The Difference between Ari beating his meat and flaming...
03:15:38 GMT
>03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>> >03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> >> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>> >> >Flaagg wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> When you shoot someone down in Quake III, they at least TRY to blast you
>> >> >> back.
>> >> >
>> >> >...like you could shoot *ANYONE* down. <snicker>
>> >>
>> >> It's not as good as the "babyface" IKYABWAI, but it's up there.
>> >
>> >Yeah.
>>
>> IKYABWAI's are not good things. If you can't refrain from committing
>> them, at least show some spine and _try_ to deny them.
>>
>> >IKYABWAI. HAND. DEAL. WHINE.
>> >
>> >
>> >The complete arsenal of the alien.plonker. You think one of you bitches can
>> >come up with an original fucking thought once in your life time?
>>
>> It's no use making an effort. No matter what I do, you won't stick
>> around to take your beating.
>
>Which is actually beside the point, because you lack the ability to give anyone
>(with the possible exception of 'hatter and his socks) even a rudimentary
>beating.
Which wouldn't make it beside the point, but incorrect. I'll add
'beside the point' to the long list of phrases you don't understand,
but insist on using regardless.
>The last beating you gave out was to your penis while you thumbed across
>mostly naked pictures of Pee-Wee Herman. The plain and simple fact is, despite
>hundreds, perhaps thousands of practice attempts you are not even particular
>talented at beating off.
I point out your IKYABWAI. You counter with crass accusations of Pee
Wee fandom. Why do you insist on battering your own case in this way?
>Your singular "talent" is twisting shit around in a sad little attempt to over
>come your deep seated insecurities.
"Twisting shit around", you whining douche bag? If you could argue a
bit people couldn't "twist shit around" - not that there's any need
for that as long as you keep bringing up topics like the next one:
>Hey fuckwad, why don't you tell me again how I misspelled "spade"?
You misspelled "spayed", you comprehension-impaired idiot. How many
times have I told you this before?
Let's recap:
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Subject: Re: OI got his wish... (Re: *plonk*)
there are no misspellings in my previous post,
-- Rhesus, to me.
You misspelled the word "spayed" as "spade", you illiterate cretin.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Tell me which word is misspelt, dumbass.
-- Rhesus, to me.
I already did, you mangy maroon: "spayed". Do try to keep up.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Subject: Re: alt.flamenet: The Happy Meal of FLAME!
Let's get back to how "spade" is spelt wrong.
-- Rhesus, to me.
"Spade" wasn't spelt wrong, idiot. "Spayed" was.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
I never spelt "spayed" dumbass.
-- Rhesus, to me.
You thought it was spelled "spade", you illiterate cretin.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Subject: Re: The Difference between Ari beating his meat and
flaming...
Hey fuckwad, why don't you tell me again how I misspelled "spade"?
-- Rhesus, to me.
You misspelled "spayed", you comprehension-impaired idiot.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
---
Refuse to understand a couple of more times, and that will make a fine
.sig for me.
>I always get a good laugh watching you back pedal.
If you enjoyed those two threads, why did you drop them?
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Slurps in <3AFE9509...@home.com>
"I love you Jack."
-- drap...@home.com finally confesses in <3B35BC22...@home.com>
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HERHEHRHEHREHRRHE this is too much.
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Jesus Slut Fucker
.<smack>
So the word spade is misspelt?
Moron.
Troll thyself some more.
-Jesus
J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
Ah, ah! I see! So you were doing it ON PURPOSE the whole time!
Amazing! WHat a horrifyingly brilliant tactic! Especially in
retrospect!
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GMT, the Troll Jesus Slut Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com>
attempted to push back the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by
poasting this in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
It is one thing to be really, really, stupid, but quite another not to
know when you have lost.
Rhesus has no nuts and is digging himself an ever deeper hole.
Having no nuts, rhesus is not whole.
There, that should confuse the little spankard even more.
Seefood is the boy in the bucket, right? Now we can refer to him and
rhesus, as teh bucket and spayed!
Hahahaha.
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Excuse me sir, I believe you hace misspelled "spaid".
03:15:38 GMT
Ah, deletions.
>So the word spade is misspelt?
The word "spayed" was misspelled as "spade", you utter nitwit.
>Moron.
>
>
>Troll thyself some more.
Are you claiming this spayed/spade episode as a troll?
>>>I always get a good laugh watching you back pedal.
>>
>>If you enjoyed those two threads, why did you drop them?
Well?
Jesus Slut Fucker
Funny, Spade is not misspelled, therefore you are a total and utter moron.
Kill yourself now.
>
> >Moron.
> >
> >
> >Troll thyself some more.
>
> Are you claiming this spayed/spade episode as a troll?
>
> >>>I always get a good laugh watching you back pedal.
> >>
> >>If you enjoyed those two threads, why did you drop them?
>
> Well?
I didn't. Back pedal some more, moron.
--
"You'll be a hard luck woman, baby till you find your man..."
-trippy attempting to get Aaron Henne to come to grips with
his homosexuality reverts to song.
"It's still better than wiggling your willy to pictures of Mr. T"
-Aaron Henne commenting on trippy's lack of oral sexual skills.
"What do you mean, it won't get hard?"
-Henne (aka Flaagg) all greased up and trippy has no where to go!
Menjy
>03:15:38 GMT wrote:
[...]
>Funny, Spade is not misspelled
You misspelled "spayed", you big, silly gay thing.
--
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Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
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+0200, the Troll 'Menjy' <me...@SPAMBLOCKdatabasix.com> attempted to
push back the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>>03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>Funny, Spade is not misspelled
>
>You misspelled "spayed", you big, silly gay thing.
heh!
03:15:38 GMT
>03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>> >03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> >> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
[...] (Rhesus posts to Usenet, gets slapped for it.)
>> >> >Hey fuckwad, why don't you tell me again how I misspelled "spade"?
>> >>
>> >> You misspelled "spayed", you comprehension-impaired idiot. How many
>> >> times have I told you this before?
>> >
>> >.<smack>
>>
>> Ah, deletions.
>>
>> >So the word spade is misspelt?
>>
>> The word "spayed" was misspelled as "spade", you utter nitwit.
>
>Funny, Spade is not misspelled, therefore you are a total and utter moron.
"Spade" is a misspelling when the correct word is "spayed", you
birdbrained bore.
>Kill yourself now.
Why would I do a thing like that?
>> >Moron.
>> >
>> >
>> >Troll thyself some more.
>>
>> Are you claiming this spayed/spade episode as a troll?
Well?
>> >>>I always get a good laugh watching you back pedal.
>> >>
>> >>If you enjoyed those two threads, why did you drop them?
>>
>> Well?
>
>I didn't.
Of course you did. Would you like to see the last articles from both
of those exchanges? (Hint: They were written by me.)
>Back pedal some more, moron.
Lying is bad for you.
--
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ADVENTURES OF RHESUS THE READING COMPREHENSION BOY!
TODAY'S EPISODE: "SAM SPAYED, PRIVATE EYE"
Subject: Re: OI got his wish... (Re: *plonk*)
there are no misspellings in my previous post,
-- Jesus "Rhesus" Slut Fucker.
You misspelled the word "spayed" as "spade", you illiterate cretin.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Tell me which word is misspelt, dumbass.
-- Rhesus, to me.
I already did, you mangy maroon: "spayed". Do try to keep up.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Subject: Re: alt.flamenet: The Happy Meal of FLAME!
Let's get back to how "spade" is spelt wrong.
-- Rhesus, to me.
"Spade" wasn't spelt wrong, idiot. "Spayed" was.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
I never spelt "spayed" dumbass.
-- Rhesus, to me.
You thought it was spelled "spade", you illiterate cretin.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Subject: Re: The Difference between Ari beating his meat and
flaming...
Hey fuckwad, why don't you tell me again how I misspelled "spade"?
-- Rhesus, to me.
You misspelled "spayed", you comprehension-impaired idiot.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
So the word spade is misspelt?
-- Rhesus, to me.
