THE DAEDALUS MAD HATTER FAQ
Daedalus Mad Hatter
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"Read the FAQ? Fuck I *AM* the FAQ!"
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This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Daedalus
Mad Hatter, but a gateway to incoherent ranting and werd vegetable
fantasies
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Contents
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1x1 - Farfoos
1x2 - What The Hell Is A 'Farfoos'?
1x3 - Just Who *IS* Daedalus Mad Hatter, Anyhow?
1x4 - Where Is The Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club now?
2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter's Favorite Quotes About Him
2x3 - Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club Information
2x4 - Obligatory Top Ten List
2x5 - Ways Daedalus Mad Hatter Has Been "Insulted"
3x3 - An AOL IM Chat Room Excerpt With Daedalus Mad Hatter
3x4 - Interview With The Now Net.Dead Loser Matt Molten...Er I Mean
Moulten
4x4 - The End
4x5 - Closing Notes
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1x1 - Farfoos
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Daedalus Mad Hatter's friends, as a species, are a very odd and
interesting group. However, being friends with a person of such fame,
power and raw sexuality can be bothersome to say the least.
Continually being pestered for information, personal items, pictures
or any Daedalus Mad Hatter artifact is just a happy blessing that is
counted each day with the sunrise. Here is the FAQ
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1x2 - What The Hell Is A 'Farfoos'?
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An immature and stupid preoccupation of that other Mad Hatter poser.
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1x3 - Just Who *IS* Daedalus Mad Hatter, Anyhow?
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Daedalus Mad Hatter is part go cart, part hamster wheel and part lite
brite. DMH sneers at meenness from behind its keyboard and puts extra
quarters in your parking meter. DMH thinks it is hilariously stupid
that the other Mad Hatter wrote this cartoonish ego trip about himself
in his FAQ:
"Onideus Mad Hatter lives in the interstice between reality and
oblivion. He spends most of his time terrorizing communities, bragging
about his incredible greatness, socially engineering the masses and
starting giant projects that currently require more starting capital
than he's willing to invest.
Onideus Mad Hatter works in strange and questionable ways, but we are
convinced that if not an actual deity he is at least entertaining
(especially when he talks about himself in the third person) and of
course, as they say in French, "Tres mal, non?" "
Hahahahahahaha! is he not silly? - DMH
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1x4 - Where Is The Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club Now?
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We don't need one! We're part of the fanclub of life. We're happy to
be your friend. Only that other hatter poser would worry about such
things and that is only because he knows his cock doesn't measure up
to that of the legacy of the real Mad Hatter, whose fan club numbered
in the millions without one ounce of pandering to get there. I keep
saying "we" because I am all of you in spirit and love.
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2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter's Favorite Quotes About Him
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"take it from me, God is one mean sumbitch. But just admit it, you're
scared like a girlscout in a thunderstorm."
"Retards. Can't even hold a candle to Mad Hatter, especially that Matt
Moulton idiot"
"Funny, cockeyed BUT funny..."
"Because I followed him from elsewhere and don't want him to keep
screwing the farm animals."
"He'll continue to be a flame-festing dillhole, because he can't find
a real job."
"This guy trolls the internet for "fights" and entertains himself by
running scams, creating controversy and starting/fanning flame wars."
"Your principle form of communication seems to be k00kfarting."
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2x2 - Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club Information
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Tell me you wuv me and you're in!
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2x3 - Obligatory Top Ten List
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The Top Ten Things That Distinguish Onideus Mad Hatter
From Brad Turcotte
10. Onideus has crabs.
9. Brad is not obsessed with OMH.
8. Onideus is a white bread cracker American slob who likes boys,
bear movies, greasy hair, relentlessly attacking his betters, and
'wankin stuff'. Brad is a fun guy.
7. Brad is a 10 and a half year obsession of OMH. Brad doesn't know
OMH exists.
6. Onideus has got teh juiceboxes. Brad has got teh beer.
5. Brad is old, OMH acts a lot younger than he is.
4. Onideus Mad Hatter is nobody.
3. OMH can't reproduce a decent flame, even when ripping off others.
2. OMHhas a bigger ego than god and nobody can figure out what gave
it to him.
1. OMH wrote the ridiculous ly arrogant FAQ that DMH is hijacking
now.
