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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Sep 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/25/99
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bnw wrote:
>
> In article <3BWG3.5037$Ll1.8...@news1.rdc1.on.wave.home.com>, "Jim"
> <jimm...@home.com> wrote:
>
> >Ahh-hmm...
> >Pardon me guys, but either I'm the oldest NIN fan around, or I've had one
> >too many, and can't believe what I'm reading.
> >GenX'ers are generally defined as the off-spring of pre/post-WW2 babies
> >(1940-1950). Most Gen-X'ers where born between 1960 and 1970.
> >
>
> Nah, that'd be the hippie generation that rebelled against their more
> conservative, conformist parents. We are their children who don't give a
> shit about anything because they raised us without a sense of values.
> Yadda yadda yadda.

I was born between 1960 and 1970. I am not a goddamn hippie, and you
sure as hell aren't my kid, either. So turn off that fucked-up noise
that the record companies are shoving down your ravenous throat, and
give your sixth-grade math book another try.


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Menjy

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

[...]

>I was born between 1960 and 1970.

I used to drive a Porsche.

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"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

Nostrildamus

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On Sat, 25 Sep 1999 08:30:39 GMT, me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com
("Menjy") wrote:

>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>
>[...]
>
>>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>
>I used to drive a Porsche.

I'm still carded at the liquor store.

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Wotan lied:
>
> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:

>
> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >
> >[...]
> >
> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >
> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>
> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.

I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.

Avoid normal situations.

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In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

[..]

: I'm still carded at the liquor store.

Those cheap decks make great cudgels.

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Usenet Performance Anxiety

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Menjy wrote:

> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>
> [...]
>
> >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>
> I used to drive a Porsche.

I'm a really nice guy.

>
>
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> T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
>
> TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N°55
> http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)
>
> "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
> -Aaron M. Henne
>
> "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
> -Raoul Xemblinosky

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>
> Menjy lied:

>
> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >
> > [...]
> >
> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >
> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>
> I'm a really nice guy.

I'm just tryin' to help.

- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III ------------------- -- . --- .-- ---------

Blitz the Cat

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On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:

>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...


>
>>Wotan lied:
>>>
>>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>>>

>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >
>>> >[...]
>>> >
>>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >
>>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>

>>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
>>
>>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>

>I have never crossposted.

I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.


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Blitz the Cat <BlitztheS...@att.net> wrote in message
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> On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>
> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >
> >>Wotan lied:
> >>>
> >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> >>>
> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >
> >>> >[...]
> >>> >
> >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >
> >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>>
> >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> >>
> >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >
> >I have never crossposted.
>
> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>
I am a fuckhead.

Nostrildamus

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On 25 Sep 1999 14:16:16 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>: I'm still carded at the liquor store.
>
> Those cheap decks make great cudgels.

Only your phrenologist knows for sure.

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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The 2-Belo wrote:
>
> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
> >Mister X wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
> >> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
> >> >> Belinda wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
> >> >Xemblinosky

> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> > [...]
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> >> >
> >> >I am here to help.
> >>
> >> I love to talk about politics.
> >
> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>
> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.

I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.

遼颠

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote in
message news:37EEDD...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu...

I am going to stop crossposting once and for all. This time I *mean* it!!!

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In article <37eec02e....@news.alt.net>,
emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp says...

>
>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
>>Mister X wrote:
>>>
>>> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>> >> Belinda wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
>>> >Xemblinosky
>>> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >> > >> >
>>> >> > >> > [...]
>>> >> > >> >
>>> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >> > >> >
>>> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >> > >
>>> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >>
>>> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >
>>> >I am here to help.
>>>
>>> I love to talk about politics.
>>
>>I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>
>I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>
I used to be the reincarnation of George Washinton.

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MoE

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And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience sez in
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.

I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.

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On 26 Sep 1999 13:48:47 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

>: On 25 Sep 1999 14:16:16 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."