The word "spayed" was misspelled, you utter nitwit.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Funny, Spade is not misspelled, therefore you are a total and utter moron.
-- Rhesus, to me.
"Spade" is a misspelling when the correct word is "spayed", you
birdbrained bore.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
Subject: Re: Seafood: Barnacle scraper, or boy in the bucket? Pt1
Tell us how spade is spelt wrong, you stupid little man.
-- Rhesus, to me.
'Spade' is spelled wrong when one is grasping for 'spayed'.
-- Me, to Rhesus.
WILL RHESUS FINALLY GET IT? WILL THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSE FIRST? FIND OUT
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF...
ADVENTURES OF RHESUS THE READING COMPREHENSION BOY!
Jesus Slut Fucker
Typing in all caps only makes you look more moronic (though it is amazing to me
you could accomplish this).
Spade is in the dictionary, thus it is not spelled wrong. Thus you are a moron
who can't even get a spelling lame right. How much more fucking stupid can you
get?
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You spam
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL
Hmmm...I'd have to recheck...leaves room for improvement?
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave for a month.
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy. Father will do ;-)
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[X] Get a Clue: read a book! In fact, read many books.
[X] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] All of the above
Menjy
>Spade is in the dictionary
Not under "spayed", is isn't, you big, daft gay thing.
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
> >Spade is in the dictionary
>
> Not under "spayed", is isn't, you big, daft gay thing.
Poor little menjy, you'd best go back to getting your bare bottom spanked by
Ludbunski. Don't make me hurt you, little man.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
> > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
>
> Gosh. How does that work, then?
>
> Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
>
> Are you the king of this board?
I've been called King of the Jews.
Menjy
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>>
>> >Spade is in the dictionary
>>
>> Not under "spayed", is isn't, you big, daft gay thing.
>
>Poor little menjy, you'd best go back to getting your bare bottom spanked by
>Ludbunski. Don't make me hurt you, little man.
Chathe me! Chathe me! Oooh, you're *thuch* a tease, Princess, you big, soft,
subliterate, gay thing!
Flaagg
<draper29NO...@home.com> says...
> Mavis Williams wrote:
>
> > Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
> >
> > > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
> >
> > Gosh. How does that work, then?
> >
> > Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
> >
> > Are you the king of this board?
>
> I've been called King of the Jews.
Members of the Rock Tribe like to call him 'Jesus'.
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [X] Blow me
Dude. You are SO gay.
--
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- ICQ WWPager Message To: flaagg
Subject: Your ass my dick
Sender IP: 24.179.113.44 ("Jesus Slut Fucker", alt.flamenet)
"Please note: Your message is stamped with your IP address and the time
of sending."
- The ICQ WWPager small print "Jesus Slut Fucker" forgot to read
"? Close but no cigar."
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sent from IP 24.179.113.44
"If I decided to take you ass, there would be little you could do about
it."
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considers homosexual rape in article <3B356032...@home.com>
Menjy
>I've been called King
You've been called *Princess*, you big, soppy, gay thing.
Jesus Slut Fucker
> In article <3B554D09...@home.com>, Jesus Slut Fucker
> <draper29NO...@home.com> says...
>
> > Mavis Williams wrote:
> >
> > > Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
> > >
> > > > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
> > >
> > > Gosh. How does that work, then?
> > >
> > > Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
> > >
> > > Are you the king of this board?
> >
> > I've been called King of the Jews.
>
> Members of the Rock Tribe like to call him 'Jesus'.
>
Yer momma calls me big daddy.
>
> > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> >
> > [X] Blow me
>
> Dude. You are SO gay.
Yes, yes, yes. We've been through this. *YOU* say I'm gay because my dick
tastes like shit...
Listen boo, if I'm gay, would I keep turning down your homosexual advances?
Why don't you tell me some more about evolution, eh
boo? *YOU* sooooooooooo funny. Right now, your genotype (the mostly stupid)
is protected. We have come to a point in human evolution where,
for the most part, we've eliminated most of the evolutionary pressures.
The mostly stupid, like yourself, are able to live and reproduce living on
welfare. Now, the totally stupid are still be eliminated from the gene pool.
They do something stupid and do not live to reproduce. Your kind however
lives on welfare and lies around jobless, eating, shitting and reproducing.
Nature is however, cruel boo. The earth is just one big ecosystem and
someday, though unfortunately not this generation, mankind will exceed his
resources. When this happens, when population growth becomes such that
the earth can no longer produce enough to feed mankind, there will be a kill
off, a sharp drop in population. The bottom, for your kind is going to drop
out. The evolutionary pressures will reassert themselves, only the strong
will survive, boo. When this happens, rest assured that one of my
descendants will grab one of your descendants (though because of your
homosexuality no direct descendants, though I am sure any sister you have
will be reproducing with all the nearest niggers in your neighborhood) by
the neck and choke their worthless life from them, then take them back to
their residence to make them the "guest of honor" at the barbecue.
So do us a favor boo, and pass it through your family as a tradition. Every
morning get up and sprinkle on some meat tenderizer and maybe some fajita
seasoning. This way when the time comes maybe you'll be half way palatable.
Show some consideration to your superiors, boo.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone sex ad
[ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was
legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You spam
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL
Hmmm...I'd have to recheck...leaves room for improvement?
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave for a month.
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy. Father will do ;-)
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
> >I've been called King
>
> You've been called *Princess*, you big, soppy, gay thing.
You wouldn't have the balls to call me that to my face, you little soppy, gay
thing.
Menjy
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>>
>> >I've been called King
>>
>> You've been called *Princess*, you big, soppy, gay thing.
>
>You wouldn't have the balls to call me that to my face,
'Course I would, Princess. There really isn't much that's scary about a big,
soppy, illiterate, limp-wristed, silly, gay thing.
>you little soppy, gay thing.
You're hopeless at this flaming lark, aren't you, Princess?
Seafood
"Mavis Williams" <ma...@webtribe.net> wrote in message
news:k339lts2jq1m8pv0t...@news.claranews.com...
> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
> > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
>
>
> Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
>
> Are you the king of this board?
> mave the rave :-)
Jesus is the Lord Thy God, to be saved you must submit
a naked gif/jpg of yourself to the Headquarters at
alt.flamenet. You may do so by replying to this message
and deleting all newsgroups in the address except alt.flamenet.
(NOTE: If you have any veneral deseases or physical defects
send the pic to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose C/O Optional ID)
--
Seafood
Seafood
> > Mavis Williams wrote:
> >
> > > Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
> > >
> > > > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
> > >
> > > Gosh. How does that work, then?
> > >
> > > Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
> > >
> > > Are you the king of this board?
> >
> > I've been called King of the Jews.
> Heinie O Flaagg laps Jesus...
> Members of the Rock Tribe like to call him 'Jesus'.
>
> > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> >
> > [X] Blow me
>
> Dude. You are SO gay.
Err, Mr. Heinie, when soliciting in public for a BJ
from another male, you have automatically procured
yourself a spot in next years San Francisco Gay
Swish Parade. See the Grand Marshall UPA for
details...
--
Seafood
Seafood
"Jesus Slut Fucker" <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote in message
news:3B554D09...@home.com...
> Mavis Williams wrote:
>
> > Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
> >
> > > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
> >
> > Gosh. How does that work, then?
> >
> > Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
> >
> > Are you the king of this board?
>
> I've been called King of the Jews.
>
>
>
>
> -Jesus
Does Mr. Glodbreg know this?
--
Seafood
03:15:38 GMT
>03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>> >03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> >> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>> >> >03:15:38 GMT wrote:
>> >> >> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
[...] (Rhesus - surprise, surprise - ignores the message. He does
have something to say about the .sig.)
>> >> >Moron.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >Troll thyself some more.
>> >>
>> >> Are you claiming this spayed/spade episode as a troll?
>>
>> Well?
Hmm?
By the way, you really shouldn't go for the "It's all a troll, honest
guv!" angle. Can you think of why?
>> >> >>>I always get a good laugh watching you back pedal.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>If you enjoyed those two threads, why did you drop them?