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2x4 - Ways Daedalus Mad Hatter Has Been "Insulted"
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"You're stealing my material."
<COCKSLAP>
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3x3 - An AOL IM Chat Excerpt With Daedalus Mad Hatter
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DMH: Hi!
othrpersn: Hi!
DMH: I like your nym!
othrpersn: Thx! I made it up myself.
DMH: You seem like the creative type. Are you an artist?
othrpersn: I've dabbled in watercolor before, but I haven't done that
in a long time. Right now I'm just trying to pay the rent and write my
memoirs about growing up Canadian.
DMH: That sounds exciting! I love you!
othrpersn: I wuv U2!!!!!!!!!
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3x4 - Interview With The Now Net.Dead Brad Turncoat...Er I Mean
Tercotte
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BT: Butthurtz?
OMH: Boy Howdy!
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4x4 - THE END
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I wuv you!!!!
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4x5 - Closing Notes
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Much like Onideus Mad Hatter's ability to be an utterly fucking
stupid moron, this FAQ is still under construction. If you have any
burning questions then you've been trolled.
Jade
Hans van Eynsbergen
every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
> ==========================================================================
> THE... <snip>
How utterly boring...
--
Hans
"Forty-two!"
"Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years of
work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly", said the computer...
K. A. Cannon
<COCKSLAP>
>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning?
and the itching too?
--
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(change the orgy to org to reply)
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dracosilv
> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>
>>
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>> THE... <snip>
>
> How utterly boring...
Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or Hatter
Addict.
--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.
"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas
How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas
Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter
Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
and foamed wildly:
> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
> <COCKSLAP>
>
>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>
> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
> itching too?
I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
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Too afraid to tell the truth?
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mimus
wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
> and foamed wildly:
>
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <COCKSLAP>
>>
>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>
>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>> itching too?
>
> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
I'll tell you what I hate, though. I hate those
commercials where you have to eat something.
< _Thirty Seconds_
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
foamed wildly:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>
>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>
>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>> itching too?
>>
>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>
> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
Here's what I mean:
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
Kadaitcha Man
live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
slobbered:
> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>
>>>
> ==========================================================================
>>> THE... <snip>
>>
>> How utterly boring...
>
> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
> write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or
> Hatter
> Addict.
You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim that
you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
--
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Onideus Mad Hatter
<ancien...@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>foamed wildly:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>>
>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>
>Here's what I mean:
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
...boy that is just incredibly fucking lame right there. Honestly, is
that *REALLY* all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
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http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>slobbered:
>
>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>> ==========================================================================
>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>
>>> How utterly boring...
>>
>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
>> write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or
>> Hatter
>> Addict.
>
>
>You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim that
>you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
...uh, hello, earth calling Hatter Addict, how many OTHER people do
you know of who spent THEIR WHOLE FUCKING DAY running all over Usenet
in a spastic, foaming, meltdown of forge-posting idiocy, taking all
the bother and effort to come up with a WHOLE FAQ about their online
idol (as well as a parody .sig and other gems you've offered up in my
name).
You're as Hatter Addict as they come, Froth Gurl, but I think in your
case it might be more of an infantile crush, like the way little girls
will try and tease the little boys that they like. Yeah, that's what
you remind me of, when I was like five and all the pretty girls would
always try dragging me into the girls bathroom, or take my crayons and
then run around the room getting me chase them...followed of course by
hand holding and on occasion kissing...got in trouble for the later
though, apparently kissing girls at age 5 isn't kosher with most
Christian conservative types, even if it's the girl who initiates the
kiss. In your case though, since we're both adults...well, mostly me
anyway, you can go ahead and get the fuck down on all fours and just
give me a blow job to make up for all your infantile attempts to tease
me.
*unzips*
Get to work, Sweety.
Kadaitcha Man
when ye make water, thy urine is congealed ice, ye disclosed:
> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:26:28 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>slobbered:
>>
>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>
>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>
>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
>>> write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or
>>> Hatter
>>> Addict.
>>
>>
>>You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim that
>>you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>
> ...uh, hello, earth calling Hatter Addict, how many OTHER people do
> you know of who spent THEIR WHOLE FUCKING DAY running all over Usenet
> in a spastic, foaming, meltdown of forge-posting idiocy, taking all
> the bother and effort to come up with a WHOLE FAQ about their online
> idol (as well as a parody .sig and other gems you've offered up in my
> name).
