And ode to John F. Winston/You all suck (Was: Good News Or Bad News.)
FJ
> Subject: Good News Or Bad News. June 14, 2001.
One of the surest signs of an imminent breach of my boredom threshold, is when I
actually take time to respond to John F. Winston. Here's my little ode to John.
Dear John,
Although I honestly think you're a raving loony who is a couple of senators shy
of a quorum, I only mean this in the nicest possible way. Your posts always
offer some measure of (unintentional) amusement.
(At least compared to those of the myriad of talentless losers who bot-flood the
group these days: The likes of the Mad Hatter, Cock Rocket and Michael O'Neill.
Each and every one without any form of intelligence, wit or humour, they exist
merely to provoke responses. They call this 'trolling', but I just call it
being lame and attention starved. Hence my total lack of response to them, but
I grossly digress).
Back to you John, whose posts I first noticed in 1999, and although I never
quite bothered to read them, I sometimes skimmed through them just to get a feel
for what was hot and what was not in the mind of the average paranoid schiz. I
was regaled with tales of man eating monsters of the planet Zargon (well I'm
making this up), of Elvis who now served as a member of the Chinese Politburo
(I'm making this up too), of... actually I don't read you all that much, John.
Particularly endearing is the masking of certain buzzwords with dashes: Go-,
he-ven, Ke-gan. Just to prevent the -real- loonies from grepping poor Winston
through Google. I apologise, John, for making fun of you with my quasi-funny
remarks about Monopoly after you sincerely inquired whether your readers
believed in Go-. This was simply uncalled for.
Are you familiar with the concept of meta-communication, John? I guess you are.
Someone who is so deeply into phenomena like you are, man, is sure to be
familiar with this clever rhetorical device. It looks like I'm talking to you,
but I'm really in the process of writing a "you all suck" flame. Bear with me,
John.
John, I like you. Unlike Ray "Lee Jackson Beauregard" Chason, you keep your
cool, you don't chase your own tail in a vain attempt to spank -obvious- trolls.
And although the tenure of your posts hasn't changed much over the years, at
least you make an effort to come up with new stuff. I like this. You
definitely aren't a bot, and if you were, I would never call you a dull one.
John, you are so unlike Scott Campbell, who only bothers to flame the crème de
la crème of the DataBasix Warmachine (TINDB6WM). Fucking Mother Teresa could
outflame most of these useless wankers, so I really don't see what Scott's
trying to prove there. You, John, have nothing left to prove, so you don't.
Good for you, man.
John, you will never tell me your lack of creativity or amusing output is due to
the fact that you're writing a script of some kind. When you're dull, you're
just dull, without adding lame excuses to your already paltry repertoire. I
admire this.
John, you don't go trolling for webtv'ers and parade them round alt.flame like
their scalps are some sort of trophy. It's like bragging about being quicker on
the draw than a ward full of polio victims. And, unlike James Kirk, you
actually bother to spell-check your articles.
John, unlike Hogarth, you don't bore me by engaging in a "flamewar" with one of
the lamest trolls (MH) I have ever seen. You don't have a two years' posting
archive of aforementioned troll and even if you had, I'm sure you would have the
good taste to hide this fact from the rest of the world. I like this about you,
John.
John, thank Go- you're not Kerrens. The only thing vaguely hurtful that sad
specimen has ever uttered here was his desire to have sex with Stain's mom. I
mean, please. I conjure up a mental picture of Stain, make him feminine and add
twenty-five odd years. *shudder* At least Dobbs could pull this of with some
degree of panache, but Kerro always leaves the impression of a sex starved
Australian tosser willing to go just about any length to have his cherry popped.
You, Mister Winston, have tastefully refrained from filling alt.flame with lewd
suggestions and I thank you for this.
John, you're not Pordon. The mere suggestion that Pordon was spanked by Stain
(urban legend alert!!!) is enough to in fact spank him. I'm glad you are made
of sturdier material, John.
I could go on for hours describing your relative virtues, John, but I guess this
will have to do. John, I salute you, man.
Sincerely yours,
--
FJ
My inner child is a mean little fucker.
J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
<jeroenv...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>
>> Subject: Good News Or Bad News. June 14, 2001.
>
>One of the surest signs of an imminent breach of my boredom threshold, is when I
>actually take time to respond to John F. Winston. Here's my little ode to John.