>> >>
>> >> Well?
>> >
>> >I didn't.
>>
>> Of course you did. Would you like to see the last articles from both
>> of those exchanges? (Hint: They were written by me.)
Hey Rhesus, why did you drop those threads, seeing as you claim to
have found them so amusing?
Have you ever heard one of those announcers with booming voices, who
always sound like they're shouting?
>Spade is in the dictionary, thus it is not spelled wrong.
'Spade' isn't interchangeable with 'spayed', you fumbling freak.
>Thus you are a moron who can't even get a spelling lame right. How
>much more fucking stupid can you get?
The problem with this is that I did get the flame right, you
bloody-minded simpleton you. I suspect you've finally realized it,
too. After I posted that little recap, you suddenly started hinting
that your bot-like denials were a troll all along.
Can you _now_ figure out why you shouldn't try to write this episode
off as a troll?
Spade is in the dictionary, thus it is not spelled wrong.
-- Rhesus, to me.
'Spade' isn't interchangeable with 'spayed', you fumbling freak.
03:15:38 GMT
>> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> says...
>>
>> > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>> >
>> > [X] Blow me
>>
>> Dude. You are SO gay.
>
>Yes, yes, yes. We've been through this. *YOU* say I'm gay because my dick
>tastes like shit...
You don't suppose it has something to do with that "Your ass my dick"
ICQ message you sent him?
Spade is in the dictionary, thus it is not spelled wrong.
-- Rhesus, to me.
'Spade' isn't interchangeable with 'spayed', you fumbling freak.
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
> >I've been called King
>
> You've <smack>
Now Menjy, I want you to answer me a question and try to tell the truth.
All you Alien.Vampire.Plonkers are all just one person and a bunch of socks,
right? I mean there can't be more than one person this fucking stupid is there?
Say it ain't so Menjy, say it ain't so!
Jesus Slut Fucker
Yeah but the silly bastard refuses to worship me.
You want to see me drive Ari crazy? I'm gonna ignore him for a week or so.
Talk about him but not too him. Drives the stupid bastard crazy.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
Menjy
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>> >I've been called King
>>
>> You've <smack>
>
>Now <smack>
Whussat, Princess?
Dear:
[ ] big, silly, gay thing
[ ] outed ICQ-cruising homosexual
[ ] frantic backpedaler
[ ] subliterate cretin
[x] all of the above
You're being laughed at because:
[x] that fucking stupid form-flame you're using wasn't funny
five years ago, you big, silly, gay thing.
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Princess Dumb Fucker wrote:
> >'Menjy' wrote:
> >> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
> >> >I've been called King
> >>
> >> You've <smack>
> >
> >Now <smack>
>
> Whussat <Smack>
Unable to answer the question, eh Benjy?
Bad little dog, no doggie snack.
-Jesus
---
Menjy
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Princess Dumb Fucker wrote:
>> >'Menjy' wrote:
>> >> Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>>
>> >> >I've been called King
>> >>
>> >> You've <smack>
>> >
>> >Now <smack>
>>
>> Whussat <Smack>
>
Dear:
[x] big, silly, gay thing
[x] outed ICQ-cruising homosexual
[x] frantic backpedaler
[x] subliterate cretin
[x] plagiarist
You're being laughed at because:
[x] that fucking stupid form-flame you're *still* using wasn't
funny five years ago, you big, silly, gay thing.
[x] bitching about having your mindless waffle <smack>'d in a
post where you began <smack>ing what you couldn't bear to
read makes you look like a big, silly, gay thing.
[x] In answer to your query: if it appears that many of your
correspondents in many newsgroups, posting from many different
timezones and from many different ISPs treat you as a big, silly
gay thing, think Occam's razor. That is, chances are there really
*are* that many people out there who think you're a big, silly
Lee Jackson Beauregard
>I mean there can't be more than one person this fucking stupid is there?
Well, let's see, there's you, Biil Palmer, Piss-stain2001, and
Roger Scheissman.
--
-----------============<[ Lee Jackson Beauregard ]>============-----------
Advocating a snuh-free alt.flame since a week ago last Tuesday
PGP public key at http://www.smart.net/~rchason/pubkey.asc
Delenda est Windoze
Flaagg
<na...@sanctum.com> says...
> > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> > >
> > > [X] Blow me
> >
> > Dude. You are SO gay.
>
> Err, Mr. Heinie, when soliciting in public for a BJ
> from another male, you have automatically procured
> yourself a spot in next years San Francisco Gay
> Swish Parade.
Err, Mr. Semen, your boy *Jesus* posted the public solicitation for a BJ.
If you were using a reader that didn't screw the attributes to hell and
gone, you wouldn't be apologizing to him in email right now!
--
Aaron M. Henne -flaagg mhm9x2-
PLANET F - http://frontpage.home.net/flgz1/
"monkey mate in the jungle robot replicate in factory
they will have a giant rumble!"
- James Kochalka, "Monkey vs. Robot"
Flaagg
<draper29NO...@home.com> says...
> Faagg wrote:
> > Members of the Rock Tribe like to call him 'Jesus'.
> >
>
> Yer momma calls me big daddy.
Yer momma calls -me- the guy that drove her worthless trickbaby son
completely insane. And she does it with a grateful smile on her ass-ugly
face, too.
> > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> > >
> > > [X] Blow me
> >
> > Dude. You are SO gay.
>
> Yes, yes, yes.
Good for you, Gut Plunger - It's about TIME you copped to your
homosexuality. You really weren't fooling anyone, you know.
> Listen boo, if I'm gay, would I keep turning down your homosexual advances?
I haven't the foggiest idea, Pot-Kettle-Blouseboy; *I* wasn't the one
that *made* the homosexual advances, remember?
Of course you remember.
"Your message is stamped with your IP address and the time of
sending"...15 little words that will haunt Big Gay Jesus for the rest of
his sorry "flamer" existence. Tragic, really.
> Why don't you tell me some more about evolution, eh
> boo?
Why don't you try explaining how you read "Dude. You are SO gay", and
thought I was "telling you about evolution", eh foo?
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [X] Blow me
Dude. You are SO gay.
--
Jesus Slut Fucker
> In article <3B559DA3...@home.com>, Big Gay Jesus Slut Fucker,
> <draper29NO...@home.com> says...
>
> > Faagg wrote:
>
> > > Members of the Rock Tribe like to call him 'Jesus'.
> > >
> >
> > Yer momma calls me big daddy.
>
> Yer momma calls -me- the guy that drove her worthless trickbaby son
> completely insane. And she does it with a grateful smile on her ass-ugly
> face, too.
>
> > > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> > > >
> > > > [X] Blow me
> > >
> > > Dude. You are SO gay.
> >
> > Yes, yes, yes.
>
> Good for you, Gut Plunger - It's about TIME you copped to your
> homosexuality. You really weren't fooling anyone, you know.
>
Post editing and taking things out of context again I see boo. You can project
your wants and desires on me all you want boo but even after your sex change,
I'll never want you.
>
> > Listen boo, if I'm gay, would I keep turning down your homosexual advances?
>
> I haven't the foggiest idea, Pot-Kettle-Blouseboy; *I* wasn't the one
> that *made* the homosexual advances, remember?
>
Oh poor, poor, boo, life is soooooooooooooooo difficult for you isn't it?
So many things you don't understand, eh? But whining just doesn't get you any
where in flame. Maybe in the bedroom, yes! Like when you whine: "But Menjy, it is
my turn to play the mommie." or "Please, please Ari give me a reach around!"
It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
homosexuality. You just aren't too fucking smart, boo. Feel free to drop by
sometime. I have no problem demonstrating cannibalism on you. Menjy, trippy, and
Ari have already shown you the former.
>
>
> "Your message is stamped with your IP address and the time of
> sending"...15 little words that will haunt Big Gay Jesus for the rest of
> his sorry "flamer" existence. Tragic, really.
Hee Hee Hee. Keep thinking that your lying really effects me in any way.