>: <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:
>:>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>:>: I'm still carded at the liquor store.
>:>
>:> Those cheap decks make great cudgels.
>
>: Only your phrenologist knows for sure.
>

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose icecycle@x <alt....@alt.test> wrote:
> In article <37eec02e....@news.alt.net>,
> emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp says...
>>
>>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
>>>Mister X wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>>> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>>> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>>> >> Belinda wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
>>>> >Xemblinosky
>>>> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>> >> > >>
>>>> >> > >> Menjy lied:
>>>> >> > >>
>>>> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>> >> > >> >
>>>> >> > >> > [...]
>>>> >> > >> >
>>>> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>> >> > >> >
>>>> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>> >> > >>
>>>> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>> >> > >
>>>> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>> >
>>>> >I am here to help.
>>>>
>>>> I love to talk about politics.
>>>
>>>I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>>
>>I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>>
> I used to be the reincarnation of George Washinton.

I play naked twister on thursdays.

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Avoid normal situations.

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In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
: On 26 Sep 1999 13:48:47 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
: <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

[..]

: Careful Stainless, you'll bust a lung.
####

BLAM!

Nostrildamus

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On 27 Sep 1999 04:59:22 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>: On 26 Sep 1999 13:48:47 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>: <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>: Careful Stainless, you'll bust a lung.
> ####
>
> BLAM!

By idiom is meant the use of words which is peculiar to a peculiar
language. --Nostrildamus (1992)

Mister X

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On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 18:13:00 -0400, "robby rat"
<robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:

>
>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
><37EE76...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>...


>>BT Internet Abuse wrote:
>>>
>>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>> > news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>> > > Belinda wrote:
>>> > > >
>>> > > > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
>>> > Xemblinosky
>>> > > > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>> > > >
>>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> > [...]
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> > >
>>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >
>>> > I am here to help.
>>>

>>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>
>>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>
>my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III

I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.

Becca (42DD)

Rebecca Ore

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I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.

Menjy

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to
Rebecca Ore lied:
>Mister X lied:
>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:

>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> >>> > > > >> >
>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>> >>> > > > >> >
>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> >>> > > > >> >
>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>> >>> > > > >>
>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>> >>> > > > >
>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>> >>> > > >
>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > I am here to help.
>> >>>
>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>> >>
>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>> >
>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>
>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>
>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.

The alt.flame awards are not rigged.

The Bishop

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Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes 遼颠 with this
damned coffee-spew trigger:

I think Bill Palmer is a damn fine flamer.

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The Bishop

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Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
damned coffee-spew trigger:

>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>Mister X lied:
>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:


>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:

>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
<rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:


>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >>> > > > >>
>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >>> > > > >
>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >>> > > >
>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >>> > >
>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>> >>>

>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>> >>
>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>> >
>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>>
>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>>
>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>
>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>

Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!

Avoid normal situations.

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In alt.flame The 2-Belo <emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp> wrote:

[..]

: I struck out the side on nine pitches once.

Fuck sports.

--
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"The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge and
guilt." -- Elvis Costello

Flaagg

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The Bishop lied...

Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.

--
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http://www.flonk.org/mhm9x2

http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg

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Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of jr...@doj.gov
brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
<MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the following
proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...

-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
-[]- > The Bishop lied...
-[]- >
-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:
-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
-[]- > >>>> >>> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
-[]- > >>>> >>>
-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
-[]- > >>>> >>
-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
-[]- > >>>> >
-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
-[]- > >>>>
-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
-[]- > >>>>
-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
-[]- > >>
-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
-[]- > >>
-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
-[]- >
-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
-[]-
-[]- And tons of meaningful content.

Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.

--
KotAGoR XXVI since 1999
Per's Sleaze List (The Official) Unit#23
http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

MoE

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And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

Usenet gets the red out.

Roger Williams

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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

> And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience sez in
> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

>>The 2-Belo wrote:


>>>
>>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
>>> >Mister X wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>> >> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>> >> >> Belinda wrote:
>>> >> >> >

>>> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The
>>> >> >> > Raoul
>>> >> >Xemblinosky


>>> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >> >> > >>
>>> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >> >> > >>

>>> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >> >> > >> >

>>> >> >> > >> > [...]


