More Bullshit From Me - Dustin Cook

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Dustin Cook

Nov 3, 2014, 4:24:56 PM11/3/14

From: Dustin <>
Newsgroups: alt.politics.scorched-earth
Subject: Re: PING: Dustin
Date: Wed, 5 Jun 2013 20:58:43 +0000 (UTC)
Organization: Not so graceful and not so organized either. Never was and probably never will be.
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"Eagle" <> wrote in news:konvmk$7v9$

> on 6/5/2013, Dustin supposed :
>> "BurfordTJustice" <> wrote in news:kons53$grd$1@dont-
>>> Bravado and Bullshit....just can not stop can you?
>> No bullshit or bravado in my post. I can shoot just like I described. I
>> can make a can dance in the air and on the ground, without skipping a
>> beat.
>> I can make my lever action fire fast enough that you'd think it's a
>> fucking semi auto AND still hit what I'm aiming at, each time.
> <holding nose from the bullshit stink>

No bullshit about it. I'm a damn good shot. Lots of practice. Lemme help
your dumbass out, so I don't school you in this subject like I did with
your toy.

I shot 10,000 rounds the first day I got the gun home. that's ten THOUSAND
22LR shells, in a single afternoon.

I've probably fired hundreds of thousands more thru it by now. It holds 17
LR rounds. At a distance of 120 yards out, I might miss ONCE. Seriously. If
I scope it, I'll never miss.

Anon Coward's response -

There are 60 minutes in an hour. In 24 hours there are 1440 minutes
in a day.

if you fired 10,000 rounds in 10 hours, that would mean you have to
had fired 1,000 rounds an hour.

1,000 rounds an hour divided by 60 minutes in an hour means 16.666
rounds a minute. That means he had to have shot off a round every
3.6 seconds.

Now - 10 hours is not an "afternoon" of shooting. And this figure
left him no time for reloading, scratching his nether regions, nor
much of anything else.

What I would like to know is where does "Pinocchio" DuckTurd place
his nose so it doesn't cover up the sights. Oh - I forgot. He's
"Buffalo" DuckTurd. He doesn't have to aim.

Jax, you and this "Buffalo" DuckFart boi ought to go on TV. You'd
take the Emmy Award for the top comedy show.

Just saying....

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