Keep thinking that, it won't hurt you any :) Your obsession is just so revealing.
>
> > Why don't you tell me some more about evolution, eh
> > boo?
>
> Why don't you try explaining how you read "Dude. You are SO gay", and
> thought I was "telling you about evolution", eh foo?
>
Oh boo, you don't remember telling me about evolution? Poor boo, best double
your AZT dose, I believe the virus has finally gone to your spinal column and is
wrecking your short term memory. In fact I'd better give you periodic updates: ME
JESUS, YOU DUMBASS.
> > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> >
> > [X] Blow me
>
> Dude. You are SO gay.
>
Doode. You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stoopid.
Again: ME JESUS, YOU DUMBASS.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You spam
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL
Hmmm...I'd have to recheck...leaves room for improvement?
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave for a month.
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy. Father will do ;-)
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Rhesus Butt Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote:
>
> >I mean there can't be more than one person this fucking stupid is there?
>
> Well, let's see, there's you, Biil Palmer, Piss-stain2001, and
> Roger Scheissman.
Why hullo there redneck. How's sis? Still mad at her for giving you that dose
of the clap?
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
03:15:38 GMT
>It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
>homosexuality. You just aren't too fucking smart, boo. Feel free to drop by
>sometime. I have no problem demonstrating cannibalism on you. Menjy, trippy, and
>Ari have already shown you the former.
I'm complaining to the chef. I specifically requested my alt.flamenet
raw, but got this overcooked piece of crap.
Spade is in the dictionary, thus it is not spelled wrong.
-- Rhesus, to me.
'Spade' isn't interchangeable with 'spayed', you fumbling freak.
03:15:38 GMT
>You want to see me drive Ari crazy? I'm gonna ignore him for a week or so.
For once there's a certain logic to what you're doing. It was obvious
that your "flaming" wasn't having the desired effect. This, I suppose,
is the alternative. It won't stop me from claiming a spank, though.
>Talk about him but not too him. Drives the stupid bastard crazy.
The next step is to stop talking altogether. That'd make me hopping
mad. Honest. Try it and see.
Seafood
"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote in message
news:b6qdltouium76p7ic...@kremvax.UUCP...
> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>
> >You want to see me drive Ari crazy? I'm gonna ignore him for a week or
so.
>
> For once there's a certain logic to what you're doing. It was obvious
> that your "flaming" wasn't having the desired effect. This, I suppose,
> is the alternative. It won't stop me from claiming a spank, though.
>
> >Talk about him but not too him. Drives the stupid bastard crazy.
>
> The next step is to stop talking altogether. That'd make me hopping
> mad. Honest. Try it and see.
>
> --
> Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
Why are you addressing the Lord Jesus, he has already said that
he won't be answering....
--
Seafood
Seafood
> Seafood wrote:
>
> > "Jesus Slut Fucker" <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:3B554D09...@home.com...
> > > Mavis Williams wrote:
> > >
> > > > Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Don't make me hurt you, little man.
> > > >
> > > > Gosh. How does that work, then?
> > > >
> > > > Oh. And you have one of those questionnaire type things for a sig.
> > > >
> > > > Are you the king of this board?
> > >
> > > I've been called King of the Jews.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > -Jesus
> >
> > Does Mr. Glodbreg know this?
> >
>
> Yeah but the silly bastard refuses to worship me.
>
>
> You want to see me drive Ari crazy? I'm gonna ignore him for a week or so.
> Talk about him but not too him. Drives the stupid bastard crazy.
> -Jesus
I smell an Ari dance coming up...
--
Seafood
Seafood
> > Err, Mr. Heinie, when soliciting in public for a BJ
> > from another male, you have automatically procured
> > yourself a spot in next years San Francisco Gay
> > Swish Parade.
>
> Err, Mr. Semen, your boy *Jesus* posted the public solicitation for a BJ.
> If you were using a reader that didn't screw the attributes to hell and
> would be happy to give you a BJ.
Err, Mr. Heinie, NO Fucking way! Quit asking!
--
Seafood
Seafood
> Seafood wrote:
>
> >Jesus is the Lord Thy God, to be saved you must submit
> >a naked gif/jpg of yourself to the Headquarters at
> >alt.flamenet.
>
>
> >You may do so by replying to this message
> >and deleting all newsgroups in the address except alt.flamenet.
>
> --
> mave the rave :-)
Not at all, if Ari's sister can do it, you can too...
--
Seafood
--
"Optional Identity" wrote in message on Sat, 14 Jul 2001 09:38:17
Couldn't you
just plonk me for being way too verbose and failing to use punctuation
and stopping writing when I have nothing more to actually add?
03:15:38 GMT
>"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote...
>> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>>
>> >You want to see me drive Ari crazy? I'm gonna ignore him for a week or
>> >so.
>>
>> For once there's a certain logic to what you're doing. It was obvious
>> that your "flaming" wasn't having the desired effect. This, I suppose,
>> is the alternative. It won't stop me from claiming a spank, though.
>>
>> >Talk about him but not too him. Drives the stupid bastard crazy.
>>
>> The next step is to stop talking altogether. That'd make me hopping
>> mad. Honest. Try it and see.
>
Idiotic homophobic hypocritical racist subliterate twatlets like
Rhesus get flamed here. That's just the way it is.
>he has already said that he won't be answering....
He never does, Jackie. Being temporarily unwilling to return fire
isn't too far removed from his usual state of being unable to do so.
--
Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
ADVENTURES OF RHESUS THE READING COMPREHENSION BOY!
Upa Nahasapeemapetilon
"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote in message
news:46qdlt8obtcmonqn2...@kremvax.UUCP...
> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
>
> >It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
> >homosexuality. You just aren't too fucking smart, boo. Feel free to drop
by
> >sometime. I have no problem demonstrating cannibalism on you. Menjy,
trippy, and
> >Ari have already shown you the former.
>
> I'm complaining to the chef. I specifically requested my alt.flamenet
> raw, but got this overcooked piece of crap.
Is there anything funnier than when one of these flamenet knobs actually
tries to flame? He fucked that up about six different ways.
--
Upa Nahasapeemapetilon - mhm 24x12
whoops
>Rhesus Butt Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote:
>
>>I mean there can't be more than one person this fucking stupid is there?
>
>Well, let's see, there's you, Biil Palmer, Piss-stain2001, and
>Roger Scheissman.
FWIW, Wiseman and Mysterian are the same person, according to David
Lee Saeger (RIP).
And given Mysterian's recently demonstrated propensity for full-blown
stalking, he's probably right, too.
-whoops-
trippy
article <3B56DE65...@home.com>, said the following tripped out
things:
> It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
> homosexuality. You just aren't too fucking smart, boo. Feel free to drop by
> sometime. I have no problem demonstrating cannibalism on you. Menjy, trippy, and
> Ari have already shown you the former.
>
Yep, you make the bobo pool for that little diatribe.
Odds 2 yrs--40:1 5 yrs--40:1
http://www.geocities.com/bobo.html
--
Trippy
http://www.geocities.com/tobydog9/
Mr.T.t...@chorus.net
(I pity the fool, who doesn't take out Mr.T. before e-mailing me)
Skepticult # 365-12149-907
Rank : Seargent First Class
WORTHLESS SCUM #246
I'm spooge too.
Cool quote:
"I'd rather spend my time seeing how hard a
400-pound gorilla can tighten a vise around my penis before I pass out
from the
pain then be forced to slog through your orgasmic rants, now that you've
found
human contact."
--- myf...@aol.com (Charade)
Love from my fans:
"Please excuse the American slang, but you sir are a DICK!"
--- P...@P.net "P"
"Declare victory and run! Thats all you Amerikkans know! It sure worked
for you in BVietname!"
--- P...@P.net "P", Acknowleging my victory
"I have already states, yes I do want attention!"
--- sxw_...@hotmail.com (Brandon Hex), after morphing 4 times to avoid
an imaginary killfile.
"You is smarter when YOU is on crack."
--- Jesus Slut Fucker <drap...@home.com>, weighs in on the drug debate.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry...Heinie awaits with the soap!"
