3/28 Puns
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >
> > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > >
> > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> >
> > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
>
> Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural and
> functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> function taken out?
Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECA62E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > RUSiriusA wrote:
> >
> > > In article <v6rpkc...@ixazon.dynip.com>,
> > > Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > > > >> Was God's messenger to Noah an Ark Angel?
> > > > >
> > > > > Speaking of Angels:
> > > > > Was the reason Noah had to build his ship in
> > > > > the first place the Ark Sin?
> > > >
> > > > I suppose so - then he lay on the deck and got an Ark Tan.
> > >
> > > Was it up north that he got the Ark Tic?
> >
> > No, he got the Ant Ark Tic in the south.
>
> And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
A natural log, or a base 10 log?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41F0792D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Duffer: Inexperienced of incompetent hair.
> >
> > Fluffer: Fine hair.
> >
> > Golfer: Round hair that is hit into holes in a park.
> >
> > Gopher: A command to hair to depart.
> >
> > Heifer: A greeting to hair, or hair that gives milk.
>
> Like the indomitabull who thought he could carry on for heifer and
heifer!
>
> Indomitabull: A male bovine who you can only hit wearing and Asian
glove, or
> a bull you can't bring into the house.
Morsel: Dump my entire portfolio!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41F07B8A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, ancho...@yahoo.com (RJH) found
these
> unused
> > > words floating about:
> > >
> > > >The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
year's
> > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split
the
> > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > >
> > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
> >
> > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
> >
> > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.
>
> But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?
I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.
Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41F07BC1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > RJH <ancho...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:2a2566aa.04102...@posting.google.com...
> > > > The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
year's
> > > > Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to
split the
> > > > winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Why was there a head judge? Was somebody cooking them?
> >
> > Cooking the head judge?
> >
> > Cooking the cookbooks?
> >
> > Cook Book: Very hot book that cooks things.
>
> You should get soundly Beeton for that one, the sound being, "Wallop -
Ouch!
> Wallop - Owww! Wallop - Eeeek! Wallop - Ooooh! . . . " etc.
>
> http://www.oup.co.uk/isbn/0-19-283345-6
>
> Isabella Beeton? Isabella Beeton what?
Beeton: 2,000 lb apine.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44A4DB7D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42032AD1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Reduce: The tennis game is tied again.
> > > >
> > > > Reduce: Mussolini is back in power.
> > > >
> > > > Subtract: A train underwater.
> > > >
> > > > Duction: The process of becoming a duck.
> > > >
> > > > Conduct: Against ducks.
> > > >
> > > > Conduction: Against becoming a duck.
> > > >
> > > > Reduction: To become a duck again.
> > > >
> > > > Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.
> > > >
> > > > Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.
> > > >
> > > > Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
> > >
> > > Duct Tape. So called because their advertisers didn't know how to spell
> > > conduit.
> > >
> > > They should have got an ex-prisoner in to do their campaign. If they had
> let
> > > a conduit, it might have come out better.
> >
> > Deduct: Demonic water fowl.
> >
> > Pounding: 454 gram bell.
>
> Gram bell patch: An alternative traffic-slowing measure to speed humps that
> aren't.
Speed humps: Fast sex.
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> Our Great Dane sleeps in the Bark-a-lounger
Dazing: Songs between sunrise and sunset.
Dozing: Singing female deer.
Docent: Female penny deer.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:pdh1c.6167$5P2....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4044568F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > ynotssor wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Sritk" <sr...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:20040301132536...@mb-m03.aol.com
> > > >
> > > > > Why isn't Rhode Island surrounded by water?
> > > >
> > > > Global war-ming.
> > >
> > > War-ming: Hostile chinese vase.
> > >
> > > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
> > >
> > > Fencing: Singing barrier.
> > >
> > Or a singing 100th of a Yuan.
> >
> There was someone with loads of Rhode Island puns but he got shot in the
> Civil War running away.
>
> He was a Rhode Island Reb!
Rhode Island Red: Communist in the smallest state.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> >
> > > Last year, during my holiday in Italy, a wreckless
> > > driver nearly ran me over.
> > > I refrained to discuss things out - he was an Alfa male.
> >
> > But what did you reach into your glovebox for? The subject title
> > promised me a glovebox!
> >
> > Badminton: Evil 2,000 pound glove.
>
> Urine proving!
Testing of toilets?
