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Obama has caused the Kepler to explode, BY ALIENS!!!!!!
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Thrinaxodon
May 19, 2013, 6:44:21 AM5/19/13
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Obama, was at AREA 51�, negotiating, with
ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI�, and
disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the
Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
him.
ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI�, and
disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the
Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
him.
wiki trix
May 22, 2013, 2:54:33 PM5/22/13
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On May 19, 6:44�am, Thrinaxodon <biolo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Obama, was at AREA 51 , �negotiating, with
that point in time there was no such evidence remaining. None. That
means that any evidence that you now have must have been fabricated
since then. Which means that what you say is not factual. OK. No
surprise then.
> Obama, was at AREA 51 , �negotiating, with
> ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
> you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
> He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI , and
> He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
> you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
> disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the
> Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
> Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
> receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
> access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
> him.
I see. So, you say that Obama left no evidence that it was him. So at
> Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
> Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
> receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
> access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
> him.
that point in time there was no such evidence remaining. None. That
means that any evidence that you now have must have been fabricated
since then. Which means that what you say is not factual. OK. No
surprise then.
Thrinaxodon
May 22, 2013, 3:09:56 PM5/22/13
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Aliens, and Mario has it in secret records. It is written down, by
Obama, himself, to keep the info' classified.
wiki trix
May 22, 2013, 4:21:14 PM5/22/13
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