>>> >> >> > >> >
>>> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >> >> > >> >

>>> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >> >> > >>

>>> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >> >> > >

>>> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >> >> >

>>> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >> >>

>>> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >> >

>>> >> >I am here to help.
>>> >>

>>> >> I love to talk about politics.
>>> >
>>> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>>>

>>> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>>

>>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.

> I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.

I admire Marty Hannigan's slim figure.

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On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 09:11:31 -0700, Flaagg <mhm...@flonk.org> wrote:

>The Bishop lied...


>
>>Just when I finished cleaning up

>>the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this

>>damned coffee-spew trigger:
>>>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>>Mister X lied:

>>>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:


>>>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>>>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:

>>>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:


>>>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>>> >>> > > > >>
>>>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>>> >>> > > > >
>>>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>>> >>> > > >
>>>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>>> >>> > >
>>>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>>> >>> >
>>>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>>>> >>>

>>>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>>>> >>

>>>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>>>> >

>>>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>>>>

>>>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>>>>

>>>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>>>

>>>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>>

>>Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>

>Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>

Flonkers are productive people.

Tam Mercury

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In message <8E4E79BE8fl...@news.cc.purdue.edu>, MoE
<cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>>
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>
>>-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>-[]- > >>>> >
>>-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>-[]- > >>>>
>>-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>-[]- > >>>>
>>-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling
>>spam.


>>-[]- > >>
>>-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>-[]- > >>
>>-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>>-[]- >
>>-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>>-[]-
>>-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
>>
>>Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
>
>Usenet gets the red out.

Penis size doesn't matter.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Fourscore and seven years ago Tam Mercury of spa...@no.spam.plz brought forth
upon this continent the drivel known as <7sob91$egt$1...@nntpd.databasix.com> in
which he scribbled the following lie lie lie:

Trust Massengill to help you feel completely clean and fresh.

Axel

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ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:

>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.

Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.


-m-e-o-w-
David Rosenfield - Bungmunch University Professor of Meowology, Theology
mhm 23x3 Associate Professor of History, Computer Science
GS #11 Creator of alt.food.mentos
Bellower # -4
http://flonk.org/mhm23x3/

Anthony Jenkins

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Johnny Profaci wrote:
>
> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.

--

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mhm 11x10
thea...@mindless.com
http://www.goony.com

Keeper of the Book of Flonk


POP3

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Roger Williams wrote:
>
> In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
>
> > And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience sez in
> > alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>
> >>The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>>
> >>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
> >>> >Mister X wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
> >>> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
> >>> >> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
> >>> >> >> Belinda wrote:
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The
> >>> >> >> > Raoul
> >>> >> >Xemblinosky

> >>> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> >>> >> >> > >>
> >>> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:
> >>> >> >> > >>
> >>> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >> >> > >> >
> >>> >> >> > >> > [...]

> >>> >> >> > >> >
> >>> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >> >> > >> >
> >>> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>> >> >> > >>
> >>> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> >>> >> >> > >
> >>> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >I am here to help.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I love to talk about politics.
> >>> >
> >>> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
> >>>
> >>> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
> >>
> >>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.
>
> > I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.
>
> I admire Marty Hannigan's slim figure.
>
My favorite ng is alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown!

Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods

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In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>
> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >
> >>Wotan lied:
> >>>
> >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:

> >>>
> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >
> >>> >[...]
> >>> >
> >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >
> >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>>
> >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> >>
> >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >
> >I have never crossposted.
>
> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>
I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.


Archie Leach
--
Live, from Lansing,
Michigan


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Before you buy.

The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin

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In article <8E4E5C203b...@10.21.125.121>,
theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) wrote:
> Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this

> damned coffee-spew trigger:
>
> >Rebecca Ore lied:
> >>Mister X lied:
> >>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
> >>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
> >>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
> >>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
> >>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:

> >>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> >>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
> >>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >>> > > > >> >
> >>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
> >>> >>> > > > >> >
> >>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >>> > > > >> >
> >>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>> >>> > > > >>
> >>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> >>> >>> > > > >
> >>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> >>> >>> > > >
> >>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> >>> >>> > >
> >>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> >>> >>> >
> >>> >>> > I am here to help.
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
> >>> >>
> >>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
> >>> >
> >>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
> >>>
> >>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
> >>>
> >>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
> >
> >The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
> >
> Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>
Matt Bruce is a practicing heterosexual.

