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Dec 30, 2016, 2:39:17 PM12/30/16

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http://www.millionaiwww.alternet.org/files/screen_shot_2016-12-28_at_9.01.20_am.png

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Grizzly H.

Skeeter

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Dec 30, 2016, 2:51:16 PM12/30/16

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On Fri, 30 Dec 2016 14:39:09 -0500, mixed nuts
<melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>http://www.millionaiwww.alternet.org/files/screen_shot_2016-12-28_at_9.01.20_am.png

And then you have a small quiet fart, that would be Obummer.

Janithor

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Dec 30, 2016, 4:11:50 PM12/30/16

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x-no-archive: yes

Smackdown!

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Dec 30, 2016, 5:19:54 PM12/30/16

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https://www.theguardian.com/gall/0,8542,1211872,00.html

Janithor

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:03:53 PM12/30/16

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x-no-archive: yes

and here come the head choppers

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:06:53 PM12/30/16

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american head choppers , imagine that

Janithor

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:08:37 PM12/30/16

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x-no-archive: yes

oh no! be afraid, be vewy afwaid!

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:15:22 PM12/30/16

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i'm not in the useless stupid fight so i don't
care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VfGVKzcfs

Skeeter

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:19:22 PM12/30/16

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM3TvSa_ues

Janithor

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:21:47 PM12/30/16

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x-no-archive: yes

Did you go to Rubi's quince?

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 30, 2016, 7:33:49 PM12/30/16

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In article <a03ibu....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

They didn't chop any heads, so you just told a porky.

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Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)

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all rights reserved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:05:19 PM12/30/16

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what is it

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:07:48 PM12/30/16

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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <a03ibu....@news.alt.net>,
> per...@gmail.com says...
>
>
>>
>> Janithor wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> On 12/30/2016 2:19 PM, % wrote:
>>>> Janithor wrote:
>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>
>>>>> On 12/30/2016 11:51 AM, Skeeter wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 30 Dec 2016 14:39:09 -0500, mixed
>>>>>> nuts
>>>>>> <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.millionaiwww.alternet.org/files/screen_shot_2016-12-28_at_9.01.20_am.png
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And then you have a small quiet fart, that
>>>>>> would be Obummer.
>>>>>
>>>>> Smackdown!
>>>>
>>>> https://www.theguardian.com/gall/0,8542,1211872,00.html
>>>
>>> and here come the head choppers
>>
>> american head choppers , imagine that
>
> They didn't chop any heads, so you just told a
> porky.

it's not janithors first hyperbole

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:18:58 PM12/30/16

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In article <a040b0....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

It's a quince that Rubi had. HTH

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:26:19 PM12/30/16

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i thought it was a new word for toilet

mixed nuts

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:29:35 PM12/30/16

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Rubi's 15th birthday.

https://www.wearemitu.com/mitu-world/this-quinceanera-invite-went-viral-and-the-memes-are-hilarious/

Trump wasn't invited because Mexicans think he's el Cabeza de puta.

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Grizzly H.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:32:18 PM12/30/16

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In article <a041id....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

It's an old word for fifteen... if'n yer a Mexican.

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:32:47 PM12/30/16

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i still don't know what it is

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:39:07 PM12/30/16

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we don't have those here

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:29:10 AM12/31/16

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In article <a041ug....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

Head of dick.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:30:00 AM12/31/16

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In article <a042ad....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

Dey everywhere, amigo.

mixed nuts

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:34:00 AM12/31/16

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Just a 15th birthday party - same as usual with horse races, barbecue,
lots of beer, mud bogs, airshows, fireworks, chainsaw races, ox and
tractor pulls, rock concerts and whatnot.

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Grizzly H.

mixed nuts

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:36:57 AM12/31/16

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== Fuckhead.

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Grizzly H.

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:40:53 AM12/31/16

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he has none

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:41:28 AM12/31/16

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this ain't everywhere

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:42:42 AM12/31/16

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we call them field parties we have two can't find
us places

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Dec 31, 2016, 12:43:20 AM12/31/16

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dickhead

Janithor

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Dec 31, 2016, 1:04:28 AM12/31/16

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x-no-archive: yes

It's not just a 15th birthday party, brown people with no money drop a
lot of money on one. And you forgot the part about the church, big shock.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 2:23:52 AM12/31/16

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In article <a045v9....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

Everybody knows, this is nowhere.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 2:24:43 AM12/31/16

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In article <o47g07$1ifl$1...@gioia.aioe.org>,
melops...@undulatus.budgie says...

What about bull torturing and murdering?

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 2:26:13 AM12/31/16

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In article <o47g5o$1ifl$2...@gioia.aioe.org>,
melops...@undulatus.budgie says...

That's head of fuck.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 2:26:53 AM12/31/16

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In article <a0462q....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com says...

peterhead

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Dec 31, 2016, 8:36:57 AM12/31/16

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You need the jesus if the food and wine run low and money is no problem
anymore because US factories have become Mexican Maquiladoras and we're
all winning very bigly (really bigly).

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Grizzly H.

mixed nuts

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Dec 31, 2016, 9:08:20 AM12/31/16

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So, you get a bull what has been living a good life with plenty of fresh
air, exercise and natural food what doesn't give him the runs and make
him pump out methane like there's no tomorrow (you want him to be in
good shape and a fine example of bullhood). Then you kill him over the
course of a few minutes and turn him into Filetes, asados de carne y
hamburguesas.

Or you cut his nuts off, put him into a feed lot and pump him full of
dead cow and fish leftovers, soy and alfalfa pellets from the central
valley (where the gummint gives you cheap electricity and all the water
you can use), hormones and antibiotics. He spends his life walking in
muddy shit in air that makes his eyes water. Then you whack him between
the eyes with a hammer to render him docile, hang him upside down and
bleed him out.

Whaddya think?

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Grizzly H.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 10:09:00 AM12/31/16

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In article <o48c9n$v1o$1...@gioia.aioe.org>, melops...@undulatus.budgie
says...

And soon we'll have The Great Wall, and it will be known as the Eighth
Wonder of the World, rivaling China's Great Wall.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Dec 31, 2016, 10:11:20 AM12/31/16

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In article <o48e4i$1296$1...@gioia.aioe.org>,
melops...@undulatus.budgie says...

That sounds very macho indeedo!