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How To Turn Your Volkswagen Minibus Into A UFO - Particle Physics - A Few Notes Revision 02-22-10 11:40 a.m.

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Particle Physics - A Few Notes Revision 02-22-10 11:40 a.m.

Question: How do you slow down a space craft?

Answer: With your thumb, if it is not moving very fast.

Best Answer: There may be many ways to slow down a space craft, but
one here I'll mention is to just bring down the positively charged
thruster voltages for energies traveling through the superconductor
forward thrusters. As you do that, a counter force will develop in the
superconductor, the transducer. The luminosity of the superconductor
will decline as the counterforce increases. With fewer and fewer
incoming energy particles, the counter force will slowly reach a
static level of conductivity.

At or at about the same time you started the first proceedure, turn on
your reverse direction propulsion system and you will get reverse
thrust that should slow your space craft to a complete stop. Please
turn on the reverse thrusters, slowly, and cautiously, and be very
careful you keep your space craft in one piece. If you push a high
positively charged electrical energy current through the reverse
thrust superconductors the space craft won't be good for anything but
scrap as it will fall to pieces. When it slows down all the way, the
craft may begin moving backwards in a reverse manner, if you overdo
the reverse direction superconductor thruster(s). It will take some
experience on your part to get it right, and a whole lot of
booklearning, too.

Question: How Do You Get A Space Craft To Glitter And Glow Purplish
and Violet Colors

Answer: The antigravity superconductor overhead plate should have
about 650,000 amperes of negatively charged electricity pushed through
the negative side of it.

At the same time, the positive gravity conductor below your feet
should have 650,000 positively charged amperes to the power of 10
(ten) driven through its positive side.

When you do this, the ship will begin to glitter and glow, violet to
purple energies all over it, arching and sparking. You may wish to
take a photo of it, as it is very awesome, and I am not exagerating.
There is nothing to worry about, except for the passengers. The
passengers should take the necessary steps to ground themselves inside
the space craft so as to not become a conductor of electrical
energies.

Normally, these plates are separated by thirty feet or more, and all
precautions are taken to make sure the passengers are properly
grounded.

If the hull of the ship and it's wings if it has any are made of a
nice, shiny metal, it will look very pretty.

This will set up a gravitational field that stretches from here on
planet Earth, to a little past Pluto. It's all you need as far as
gravitational fields are concerned for put putting around our solar
system.

Question: How Do You Set Up A Real Time TransGalactical
Telecommunications System?

Answer: You will need about fifty million volts of positively charged
electricity for sending, and about the same amount of negatively
charged electricity for recieving, as you are going to send your
signal across the Milky Way, and past the next five galaxies and
possibly beyond in real time in an attempt to find someone to talk to.

You will need two superconductors for telecommunications purposes. You
are going to send a current of fifty million volts through your
superconducter on the positively charged side of your superconductor
to send your signal out. You are also going to send into the negative
side of a superconductor fifty thousand volts of negatively charged
electricity.

The superconductor is not going to be used for the purpose of
propulsion, so you will need to choose a suitable superconductor with
a high counterforce. A high counterforce will allow electric energies
and resource sub atomic super particles to pass through the
superconductor without stopping for a moment. They will flow in and
flow out and along to their destination.

For a fifty million volts positively charged superconductor, you could
use a piece of Feldspar, for instance, in the amount of 48 ounces. You
need to run the electrictity through the positivey charged side of the
superconductor, feldspar.

On the negatively charged side of your telecommunications equipment,
you will need to push fifty million volts of negatively charged
electrical energies through the negatively charged side of your 48
ounces of feldspar superconductor transducer.

As worker kids who do the leg work, speeding out and across the
galaxies you will need a small resource supply of platinum that is
oriented so that the positively charged side of the platinum is
situated so that the sub atomic super particles in the positively
charged side of the platinum are close to the positvely charged
rectivier encoder.

AS the worker kids who do the leg work, speeding out and across the
galaxies you will need a small resource supply of platinum that is
oriented so that the negatively charged side of the platinum is
situated so that the sub atomic super particles in the negatively
charged platinum are close to the negatively charged rectifier
decoder.

You will need to know the approximate distance to your target for
telecommunications purposes. If you want to send out a call to the
fluffy galaxy I mentioned about elsewhere with lots of people living
in it that is about due south of me at about forty degrees above the
horizon at a little past dusk, at night, estimate the distance, and
adjust your equipment so that at about the half way point, the
positively charged kids lose their positive charge, and travel the
remainder of the distance as negatively charged sub atomic super
particles platinum kids. You do not want to overshoot your target with
voltages that are too high.

In the same way, on the negatively charged side of the
telecommunications equipment, set your target distance so that the sub
atomic super particles will just land on the planet, and not pass it
by. Half way out they will loes their negative charge and they will
make the remainder of the distance positively charged.

