Jaded Laws
Beth Jones
don't exhibit any violence toward each other during or after the sexual act
is committed. But with any luck this year
their may be as many as ten states that adopt the new laws.
.:\:/:.
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:=.' - - '.=:
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theoneflasehaddock
Beth Jones wrote:
>
> .:\:/:.
> .:\:\:/:/:.
> :.:\:\:/:/:.:
> :=.' - - '.=:
> '=(\ 9 9 /)='
> ( (_) )
> /`-vvv-'\
> / \
> / /|,,,,,|\ \
> /_// /H\ \\_\
Really, what the hell IS that thing?
--
theoneflasehaddock
Offender of the Faith.
A reel Troll.
Damn grass-gropin, tree-huggin, elf-suckin, dandelion-eatin,
pacifistic, new-age, massmedia, oppositionally-defiant,
counter-culture, wannabe fluffybunnies anyhow....
Don't like my postings? post and whine about it.
(J00 HAVVE VIOLATE D YOUR TERMMS OF ZERVICE (KEEYWERD: TOSSAQ))
Parse Tree
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>
>
> Beth Jones wrote:
> >
> > .:\:/:.
> > .:\:\:/:/:.
> > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
> > :=.' - - '.=:
> > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
> > ( (_) )
> > /`-vvv-'\
> > / \
> > / /|,,,,,|\ \
> > /_// /H\ \\_\
>
>
>
> Really, what the hell IS that thing?
A troll, I think.
Crazy Mullet
"Parse Tree" <acc...@domain.extension> wrote in message
news:JGWpa.4112$2g5.5...@news20.bellglobal.com...
There's something wrong with its forearms.
Jade
>
>
JIGSAW1695
"Parse Tree" <acc...@domain.extension> wrote in message
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> "theoneflasehaddock" <fuc...@now.dammit> wrote in message
> news:3EA83648...@now.dammit...
> >
> >
> > Beth Jones wrote:
> > >
> > > .:\:/:.
> > > .:\:\:/:/:.
> > > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
> > > :=.' - - '.=:
> > > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
> > > ( (_) )
> > > /`-vvv-'\
> > > / \
> > > / /|,,,,,|\ \
> > > /_// /H\ \\_\
> >
> >
> >
> > Really, what the hell IS that thing?
>
> A troll, I think.
===============================
It is Dezi after his wife walked into the bathroom and caught him spanking his
monkey.
Note the correct spelling of the "spanking"
Jigsaw
Desmond Coughlan
<fuc...@now.dammit> wrote:
> > .:\:/:.
> > .:\:\:/:/:.
> > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
> > :=.' - - '.=:
> > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
> > ( (_) )
> > /`-vvv-'\
> > / \
> > / /|,,,,,|\ \
> > /_// /H\ \\_\
>
> Really, what the hell IS that thing?
More to the point: what the fuck is it doing on my newsgroup ?
Desmond Coughlan |desmond @ zeouane . org
http://www.zeouane.org/
http://www.zeouane.org/peinedemort/obsessive_litany.html
__ __ _ __ ____________ ____ _
\ \ / /_ _ _ __ ___ __ _| |__ __ _ \ \ / /__ / ___| | _ \/ |
\ V / _` | '_ ` _ \ / _` | '_ \ / _` | \ V / / /| |_ _____| |_) | |
| | (_| | | | | | | (_| | | | | (_| | | | / /_| _|_____| _ <| |
|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|\__,_| |_| /____|_| |_| \_\_|
Desmond Coughlan
> > > > .:\:/:.
> > > > .:\:\:/:/:.
> > > > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
> > > > :=.' - - '.=:
> > > > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
> > > > ( (_) )
> > > > /`-vvv-'\
> > > > / \
> > > > / /|,,,,,|\ \
> > > > /_// /H\ \\_\
> > >
> > > Really, what the hell IS that thing?
> > A troll, I think.