The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin

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In article <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>,
Flaagg <mhm...@flonk.org> lied:
> The Bishop lied...
> Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>

Have you all met my lovely wife, Vanessa Lindores-Knapp, a famous Canadian
were-actress?

The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin

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In article <37ef4374...@news.alt.net>,

Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.

Johnny Profaci

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On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:

>ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
>

>>MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
>>
>>> And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
>>> Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
>>> Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
>>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>>
>>> >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
>>> >jr...@doj.gov
>>> >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
>>> ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
>>> >following
>>> >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...
>>> >
>>> >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
>>> >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
>>> >-[]- >

>>> >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
>>> >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this

>>> >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:
>>> >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>> >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>> >-[]- > >>>>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>> >-[]- > >>>>
>>> >-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling
>>> >spam.


>>> >-[]- > >>
>>> >-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>> >-[]- > >>
>>> >-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>>> >-[]- >
>>> >-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>>> >-[]-
>>> >-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
>>> >
>>> >Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
>>>
>>> Usenet gets the red out.
>>
>>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
>
>Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.

Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

:)

JP

The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin wrote:
>
> In article <8E4E5C203b...@10.21.125.121>,
> theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) wrote:
> > Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
> > damned coffee-spew trigger:

> >
> > >Rebecca Ore lied:
> > >>Mister X lied:
> > >>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
> > >>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
> > >>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
> > >>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> > <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > [...]

> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> > >>> >>> > > > >>
> > >>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> > >>> >>> > > > >
> > >>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> > >>> >>> > > >
> > >>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> > >>> >>> > >
> > >>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> > >>> >>> >
> > >>> >>> > I am here to help.
> > >>> >>>
> > >>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
> > >>> >>
> > >>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
> > >>>
> > >>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
> > >>>
> > >>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
> > >
> > >The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
> > >
> > Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
> >
> Matt Bruce is a practicing heterosexual.

I used to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day.


- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III ------------------- -- . --- .-- ---------
mhm 15x12 | "I have a gun in my head. I'm invisible. I CAN'T
KotAGoR 33 | FIND THE ICE. A slug. I'm TV. I hate." -KH, 1985
BELLOWER 13 | VOTE ------> http://www.freevote.com/booth/raoul
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The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin lied:
> me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") lied:
> Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.

alt.religion.asatru turned me into Newt Gingrich.

The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
>
> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
> >
> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> > >
> > >>Wotan lied:
> > >>>
> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> > >>>
> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >>> >
> > >>> >[...]
> > >>> >
> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> > >>>
> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> > >>
> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> > >
> > >I have never crossposted.
> >
> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
> >
> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.

Howard Stern is the King of All Media.

Somebody

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Do not try and bend the Anthony Jenkins. That's impossible. Only try
to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no Anthony Jenkins.

»Johnny Profaci wrote:
»>
»> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the


»> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
»>
»> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
»> >
»> >>MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
»> >>
»> >>> And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
»> >>> Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
»> >>> Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
»> >>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
»> >>>
»> >>> >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
»> >>> >jr...@doj.gov
»> >>> >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
»> >>> ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
»> >>> >following
»> >>> >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...
»> >>> >
»> >>> >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
»> >>> >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
»> >>> >-[]- >

»> >>> >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
»> >>> >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
»> >>> >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:


»> >>> >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:


»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
»> >>> >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >


»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling
»> >>> >spam.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
»> >>> >-[]- >


»> >>> >-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
»> >>> >-[]-
»> >>> >-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
»> >>> >
»> >>> >Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
»> >>>
»> >>> Usenet gets the red out.
»> >>
»> >>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
»> >
»> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
»>
»> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

»
»[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.

I have never contributed to a cascade.

