TSA Results to Date:
Hagar
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3
Spineless Liberals: too many to list
Wow ... do I feel secure now !!!
Cujo DeSockpuppet
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I take it that the saucerheads are included in there.
Hagar
"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
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Unfortunately, there was no category for "Nightbats" ....
ChasNemo
> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
So your family is safe.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
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or Holeflappers...or goathumpers...
Larry Kroger
Hagar
"Larry Kroger" <an...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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You might just have something there ... Bawney Fwank,
Faggot, Mass., always enjoys a good TSA groin grope,
especially when they look for contraband where the
"Sun don't shine" ...
Brad Guth
You forgot about the global cost of at least $500 billion and counting
as based upon an average all-inclusive TSA cost of $250,000/yr per
person employed as such (including their infrastructure, outfitting,
those spendy new full-body and gamma scanners plus all of them dogs
that are a whole lot smarter than most of their human handlers.
There most likely were a few diverted or foiled threats because of TSA
and others similar around the world. But then ZNR/Mafia rednecks like
yourself and other GOP blowhards never view anything as a serious
threat unless it's about to flood, burn or tip-over your 4th hand
trailer that had seen a whole lot better days as of decades ago.
Perhaps what TSA needs to do is hire rogue agents in order to entrap
others as potential threats. At least that's what our CIA and FBI
does in order to prove how good they supposedly are, and why we need
to keep paying them.
Is DHS already a thing of the past?
~ BG
Brad Guth
> "Larry Kroger" <a...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
What other than cheese would TSA find in your body cavities?
Hagar
"Brad Guth" <brad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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~ BG
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As I said, only a seasoned faggot like Barney Frank, who
enjoys regular strokings of his cajones (by hands other than
his own) would have anything positive to say about TSA ...
and you, of course.
Notroll2012
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~ BG
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You Repugs love the TSA. It's permits so many, doing so little, the
opportunity to suck on the taxpayer's teat.
Brad Guth
> "Brad Guth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
I'm not the least bit in favor of TSA, when flying nude pretty much
uncovers any debauchery plot that you or anyone else can think of.
Of course we might otherwise expect our CIA/MI6 and the FBI to be
doing their jobs, but then again those are lifetime employed and
extremely well benefited jobs with nifty COL insurance to boot, so
there's no real point in expecting any of them to actually accomplish
whatever they're supposedly hired to do, just like our kosher approved
SEC wasn't supposed to pay any attention to more than a decade of
Ponzi Madoff red flags.
~ BG
Brad Guth
> "Hagar" wrote in message
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Exactly, whereas the GOP unemployables get their ticket to ride with
damn little if any risk involvement other than getting bitch slapped
by church ladies that don't like being cavity groped or their private
parts otherwise imaged or messed with.
~ BG
Hagar
~ BG
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You really must love to hear (read, rather) yourself rant and rave in total
ignorance and complete absence of any facts ... sort of like that other
dunce,
noTroll2012, who has taken to sending me personal, albeit unappreciated
messages to my Email address. I guess he thinks he can make a faggot
out of me, like he has of you, GuthBall. At least you're only stupid, as in
mis-arranged neurons, whereas noTroll id just plain running on empty.
The threat of having to find a job drove him over the edge.
LCC
LOL Willard - Tear em up!
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Hagar
~ BG
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Take a vacation from the crack, you moron ... you're hallucinating
again, as in stringing together totally unrelated subjects. The only
items missing were Venus and Waldo, and towing the Moon to
L1. Please give us a rest from your abject nothingness.
Brad Guth
Here I'm 100% agreeing with the original topic that was 100% redneck
silly to begin with. Apparently there's just no winning with cranky
ant Hagar at the helm of her good ZNR/GOP ship LOLLIPOP.
~ BG
Brad Guth
Perhaps what TSA needs to do is hire rogue agents like Hagar in order
to entrap
others as potential threats. At least that's what our CIA and FBI
does in order to prove how good they supposedly are, and why we need
to keep paying them.
Is DHS already a thing of the past?
Here I'm 100% agreeing with the original topic that was 100% redneck
Hagar
"LCC" <clayl...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Lonnie Courtney Clay
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Fighting a battle of wits with unarmed opponents just isn't as much fun as
it
used to be ... there were some witty exchanges in the past, but this new
batch
of Liberal breast-fed loons just haven't got the presence of mind to get out
of
the rain, much less can they come up with a funny retort ... but then look
at their
idols, Nancy, Harry, Henry, Hussein .....
Hagar
~ BG
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Have you tried blowing yourself ??? I mean since nobody else would do it,
even as an act of desperation ... it might just give you a much needed
re-adjustment ... mentally, that is ...