> It is me just after my weekly meeting of the Tampa section of the Dezi Cultist's Anonamous.
---
JIGSAW1695
From: Desmond Coughlan pasdespa...@zeouane.org
Date: 4/24/2003 4:59 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id: <g1kgavke38a508lov...@4ax.com>
On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 15:08:56 -0400, theoneflasehaddock
<fuc...@now.dammit> wrote:
> > .:\:/:.
> > .:\:\:/:/:.
> > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
> > :=.' - - '.=:
> > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
> > ( (_) )
> > /`-vvv-'\
> > / \
> > / /|,,,,,|\ \
> > /_// /H\ \\_\
>
> Really, what the hell IS that thing?
More to the point: what the fuck is it doing on my newsgroup ?
Desmond Coughlan
===============================
"My newsgroup"?
It looks like Dezi is trolling again.
Spike
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> blurted:
>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 15:08:56 -0400, theoneflasehaddock
><fuc...@now.dammit> wrote:
>
>> > .:\:/:.
>> > .:\:\:/:/:.
>> > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
>> > :=.' - - '.=:
>> > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
>> > ( (_) )
>> > /`-vvv-'\
>> > / \
>> > / /|,,,,,|\ \
>> > /_// /H\ \\_\
>>
>> Really, what the hell IS that thing?
>
>More to the point: what the fuck is it doing on my newsgroup ?
it loosks like a dog being fucked to me
>
>Desmond Coughlan |desmond @ zeouane . org
>http://www.zeouane.org/
>http://www.zeouane.org/peinedemort/obsessive_litany.html
>__ __ _ __ ____________ ____ _
>\ \ / /_ _ _ __ ___ __ _| |__ __ _ \ \ / /__ / ___| | _ \/ |
> \ V / _` | '_ ` _ \ / _` | '_ \ / _` | \ V / / /| |_ _____| |_) | |
> | | (_| | | | | | | (_| | | | | (_| | | | / /_| _|_____| _ <| |
> |_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|\__,_| |_| /____|_| |_| \_\_|
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execution is legalised murder
-
Spike
Desmond Coughlan
>> > Really, what the hell IS that thing?
>> More to the point: what the fuck is it doing on my newsgroup ?
> "My newsgroup"?
>
> It looks like Dezi is trolling again.
I do believe that for once, SFB ... you've understood.
---
Spike
will some of you fucks post a legend as to what this crap means? what
the fuck is a troll? what does sic mean and what the fuck is a
killfile?
Beth Jones
educate your little minds.
.:\:/:.
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'=(\ 9 9 /)='
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"Shemp Love Cuddles"
Beth Jones
daughter.
Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 00:34:59 +0200
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>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
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Dolly Coughlan Jr, the legend continues!
As Desi lies, the archive grows!
JIGSAW1695
From: Spike sp...@deathwatch.com
Date: 4/24/2003 6:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id: <omogavkprbreh37so...@4ax.com>
Legal Executions are mandated by law
Spike
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"Will some of you fucks post a legend as to what this crap means?"
Havent the slightest idea what you are talking about and what you want. Try to
be little more explicit please.
"What the fuck is a troll?"
A troll is someone who lives under the bridge and devours you if you try to
cross it without stomping three times first.
"What does sic means and the fuck is a killfile".
You have to ask Desi about the "sic" part. It is his invention.
Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
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Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 23:45:12 +0200
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>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty
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Desmond Coughlan
{ snip }
>> "What does sic means and the fuck is a killfile".
> You have to ask Desi about the "sic" part. It is his invention.
ROTFLMAO !! And I thought that FuckWit was uneducated !!
Desmond Coughlan
wrote:
{ snip }
> >It looks like Dezi is trolling again.
> will some of you fucks post a legend as to what this crap means? what
> the fuck is a troll? what does sic mean and what the fuck is a
> killfile?
Netiquette generally requires that one learn the rules of usenet
before posting, spike, but as I'm in a good mood and about to get out
the bucket and sponge to clean my bike, I shall answer your questions.