--
Somebody mhm 17x2x23x13 http://toast.micronetix.net

"Life's not fair," I reply. "But the root password helps."
_The PFY battles it out with the BOFH_ by Simon Travaglia

Sean Duffy

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Usenet tastes like a waffle.


Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN)

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Fourscore and seven years ago BT Internet Abuse of ab...@beefuckingtee.con
brought forth upon this esteemed forum the drivel known as
<7som0u$am2$4...@nntpd.databasix.com> in which somehow, amassing the required brain
cells, amazingly managing to apply them in a directed manner, and then
incredibly spewing forth the results, he proved once and for all that all men

Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.

paramucho

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 09:14:10 GMT,
sean....@NOSPAMbbs.NOSPAMgoldengate.NOSPAMnet (Sean Duffy) wrote:

>On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 23:49:06 -0400, Anthony Jenkins
><thea...@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>>Johnny Profaci wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
>>> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
>>>
>>> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
>>> >

>>> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
>>>
>>> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.
>>
>>[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.
>
>Usenet tastes like a waffle.

Outrageous fortune.

Oh Fortuna.


|--paramucho------[para...@hammo.com]---[www.beathoven.com]------|
|----[alt.ato]---[alt.non.sequitur]---[rec.music.beatles]----------|

The Bishop

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The The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience,
the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience is on fire, we don't need no
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose let the mother f%@&er burn!

>Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
>>
>> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
>> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
>> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
>> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>> >
>> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
>> > >
>> > >>Wotan lied:
>> > >>>
>> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>> > >>>

>> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> > >>> >

>> > >>> >[...]


>> > >>> >
>> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> > >>> >

>> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>> > >>>

>> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup
kitchens.
>> > >>
>> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>> > >
>> > >I have never crossposted.
>> >
>> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>> >
>> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
>
>Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
>

No, Biil Palmer is the King of All Media.

Roger Williams

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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods <stuco...@webtv.net> wrote:

> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
>> On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
>> Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>>
>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
>> >
>> >>Wotan lied:
>> >>>
>> >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>> >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>> >>>
>> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> >>> >
>> >>> >[...]
>> >>> >
>> >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>> >>>
>> >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
>> >>
>> >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>> >
>> >I have never crossposted.
>>
>> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>>
> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.

I think I could fuck Szuessie with the lights on, without puking.

Roger Williams

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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:

> The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin lied:
>> me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") lied:
>> > Rebecca Ore lied:
>> > >Mister X lied:
>> > >> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

>> > >> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>> > >> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>> > >> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>> > >> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>> > >> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>> > >> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>> > >> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> > >> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>> > >> >>> > > > >>

>> > >> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>> > >> >>> > > > >

>> > >> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>> > >> >>> > > >

>> > >> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>> > >> >>> > >

>> > >> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>> > >> >>> >

>> > >> >>> > I am here to help.
>> > >> >>>

>> > >> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>> > >> >>

>> > >> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>> > >> >

>> > >> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>> > >>

>> > >> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>> > >>

>> > >I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>> >

>> > The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>

>> Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.

> alt.religion.asatru turned me into Newt Gingrich.

I fear the wrath of Odin and the gjods of ljutefisk.

Menjy

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Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory
Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA
formerly known as regnaD kciN) wrote:

Fucking hell, I HATE long attribs. Let's do that again...

Sponge-Coated Edible [SPLAT] wrote:

Listen, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory
Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA
formerly known as regnaD kciN), I have to tell you something :

You aren't the only offender. "Pulled out the sacred scroll", "Just when I
finished cleaning up the monitor", "this is my really K-rad kewl (can't be
arsed doing the eleet hacker d00d characters - deal with it) submitted for the
investigation" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS - I've had to change 'em all at one
time in another in this one cascade.

Know why?

It's the "Raoul Xemblinosky starts the outrageous lie cascade".

