Vladimir Explains It All

[mixed nuts]

"It is difficult to talk to people who confuse Austria and Australia.
But there is nothing we can do about this; this is the level of
political culture among part of the American establishment. As for the
American people, America is truly a great nation if the Americans can
put up with so many politically uncivilised people."

Vladimir Putin

http://thesaker.is/putin-it-is-difficult-to-talk-to-people-who-confuse-austria-and-australia/

Switzerland and Swaziland are confusing too.

--
Grizzly H.

[mimus99]

Vlad the Journalist-Impaler thinks sanctions against Grandbaby Kim won't
work, and we need to talk instead . . . .

It's worked at least as well as sanctions.

--

I vote sell IRBMs to South Korea and Japan.

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do you have a youtube of it

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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mim...@gmail.com says...

We can start by shooting down every missile he launches over the Pacific
with our THAAD system. I'll be highly disappointed if Trump doesn't do
that the next time they launch something. Once it's in the air over the
Pacific, it's fair game.

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On 2017-09-05 9:18 PM, mixed nuts wrote:

do you have a web site for oit

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On 2017-09-06 10:30 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <ftr84cecl21t$.f9vbyy1lefrt$.d...@40tude.net>,
> mim...@gmail.com says...
>
>
>>
>> On Wed, 6 Sep 2017 00:18:17 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>
>>> "It is difficult to talk to people who confuse Austria and Australia.
>>> But there is nothing we can do about this; this is the level of
>>> political culture among part of the American establishment. As for the
>>> American people, America is truly a great nation if the Americans can
>>> put up with so many politically uncivilised people."
>>>
>>> Vladimir Putin
>>>
>>> http://thesaker.is/putin-it-is-difficult-to-talk-to-people-who-confuse-austria-and-australia/
>>>
>>> Switzerland and Swaziland are confusing too.
>>
>> Vlad the Journalist-Impaler thinks sanctions against Grandbaby Kim won't
>> work, and we need to talk instead . . . .
>>
>> It's worked at least as well as sanctions.
>
> We can start by shooting down every missile he launches over the Pacific
> with our THAAD system. I'll be highly disappointed if Trump doesn't do
> that the next time they launch something. Once it's in the air over the
> Pacific, it's fair game.
>

yea we can do that

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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says...

I don't know about the "WE" part, but the United States has the proven
technology to do it. We've got it in South Korea, we've got a second
line of defense in Guam and Japan, and a third line in Alaska and
California.

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well you said , " we " first without stipulating who , " we " is

[mixed nuts]

http://www.oit.edu/

--
Grizzly H.

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do you have a website that proves ,
this is the website for what you posted a web site of

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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My bad... I thought that was obvious.

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you thought what was obvious ,
the we , the united states , the places you named ,
or the proven technology

[mixed nuts]

I don't know what that is.

--
Grizzly H.

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i guess that means i won't see you do it again then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqPjx94YMg

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Checkmate! In article <akm8e6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com

Ah, NOW I see the problem... you're confused. When I say "we," "our,"
"THADD Missile Defense System," and "Trump," it can only mean one thing:
I'm talking about the United States... the most powerful nation in the
world (tm). See, "WE" invented the THADD Missile Defense System, "WE"
have tested it by sending up missiles in one part of the world, and
knocking them the fuck out of the sky from another part of the world.
What I'm suggesting, is that "WE" (The United States) use "OUR" THADD
Missile Defense System to knock the Little Fat Korean Kid's new toys
right out of the sky and into the ocean, and then we tell him to cash us
outsigh... how bou DAT?

HTH...

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oh i know this story , the dooms day machine ,
the only thing it did was cause fear and panic ,
in canada it's been decided we don't need no missiles

[mixed nuts]

They have a mess of AN-2's painted green on the top and blue on the
bottom. They're not supersonic and radars have a hard time picking them
out from the bushes when they're near the ground and a MANPADS thinger
won't lock on because they have the same heat signature as a field of
sun-drenched petunias.