A troll is a poster whose only aim is to provoke others into
responding. Scooter-Boy comes into this category, as well as into the
category of dribbling, alcoholic child abuser. I occasionally post a
subtle, hilarious and majestic troll, as does dirt, and QZD (where
_is_ QZD these days, BTW ?). FuckWit occasionally _claims_ to have
been trolling, but this is only when he gets his arse kicked for being
an uneducated fool, and he invokes FuckWit Patented Gimmick n° 2, the
'just trolling' gimmick ...
url:http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/2.html
Alternatively, if he gets a hammering two or more posts after having
made his semi-literate, 'portentious' (sic), crass arsewipe of an
article, then he will invoke gimmick n° 150, the 'all responses have
been trolled' gimmick ...
url:http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/150.html
You can see all of his gimmicks on the FuckWit Patented Gimmick Pages,
at ...
url:http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
It's interesting to see the tactics that he employs to cover up for
being a fucking moron.
As for 'sic', see my other post.
A killfile is a means by which one can filter posts by persons whose
articles we do not wish to read. With Forte Agent, when reading a
post, click on 'Message' ... then on 'Filters' ... then on 'Add
killfilter'.
HTH.
---
Spike
<beth...@btinternet.com> blurted:
>Never underestimate the power of a mother with a fourteen year old
>daughter.
or the father. My kids were 14 once
>
> .:\:/:.
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> "Shemp"
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Spike
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> blurted:
>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 23:28:26 +0100, Spike <sp...@deathwatch.com>
>wrote:
>
>{ snip }
>
>> >It looks like Dezi is trolling again.
>
>> will some of you fucks post a legend as to what this crap means? what
>> the fuck is a troll? what does sic mean and what the fuck is a
>> killfile?
>
>Netiquette generally requires that one learn the rules of usenet
>before posting, spike,
fair one but i have only had this computer a few weeks. I can just
about switch it on so i am new to the internet rules and shit. My
oldest usually sorts that out for me
ah you mean that ban thing?
>
>HTH.
>---
>Desmond Coughlan |desmond @ zeouane . org
-
Spike
are you taking the piss?
>
>"What does sic means and the fuck is a killfile".
>
>
>You have to ask Desi about the "sic" part. It is his invention.
-
William Robert
>and QZD (where>_is_ QZD these days, BTW ?).
Desi, everytime Herbie gets involved with you his IQ drops.
William Robert
-----------
God bless America!
-----------
Mr Q. Z. D. at home
Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org> wrote:
> where
> _is_ QZD these days, BTW ?
Enjoying what I frickin' can of my holidays while being the Easter break
on-call person. Being called up about a microwave link going down and
it _not_ being my job has contributed to my lack of interest in being
on-line over the last week or so. The only reason I'm on now is 'cos
I've got a couple of things to fix up before work on Monday.
Mr Q. Z. D. at home
billy...@aol.comnotdonko (William Robert) wrote:
> Desi Goat-boy Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org> wrote:
>
> >and QZD (where>_is_ QZD these days, BTW ?).
>
> Desi, everytime Herbie gets involved with you his IQ drops.
How does if feel, billywank, to have to use a spelling checker to post
big words like "IQ"?
Fucking window licker.
Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 12:57:21 +0200
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>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty
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Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 14:20:16 +0200
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>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty
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William Robert
days?
Herbie, is that kill file broken again? Don can help you with it.
William Robert
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God bless America!
and no one else, ESPECIALLY THE french!
-----------
William Robert
Desmond Coughlan
<Jonathan...@utas.edu.au> wrote:
> > where
> > _is_ QZD these days, BTW ?
> Enjoying what I frickin' can of my holidays while being the Easter break
> on-call person. Being called up about a microwave link going down and
> it _not_ being my job has contributed to my lack of interest in being
> on-line over the last week or so. The only reason I'm on now is 'cos
> I've got a couple of things to fix up before work on Monday.