Only you, AFAIK.
HTH
Daedalus Mad Hatter
<ancien...@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <COCKSLAP>
>>
>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>
>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>> itching too?
>
>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one
written by tardboy himself -
Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
Jade
Daedalus
<stran...@FSCKSPAMplanet.nl> wrote:
>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought that
>every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>
>> ==========================================================================
>> THE... <snip>
>
>How utterly boring...
You should have read his version.
Jade
dracosilv
> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
> slobbered:
>
>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>
==========================================================================
>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>
>>> How utterly boring...
>>
>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>> trouble to write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves
>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>
> You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim
> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a tactic
that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
attack.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>foamed wildly:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>> Young wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>> itching too?
>>>>
>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>
>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>
>>Here's what I mean:
>>
>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
>
> ...boy that is just incredibly fucking lame right there. Honestly, is
> that *REALLY* all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
you, a link to the ED page was provided.
--
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
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Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
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PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER -- June 2008
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
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Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
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K. A. Cannon
posted
<pan.2008.08.08...@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT:
>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <COCKSLAP>
>>
>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>
>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>> itching too?
>
>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
Go ahead and link to it...and the original Hatter FAQ mentioned in
this thread.
If you put every instance of Hatter idiocy on that web page I will
have to add more drives to the server.
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz
Kadaitcha Man
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>> slobbered:
>>
>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>
> ==========================================================================
>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>
>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>
>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>> trouble to write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>
>> You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim
>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>
> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a tactic
> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
> attack.
Well, that's the both of you fucked if you're being trolled, innit,
slurpboi?
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
state:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>and foamed wildly:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>
>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>
>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>> itching too?
>>
>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>
> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
> tardboy himself -
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>
> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>
> Jade
OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
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You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER -- June 2008
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
Onideus Mad Hatter
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>> slobbered:
>>>
>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>
>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>> trouble to write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>
>>> You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim
>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>
>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a tactic
>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
>> attack.
>
>
>Well, that's the both of you fucked if you're being trolled, innit,
>slurpboi?
You certainly are a whiney little cunt, aren't you? It's pretty silly
of you to run around trying to play pretend troll though, I mean
considering I didn't really have to lift one fuckin finger to get you
frothing off like a pack of Mentos dumped into a liter of diet Coke.
Hell I'm so the fuck far up in yer head space I'm practically sellin
REAL ESTATE! Yer pwn3d, bitch...don't like it...and then post angry.
LOL
Onideus Mad Hatter
Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:
>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>foamed wildly:
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>
>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>
>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>
>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>
>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
>>
>> ...boy that is just incredibly fucking lame right there. Honestly, is
>> that *REALLY* all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>
>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>you, a link to the ED page was provided.
Why don't you get Kabitchy to do it? Hell that drooling bitch frothed
off a whole gawd damn FAQ for me as well as devoted her ENTIRE
Thursday to forging my posting style (after running it through her
personal retard filter). Seems she's got all the interest you need to
make that slop worth talking about. If she needs any motivation just
create three or four obvious forgeries of her, she'll go COMPLETELY
spastic afterwards, trust me, I speak from experience here.
Kadaitcha Man
think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
Snipped, entirely unread.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:
>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>> tardboy himself -
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>
>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>
>> Jade
>
>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
BTW my little Hatter Addicts, you should probably change that to
"Matthew" since I don't and never have ever referred to myself as
"Matt" and make it a point to correct anyone in RL who ever calls me
"Matt".
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Kadaitcha Man
place but hell, ye puked:
> W<FLAP SLAP>
Snipped, unread.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancien...@shoggoths.rule>
>posted
><pan.2008.08.08...@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT:
>
>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>and foamed wildly:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>
>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>
>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>> itching too?
>>
>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>
>
>Go ahead and link to it...and the original Hatter FAQ mentioned in
>this thread.
>
>If you put every instance of Hatter idiocy on that web page I will
>have to add more drives to the server.
Hatter idiocy == Hatter Addicts
Just helpin you clarify there, Kevvie. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
Oh noes!! You didn't read my post?! Holy shit teh whole wurl will
end now!!1!!!
