Random Thoughts
HVAC
·?? I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
· More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all
I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I
can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly
involves me.
· ?? Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
· I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to
drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with
flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
· ?? Have you ever been walking down the street and realized
that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are
supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking
back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do
something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture
and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area
thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
· I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
· ?? The letters T and G are very close to each other on a
keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently
I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
·??? Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and
it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that
would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but
how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or
message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are
soft.
· ?? There is a great need for sarcasm font.
· Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was
younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on
when I first saw it.
· ?? I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it
actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up
wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
only one who really, really gets it.
· How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
· I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each
hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
· I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
·?? The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m
trying to finish a text.
· ?? A recent study has shown that playing beer pong
contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at
it.
· ?? Was learning cursive really necessary?
· ?? Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have
nothing else to say".
·?? I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.
·??? Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on
a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
· ??? My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the
Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads,
I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you
hate us." Classy, bro.
· Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street
smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
· ?? How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
· ?? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers!
· ??? While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road
and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
· MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
· Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.
· I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get
in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
· ?? Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
· I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
tired.
· Bad decisions make good stories
· ??? Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out
that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning
who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures?
Don't mind if I do!
·??? Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier &
sluttier every year?
·??? If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their
offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
· ?? Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room
has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so
incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this
shouldn't be a problem....
· You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment
at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing
anything productive for the rest of the day.
· ??? Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after
DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
· There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure
you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
· ??? I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper
that I swear I did not make any changes to.
· "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
this ever.
· ?? I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of
people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but
will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we
weren’t watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get
up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
· While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally
for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly
certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed.
· I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times
and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?
· I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
·?? When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning
something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some
light internet stalking.
· ?? I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on
shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
· Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal
cruising speed for pedophiles...
· As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate
cyclists.
· Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is.
· It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
· I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
· I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have
a kid, I find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment will
stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
· Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know
what do to with it.
· Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my a$$ everyone can find and push the
Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
first time every time...
· ?? My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad
what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond
to that?
· ?? It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on
CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
· I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that
everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
· I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
· I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
vtcapo
You have too much time on your hands.......
RT
BradGuth
More like he has too much pecker in his hands, as well as hard drugs
in his system.
The HVAC rehab clinic does however provide a reliably good internet
server.
~ BG
Hagar
"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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RT
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You could read all that without stuttering ???
I'm impressed ....
Hagar
"BradGuth" <brad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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~ BG
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GuthBall, has it ever occurred to you that nobody really gives a rat's
ass what your opinion is on anything ???
H.
"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Only an idiot with to much time on his hands would have
responded to this post.
H.
H.
BradGuth
> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
According to my topic/reply hits as reported by my "7-day activity",
as well as the times when the bandwidth is maxed out directly after
I've posted something, that not true.
~ BG
Hagar
~ BG
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That's because your shit gives the Internet indigestion, thus
severely hogging bandwidth ... has nothing to do with content.
BradGuth
Here a "random thought"; Hagar sucks and blows, but then most parrot
clowns do.
Not a soul on Earth is required to read any of my stuff, but
apparently lots do. I only wish a few would bother to return the
favor by offering their support on my behalf.
~ BG
vtcapo
Got me......
RT
BDK
@i12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, brad...@gmail.com says...
I read it, hoping that someday, somehow, I will somehow begin to
understand what you're going on about.
Hasn't happened yet. All I know is you keep talking about jews, even
when they don't have anything to do with the subject at hand.
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BDK..
Leader of the nonexistent paid shills.
Non Jew Jew Club founding member.
Former number one Kook Magnet, title passed to Iarnrod.
BradGuth
> In article <8d0a7c46-46cb-489e-93d0-93f2c9c92144
Unlike yourself and others of the Zionist Nazi kind that only know how
to suck and blow, as forever cloaked as pretend-Atheists, whereas I
exist as a real honest to God person that can be contacted, as in one
on one and in real time none the less.
Your narrow mindset and obciously skewed perception that the entire
world outside of your private cartel/cabal is somehow out to get all
Jews is rather pathetic, but expected because of you past and present
day actions.
~ BG
Larry
@m1g2000vbi.googlegroups.com:
> It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
>
Sometimes you find a post that just HAS to go to your email distro list,
unedited.....
Thanks....from all of us.
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Larry
Larry
news:15mdnThNvOXdvX_X...@giganews.com:
> You could read all that without stuttering ???
> I'm impressed ....
>
>
I'll be impressed when he finds out how to highlight just a tiny piece of a
long message so he doesn't have to quote all 1,827 lines to say, "thanks".
People who DON'T know how to truncate text should be REQUIRED by
international law to TOP POST!
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Larry