<http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150415-the-plane-that-can-fly-backwards>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5F7Deoo_M

--
Grizzly H.

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

Did you cheer a little on 9/11?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4viDfA-Rmng

I wonder what his salary was at Boulder.

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Jani...@comcast.net says...

That was my house at about 1:20... how did you do that?

> I wonder what his salary was at Boulder.

[mixed nuts]

Oh yes! I knew that we would use it as an opportunity to bring peace
and hope and democracy to the middle east and the beheadings would stop
and beautiful poppies would bloom and the VFW guys would put on their
uniforms from WWII and march in parades just like in the old days when
we had many heroes and they would pass out those poppies and the cops
would find unpatriotic people and thump 'em good with security apparatus
and Jesus would shine his countenance on us and we'd get the oil!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ThZcq1oJQ

--
Grizzly H.

[mixed nuts]

On 9/6/2017 11:13 PM, Janithor wrote:

[...]

>
> I wonder what his salary was at Boulder.

Associate professor $115-175k plus cash bonuses.

Decent benefit package too - 2:1 match on retirement plan etc

--
Grizzly H.

[Ivan Shmakov]

When I was young, I was finding Switzerland (Швейцария) and
Sweden (Швеция) to be most confusing.

--
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that's near what i get

[mixed nuts]

Do you take it in toonies so you don't need a really big diesel truck?

--
Grizzly H.

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it goes right into my don't tell anybody about it account

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

He could probably afford to toss a few benjis to those poor workers in
the Marshalls. I'm sure they would appreciate it.

[mixed nuts]

They need some resort casinos. Jack Abramoff was working on that in
conjunction with true christians (not mormons or catholics) I believe,
before he got jailed by heartless secular democrat liberals.

http://www.prayercast.com/marshall-islands.html

--
Grizzly H.

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

No, they need Islam and more poor non-English speaking brown people.
It's a beautiful religion, and brown people are very very special.

[mixed nuts]

That's where you're wrong. It's a christian nation (The UCC brought
Jesus there) and, as you know, christians have been picked on for
centuries so it's time for them to assert their rights under god.

This had been wrote on a bote in 1630 by the guy who invented
Massachusetts and established the principles of American Exceptionalism
for wealthy white christian (Puritan) people.

A Model of Christian Charity
By Governor John Winthrop
1630

"GOD ALMIGHTY in His most holy and wise providence, hath so disposed of
the condition of mankind, as in all times some must be rich, some poor,
some high and eminent in power and dignity; others mean and in submission.

The Reason hereof:

1st Reason.

First to hold conformity with the rest of His world, being
delighted to show forth the glory of his wisdom in the variety and
difference of the creatures, and the glory of His power in ordering all
these differences for the preservation and good of the whole, and the
glory of His greatness, that as it is the glory of princes to have many
officers, so this great king will have many stewards, counting himself
more honored in dispensing his gifts to man by man, than if he did it by
his own immediate hands.

2nd Reason.

Secondly, that He might have the more occasion to manifest the work
of his Spirit: first upon the wicked in moderating and restraining them,
so that the rich and mighty should not eat up the poor, nor the poor and
despised rise up against and shake off their yoke. Secondly, in the
regenerate, in exercising His graces in them, as in the great ones,
their love, mercy, gentleness, temperance etc., and in the poor and
inferior sort, their faith, patience, obedience etc.

3rd Reason.

Thirdly, that every man might have need of others, and from hence
they might be all knit more nearly together in the bonds of brotherly
affection. From hence it appears plainly that no man is made more
honorable than another or more wealthy etc., out of any particular and
singular respect to himself, but for the glory of his Creator and the
common good of the creature, Man. Therefore God still reserves the
property of these gifts to Himself as Ezek. 16:17, He there calls
wealth, His gold and His silver, and Prov. 3:9, He claims their service
as His due, "Honor the Lord with thy riches," etc. --- All men being
thus (by divine providence) ranked into two sorts, rich and poor; under
the first are comprehended all such as are able to live comfortably by
their own means duly improved; and all others are poor according to the
former distribution"

http://www.winthropsociety.com/doc_charity.php

Trump is a Presbyterian so he supports Winthrop's thesis with all of his
heart and all of his soul so the poor and despised Marshallese have to
shut up and do what they're told because they're poor and live a mean
existence as god intended.