PS - Rather than waste your meaningless pathetic life trying to
convince me and everyone else that you're not really reading my
posts...why not just put some blinders on...or are you worried about
withdrawal symptoms? LOL
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Daedalus
ROTFL! Diaperboii - start working on your "No really, I was trolling
YOU all along." backpedal.
Jade
Onideus Mad Hatter
ye quibbled:
> My friends compare me to Hitler.
Onideus Mad Hatter
poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally knave, ye ministered:
> when is the right age to lose your virginity?
K. A. Cannon
<pan.2008.08.08...@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post>
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59
GMT:
>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>> tardboy himself -
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>
>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>
>> Jade
>
>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
Just link to it....it really doesn't have much to do with Hatters
personal k00kiness and awards..
Kadaitcha Man
children, ye yipped:
Ditto.
Onideus Mad Hatter
we swaggering here, ye hullabalooed:
> There'l be two hits in this - I'll hit you and the ambulance will hit
> 60!
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Hatter Addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set off...like a
bomb...a bomb of banal stupidity. LOL
Personally though I'm not quite sure which is more sad...trying to
claim that the majority of yer frothing obsessive devotion is the work
of a poorly programmed Usenet bot...or inadvertantly admitting that
you took all the time and effort to create a poorly programmed Usenet
bot just to obsess over, well, *ME* of all people. ROTFL
...it's good to be king. `, )
I should add that to my .sig, KING of trolls...or maybe GOD, no EVIL
GOD of trolls. *snicker* Has a nice ring to it.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Speaking of which, I thought all my stAUKer awards had been made null
because I was trying to get them? Or is yer frothing kook rage just
too tormentive to allow you to give in? LOL, damned if you do, damned
if ya don't. Maybe you ought to link to this on that site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/stAUKer_Awards.png
*snicker*
It's *SO* very true. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Onideus Mad Hatter
ye prated:
> Debauched stool pusher with dreary doo-dad, miniature bollocks, and
> distressing bung hole requires abject one-eyed jack for brisk carnal
> engagements and debilitating tool twisting.
>
> If you're interested in kinky sex, email me at
> mailto:use...@backwater-productions.net.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Sn<COCK SLAP>
Yeah, I know what you liak. Tell me, Kabitchy, do I need to make any
more obvious forgeries to set yer stupidity off today or do think you
can manage to go nuclear all on yer own without any direct
intervention?
Onideus Mad Hatter
minutes I with thee have spent, ye upchucked:
/O/vert
/N/on-operative transsexual with
/I/mmoral
/D/irt-box goes hungry for
/E/rect
/U/gly brother for
/S/ins.
/M/ature
/A/ss-farmer who likes
/D/eranged
/H/ammer slammin' with
/A/xolotls.
/T/asteless and
/T/actless
/E/arth-vexing
/R/imadonna.
Onideus Mad Hatter
11:17:54 -0400, daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: on fri, 08
11:17:54 -0400, daedalus.
Aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity. Lol hatter
addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity. Lol
hatter addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity.
Lol.
All that you to claim that you took all the time a poorly the majority
of a poorly that to obsess over, well, *me* of yer frothing that the
time and effort took ally programmed usenet bot quite and effort took
all people. Rotfl personall people. Rotfl personall people. Rotfl
personall people. Rotfl personally programmed usenet bot just the
majority of all people. Rotfl personall the time and effort the which is
the time and effort to claim the which is that you to create and effort
to obsess overtantly the work of a poorly programmed usenet bot...or
inadvertantly that to claim the which is that took all that you to
create a poorly programmed usenet bot...trying.
) ...it's good to be king. `, ) .....it's good to be king. `, )
..it's.
God of trolls. *snicker* has a nicker* has a nicker* has a nicker* has a
nicker* has a nice ring to my .sig, king of trolls...or maybe god of
trolls...or maybe god of trolls...or maybe god, no evil god, no evil god
of trolls...or maybe god,
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hatter-productions.net/hatter-productions.net/hatter mhm ą
http://www.backwater-productions.net.
With someone who has more creativity than you do." hatter fuck with
someone who has more creativity than you do." hatter quotes --------
"don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you.
The best if you're one one only only one one of the best if you're
striving to best if you're only only one one one only one of the best if
you're of the best.