Batminton: Crazy 2,000 pound glove.
Tim Bruening
Hijacking: Terrorist king.
Hiking: Stoned king.
Hiking: Royal greeting.
Hiking: King at a great elevation.
Junking: Garbage king.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44360D3C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Dea. Con: Religious demon.
> >
> > D. Feat: A demon that does a lot.
> >
> > D. Feat: A demon that loses.
> >
> > D. Feet: 12 inch demon.
> >
> > D. Fine: A dictionary demon.
> >
> > D. Fine: A parking cop demon.
> >
> Defoenition: Demon from the fore-runner of Lebanon and Syria.
D. Pilliate: Demon that shaved Samson's head, D.Priving him of his great
strength, after Samson foolishly told his girlfriend Delilah (who had
tried to have Samson captured by the Philistines at least 3 times
already, and had yelled at Samson that "The Philistines are upon
you!!!!!") that removing his hair would weaken him (Judges 16:6-22).
I'm astounded that Samson didn't have Delilah interrogated after the
first time she tried to help the Philistines capture him!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:435F1DB7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Sinbad: What Saddam Hussein did.
> >
> > Stargate: Gate famous actors go through.
> >
> > Star Trek: Actor safari.
> >
> > Star Wars: Fist fights between actors.
> >
> > ET: An alien drink.
> >
> > Lord of the Rings: Telemarketers.
>
> Old company making very heavy radios, hi-fi etc.: Teleton.
>
> Their workmanship was so poor that one technical reviewer said that it
> looked as if their components had been thrown onto the printed circuit
> boards by a half-crazed chimpanzee!
Chimpanzee: Simian zombie.
Tim Bruening
Ceasing: Computerized song.
Circuit: Electrical knight.
Easing: Song on the Internet.
Icing: Another Internet song.
Transistor: A daughter of the Mother Board.
Tim Bruening
Mos wrote:
> nemo wrote:
> > Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
> > news:10fl8ob...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> >>>>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 20:46:09 GMT, "nemo"
<ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> I used to have a darkroom too. But when I stopped taking
> >>>>>>>>>>> porn pictures, I could just take them to the drugstore for
> >>>>>>>>>>> developing.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> With a digital camera and a good color printer that's no
> >>>>>>>>>> longer a problem.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Not a problem, but much more expensive. If not, I'd love
to
> >>>>>>>>> know your source of paper and ink cartridges.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> You can get paper and ink in a cartridge now????
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Sure! You mean they don't have Liquid Paper in England?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> He's still trying to figure out smelling salts.....
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> Max Smelling salts?
> >>>>
> >>>> Could be minimum. See what the volume is.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>> Could be minium. See what the colour is.
> >>
> >> Small, very small.
> >>
> > Nope. Red, very red. used to be used in miniatures in Illum. MSS.
> > Hence the word miniature, with convergence to Lat. minimus, who was
> > mickeymus' girlfreind.
>
> That's just plain goofy.
Goofy: Price of muck. Same as Gooper.
Syringe: A needle knight.
Tim Bruening
Parable: Two bulls, or bulls in an alternate universe.
Paramedic: Two doctors in an alternate universe.
Parrot Medics: Bird doctors.
Tim Bruening
The Bi Polar monkey was a little ape.
The pony with a cold was a little hoarse.
Rodent: Make a dent with your oar.
Zebra: The 26th bra in the alphbra.
The Bi Polar bear wants to live at both Poles.
Tim Bruening
Sterilize: Lies about antibiotics.
Utilize: Lies about a tribe of Native Americans.
Compromise: Lies about socialist ladies of the evening.
Lilacs: Flowers that prohibit you from fibbing.
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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> > Dead rodent: Mouseover.
> >
> Dead chameleon: A hang while running the install lizard.
Dead lizard: No more color monitor.
Dead duck: No more download.
Tim Bruening
Closing: Song of shutting down.
Minimizing: Shrinking song.
Reminiscing: The song "Thanks for the memories".
Rising: Song of ascending grain.
Seizing: A taking song.
Sizing: A measuring song.
Stressing: Song of emphasis.
Teasing: Singing beverage.
Tossing: Salad making song.
Tossing: Throwing song.
Tracing: Song of an investigator.
Washing: Wet song.
Tim Bruening
Confusing: Song of anti-nuclear protesters.