>
>Dear John,
>
>Although I honestly think you're a raving loony who is a couple of senators shy
>of a quorum, I only mean this in the nicest possible way. Your posts always
>offer some measure of (unintentional) amusement.
>
>(At least compared to those of the myriad of talentless losers who bot-flood the
>group these days: The likes of the Mad Hatter, Cock Rocket and Michael O'Neill.
>Each and every one without any form of intelligence, wit or humour, they exist
>merely to provoke responses. They call this 'trolling', but I just call it
>being lame and attention starved. Hence my total lack of response to them, but
>I grossly digress).
please ad me to your lits
--
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http://fueledbyhatred.keenspace.com
AIM: ikazuchi - ICQ: 426657
FJ
> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 20:11:20 +0200, "FJ"
> <jeroenv...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
[...]
> >(At least compared to those of the myriad of talentless losers who bot-flood
> >the
> >group these days: The likes of the Mad Hatter, Cock Rocket and Michael
> >O'Neill.
> >Each and every one without any form of intelligence, wit or humour, they
> >exist
> >merely to provoke responses. They call this 'trolling', but I just call it
> >being lame and attention starved. Hence my total lack of response to them,
> >but I grossly digress).
>
> please ad me to your lits
Check your altered sig, dude and wear your new badge with pride. (It's gonna be
one of those cult thingies, mark my words, even if it's a bit slow on the
up-take).
> --
> JT - mp#15 - diesel...@punkass.com
> http://fueledbyhatred.keenspace.com
> AIM: ikazuchi - ICQ: 426657
> FJ's lits of heh member #02
Heh.
Cris Ventana
>John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
[...]
>(At least compared to those of the myriad of talentless losers who bot-flood the
>group these days: The likes of the Mad Hatter,
Stop pretending you don't know he's merely another incarnation of
Jamos 'justcantfuckingdoitsorry' Ludbunski.
>Each and every one without any form of intelligence, wit or humour, they exist
>merely to provoke responses. They call this 'trolling', but I just call it
>being lame and attention starved.
Yep.
>Unlike Ray "Lee Jackson Beauregard" Chason,
Zzzzzzzzz.
>John, you are so unlike Scott Campbell,
Can actually write, but Zzzzzzzzz.
>John, unlike Hogarth,
Every now and then, somehow, someway, provides a chuckle, but mostly
Zzzzzzzzz.
>John, thank Go- you're not Kerrens.
Would undoubtedly be loads of fun to get stunningly drunk with, but
Zzzzzzzzz.
>John, you're not Pordon. The mere suggestion that Pordon was spanked by Stain
>(urban legend alert!!!) is enough to in fact spank him. I'm glad you are made
>of sturdier material, John.
Stain's spank claims are genuinely funny.
Cris Ventana
Hogarth
<jeroenv...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>
>> Subject: Good News Or Bad News. June 14, 2001.
>
[...]
>John, unlike Hogarth, you don't bore me by engaging in a "flamewar" with one of
>the lamest trolls (MH) I have ever seen. You don't have a two years' posting
>archive of aforementioned troll and even if you had, I'm sure you would have the
>good taste to hide this fact from the rest of the world. I like this about you,
>John.
BAD troll! Naughty troll! <CONFISCATES POCKET MONEY>
_________
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_________
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masterbation as bad but in my opinion it is a lot better than having
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all in: http://rainforest.parentsplace.com/dialog/get/teens/29/4.html
"I enjoy doing it by hand, increases my typing dexterity"
Diaper Boy confesses again in Message-ID:
<3a3c8c2...@news.supernews.com>
"Actually I did it by hand, and it only took about 15 minutes, it was
nice though while it lasted"
Diaper Boy finally climaxes in Message-ID:
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Scott Campbell
"FJ" <jeroenv...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9gauoh$1op$0...@pita.alt.net...
> John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
[...]
> John, you are so unlike Scott Campbell, who only bothers to flame the
crème de
> la crème of the DataBasix Warmachine (TINDB6WM). Fucking Mother Teresa
could
> outflame most of these useless wankers, so I really don't see what Scott's
> trying to prove there.
It -is- rather pointless, isn't it? Usenet boredom sometimes causes me to
revert to slumming with minnows. But hey, at least I'm not answering a
John F. Winston posting.