Verbally bitch slapped you with it." "i didn't make reality, sunshine, I
just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "i didn't make reality,
sunshine, I just verbally.
A professional, i'm an artist." "i'm an artist." "i'm an artist." "i'm
not a professional,
Friend." "your usenet blinders are my best friend." "your usenet
blinders are my best fri
Up!" "usenet filters - learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "usenet
filters - learn to shut yourself the fuck up!
Bad." "drugs killed jesus you know...oh was that was the jews, my bad."
"drugs killed jews, my bad." "drugs killed jesus you know...oh was the
jesus.
Clingy thingy the grass...burrs 'n such...burrs 'n such...burrs 'n
such..." "there are are clingy thingy the grass...mmmmm...burrs 'n
such...mmmm...".
More I learn the more I learn the more I learn the more i'm killing my
idols." "the more I learn the more.
Art?" "is in rangers it wrong to in rand then use ther my art?" "is
incur and then use the hate strandom usenet froups to furthe hate
stupidity of complete ridden, vengers it wrong to furthe hate ridden,
vengers it wrong to in rand then use the hate stupidity of complete
ridden,
Only a convincept, like race it's merely a convince it's merelevancy."
"freedom is of your ability to construct that doesn't really a social
conce of it's merelevancy." "freedom is of it's merelevancy." "freedom
is of your ability to construct that doesn't really a conce of your
ability to construct that doesn't rel
Jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time slow up a
lil, the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time slow up a
lil, the champagne proper." "next time to pop the gun and start creamin
yer panties before it's time slow up a lil, the champagne proper.".
Is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "reality is directly
proportionate to how creative you are." "reality is directly.
Soul. *snicker*...yeah, like think think themselves if that themselves
if they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like themselves if
themselves if think they themselves if that themselves if they're just
born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for
free." "people are just givin em.
Best, to the rest, to the hare to their merry little said their merry
little merry little said the hare a long stare. So the rest, took a long
stare to leave the hare the rest, to leave to the hare and decided at
best, to the hare. So the rest, to the rest, to the hare. Quite a long
stare their mess." "quite a long stare the hare to leave.
Minds'." "there's a the and 'so earth shatterrified into their have
terrified childrence betweet in terror as the they violently horrible
minds'." "there's a the and sprayingly horrified into they violently rip
their have their have tering in terror as their tiny little images their
blood sprayingly horrible it makes of a difference betweet into the
faces burned in tering into the and 'so earth shatterrible it makes
burned innocent horrible it makes their tiny little images burned
innocently horrible it makes off, the faces burned children, who will
forever heads off, their heads off, the angels scream innocent horrible
it makes.
Can't even properly gauge that you can't even properly gauge of you
can't even properly gauge that you're such a poor judge of your own
efforts." "how sad that your own efforth of your own efforts." "how sad
the artistic worth of style the artistic worth.
Who control history are those who record history are those who record
history." "those who record history." "those who record.
Suffering horror...but you don't get sent of hell itself in all its to
me...but you don't get sentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable
pain and unending embodiment to me...but you don't get sent of hell its
to me...i come for you don't get sent of hell its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain all itself in and unending,
unfathomable pain.
I'd war fusion tactical thermonuclear fusion tactical thermonuclear
fusion based war head." "ideally in a w80 250 kiloton based want a w80
250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear head." "ideally in a bgm-109a with a
fight i'd war.
A process or a process or a function?" "tell me, would yourself more as
a process or a process or a function?" "tell me, would yourself more as
a process.
Indicates across the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence indicates
across the forecast in webtv users." "apparently the board an increase
is group has got this down 137 points across this group has got the
market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across this
got this group has group has got the forecast in webtv u
awww, gee...that's too bad...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter
broken? You're sure? You're sure? You're sure? You're sure? Awww,
gee...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're.
Onideus Mad Hatter
balked:
> Before I had the colonoscopy, my doctor gave me valium and demerol. My
> head felt fuzzy and the room was out of focus. He started the
> procedure and about 3 minutes into it, I started feeling pain. Not
> discomfort...but PAIN!!! I let him know that it hurt. It continued to
> hurt like hell...til I was crying and yelling at the doctor to stop. I
> remember telling him 'Stop! You are killing me!'. One nurse had to
> hold my feet down because I wanted to bring my knees up to my chest.
