Substantiation that you are regarded as a PedoDeco
should be your concern, Deco."
-- The people of Colorado
hones...@centurytel.net
"Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote in message
news:KKCdnUsnzpvaZv3V...@giganews.com...
lately? There just may be trouble in Paradise.
HJ
The Secretary of HomIntern
Art who?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy
"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."
"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The
Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,
re-defines irony yet again.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Old politicalcompass.org:
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
New political compass:
Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
Odd. I seem to be swaying.
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
Art Deco
Art who?
Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
Art who?
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Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
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Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."
Official Chung Demon
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
Art Deco
Art who?
hones...@centurytel.net
hones...@centurytel.net
The Secretary of HomIntern
Art who?
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Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy
"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."
"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The
Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,
re-defines irony yet again.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Art who?
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www.freedomtofascism.com
Looks like art has been taking lessons from the
Mouth Piece of the British Empire.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7489557.stm
You people are screwed.
(¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)
Sockpuppet whined:
Art who?
Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Art who?
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02D2D2
www.freedomtofascism.com
<er...@psets.c0m> wrote:
>they had developed
>Tesla technology 100 years ago.
Too late now. Earth is destroyed.
Find another planet to live on.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
oddly state:
Art who?
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AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!
"Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support"
Join my RuneScape clan!
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Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet
And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel
"I know how you special busboys are.
You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<HMb3k.2413$bh5....@bignews4.bellsouth.net>
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>
To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,
is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007
www.freedomtofascism.com
plonk
Art Deco
Art who?
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Your Pal,
HJ
p.s. 42 other sex offenders live in the same area according to the Sheriff.