--
Scott Campbell
Scott Campbell
"Cris Ventana" <cris_v...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:3b2c0a02....@remarqable.com...
> "FJ" <jeroenv...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
[...]
> >John, you are so unlike Scott Campbell,
>
> Can actually write,
Why thank you.
> but Zzzzzzzzz.
Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
--
Scott Campbell
this and it still might not be a real address]@juno.com The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One
> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>
> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
Here's a pair of pasties.
--
TNQSO
Axel
not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
Here's a can of Vaseline.
--
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@ | alt.non.sequitur
kindbud | alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
dot com | alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
Horay! it hace ben altrederd!
J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
>not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>
>>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>>
>>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>>>
>>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>>
>>Here's a pair of pasties.
>
>Here's a can of Vaseline.
Here's a tree shredder.
Per
wrote:
>
> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>
> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
> >
> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
> >>
> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
> >>>
> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
> >>
> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
> >
> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>
> Here's a tree shredder.
Here's a pair of scissors.
--
per @ flonk . org / http://www.flonk.org
PjerTheMutantVjiking @ meow . org
mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688 wgp.org/home/aavf3
James Kirk
>
>J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>>
>> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
>> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>> >
>> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>> >>
>> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>> >>>
>> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>> >>
>> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>> >
>> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>>
>> Here's a tree shredder.
>
>Here's a pair of scissors.
Here's another fucken cascade.
Jack Crofton
crest of a wave breaking just west of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>>
>> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
>> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>> >
>> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>> >>
>> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>> >>>
>> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>> >>
>> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>> >
>> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>>
>> Here's a tree shredder.
>
>Here's a pair of scissors.
Here's a lighter. Let me sterilize those.
Per
>
> In article <3B2960...@bork.bork>, Per says...
> >
> >J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
> >wrote:
> >>
> >> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
> >>
> >> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
> >> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
> >> >
> >> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
> >> >>
> >> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
> >> >>
> >> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
> >> >
> >> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
> >>
> >> Here's a tree shredder.
> >
> >Here's a pair of scissors.
>
> Here's another fucken cascade.
Here's to James Kirk, cascading again.
J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>James Kirk wrote:
>>
>> In article <3B2960...@bork.bork>, Per says...
>> >
>> >J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>> >wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
>> >> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
>> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>> >> >
>> >> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>> >> >
>> >> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>> >>
>> >> Here's a tree shredder.
>> >
>> >Here's a pair of scissors.
>>
>> Here's another fucken cascade.
>
>Here's to James Kirk, cascading again.
Here's me, not caring. Heh.
Ari Asikainen
>Per <bo...@bork.bork> wrote:
>>James Kirk wrote:
>>> Per says...
>>> >J "Diesel Machine" T wrote:
>>> >> ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>>> >> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" demonstrates:
>>> >> >>Scott Campbell wrote:
>>> >> >>> Cris Ventana wrote:
>>> >> >>> > FJ wrote:
>>> >> >>> >
>>> >> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>>> >> >>> >
>>> >> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>>> >>
>>> >> Here's a tree shredder.
>>> >
>>> >Here's a pair of scissors.
>>>
>>> Here's another fucken cascade.
>>
>>Here's to James Kirk, cascading again.
>
>Here's me, not caring. Heh.
Here's a pie, looking for a face.
--
Ari Asikainen | mhm26x13 | <a...@sabu424.com>
Per
Here's my foot, tripping your ass.
Doktor Pete
>J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>>
>> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
>> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>> >
>> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>> >>
>> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>> >>>
>> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>> >>
>> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>> >
>> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>>
>> Here's a tree shredder.
>
>Here's a pair of scissors.
Now get out there and *dance*, damnit.
--
"Total pandemonium. The people around us are shouting, laughing and
gesticulating. Our replies are sighs of love, volleys of hiccups,
poems, moos, and miaowing." - Hans Arp, Dadaland (1948)
Axel
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>Per <bo...@bork.bork> wrote <3B2960...@bork.bork>:
>
>>J "Diesel 'Aoi "Luke 'Dan "Eduardo" Brooks' Fisk" Ikazuchi' Machine" T
>>wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:29:13 GMT, ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>>>
>>> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" <klyf_j[remove this and it still might
>>> >not be a real address]@juno.com> demonstrates
>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk's commitment to diversity:
>>> >
>>> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>>> >>
>>> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>>> >>
>>> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>>> >
>>> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>>>
>>> Here's a tree shredder.