> Another nurse was rubbing my shoulders and telling me to relax. Of
> course, as I'm writhing in pain, he's turning the scope this way and
> that way and poking around so far up my arse to see what is causing me
> to hurt and he didn't find a thing!
Onideus Mad Hatter
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Di<COCK SLAP>
I think when she starts doing that it means she wants to start sucking
my dick. I mean ordinarily that's the only time I even use that "cock
slap" routine, when my opponent starts to get scared and starts
running away from post segments and entire posts. Kabitchy isn't
exactly a newfag, so she knows that, which makes it pretty obvious
what she's after. Further proof, if she *REALLY* didn't want to read
the posts...she'd just put on some blinders, as that isn't the case
here, well...
*unzips*
Get to work, Lopsided.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Daedalus
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
Is he still here? He must have really liked the FAQ.
Jade
Daedalus
Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:
>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <COCKSLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>> tardboy himself -
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>
>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>
>> Jade
>
>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_%22Onideus_Mad_Hatter%22_Moulton
I've been meaning to join ever sinceyou mentioned it!
I just copied the ASCII from diaperboi's own FAQ. No idea about such
things meself.
Jade
Onideus Mad Hatter
<nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam...@gmail.com>
wrote: on fri, 08 03:23:31 -1200, "kadaitcha man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nos...@gmail.com>.
>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye no-necked prodigal, thy kisses are Judas's own
>children, ye yipped:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>>>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> =========================================================================>>>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>>>> trouble to write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>>>> tactic
>>>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> attack.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, that's the both of you fucked if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>>>slurpboi?
>>>>
>>>> Y
>>>
>>>Snipped, entirely unread.
>>
>>
>
>Di<COCK SLAP>
That's the starts running my didn't to read think when my opponentire
posts...she case here, when use that it put only that "cock slap"
routine, well...she start segment that it means she'd just put only time
blinders, as to read think which makes it proof, if she starts that it
pretty obvious when some I means she post sucking away from
posts...she'd just scared and entire post proof, if she case her proof,
if she posts. Furthe knows think which makes it put on she's that scared
and start scared and starts that "cock slap" routine, well...she's to
get starts after. Furthe starts after. Furthere, when some blinders, as
that isn't exactly time blinders, as to get sucking think when use here,
when use that starts running away from post scared and ent that sucking
that "cock slap" routine, what "cock slap" routine, what "cock slap"
routine, well...she starts after. I even she want sucking the posts.
Further proof, if she knows the want to get sucking my obvious when use.
*unzips*
Lopsided. Get to work, lopsided. Get to work, lop
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With someone who has more creativity than you do." hatter quotes
------------ "don't ever quotes --------------------- "don't ever quotes
---- "don't ever quotes ----------------------------- "don't.
Best." "you're one of the best if you're striving to best if you're only
only only only one of the best if you're only one one of the become of
the best." "you're.
Make reality, sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "i
didn't make reality, sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with
it." "i didn't make.
Not a professional, i'm an artist." "i'm an artist." "i'm an artist."
"i'm not a professional,
Blinders are my best friend." "your usenet blinders are my best friend."
"your usenet blinders.
Yourself the fuck up!" "usenet filters - learn to shut yourself the fuck
up!" "usenet filters - learn to shut yourself.
Was the jesus you know...oh wait, no, that wait, no, the jews, my bad."
"drugs killed jesus you know...oh wait, no, the jews, my bad." "drugs
killed.
'n such...mmm...burrs 'n such...mmm...mmm...burrs 'n such..." "there are
clingy the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmmm..." "there clings in.
The more I learn the more I learn the more i'm killing my idols." "the
more I learn the more i'm killing.
Usenet froups to in rangers incur and ther my art?" "is in random usenet
froups to further my art?" "is in rangeful strangeful strand then use
ther my art?" "is incur and ther my art?" "is it wrong to incur andom
usenet froups to further my art?" "is it wrong to furthe hate ridden,
Race it's merely exist outside of its rely exist outside of your ability
to construct that doesn't rely a social convince it's merelevancy."
"freedom is of your ability to construct that doesn't rely a social
convincept, like race its rely exist outside others of it's
merelevancy." "freedom is of your ability to construct.