--
Grizzly H.

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

Yes, but Islam is a beautiful religion, and the only one True religion,
not like the polytheists in Rome. It is the answer to all the world's
problems.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfoKm1GW4AQjaMS.jpg

Plus, poor brown people who are very special.

[mixed nuts]

Some Muslims aren't very brown. Like Persians who don't even speak
Arabic and have blue eyes. Sometimes they talk American with no accent
so you can't tell they're Muslim until they order falafel or hummus or
pickled turnip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwDGQTCWA4I

--
Grizzly H.

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canada has blonde blued first nations people ,
they're algonquins from the ottawa valley region

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

Heresy! Islam is a race, you know this. The word itself is Arabic, it
means "very special brown people."

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Jani...@comcast.net says...

Wasn't John Winthrop the guy credited with saying "If it's brown, flush
it"? It seems to me I read that in one of those books you pray with in
order to keep from burning in hell.

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Yeah, but do you have any native Gingers?

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Jani...@comcast.net says...

The word "arab" translates to "He with color of turd".

[mixed nuts]

He's a real American hero around here amongst the blueblood descendents
of patriotic puritans at the yacht clubs. Sadly, nobody's allowed to
burn witches anymore but it's OK to rape 'em when they're drunk and
accuse them of being liberal and run 'em out of town when they bitch
about it at the missionary school.

<https://thinkprogress.org/students-say-evangelical-college-turned-a-blind-eye-to-serial-rapists-125043f31bb9/>

--
Grizzly H.

[Snuhwolf]

Ivan Shmakov <iv...@siamics.net> wrote in
news:87mv66a...@violet.siamics.net:

>>>>>> mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> writes:
>
> > "It is difficult to talk to people who confuse Austria and
> > Australia. But there is nothing we can do about this; this is the
> > level of political culture among part of the American establishment.
> > As for the American people, America is truly a great nation if the
> > Americans can put up with so many politically uncivilised people."
>
> > Vladimir Putin
>
> > http://thesaker.is/putin-it-is-difficult-to-talk-to-people-who-confus
> > e-austria-and-australia/
>
> > Switzerland and Swaziland are confusing too.
>
> When I was young, I was finding Switzerland (Швейцария)
> and Sweden (Швеция) to be most confusing.
>

Hey tovarish! Apparently my usual nntp server is having "issues".


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On 2017-09-08 2:43 PM, Snuhwolf wrote:
> Ivan Shmakov <iv...@siamics.net> wrote in
> news:87mv66a...@violet.siamics.net:
>
>>>>>>> mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> writes:
>>
>>> "It is difficult to talk to people who confuse Austria and
>>> Australia. But there is nothing we can do about this; this is the
>>> level of political culture among part of the American establishment.
>>> As for the American people, America is truly a great nation if the
>>> Americans can put up with so many politically uncivilised people."
>>
>>> Vladimir Putin
>>
>>> http://thesaker.is/putin-it-is-difficult-to-talk-to-people-who-confus
>>> e-austria-and-australia/
>>
>>> Switzerland and Swaziland are confusing too.
>>

>> When I was young, I was finding Switzerland (Ð¨Ð²ÐµÐ¹Ñ†Ð°Ñ€Ð¸Ñ )
>> and Sweden (Ð¨Ð²ÐµÑ†Ð¸Ñ ) to be most confusing.

>>
>
> Hey tovarish! Apparently my usual nntp server is having "issues".
>
>

и поднимай свою задницу

[bcl...@gmail.com]

This is fucking heresy. Oh, where is the Holy Office of the Inquisition when we need it? St. Dominic is rolling over miraculously in his gilded tomb.