Microwave link, eh ? I prefer conventional ovens myself: I find the
food tastes better.
Awful jokes aside, good to see that you're still around. I meant to
send you this via e-mail, but didn't get around to it: lievre is no
longer MX for 'zeouane.org', so for the mo., could you remove that
name from your posting profile ? Apparently, some flames from
billycunt got delivered to the postie on that server. Ta. :-)
---
Desmond Coughlan |desmond @ zeouane . org
Yamaha YZF-R1
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
William Robert
>
>Enjoying what I frickin' can of my holidays while being the Easter break
>on-call person. Being called up about a microwave link going down and
>it _not_ being my job has contributed to my lack of interest in being
>on-line over the last week or so. The only reason I'm on now is 'cos
>I've got a couple of things to fix up before work on Monday.
Herbie, if you don't have a field strength meter to test the rf output, just
put your tongue on the feed horn.
dirtdog
> "Herbie @ home" <Jonathan...@utas.edu.au> wrote:
>>
>>Enjoying what I frickin' can of my holidays while being the Easter break
>>on-call person. Being called up about a microwave link going down and
>>it _not_ being my job has contributed to my lack of interest in being
>>on-line over the last week or so. The only reason I'm on now is 'cos
>>I've got a couple of things to fix up before work on Monday.
>
>Herbie, if you don't have a field strength meter to test the rf output, just
>ask me!
>
>I'm an Engineer!
w00f
Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 10:30:29 +0200
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>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty
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William Robert
Louise, when you have a legal problem don't you ask a lawyer?
Happy to help!
William DICK Robert
Mr Q. Z. D. at home
billy...@aol.comnotdonko (William Robert) wrote:
[snip gibberish]
> William DICK Robert
Glad to see that you and Little Dick acknowledge that which you are with
almost zero provocation.
ROTFLMAO!!!
Read any "compound sentences" lately? LOL!!!
I'm an engineer!
Mr Q. Z. D. at home
Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org> wrote:
[snip]
> Apparently, some flames from
> billycunt got delivered to the postie on that server. Ta. :-)
Sorted as of first thing tomorrow morning. Will be using the address
from this post if I remember.
Poor billytwat. Not even sufficiently competent to get his
too-lame-for-public-perusal flames through to their destination.
Loserama, eh? Pity I can't bring myself to feel sorry for the stupid
twat...
From my .procmailrc...
:0
* ^From:.*billy...@aol.com*
/home/jonathan/tmp/fucktards
Just in case. Tres appropriate.
David McDonald
The above is, of course, Herbie's idea of engaging in civil debate.
The name calling, denigration, insults, ridicule and his desperate
need to invoke one upmanship are all there.
David DICK McDonald
William Robert
>In article <20030427002518...@mb-m11.aol.com>,
>billy...@aol.comnotdonko (William Robert) wrote:
>
>[snip gibberish]
>
>> William DICK Robert
>ROTFLMAO!!!
Herbie, It takes little to amuse someone as simple as yourself.
>Read any "compound sentences" lately? LOL!!!
Herbie, have you understood any??
JIGSAW1695
From: billy...@aol.comnotdonko (William Robert)
Date: 4/27/2003 1:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id: <20030427133102...@mb-m13.aol.com>
"Herbie" <Jonathan...@utas.edu.au> wrote:
>In article <20030427002518...@mb-m11.aol.com>,
>billy...@aol.comnotdonko (William Robert) wrote:
>
>[snip gibberish]
>
>> William DICK Robert
>ROTFLMAO!!!
Herbie, It takes little to amuse someone as simple as yourself.
>Read any "compound sentences" lately? LOL!!!
Herbie, have you understood any??
===============================
Hmmmm...rewrite time maybe?