>>
>>Here's a pair of scissors.
>
>Now get out there and *dance*, damnit.
Remember, feet must not leave the perimeter of the table.
Meowharishi
Asikainen) spake in <9gcq7t$8616b$1...@ID-12638.news.dfncis.de>:
Here's there, and everywhere.
Cris Ventana
[...]
>Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
See, now that's the spirit.
Cris Ventana
Michael O'Neill
[...]
> (At least compared to those of the myriad of talentless losers who bot-flood the
> group these days: The likes of the Mad Hatter, Cock Rocket and Michael O'Neill.
> Each and every one without any form of intelligence, wit or humour, they exist
> merely to provoke responses. They call this 'trolling', but I just call it
> being lame and attention starved. Hence my total lack of response to them, but
> I grossly digress).
This is a response.
BZZZZT!
M.
John F. Winston
JW Hang in there FJ. We'll get this world all straightened out one
of these days.
FJ
> Now to comment on something.
> > FJ wrote:
> > [...]
> > > (At least compared to those of the myriad of talentless losers who
bot-flood the
> > > group these days: The likes of the Mad Hatter, Cock Rocket and Michael
O'Neill.
> > > Each and every one without any form of intelligence, wit or humour, they
exist
> > > merely to provoke responses. They call this 'trolling', but I just call
it
> > > being lame and attention starved. Hence my total lack of response to
them, but
> > > I grossly digress).
> JW Hang in there FJ. We'll get this world all straightened out one
> of these days.
John, I couldn't possibly begin to tell you just how much I appreciate this.
Thanks, man. And keep up the good posts.
--
FJ
"Hey, what odds would you give me on getting John F to respond?", - Menjy
(15/02/2001)
"Sometimes it's nice when they don't answer back. Seriously, though? I want to
go down in history as the first person to whom John F ever responded.", - Menjy
(21/02/2001)
[guffaw]
Ari Asikainen
>Ari Asikainen wrote:
>> "J \"Diesel Machine\" T" <diesel...@punkass.com> did this:
>> >Per <bo...@bork.bork> wrote:
>> >>James Kirk wrote:
>> >>> Per says...
>> >>> >J "Diesel Machine" T wrote:
>> >>> >> ax...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) wrote:
>> >>> >> >"The Rev. Not-Quite-Sane One" demonstrates:
>> >>> >> >>Scott Campbell wrote:
>> >>> >> >>> Cris Ventana wrote:
>> >>> >> >>> > FJ wrote:
>> >>> >> >>> >
>> >>> >> >>> > >John F. Winston wrote in alt.flame:
>> >>> >> >>> >
>> >>> >> >>> > but Zzzzzzzzz.
>> >>> >> >>>
>> >>> >> >>> Note to self: Be More Entertaining.
>> >>> >> >>
>> >>> >> >>Here's a pair of pasties.
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> >Here's a can of Vaseline.
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> Here's a tree shredder.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >Here's a pair of scissors.
>> >>>
>> >>> Here's another fucken cascade.
>> >>
>> >>Here's to James Kirk, cascading again.
>> >
>> >Here's me, not caring. Heh.
>>
>> Here's a pie, looking for a face.
>
>Here's my foot, tripping your ass.
Here's a cow, tipped on your foot.
Michael O'Neill
John, no doubt you intended to respond to FJ [and indeed such was the
intent behind his TROLL post], but you actually followed up to me, for
which kindness allow me to extend my sincerest thanks.
Sometimes there's something almost mystical about the way a Master
TROLL's abilities work.
Oh, and FJ and Menjy? First response from John?
*mheh*
Shame to see all FJ's hard work go to waste...
BWAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Have a nice weekend, guys.
M.
James Kirk
Menjy and John are the same person dumbass!!
YHBT!
Michael O'Neill
Original irony is always the first casualty when dealing with fuckheads.
Isn't it Kirk?
Don't bother.
As for Menjy being John, well, what is there to say?
Ehrm... nothing really.
John responded to me. I responded to him, noting FJ's apparent obsession
would not now be realised.
As for me beign TROLLed, it wouldn't be the first time, but *this* time?
What would have been the point Kirk?
What is *your* point?
M.
Lee Jackson Beauregard
Here's Biil Palmjob, falling on his pockmarked face.
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