It's that evil George Bush and his Dick, Cheney who have suppressed the
truth about UFOs since the late 1800s. However, Henry the "K" is in the
process of negotiating negotiations to negotiate an end to this tom-foolery.
John Kerry will lead the charge, by greasing the skids with excess Botox,
squeezed from the lips of that walking wonder of plastic surgery, Nancy
Pelosi. Obama will slap a landing fee tax on the Aleeuns' spaceships,
which should convince them to go crank up the gas burners and float
back to Venus, using maps provided by that wunderkind of astrological
science, GuthBall, aka Brad "I love the smell of Venusian Sulfur" Guth.