--- "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com>, on his motivations.
"You sure are a moron. Sollog was 20 days off on a event that occurs
once every 800 or so
days. That is a 95% accuracy rate."
--- fvcky...@hotmail.com (Fvck You Too), on prediction accuracy.
I could not ask for more than this time together
I could not ask for more than this time with you
Every prayer has been answered
Every dream I've had's come true
Right here in this moment is right where I'm meant to be
Here with you here with me
No I could not ask for more than this time together
'Cause it's all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more
Sara Evans -- "I could not ask for more"
MEOW
Lee Jackson Beauregard
>Lee Jackson BUTTregard wrote:
>
>> Rhesus Butt Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote:
>>
>> >I mean there can't be more than one person this fucking stupid is there?
>>
>> Well, let's see, there's you, Biil Palmer, Piss-stain2001, and
>> Roger Scheissman.
>
>Why hullo there redneck. How's sis? Still mad at her for giving you that dose
>of the clap?
*yawn* Get some new material. Sheesh.
Optional Identity
-0500, the Troll trippy <tri...@SPAM.SUCKS> attempted to push back the
boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>This dude "Jesus Slut Fucker" draper29NO...@home.com, in
>article <3B56DE65...@home.com>, said the following tripped out
>things:
>> It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
>> homosexuality. You just aren't too fucking smart, boo. Feel free to drop by
>> sometime. I have no problem demonstrating cannibalism on you. Menjy, trippy, and
>> Ari have already shown you the former.
>>
>
>Yep, you make the bobo pool for that little diatribe.
>
>Odds 2 yrs--40:1 5 yrs--40:1
>
>
>http://www.geocities.com/bobo.html
If he lives in a state where being gay is illegal, I'll have a hundred
quartloos at them odds.
--
Optional Identity
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Flaagg
<draper29NO...@home.com> says...
> Faagg wrote:
> > Yer momma calls -me- the guy that drove her worthless trickbaby son
> > completely insane. And she does it with a grateful smile on her ass-ugly
> > face, too.
She really does, trickbaby. I'm serious.
> > > > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> > > > >
> > > > > [X] Blow me
> > > >
> > > > Dude. You are SO gay.
> > >
> > > Yes, yes, yes.
> >
> > Good for you, Gut Plunger - It's about TIME you copped to your
> > homosexuality. You really weren't fooling anyone, you know.
> >
>
> Post editing and taking things out of context again I see boo.
You forgot to add the "- hoo", Big Daddy Crybaby. Did you whine about
people being mean to you like this on the old nerdnet.flame, too?
> You can project
> your wants and desires on me all you want boo but even after your sex change,
> I'll never want you.
...says the Dumb Fucker that calls men "boo" and sends them homoerotic
ICQ messages. It's "Pee Wee's Playhouse" meets "Queer As Folk".
> > > Listen boo, if I'm gay, would I keep turning down your homosexual advances?
> >
> > I haven't the foggiest idea, Pot-Kettle-Blouseboy; *I* wasn't the one
> > that *made* the homosexual advances, remember?
> >
>
> Oh poor, poor, boo, life is soooooooooooooooo difficult for you isn't it?
Not at all. So, anyway, back to the questions you find so annoying: *I*
wasn't the one that *made* the homosexual advances, remember?
> It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
> homosexuality.
You want to **eat** me, you say? Your mouth is watering at the
very thought of gobbling me ALL up, is it?
>Feel free to drop by sometime.
You want me to come by so you can swallow some Flaagg. And I'm turning
you down. Again.
Get it through your thick, dented skull, man - I DO NOT WANT TO PUT MY
PENIS INTO YOUR MOUTH, OR INTO *ANY* HOLE ON YOUR FILTHY BODY, OK??? IT'S
JUST NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! NO. MEANS. NO.
> > "Your message is stamped with your IP address and the time of
> > sending"...15 little words that will haunt Big Gay Jesus for the rest of
> > his sorry "flamer" existence. Tragic, really.
>
> Hee Hee Hee. Keep thinking that your lying really effects me in any way.
Hee Hee Hee. Keep thinking that you haven't made it crystal clear that
I'm *not* lying about it, ICQueen.
> > > Why don't you tell me some more about evolution, eh
> > > boo?
> >
> > Why don't you try explaining how you read "Dude. You are SO gay", and
> > thought I was "telling you about evolution", eh foo?
> >
>
> Oh boo, you don't remember telling me about evolution?
No, oddly enough, I don't...so why don't you try explaining how you read
"Dude. You are SO gay", and thought I was "telling you about evolution".
Eh?
> > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> > >
> > > [X] Blow me
> >
> > Dude. You are SO gay.
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [X] Blow me
Dude. You are SO gay.
--
Seafood
"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote in message
news:l60elt8uglpbhmn58...@kremvax.UUCP...
> "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> did this:
> >"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote...
> >> Rhesus Butt Licker <draper29NO...@home.com> did this:
> >>
> >> >You want to see me drive Ari crazy? I'm gonna ignore him for a week or
> >> >so.
> >>
> >> For once there's a certain logic to what you're doing. It was obvious
> >> that your "flaming" wasn't having the desired effect. This, I suppose,
> >> is the alternative. It won't stop me from claiming a spank, though.
> >>
> >> >Talk about him but not too him. Drives the stupid bastard crazy.
> >>
> >> The next step is to stop talking altogether. That'd make me hopping
> >> mad. Honest. Try it and see.
> >
> >Why are you addressing the Lord Jesus,
>
> Idiotic homophobic hypocritical racist subliterate twatlets like
> Rhesus get flamed here. That's just the way it is.
>
> >he has already said that he won't be answering....
>
> He never does, Jackie. Being temporarily unwilling to return fire
> isn't too far removed from his usual state of being unable to do so.
>
> --
> Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
Hey assbite, he has you dancing all over cyberville...
--
Seafood
Rocky
wrote:
>Sekrit photo taken at Upa's desert outpost...
Lager is girlies piss and only drunk by flamneters and other feeble
minded Spankards.
--
I've eaten so much pussy, I've forgoten what real food tastes like.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
Clint Eastwood in The Dead Pool
mhm xvi x iii
NF&TPFCIQ&B
http://pbs.vicinity.com/pbs/blast.hm?SEC=25pressure&AD2=&AD3=Paris&AD4=France&x=12&y=11
ynuS
moaW
Jesus Slut Fucker
Boo, you are too stupid to tell me about much of anything. I wouldn't worry your
pretty head about it boo. It is much too complicated for you
to understand.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
To Repent, You Must:
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
John Kimball
<johnn...@southland.smart.net.SPAMMEN.VERBOTEN> wrote:
>Rhesus Butt Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote:
>
>>Lee Jackson BUTTregard wrote:
>>
>>> Rhesus Butt Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >I mean there can't be more than one person this fucking stupid is there?
>>>
>>> Well, let's see, there's you, Biil Palmer, Piss-stain2001, and
>>> Roger Scheissman.
>>
>>Why hullo there redneck. How's sis? Still mad at her for giving you that dose
>>of the clap?
>
>*yawn* Get some new material. Sheesh.
Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
--
"...even as we speak I am working on a vacuum cleaner with a dick
sucking attachment. It should put the fun back into cleaning the
carpet..."
Jesus Slut Fucker <drap...@home.com> comes to terms with his loneliness
after his stint in federal prison in Message-ID: <3A016FD9...@home.com>
Read all about convicted felon Jesus Slut Fucker
AKA Pascal Eugene Paris's real life fuckups at:
http://www.soci.niu.edu/~crypt/other/crypt35 and
http://www.philosophy.niu.edu/~crypt/other/crypt39
Optional Identity
-0400, the Troll "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> attempted to push back
the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>
By refusing to reply? What part of "dancing is more fun with a
partner", do you wankers fail to comprehend?
03:15:38 GMT
>>
>> >Why are you addressing the Lord Jesus,
>>
>> Idiotic homophobic hypocritical racist subliterate twatlets like
>> Rhesus get flamed here. That's just the way it is.