The upshot of Luther's abomination of abominations, in translating the Bible into the vernacular for peasants to read, is for Steve Bannon to say he can disagree with the Holy Pontiff over matters of social policy because the Pope and the Council of Bishops are only to be obeyed on matters of "doctrine". First of all, the stupid twat doesn't realize it's "faith and morals", not doctrine. Second, all that Steve Bannon cares about is his still-ongoing campaign to suck his own clock.

All this shit going on around the world is punishment for the toleration of heretics.

-- Bill Cleere
lost .sig about 15 years ago. Imagine 3 more lines.

[Snuhwolf]

bcl...@gmail.com wrote in
news:2f2e165d-5150-465b...@googlegroups.com:

I never realised you were religious. Makes me re-think my original
assessment of ye.

(i dun believe in a magical sky pixie meself)

[Ivan Shmakov]

>>>>> Snuhwolf <snuh...@netscape.net> writes:
>>>>> Ivan Shmakov wrote in news:87mv66a...@violet.siamics.net:
>>>>> mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> writes:

[…]

>>> http://thesaker.is/putin-it-is-difficult-to-talk-to-people-who-confuse-austria-and-australia/

>>> Switzerland and Swaziland are confusing too.

>> When I was young, I was finding Switzerland (Швейцария) and Sweden
>> (Швеция) to be most confusing.

> Hey tovarish! Apparently my usual nntp server is having "issues".

I’d rather suspect the newsreader.

--
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[Lanthony]

The only type of creature that would "believe in a magical sky pixie" would likely to be one that pretends to be part werewolf.


-I self-identify as non-human. A "lycan" and I own
guns. Hows that make you feel?-
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[Snuhwolf]

Who said anything about "part"??? I'm full werewoof man!
Protip: if you don't like my poasts, don't read 'em.
HTH
HAND

[Snuhwolf]

You need some new shtick, bub.

<nods>

[Snuhwolf]

On 09/09/2017 04:30 AM, Ivan Shmakov wrote:
>>>>>> Snuhwolf <snuh...@netscape.net> writes:
>>>>>> Ivan Shmakov wrote in news:87mv66a...@violet.siamics.net:
>>>>>> mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> writes:
>
> […]
>
> >>> http://thesaker.is/putin-it-is-difficult-to-talk-to-people-who-confuse-austria-and-australia/
>
> >>> Switzerland and Swaziland are confusing too.
>
> >> When I was young, I was finding Switzerland (Швейцария) and Sweden
> >> (Швеция) to be most confusing.
>
> > Hey tovarish! Apparently my usual nntp server is having "issues".
>
> I’d rather suspect the newsreader.
>

ES.org was having some issues...but I deleted and started over anyway :)

[Lanthony]

Oh, I totally love your poasts. The first thing I do when I look at newsgroups is think "what is FLOWHUNS blathering on about."

[mixed nuts]

On 9/8/2017 11:34 PM, bcl...@gmail.com wrote:
[...]

>
> All this shit going on around the world is punishment for the toleration of heretics.
>
> -- Bill Cleere
> lost .sig about 15 years ago. Imagine 3 more lines.

Just put the 3 lines (which are only 2 lines) in so I don't have to
remember it by looking it up on the google, dammnit:

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendahl)

--
Grizzly H.

[mimus99]

Lies.

--

I don't want to hear about no ancient Persians of old,
especially in sentences that make me feel like
I'm going around on a merry-go-round.

< _ Peckham's Marbles _

[mixed nuts]

There were rapers and drug dealers and criminals (not the best people)
who sneaked into Canada before it was Canada when there was no border
fence from places where the skin colors were different and raped
everybody and cut their heads off. Presumbly some of them might have
been good people who made very tasty food (burritos, sausages,
spaghetti), however.

--
Grizzly H.

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they followed the underground railroad gang

[Snuhwolf]

So im like totes all up in your headspace man! well aint that special...

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and then up your bum