1. Herbie, it does not take much to amuse yourself, you simpleton.
2. Herbie, you are a simpleton and it does not take much to amuse you.
3. Herbie, You are obviously amused by simple things that grownup ignore.
4. Herbie, you are an amusing little simpleton who needs not much in terms of
entertainment and we look upon your endevors with a smile on our lips because
it takes little to get your attention in this world of adult entertainment and
participation that boggles the mind of the French Ribbon Clerk Dezi who is so
insecure that he thinks the world is after him and he may be right because he
is an obnoxious little twit that is amused easily because he is such a
simpleton. :-}
Compoundly Yours,
Jigsaw
A Planet Visitor
>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 22:59:52 +0200, Desmond Coughlan
><pasdespa...@zeouane.org> blurted:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 15:08:56 -0400, theoneflasehaddock
>><fuc...@now.dammit> wrote:
>>
>>> > .:\:/:.
>>> > .:\:\:/:/:.
>>> > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
>>> > :=.' - - '.=:
>>> > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
>>> > ( (_) )
>>> > /`-vvv-'\
>>> > / \
>>> > / /|,,,,,|\ \
>>> > /_// /H\ \\_\
>>>
>>> Really, what the hell IS that thing?
>>
>>More to the point: what the fuck is it doing on my newsgroup ?
>
>it loosks like a dog being fucked to me
Hardly surprising that you would find that hidden there, spike.
Have you ever heard of the Rorschach Inkblot psychological
personality test? Your seeing what you saw, is a clear
manifestation of your repressed desire for bestial intercourse.
dirtbag, on the other hand, would feel a repressed desire for
intercourse with his mother, in that _thing_. desi would
see an image of a poster here who is trying to _drive him off
of the group_. Ol' Racist Nev would see Centurian35, and
try to talk him into joining AADP, for racist support. And peter
would see a _criminal who deserves to be murdered_. It's
all very simple.
[1]
[1] All of the above provided as insult, in case anyone
believed otherwise.
PV
>spike says -- ""i suggested that you should be put down."
url:http://www.google.com/groups?selm=ri7u9vom0rleat0756bgu0ddgjvhkstklu%404ax.com
>-
>Spike
Mr Q. Z. Diablo
jigsa...@aol.com (JIGSAW1695) wrote:
> Hmmmm...rewrite time maybe?
Anyone can see that billytwat's output is so mindbendingly illiterate as
to constantly require rewriting...
> 1. Herbie, it does not take much to amuse yourself, you simpleton.
>
> 2. Herbie, you are a simpleton and it does not take much to amuse you.
>
> 3. Herbie, You are obviously amused by simple things that grownup ignore.
>
> 4. Herbie, you are an amusing little simpleton who needs not much in
> terms of
> entertainment and we look upon your endevors with a smile on our lips
> because
> it takes little to get your attention in this world of adult
> entertainment and
> participation that boggles the mind of the French Ribbon Clerk Dezi who
> is so
> insecure that he thinks the world is after him and he may be right
> because he
> is an obnoxious little twit that is amused easily because he is such a
> simpleton. :-}
Consider this a warning, Jiggy - I treat you with respect; probably more
than you deserve. If you choose to be deliberately impolite to me, I
will feel no need to be polite to _you_.
Capiche?
Mr Q. Z. D.
--
Drinker, systems administrator, wannabe writer, musician and all-round bastard.
"They've got to be protected/All their rights respected ((o))
Until someone we like can be elected." - Tom Lehrer ((O))
dirtdog
<sa...@dodo.com.au.remove.this.it.is.bollocks> wrote:
>In article <20030427135151...@mb-m17.aol.com>,
>jigsa...@aol.com (JIGSAW1695) wrote:
>
>> Hmmmm...rewrite time maybe?
>
>Anyone can see that billytwat's output is so mindbendingly illiterate as
>to constantly require rewriting...
>
>> 1. Herbie, it does not take much to amuse yourself, you simpleton.
>>
>> 2. Herbie, you are a simpleton and it does not take much to amuse you.