>>
>> >he has already said that he won't be answering....
>>
>> He never does, Jackie. Being temporarily unwilling to return fire
>> isn't too far removed from his usual state of being unable to do so.
>
Why are you even sticking up for the poor sod?
I do realize he's all you got at this point, but I still remember a
time when you directed a part of your toothless jabbering _at_ him.
Now you're his sidekick. Aren't you embarrassed? You bloody well
should be.
>he has you dancing all over cyberville...
He's supposed to be a flamer, not a troll. He's not doing well at
either activity: I count two responses from me to him since his
announcement of the personal UIP.
--
Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
"You are not fit to hold Jack's bong while he carries out his scared and
holy task."
-- Jesus Slut Fucker <drap...@home.com> delivers the Slurp to End All
Slurps in <3AFE9509...@home.com>
"I love you Jack."
-- drap...@home.com finally confesses in <3B35BC22...@home.com>
Flaagg
<draper29NO...@home.com> says...
> Faagg wrote:
> > > > Yer momma calls -me- the guy that drove her worthless trickbaby son
> > > > completely insane. And she does it with a grateful smile on her ass-ugly
> > > > face, too.
> >
> > She really does, trickbaby. I'm serious.
No, really, I'm not even joking. You know, Big Gay Jesus, when your mom
smiles it resembles an old dog taking a stingy dump. The shivering, the
growling and grunting...the SMELL? It's really disturbing.
> > > > > > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > [X] Blow me
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dude. You are SO gay.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, yes, yes.
> > > >
> > > > Good for you, Gut Plunger - It's about TIME you copped to your
> > > > homosexuality. You really weren't fooling anyone, you know.
> > >
> > > Post editing and taking things out of context again I see boo.
> >
> > You forgot to add the "- hoo", Big Daddy Crybaby. Did you whine about
> > people being mean to you like this on the old nerdnet.flame, too?
*Did* you whine about people 'taking things out of context' on the old
nerdnet flame groups? Hello? Earth to Big Gay Jesus?
> > > You can project
> > > your wants and desires on me all you want boo but even after your sex change,
> > > I'll never want you.
> >
> > ...says the Dumb Fucker that calls men "boo" and sends them homoerotic
> > ICQ messages. It's "Pee Wee's Playhouse" meets "Queer As Folk".
> >
> > > > > Listen boo, if I'm gay, would I keep turning down your homosexual advances?
> > > >
> > > > I haven't the foggiest idea, Pot-Kettle-Blouseboy; *I* wasn't the one
> > > > that *made* the homosexual advances, remember?
> > >
> > > Oh poor, poor, boo, life is soooooooooooooooo difficult for you isn't it?
> >
> > Not at all. So, anyway, back to the questions you find so annoying: *I*
> > wasn't the one that *made* the homosexual advances, remember?
Remember? Hey. Is this thing on?
> > > It also seems you don't understand the difference between cannibalism and
> > > homosexuality.
> >
> > You want to **eat** me, you say? Your mouth is watering at the
> > very thought of gobbling me ALL up, is it?
Ah, well....it's "Lack of Denial Noted", I guess. That was just too easy.
> > >Feel free to drop by sometime.
> >
> > You want me to come by so you can swallow some Flaagg. And I'm turning
> > you down. Again.
> >
> > Get it through your thick, dented skull, man - I DO NOT WANT TO PUT MY
> > PENIS INTO YOUR MOUTH, OR INTO *ANY* HOLE ON YOUR FILTHY BODY, OK??? IT'S
> > JUST NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! NO. MEANS. NO.
> >
> > > > "Your message is stamped with your IP address and the time of
> > > > sending"...15 little words that will haunt Big Gay Jesus for the rest of
> > > > his sorry "flamer" existence. Tragic, really.
> > >
> > > Hee Hee Hee. Keep thinking that your lying really effects me in any way.
> >
> > Hee Hee Hee. Keep thinking that you haven't made it crystal clear that
> > I'm *not* lying about it, ICQueen.
> >
> > > > > Why don't you tell me some more about evolution, eh
> > > > > boo?
> > > >
> > > > Why don't you try explaining how you read "Dude. You are SO gay", and
> > > > thought I was "telling you about evolution", eh foo?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Oh boo, you don't remember telling me about evolution?
> >
> > No, oddly enough, I don't...so why don't you try explaining how you read
> > "Dude. You are SO gay", and thought I was "telling you about evolution".
> > Eh?
>
> Boo, you are too stupid to tell me about much of anything.
And the backpedaling begins. As your "secretly" gay role model Gomer Pyle
would say: "Sur-prise, sur-prise, SUR-PRISE!"
That'll teach you to copy-n-paste your replies without checking the
idiotic things for relevance, "flame"netter.
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [X] Blow me
Dude. You are SUCH a polevaulter.
Jesus Slut Fucker
There you go again, boo. Talking to the voices in your head. Maybe you should trying
wrapping the foil and duck tape around your head again. Maybe that will make them stop.
I tried to tell your mommie that she shouldn't let you do so much airplane glue when you
were a wee babe.
And even though, you seemed to like it so when daddy sodomized you, it seemed to have had
serious side effects.
>
> That'll teach you to copy-n-paste your replies without checking the
> idiotic things for relevance, "flame"netter.
>
Moron. Nothing you or your limp wristed sock puppet plonkers have ever said have had even
the slightest relevance, boo. You do realize you plonkers are still and currently the
victims of a Newbomb troll? Beat on your pigeon chest all you want little man (who
dresses in women's clothing)
you are just being trolled and spanked. We own you boo. We owned your
equally limp little predecessors. We own your entire gene pool. You are the inbred comic
relief, boo.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
To Repent, You Must:
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
Seafood
"Optional Identity" <Troll4U...@meow.com> wrote in message
news:i0ehltgmg7s3fdgop...@4ax.com...
Jeez Roo-boy, let's see. Jesus stated he would drive ARI crazy by not
answering for a week or so. Looks like he has a winner here. Ari is
playing it kool while his sock puppet (YOU) is producing the expected
results. Thanks for the entertainment, keep up the good 'footwork'!
Seafood
"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote in message
news:iu3iltko6gscpg9nh...@kremvax.UUCP...
> "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> did this:
> >"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote...
> >> "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> did this:
> >>
> >> >Why are you addressing the Lord Jesus,
> >>
> >> Idiotic homophobic hypocritical racist subliterate twatlets like
> >> Rhesus get flamed here. That's just the way it is.
> >>
> >> >he has already said that he won't be answering....
> >>
> >> He never does, Jackie. Being temporarily unwilling to return fire
> >> isn't too far removed from his usual state of being unable to do so.
> >
> >Hey assbite,
>
> Why are you even sticking up for the poor sod?
>
> I do realize he's all you got at this point, but I still remember a
> time when you directed a part of your toothless jabbering _at_ him.
> Now you're his sidekick. Aren't you embarrassed? You bloody well
> should be.
Unlike you commoners, we (flamenet) get together and iron out
any problems. The time you remember was just before our
AOY convention in Oklahoma. Hence...Heyzeus is in and rotten
gut Termy is out. BTW, there are some more Flamenet folks in
here using various names. Since you are an ex-sailor I'll just say,
be careful who you confide in....
--
Seafood
Jesus Slut Fucker
Yes, little does Ari realize that our spies on the islands are even now
following him to his favorite gay bath house.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
Jesus Slut Fucker
Read for comprehension, Autoflamer.
-Jesus
Optional Identity
So Ari is MH, then?
Optional Identity
-0400, the Troll "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> attempted to push back
the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>
>"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote in message
>news:iu3iltko6gscpg9nh...@kremvax.UUCP...
>> "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> did this:
>> >"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote...
>> >> "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> did this:
>> >>
>> >> >Why are you addressing the Lord Jesus,
>> >>
>> >> Idiotic homophobic hypocritical racist subliterate twatlets like
>> >> Rhesus get flamed here. That's just the way it is.