And if you had a fucking clue, or even bothered to read the attribs, you'd see
that up until a certain point (that point being where some clueless twat
wanders in and spurts a thirteen-line K-Rad attrib thingy which was boring the
SECOND time I fucking saw it), EVERY FUCKING ATTRIB starts with "so-and-so
LIED"

Look, I said you weren't the ONLY offender - here's another clueless twat:

>Fourscore and seven years ago BT Internet Abuse of ab...@beefuckingtee.con
>brought forth upon this esteemed forum the drivel known as
><7som0u$am2$4...@nntpd.databasix.com> in which somehow, amassing the required brain
>cells, amazingly managing to apply them in a directed manner, and then

>incredibly spewing forth the results, he proved once and for all that all men
>are created fuckheads...

SIX lines af attribs. How many times have you seen it? Is it STILL funny?

Is It Fuck.

Next...

>>>> > MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

Missed the "lied" part. Still...

Next...

>>>> > > And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
>>>> > > Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
>>>> > > Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
>>>> > > alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

Yawn.


>>>> > > >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
>>>> > > >jr...@doj.gov
>>>> > > >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
>>>> > > ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
>>>> > > >following
>>>> > > >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...

YAWN.



>>>> > > >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:

Now. This is the cascade where the clue-sensitive lot were still at it...

>>>> > > >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
>>>> > > >-[]- >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
>>>> > > >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
>>>> > > >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:

Well, almost. This one I remember having to clean up.

Now, observe. Does it say "wrote"? Does it say "scribbled the following
proposition"? Nah.

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>>> > > >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

Got that? Good.

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.


>>>> > > >-[]- > >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>>>> > > >-[]- >
>>>> > > >-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>>>> > > >-[]-
>>>> > > >-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Usenet gets the red out.
>>>> >
>>>> > Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
>

>Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.

Bah. Call yourself a UPArtist? You're a fucking disgrace.

That goes for the LOT of you I mentioned. And just wait till I get started on
the clue-deprived shower who try to cascade with Microsoft Exploder (or
whatever the fuck it is that Jeff Boyd calls the damn thing).

Fuckheads.

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TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N°55
http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN)

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Fourscore and seven years ago Menjy of me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com brought
forth upon this esteemed forum the drivel known as
<37f4eee3....@news.alt.net> in which somehow, amassing the required brain

I agree with this post.

Fuckhead.


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>>> > --
>>> > L O N G L I V E T H E K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
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>>> > !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@ @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@
>>> > @!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
>>> > !!@!!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!
>>> > !!: !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!!
>>> > :!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!:
>>> > :: ::::: :: ::::: :: :: :::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
>>> > : : : : : : : :: : :: : : : : : : :::
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
>>> >
>>> > TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N°55
>>> > http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)
>>> >
>>> > "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
>>> > -Aaron M. Henne
>>> >
>>> > "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
>>> > -Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> >

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Flaagg

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In article <37f4eee3....@news.alt.net>, Menjy
<me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> says...

[...]

>>>>> > > >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
>
>Now. This is the cascade where the clue-sensitive lot were still at it...

See there? -I'm- the last of the clue-sensitive lot. NeenerNeener, you
jealous gits.

[...]

>Fuckheads.
Fuckheads.

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http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg

Rod Dodenfeld

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Menjy wrote:

Wow. You should get pay to write jokes for comediens. Your really funny.
I know denny McGrew. He is a angry comedien and i could show him your
jokes.

Blitz the Cat

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 16:39:28 GMT, the torture became too much and
me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") (if that is his *real* name)
popped a vein going on and on about long and innapropriate attrib
lines in the following rant:

HA HA missed me, now you gotta kiss me...

On second thought...Nah.


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Or, you _could_ simply ignore it.

Or, put those post-it(TM) notes all over that part
of your monitor

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Quote: Flaag's were thingy;

>FORT WORTH, Texas, Sept. 16 - A man waring a plastic ScoobyDoo
>Halloween mask and screaming "I'M PEE-SHIFTED YA WORTHLESS FUCKIN
>HUMANS!!!YOU ALL FEAR MY WERENESS!!!!AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" walked
>into a mall Wednesday night, pulled a gun and opened fire, fatally
>shooting seventy before he shot and killed himself in the cat section
>of a pet store.

Axel

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me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") busted the following flow:

-m-e-o-w-

Axel

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