>>
>> 3. Herbie, You are obviously amused by simple things that grownup ignore.
>>
>> 4. Herbie, you are an amusing little simpleton who needs not much in
>> terms of
>> entertainment and we look upon your endevors with a smile on our lips
>> because
>> it takes little to get your attention in this world of adult
>> entertainment and
>> participation that boggles the mind of the French Ribbon Clerk Dezi who
>> is so
>> insecure that he thinks the world is after him and he may be right
>> because he
>> is an obnoxious little twit that is amused easily because he is such a
>> simpleton. :-}
>
>Consider this a warning, Jiggy - I treat you with respect; probably more
>than you deserve.
Probably?
Bloody hell, QZD, you're a kind gent. Jiggy deserves _no_ respect.
Precisely none. He is a dribbling, illiterate, thick-as-fuck, nasty
little cunt who fingers his bob-hole over pictures of Desmond.
Fuck 'im.
w00f
JIGSAW1695
From: "Mr Q. Z. Diablo" sa...@dodo.com.au.remove.this.it.is.bollocks
Date: 4/27/2003 7:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id: <satan-9FFB27....@newsroom.utas.edu.au>
> Hmmmm...rewrite time maybe?
Capiche?
Mr Q. Z. D.
===============================
Note the smilely at the end of the last extremely compound sentence.
dirtdog
Jiggy, you thick, worthless lump of smegma. I hope you get hit by a
bus :-}
Does that make it OK?
w00f
Mr Q. Z. Diablo
jigsa...@aol.com (JIGSAW1695) wrote:
> Note the smilely at the end of the last extremely compound sentence.
I did. Hence the benefit of the doubt.
Compound sentence? Crime against humanity, more like! ;)
Dolly Coughlan Jr
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 10:30:29 +0200
>
William Robert
Jigsaw, I commend your effort. Remember, these foreigners have little command
of the English lanquage.
William Robert
JIGSAW1695
From: "Mr Q. Z. Diablo" sa...@dodo.com.au.remove.this.it.is.bollocks
Message-id: <satan-CDCB4C....@newsroom.utas.edu.au>
In article <20030427194726...@mb-m17.aol.com>,
jigsa...@aol.com (JIGSAW1695) wrote:
> Note the smilely at the end of the last extremely compound sentence.
I did. Hence the benefit of the doubt.
Compound sentence? Crime against humanity, more like! ;)
Mr Q. Z. D.
===============================
I would say more of a crime against literature.
JIGSAW1695
From: billy...@aol.comnotdonko (William Robert)
Message-id: <20030427230424...@mb-m29.aol.com>
jigsa...@aol.com (JIGSAW1695) wrote:
William Robert
===============================
<<Jigsaw blushes with pride>>
Spike
blurted:
>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 23:15:00 +0100, Spike <sp...@deathwatch.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 22:59:52 +0200, Desmond Coughlan
>><pasdespa...@zeouane.org> blurted:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 15:08:56 -0400, theoneflasehaddock
>>><fuc...@now.dammit> wrote:
>>>
>>>> > .:\:/:.
>>>> > .:\:\:/:/:.
>>>> > :.:\:\:/:/:.:
>>>> > :=.' - - '.=:
>>>> > '=(\ 9 9 /)='
>>>> > ( (_) )
>>>> > /`-vvv-'\
>>>> > / \
>>>> > / /|,,,,,|\ \
>>>> > /_// /H\ \\_\
>>>>
>>>> Really, what the hell IS that thing?
>>>
>>>More to the point: what the fuck is it doing on my newsgroup ?
>>
>>it loosks like a dog being fucked to me
>
>Hardly surprising that you would find that hidden there, spike.
nowt hidden. It looks like a bitch getting her oats. Ao whats hidden?
>Have you ever heard of the Rorschach Inkblot psychological
>personality test?
inkblot? yeah. it's called ragrolling
>Your seeing what you saw, is a clear
>manifestation of your repressed desire for bestial intercourse.