This arrangement, meeting at the halfway point and then shifting their
positive to negative charges, or negative to positive charges is for
the sake of clarity of communication. If you push up the electrical
energy currents too high, the half way point may end up being on the
other side of the target planet, or farther.

You need them to meet up in the middle, and then once they do their
shift, or switch, the positive to the negative, and the negative to
the positive, they will meet up with the sub atomic super particles
coming from the target planet, and they will have a natural attraction
for each other, and the shifted now positively charged sub atomic
super particles worker kids will find their way back down the route to
your telecommunications equipment, and into the negatively charged
super conductor, and to the negatively charged rectifier decoder.

As I said, you will need two rectifiers. One for encoding voice
signals from you through a microphone, to the encoding rectifier that
is powered by positive electrical energies, and one for decoding the
return signals that will be charged with negatively charged energy
particles.

To explain, briefly. Sub atomic particles go zipping out, positively
charged, and about halfway to the listener, if the transmitter is set
properly for the correct distance, the subatomic super particles do a
shift, and they lose their positivity. They then become negatively
charged. This is just how it works in particle physics, and there are
reasons, so when you get your textbooks written for you, you can study
more about this.

You also need a bunch of sub atomic sized genius particles, who are
very handsome and cute, the ladies, that is. You can get this resource
by putting down by the rectifier, a gold coin, or a platinum bracelet,
a silver necklace, and so forth. The gold sub atomic particles are
fairly speedy, and do their work well, so that is really all you need
in terms of sub atomic worker helpers assisting you in your
telecommunications activities.

These little particles, you will think I'm nutso, saying this, but
these tiny particles are alive, and so I say, the men are handsome,
and the women are cute. Actually, discerning their sexual identity is
another lesson in particle physics.

Did you know that molecules are also alive. Well they are, and we just
don't know how they do it, but they are bathed in radiations that
allow them to feed themselves. I suppose they poo poo, too, but I
won't get into that, right now.

Once you put down by the positively charged rectifier a piece of gold
with it oriented in such a way that that the positive side of the
piece of gold is clossest to the positively charged rectifier, that
resource will be used up slowly by the fifty million volts of
positively charged electrical energies kids as they move swiftly
through the positive side of a super conductor, a transducer and pull
the speedy gold positively charged subatomic superparticle kids with
the electrical energies kids to their destination.

I mentioned before that there were subatomic particles ranging at
around twenty five million. I don't want to scare you away, but that
is only the begining. In different parts of our universe, different
elements are available in greater or lesser supplies, or maybe in
nearly no amounts, or possibly none at all. As you discover the new
element kids in our big universe, you start to realize that the
numbers of sub atomic elements kids are a little bit more than I
stated. There are particles of all types and sizes. Recognizing them,
once you learn how that is done, will help you to utilize the best
ones for your particular activity, whether it is intergalactic
communication, or transuniversal communication. That is, from one end
of the universe to the other. You can do it, that is, make a phone
call to the other side of our universe, if you find the speedier kids
in our universe, and there are a lot of them, off hand, here on Earth,
we can start with about twenty five thousand of them, and you haven't
met the really exotic ones, yet.

Sub atomic particles also get smaller in size, the more you look for
them to find out what they are up to. As they get smaller, and this is
not a joke, they increase in numbers. Anyway, they are all alive, too,
and all the kids in the universe, the molecular kids on down to the
sub atomic kids, to down to the tinier kids than them, and so on, they
are all alive, and doing well, and you'll find out one day about some
very interesting groups of kids, for example, the ones who are there
who tell you how to get from point a to point b. They are all over our
universe, and it is a true web or infrastructure design arrangement of
blinking lights, and signalling kids, and who knows what else, but
they will get a nice space ship compass to react and to point in the
direction in which you want to go, if you don't want to get lost.

By the way, subatomic particle kids all have special signatures. Some
make sounds of this kind or of that kind, or they move in this way, or
in that way, and if you get technical about it, there are ways to find
their harmonics, and when you identify some of them by their
harmonics, that will help you to identify them with more certainty.
Reading their signatures aids scientists in identifying them.

Getting back to our discussion about intergalactic communication, your
recieving end should be powered up by fifty million negatively charged
volts of electricity through the negative side of a superconductor.
That will help the little children find their way into your reciever
set. You need to run a negatively charged rectifier along with it.
With that set up, your energies kids will come running back to you,
through your superconductor, and into your decoding negatively charged
rectifier.

That's kind of a beginner's guide to long distance communication
technology. The scientists among you will be able to figure it out.

Be careful, again, and don't electrocute yourself, as that hurts, and
you may stop breathing, and someone will have to call 911, and you may
end up in a hospital for a recovery.

John Ayres

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