Impressing: Song sung by British as they forced people to serve on their
ships in the early 19th century.
Kissing: Song of love.
Leasing: Real estate song.
Menacing: Threatening song.
Mincing: Song of a butcher.
Musing: Song of a poet.
Oppressing and Repressing: Songs of a dictator.
Pressing: Newspaper song
Pissing: Urine song.
Rinsing: Song of a dish washer.
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40580DF3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Ebola: A nasty computer virus.
> >
> > Ebola: When computers bowl.
> >
> > Emote: A water barrier around a castile that feels your pain.
> >
> > Emote: A very small computer.
> >
> > Emotion: Electronic travel.
> >
> > Emotion: Very moving feelings.
>
> Elapse: Computer hang.
>
> Essential: Erotic pc.
>
> Event: Computer fan.
>
> Evasive: Old pc used to display flowers.
>
> Rambunctious: A memory stick displaying difficult behaviour.
Rambunctious: Male sheep displaying difficult behavior.
Difficult: Religious sect that's hard to get into.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 15:55:10 GMT, David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >In article <405573EB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >
> >> Free Masons: Thoses who build brick walls for free.
> >
> >Free Masons: while supplies last!
>
> Cementing your customer list?
Cementing: Musical streets.
Cementing: Hard bell.
Tim Bruening
Fisher: Marine knight.
Refresher: Cleaning knight.
Vanisher: Disappearing knight.
Varnisher: Furniture knight.
Tim Bruening
Forehead: In favor of oral sex.
Forearm: In favor of guns.
Foreman: In favor of humanity.
Foresee: In favor of oceans.
Tim Bruening
Propain: A masochist.
Foreign: Likes wet weather.
Formica: In favor of any of a group of chemically and physically
related aluminum silicate minerals, common in igneous and
metamorphic rocks, characteristically splitting into flexible
sheets used in insulation and electrical equipment. Phew!
Forbodings: Has more than his fair share of bodings.
Foreskin: Afraid of being flayed, or is it 'Aflayed of being frayed'?
Foregone: In favor of not being here.
Forlorn: Likes nicely manicured areas of grass.
Formaldehide: In favor of damp leather with fungus growing on it.
Falafel: Likes spoons. In fact he's smoothing a football pitch out with
the back of one right now. He likes a level playing-field - and with
goal posts at either end.
Basalt: Salted sheep.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D90278...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Compress: Computer newspaper.
> >
> > Depress: Sad newspaper.
> >
> > Express: Failed paper.
> >
> > Oppress, Repress, and Suppress: Newspapers that follow the party line.
> >
> > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> >
> Elvish Presley: Musical Lord of the Rings newspaper.
Elfish: L-shaped sea animal eaten by elves and hobbits.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42AC23D8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42A7EC1C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4232784A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Jenni Saqua wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Michael Balarama" originally wrote ...
> > > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next
to
me..was
> > a
> > > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > However, one later told me *he* was amazed at the power of
your
awe,
> > > > mighty!
> > > > >
> > > > > How stimulating!
> > > >
> > > > Operation Ore: A Savage attack on Iraq's pædophiles!
> > >
> > > Or an attack against boat paddles.
> > >
> > Oar knot! - Something achieved by Popeye after a large tin of
spinach.
>
> Popeye: Father of a seeing organ.
>
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan.
I bought a pianer for three and a tanner,
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in the middle for Olive to piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
(We made these up at school.)
Bluto: The villain in the Popeye cartoons who has very poor blood
circulation in one of his feet.
Sacramento: Religious foot digit.
nemo
Portfolio: Folder of documents about 40-thighed whine from Poor-2-gal!
nemo
> > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > >
> > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > >
> > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
> >
> > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural
and
> > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> > function taken out?
>
> Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.
Or the David Niven Whisky bank!
nemo
> > >
> > > RUSiriusA wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <v6rpkc...@ixazon.dynip.com>,
> > > > Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > > > > >> Was God's messenger to Noah an Ark Angel?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Speaking of Angels:
> > > > > > Was the reason Noah had to build his ship in
> > > > > > the first place the Ark Sin?
> > > > >
> > > > > I suppose so - then he lay on the deck and got an Ark Tan.
> > > >
> > > > Was it up north that he got the Ark Tic?
> > >
> > > No, he got the Ant Ark Tic in the south.
> >
> > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
>
> A natural log, or a base 10 log?