>dirtbag,
keep your perverse ideas to yourself you sick fuck. I fucking hope a
shrink sees you soon
>on the other hand, would feel a repressed desire for
>intercourse with his mother,
my mother is dead you sick bastard
>in that _thing_. desi would
>see an image of a poster here who is trying to _drive him off
>of the group_. Ol' Racist Nev would see Centurian35, and
>try to talk him into joining AADP, for racist support. And peter
>would see a _criminal who deserves to be murdered_. It's
>all very simple.
no it isn't. you are talking shit FW
>
>[1]
>
>[1] All of the above provided as insult, in case anyone
>believed otherwise.
everything you say provide an insult to everyone who reads it you
demented bastard
>
>PV
>
>>spike says -- ""i suggested that you should be put down."
>url:http://www.google.com/groups?selm=ri7u9vom0rleat0756bgu0ddgjvhkstklu%404ax.com
>>-
>>Spike
-
execution is legalised murder
-
Spike
Desmond Coughlan
<sa...@dodo.com.au.this.is.bollocks.remove.to.mail.me> wrote:
> > Apparently, some flames from
> > billycunt got delivered to the postie on that server. Ta. :-)
> Sorted as of first thing tomorrow morning. Will be using the address
> from this post if I remember.
Merci buckets.
> Poor billytwat. Not even sufficiently competent to get his
> too-lame-for-public-perusal flames through to their destination.
> Loserama, eh? Pity I can't bring myself to feel sorry for the stupid
> twat...
Perhaps his gaol term for firebombing and hacking, had an effect on
his 'mind' (sic), more serious than even we imagined ... :-(
{ snip }
Dolly Coughlan Jr
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:
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Dolly Coughlan Jr
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2003 21:37:18 +0200
>
Dolly Coughlan Jr
>Subject: Re: Jaded Laws
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>
>Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2003 21:37:18 +0200
>
A Planet Visitor
Hey... it wasn't ME who saw a "dog being fucked." You really need
to KNOW YOURSELF, spike. Simply claiming that it was my
_perverse idea_, is obviously false. Because it was YOUR _perverse_
perception of what you saw.
>>on the other hand, would feel a repressed desire for
>>intercourse with his mother,
>
>my mother is dead you sick bastard
>
Sorry, spike, I must apologize if you believed otherwise...
but I left out the word _dirtdog_. Since I was explaining
how others (you, dirtdog, desi, Ol' Racist Nev, and Peter)
would see that image. It should have read "on the other
hand, _dirtdog_ would feel a repressed desire for intercourse
with his mother," There is no question here that dirtdog
has serious _mother issue_. One has only to look at --
url:http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=423gftstqali8054vp7c5d2makj7vj3mhv%404ax.com
A comment he offered to me, to vividly show he is consumed
with a repressed desire for intercourse with his own mother.
>>in that _thing_. desi would
>>see an image of a poster here who is trying to _drive him off
>>of the group_. Ol' Racist Nev would see Centurian35, and
>>try to talk him into joining AADP, for racist support. And peter
>>would see a _criminal who deserves to be murdered_. It's
>>all very simple.
>
>no it isn't. you are talking shit FW
No shit, spike. Since you have difficulty separating fantasy from
reality, believing you can physically attack a poster in Usenet, I
have no doubt that you cannot separate shit from shinola.
>>[1] All of the above provided as insult, in case anyone
>>believed otherwise.
>
>everything you say provide an insult to everyone who reads it you
>demented bastard
Actually, you should read your own words to awaken you to the
fact that only you provide insults. My only purpose here is to
enlighten you to the path of righteousness, and understanding.
Your purpose is to try to physically attack me, in a psychotic
rage, and barring your inability to do that, to spew out in vomit,
impotent insult after insult.
I wish only to help you, spike. To help you understand yourself...
which is the first step to healing.