>> >>
>> >> >he has already said that he won't be answering....
>> >>
>> >> He never does, Jackie. Being temporarily unwilling to return fire
>> >> isn't too far removed from his usual state of being unable to do so.
>> >
>> >Hey assbite,
>>
>> Why are you even sticking up for the poor sod?
>>
>> I do realize he's all you got at this point, but I still remember a
>> time when you directed a part of your toothless jabbering _at_ him.
>> Now you're his sidekick. Aren't you embarrassed? You bloody well
>> should be.
>> Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
>
>Unlike you commoners, we (flamenet) get together and iron out
>any problems.
Bwahahahaha, why can't we all just get along???
>The time you remember was just before our
>AOY convention in Oklahoma. Hence...Heyzeus is in and rotten
>gut Termy is out.
ITHM that he fell in love at teh convention. Only a lamenetter could
describe a sordid grope in the back of a taxi, a convention.
>BTW, there are some more Flamenet folks in
>here using various names. Since you are an ex-sailor I'll just say,
>be careful who you confide in....
--
Optional Identity
GMT, the Troll Jesus Slut Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com>
attempted to push back the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by
poasting this in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>Seafood wrote:
Of course they are, spies also need to "relax".
Optional Identity
GMT, the Troll Jesus Slut Fucker <draper29NO...@home.com>
attempted to push back the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by
poasting this in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>Faagg wrote:
>
>
>There you go again, boo. Talking to the voices in your head. Maybe you should trying
>wrapping the foil and duck tape
^^^^^^^^
Evidence of bestiality with water fowl.
>around your head again. Maybe that will make them stop.
>I tried to tell your mommie that she shouldn't let you do so much airplane glue when you
>were a wee babe.
>And even though, you seemed to like it so when daddy sodomized you, it seemed to have had
>serious side effects.
>
--
03:15:38 GMT
>Jeez Roo-boy, let's see. Jesus stated he would drive ARI crazy by not
>answering for a week or so. Looks like he has a winner here. Ari is
>playing it kool while his sock puppet (YOU) is producing the expected
>results. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jackie, you're an idiot.
--
Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
"Someone new will be sleeping in the Pasco White house,
Mahaps I will amuse you with a pic of Sheriff White and me."
-- "SeaFood" <na...@sanctum.com> in
<jgSO5.1623$zd5....@news-east.usenetserver.com>
03:15:38 GMT
[...] (Rhesus is "gonna ignore [me] for a week or so." Jackie runs
interference.)
>> Why are you even sticking up for the poor sod?
>>
>> I do realize he's all you got at this point, but I still remember a
>> time when you directed a part of your toothless jabbering _at_ him.
>> Now you're his sidekick. Aren't you embarrassed? You bloody well
>> should be.
>
>Unlike you commoners, we (flamenet) get together and iron out any
>problems. The time you remember was just before our AOY convention in
>Oklahoma. Hence...Heyzeus is in and rotten gut Termy is out.
That's pitiful. You sad, sad people actually get together and decide
who's in and who's out. I can understand your motivation. All of you
suck, but if you stick together, you can drive most people away just
by stonewalling. If there's one of them and six of you chanting
"moron", the chances are that the newbie will leave you to wallow in
your fantasies. But that just makes it seem more pitiful.
Why do you even bother to call yourselves Flamenet if your modus
operandi is to "get together and iron out problems"? If it's supposed
to be a mutual appreciation society, 'Cuddlenet' or something like
that would work better to attract like-minded fellows to join in on
your clean, conservative fun. You could hold regular meetings to
decide on future Flamenet policy, with proper procedure and
everything. The Flamenetter who can read could be the chairman, and
the one who can write a little the secretary, and you could all have
little paper hats. Afterwards you could trek from the park bench over
to the host's trailer, have a few beers, and smear shit all over each
other.
>BTW, there are some more Flamenet folks in here using various names.
And they're cowards, the lot of them. Heh. You just _had_ to crosspost
to the wrong groups, and now there are two of you left to fight your
little country club's battles. You can't gang up on people anymore.
Isn't it a shame?
>Since you are an ex-sailor
I'm not an ex-sailor.
>I'll just say, be careful who you confide in....
If they were going to attempt to troll me, you wouldn't warn me
beforehand, my stupid and senile acquaintance. Besides, the criteria I
place on confidants is much too strict for yellow-bellied, trifling
Flamenet idiots to pass.
Menjy
>Maybe you should trying
>wrapping the foil and duck tape
Quack quack, you big, funny, gay thing.
--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://iacw.usenet-performance-art.org/ (updated hoohehahahaha! Yeah, right.)
Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
"Menjy is the most important topic in the universe!"
-Jelliebun, almost.
Jesus Slut Fucker
> Princess Dumb Fucker wrote:
>
> >Maybe you should trying
> >wrapping the foil and duck tape
>
> Quack quack, you big, funny, gay thing.
<Yawn>
Wake me in the off chance you come up with a flame.
-Jesus
--
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
not quite appropriate, but as close as it gets...when this was written,
nobody would have imagined anybody could be so clueless...
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
Optional Identity
+0100, the Troll whoops <wwwh...@my-deja.com> attempted to push back
the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in alt.flame
:
You know whoops, much as I hates to agere wiv joo, that does make
sense. I am starting to think seefood and JSF are the same person as
well. That, of course is a natural assumption, as they only have one
highly defective brain between them.
Seafood
"Jesus Slut Fucker" <draper29NO...@home.com> wrote in message
news:3B59C9A7...@home.com...
His favorite bath house is named the 'Ari Hole'...
--
Seafood
Seafood
"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote in message
news:nr3lltkd18pd3b2oc...@kremvax.UUCP...
> "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> did this:
> >"03:15:38 GMT" <as...@iobox.fi> wrote...
>
> [...] (Rhesus is "gonna ignore [me] for a week or so." Jackie runs
> interference.)
>
> >> Why are you even sticking up for the poor sod?
> >>
> >> I do realize he's all you got at this point, but I still remember a
> >> time when you directed a part of your toothless jabbering _at_ him.
> >> Now you're his sidekick. Aren't you embarrassed? You bloody well
> >> should be.
> >
> >Unlike you commoners, we (flamenet) get together and iron out any
> >problems. The time you remember was just before our AOY convention in
> >Oklahoma. Hence...Heyzeus is in and rotten gut Termy is out.
>
> That's pitiful. You sad, sad people actually get together and decide
> who's in and who's out. I can understand your motivation. All of you
> suck, but if you stick together, you can drive most people away just
> by stonewalling. If there's one of them and six of you chanting
> "moron", the chances are that the newbie will leave you to wallow in
> your fantasies. But that just makes it seem more pitiful.
And I guess a crowd ran Trippy off?
>
> Why do you even bother to call yourselves Flamenet if your modus
> operandi is to "get together and iron out problems"? If it's supposed
> to be a mutual appreciation society, 'Cuddlenet' or something like
> that would work better to attract like-minded fellows to join in on
> your clean, conservative fun. You could hold regular meetings to
> decide on future Flamenet policy, with proper procedure and
> everything. The Flamenetter who can read could be the chairman, and
> the one who can write a little the secretary, and you could all have
> little paper hats. Afterwards you could trek from the park bench over
> to the host's trailer, have a few beers, and smear shit all over each
> other.
Sounds like you should be organizing a group called
alt.DoMeGreek.swish
--
Seafood
Tim "Cock Rocket" Ness
wrote:
>
And you are gay.
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Tim "Cock Rocket" Ness
wrote:
How about you clean my toilet with your mouth, my little maid. You
make a great homemaker.
Seafood
"Tim "Cock Rocket" Ness" <Je...@hax0r.com> wrote in message
news:ojullt41gfaq12b77...@4ax.com...
Hey Timmy, since your toilet is a hole in the woods, try
a back-hoe operated by your Sis the crack-ho...
--
Seafood
Ari Asikainen
>>
>> >Unlike you commoners, we (flamenet) get together and iron out any
>> >problems. The time you remember was just before our AOY convention in
>> >Oklahoma. Hence...Heyzeus is in and rotten gut Termy is out.