Is that a pudding Base 10? No landle on a pudding Base 10. They slip off the
table and go on the floor. When I'm mixing stuff I use a sauce pain. Nice
handle 2 key pole doff.
Of course, there are also the Napper Neon logs - for people whose heads
light up orange when they're doing mathSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
And not forgetting the Nipper Neon logs - for people whose HMV gramophone
records light up orange when they're doing mathSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy.
That's why they're not soberstachios! Umyay umyay!
Slithervitz: Spirit drunk by snakes.
This one's from Sir Beer. I think he owns a brewery out there.
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, ancho...@yahoo.com (RJH) found
> these
> > unused
> > > > words floating about:
> > > >
> year's
> > > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split
> the
> > > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > >
> > > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
> > >
> > > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
> > >
> > > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.
> >
> > But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?
>
> I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.
>
> Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.
His mum at breakfast time: "Now E.T. tall up!"
nemo
> > > > >
> > > > > Reduce: The tennis game is tied again.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reduce: Mussolini is back in power.
> > > > >
> > > > > Subtract: A train underwater.
> > > > >
> > > > > Duction: The process of becoming a duck.
> > > > >
> > > > > Conduct: Against ducks.
> > > > >
> > > > > Conduction: Against becoming a duck.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reduction: To become a duck again.
> > > > >
> > > > > Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.
> > > > >
> > > > > Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.
> > > > >
> > > > > Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
> > > >
> > > > Duct Tape. So called because their advertisers didn't know how to
spell
> > > > conduit.
> > > >
> > > > They should have got an ex-prisoner in to do their campaign. If they
had
> > let
> > > > a conduit, it might have come out better.
> > >
> > > Deduct: Demonic water fowl.
> > >
> > > Pounding: 454 gram bell.
> >
> > Gram bell patch: An alternative traffic-slowing measure to speed humps
that
> > aren't.
>
> Speed humps: Fast sex.
RADAR Speed Trap: A net above a road ready for if Gary Burghoff walks
underneath too fast.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068098/
nemo
>
> Palema wrote:
>
> > Our Great Dane sleeps in the Bark-a-lounger
>
> Dazing: Songs between sunrise and sunset.
Or a musical washing powder.
And I'm not tall king about Bluey Knight Tide.
>
> Dozing: Singing female deer.
>
> Docent: Female penny deer.
nemo
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > nemo <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ynotssor wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Sritk" <sr...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:20040301132536...@mb-m03.aol.com
> > > > >
> > > > > > Why isn't Rhode Island surrounded by water?
> > > > >
> > > > > Global war-ming.
> > > >
> > > > War-ming: Hostile chinese vase.
> > > >
> > > > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
> > > >
> > > > Fencing: Singing barrier.
> > > >
> > > Or a singing 100th of a Yuan.
> > >
> > There was someone with loads of Rhode Island puns but he got shot in the
> > Civil War running away.
> >
> > He was a Rhode Island Reb!
>
> Rhode Island Red: Communist in the smallest state.
Rhoda Land Dread: Experienced by people who don't like Jewish comedies.
"Look what my father bought for me! A whole watch!!"
nemo
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > RJH <ancho...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:2a2566aa.04102...@posting.google.com...
> > > > > The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
> year's
> > > > > Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to
> split the
> > > > > winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Cooking the head judge?
> > >
> > > Cooking the cookbooks?
> > >
> > > Cook Book: Very hot book that cooks things.
> >
> > You should get soundly Beeton for that one, the sound being, "Wallop -
> Ouch!
> > Wallop - Owww! Wallop - Eeeek! Wallop - Ooooh! . . . " etc.
> >
> > http://www.oup.co.uk/isbn/0-19-283345-6
> >
> > Isabella Beeton? Isabella Beeton what?
>
> Beeton: 2,000 lb apine.
Its X.O. Skeleton would be so heavy, it wouldn't be able to walk, never mind
get off the ground.
X.O. Skeleton: Mr. Pascoe if there'd been lots of hungry piranhas in the
dockyard when he got hosed into the water from off of the K-sing in 'Down
Periscope'!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47ED886A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:442A1EA3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > > >
> > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > > >
> > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
> > >
> > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural
> and
> > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> > > function taken out?
> >
> > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.
>
> Or the David Niven Whisky bank!
Whisky: Key for a drunken lock?