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Hägar
May 22, 2013, 8:59:47 PM5/22/13
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This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tyler, Texas -that won the World's
Shortest Essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at Texas A & M University for his imagination
and humor. It's an example of absolute brilliance......
A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the
following elements:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Mental Disability
4) Physical Disability
5) Racism
6) Homosexuality
The prize-winner wrote……
….."'My God", sobbed the Queen, "That retarded one-legged nigger is a
queer."
Shortest Essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at Texas A & M University for his imagination
and humor. It's an example of absolute brilliance......
A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the
following elements:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Mental Disability
4) Physical Disability
5) Racism
6) Homosexuality
The prize-winner wrote……
….."'My God", sobbed the Queen, "That retarded one-legged nigger is a
queer."
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