>>
>> That's pitiful. You sad, sad people actually get together and decide
>> who's in and who's out. I can understand your motivation. All of you
>> suck, but if you stick together, you can drive most people away just
>> by stonewalling. If there's one of them and six of you chanting
>> "moron", the chances are that the newbie will leave you to wallow in
>> your fantasies. But that just makes it seem more pitiful.
>
>And I guess a crowd ran Trippy off?
As far as I can tell, no one ran Trippy off. He last posted today.
Isn't there anything else you'd like to say in your defense? Would you
like to discuss the rather bizarre claim that I'm an ex-sailor? How
about explaining the apparent dissonance between the name 'Flamenet'
and the cosy old boys club you run under it?
>> Why do you even bother to call yourselves Flamenet if your modus
>> operandi is to "get together and iron out problems"? If it's supposed
>> to be a mutual appreciation society, 'Cuddlenet' or something like
>> that would work better to attract like-minded fellows to join in on
>> your clean, conservative fun. You could hold regular meetings to
>> decide on future Flamenet policy, with proper procedure and
>> everything. The Flamenetter who can read could be the chairman, and
>> the one who can write a little the secretary, and you could all have
>> little paper hats. Afterwards you could trek from the park bench over
>> to the host's trailer, have a few beers, and smear shit all over each
>> other.
>
>Sounds like you should be organizing a group called
>alt.DoMeGreek.swish
That's a blatant, if clumsy IKYABWAI. If only you were able to do
something better than that, perhaps you wouldn't have to spend your
old days acting as a human shield for a cowardly nincompoop like
Rhesus. C'mon, Jackie: Aren't you even a bit miffed that the rest of
the good old boys went in hiding, and left you to defend the
indefensible?
--
Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
"Someone new will be sleeping in the Pasco White house,
Mahaps I will amuse you with a pic of Sheriff White and me."
-- "SeaFood" <na...@sanctum.com> loves a man in uniform.
<jgSO5.1623$zd5....@news-east.usenetserver.com>
"I tole you before, I know hace sex with males/shemales/animals/abbos!"
-- "Seafood" <na...@sanctum.com> isn't picky.
<ONB67.7570$1V1.6...@e420r-atl2.usenetserver.com>
Optional Identity
+0100, the Troll ma...@webtribe.net(Mavis Williams) attempted to push
back the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in
>Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>
>>Hell no. I wish that ever other guy on the whole fucking planet was a homo.
>>More women for me. I'd get around to all of them...sooner or later.
>
>You feel it would take more than one woman to tie your shoelaces?
The only women likely to go near him can't tie their own shoelaces!
Or count his feet.
Optional Identity
+0100, the Troll ma...@webtribe.net(Mavis Williams) attempted to push
back the boundaries of post-contemporary UPA by poasting this in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :
>Optional Identity wrote:
>>Mavis Williams wrote:
>>>Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
>>>
>>>>Hell no. I wish that ever other guy on the whole fucking planet was a homo.
>>>>More women for me. I'd get around to all of them...sooner or later.
>>>
>>>You feel it would take more than one woman to tie your shoelaces?
>>
>>The only women likely to go near him can't tie their own shoelaces!
>>Or count his feet.
>
>There is a vague chance he might get to be a trifle unpleasant if he
>grows up.
Teh senility has already set in, so that seems highly unlikely. Shame
really, a potentially bright young lad I thought, for a vogon.
Seafood
> > > <du...@powersurfr.com> says...
> > >
> > > > flonk oh no wonder
> > > > they have so few users
> > > > they welcome spam
> > > > try the playboy sites
> > > > they are blank
> > > >
> > > > no idea why you want to attach a conversation to the gay guys group
> > > > EXACTly what agenda is flonk.
> > > > (it is just manners to ask. Besides he is gonna tell us anyway.)
> > > > yes it is even a good reminder to get kitty litter.
> > > >
> > > > by all means put up a block on me "sender" on yor message board.
> > > > the crossposting is duller than dull.
> > > > dug88
> > >
> > > I used to piss off people that at least TRIED making sense. Yeah.
Those
> > > were the good ol' days.
> >
> > Yeah, the good ol' days, before your 'rhoids were the size of golf balls
> > and the HIV viroids hadn't conversed their way along your spinal cord
and
> > dropped your IQ that last 20 points (almost putting you into a deficit
> > situation). Yelp! 'dem were the good ol' days.
>
> I used to piss off people that at least TRIED making sense. Yeah. Those
> were the good ol' days.
> Heinie O Flaagg
Poor Heinie, You sound pissed every since Eddy moved in...
--
Seafood
Flaagg
<na...@sanctum.com> says...
Hush little Seafood, don't you cry
I'll be back to mocking you by and by
Don't you howl and don't you jump
I'm just a touch busy, you lonely hump
--
Aaron M. Henne -flaagg mhm9x2-
PLANET F - http://frontpage.home.net/flgz1/
"monkey mate in the jungle robot replicate in factory
they will have a giant rumble!"
- James Kochalka, "Monkey vs. Robot"
Seafood
"Flaagg" <flgz1@_REMOVE_TO_EMAIL_home.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.15d3e6b35...@news.yec1.on.wave.home.com...
Going out for the roid surgery huh? Have the Doc throw
in an extra stitch or two for Ari...
--
Seafood
Seafood
"Cancer" <blackh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.15d894398...@news.ntlworld.com...
> dug88 wrote:
> >why
> >why why
>
> Why what, fuckstain? Why do you go on? Beats me.
>
> >
> >i get to go watch the marathon around edmonton later.
>
> "I get to go watch?" What, you had to ask for permission? They don't
> let you out of the straightjacket whenever you want? Bastards.
>
> >so unfortunately you are not the highlight of my life today.
> >
>
> Otherwise I would be? Did you mean to write that? Or are you just
> fucked in the head?
>
> >if your flonk is bothering you i suggest you get a doctor to surgically
> >remove it.
> >if you were passing by i wood likely applaud you going on.
> >(if you trip them ya gotta rescue them.)
>
> What???
>
> >go for it.
>
> What?
>
> >dug88
> >
>
> Are you purposefully making no sense or are you just an slavering retard?
>
> >> Thank you. Though I was thinking more along the lines of "top-posts
> >> bitchy articles that evoke the lyrics of a long dead gay Argentinean
> >> disco singer channeled by a non-Spanish-speaking dyslexic Belgian
> >> medium", that is pretty close to what I meant.
>
> If you can manage a whole post that disproves a single word of this, I'll
> retract it.
"purposefully making no sense" is bad enklish...K?
start retracting...
--
Seafood
Cancer
You're so wrong on so many levels, you stupid little fuck, that it's a
wonder that all the people that know you don't hunt you down and have you
castrated.
1. It wasn't directed at you. You seem to be defending dug88, the Lord
High Fuckhead of USENET. Why? Can it possibly be that you identify with
him/her/it?
2. I think it's obvious to most primates that I was referring to the
'evoke' paragraph.
3. How can bad English disprove something?
4. How would you even know what bad English is?
5. What would make you resort to a grammar lame? And miss the glaringly
obvious "an slavering retard" typo?
6. What fuckheaded mental dysfunction would make you believe I would
really do something as pointless as retracting it anyway?
7. Were you dropped on your head as a child?
8. If not, why not?
9. You know what goes here. I believe it describes you quite well.
--
Cancer
Seafood
Thanks for writing, Cancerous...
The following are the answers to your postie;
1. Fuck Off
2. Fuck Off
3. Fuck Off
4. Fuck Off
5. Fuck Off
6. Fuck Off
7. Fuck Off
8. Fuck Off
9. Fuck Off
Be sure to write if you have any other questions.
--
Seafood
little toad
"dug88" <du...@powersurfr.com> wrote in message
news:QpL97.36765$187.4...@news-rep.ab.videon.ca...
> flonk oh no wonder
kitty litter is on my list too! :)
little toad