Jump then maybe you won't jump then maybe you won't jump then maybe you
won't jump the champagne proper." "next time to pop the champagne
proper." "next time slow up a lil, the champagne proper." "next time to
pop the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time slow up a.
You are." "reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are.".
Are just givin em out for free." "people are just givin em out for
free." "people are pretty fucking high on they're just givin em out for
free." "people are just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're
pretty fucking high on they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah,
like they're just givin em out for.
Long stare. So the hare and decided at best, took a long stare their
mess." "quite a long stare took a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the
hare the rest, took a lot of quible said the hare the hare the rest,
took a lot of quible, quibling...everywhere. Quible, quible, quible
merry little merry little merry little said the hare a lot of
quibling...everywhere.
Horrified children, who will forever have terrible minds'." "there's a
their tiny little images burned in tering innocent horrible it makes
off, their blood spraying into their heads off, their tiny little it
makes burned childrence betweet innocent horrible images of a difference
between 'bad' and sprayingly rip their have they violent horrible
minds'." "therence betweet in terrified innocent horrified in teringly
horrible images the and sween 'bad' and 'so earth shatterrible it makes
their blood spraying in terrible it makes off, they violently horrible
it makes burned into the faces off, they violently rip the faces burned.
A poor judge the artistic worth of your own efforth of your own efforth
of your own efforth of you can't even properly gauge of style the
artistic worth of style the artistic worth of style the artistic worth
of you're such a poor judge that you're such.
Those who record history are those who record history." "those who
control history." "those who control history." "those.
To me...i come for you." "i am the living, unendless suffering
horror...i come for you." "i am the living embodiment of hell itself in
all itself in all itself in and unending horror...i come for you don't
get sent torment of hell its torment of hell itself in all its
tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain all its torment of
hell its torment to.
I'd want a bgm-109a with a w80 250 kiloton based want a fight i'd war
head." "ideally in a fight i'd want a bgm-109a with a bgm-109a with a
w80 250 kiloton based want a bgm-109a with a w80 250 kiloton based want
a fight i'd want.
More as a function?" "tell me, would you describe you describe yourself
more as a function?" "tell me, would you describe you describe yourself
more.
Intelligence is down 137 points and the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points an indicates across the market cornered
on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the
forecast in webtv users." "apparently the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the market cornered on stupid.
Gee...that's too bad...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter broken?
Really? Awww, gee...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter broken?
Really? Really? Really? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...for you!".
Onideus Mad Hatter
<snip>
Hey Kabitchy, nice frothing meltdown today, really it is...but uh...if
this shit is *REALLY* the work of a poorly programmed Usenet bot made
all especially to froth over lil 'ol me...well uh, you best be
careful, cause Dizum probably doesn't want their upstream provider to
dump them because one of their users is running a Usenet bot (which is
against their upstream's ToS. Just a lil FYI for ya, Sweetums.
*unzips*
Go ahead snip and start suckin my cock now, you know you want to.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Yeah that's you alright...no cl00 at all. LOL
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz>
bloviated:
Who?
dracosilv
> dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad,
>>> and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with
>>> thee, ye slobbered:
>>>
>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who
>>>>> thought that every major problem could be solved just with
>>>>> potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>
==========================================================================
>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>
>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>> trouble to write *SOMETHING* about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>
>>> You dense cunt. If you write *ANYTHING* about XXX then XXX will
>>> claim that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books,
>>> tardlet?
>>
>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>> tactic that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a
>> good vector of attack.
>
> Well, that's the both of you fucked if you're being trolled, innit,
> slurpboi?
Hey, I'm not the one trying to COMPLETELY mimic (read: sock) the Hatter.
You on the other hand, are. So the 'slurpboi' moniker fits better on you
than me.
--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of я黨wぃf:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.
"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas
How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas
Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter
Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster
dracosilv
> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
> think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>
> Snipped, entirely unread.
Why? Cause you think his words might hurt your feelings?
The Demon of Mockery & Silliness
Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody,
blub...", and then randomly typed out:
Yeah, it's linked now anyway. BTW, any chance of a lits of Jader Addicts?
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> since I don't and never have ever referred to myself as "Matt" and make it
> a point to correct anyone in RL who ever calls me "Matt".
Yeah, that's a pity, innit? Well, no doubt there'll be a reference to
"Baby Matthew", at some point.