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Brokeback Mountain
If you decide to see it, I must warn you...
you might turn gay -- or worse, get a woody!
It's a love story about two people with broken DNA.
But I heard
"Butch Casidy and Sundance Kid" might be a gay cowboy movie,
is that true? Or, that...Paul Newman and Robert Redford are gay, is
that true? Is that a joke, or is there some truth to that?
The Starmaker
I still find it hard to believe that "Brokeback Mountain" will
win the Oscar, since most members of the acadmedy are 100 years old
and live in senior citizen homes.
of course, steven spielberg is probally going around telling them,
"You don't want to nominate some faguet ass movie."
"Do you really want to nominate some movie with some
faguet fucking some other guy in the ass?"
and they'll ask him,
"What's your movie about?"
He'll tell the old ladies,
"It'a a holoucust movie, 13 Jews get killed in it!"
they'll tell him,
"Best Picture of the Year!!!!"
> > I still find it hard to believe that "Brokeback Mountain" will
> > win the Oscar, since most members of the acadmedy are 100 years old
> > and live in senior citizen homes.
The *only* possible way that "Brokeback Mountain" can win
Best Picture is, if they tell the acadmedy members not
to watch the movie but vote Best Picture for it.
That's how it works. They are *told* what to vote for.
The Starmaker
That is NOT how it works. And the members are not all old. They're a
pretty vibrant lot, really.
--
Alric Knebel
http://www.ironeyefortress.com/C-SPAN_loon.html
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Well if I'm wrong, then tell us how it works.
> And the members are not all old. They're a
> pretty vibrant lot, really.
"Pretty vibrant lot" is same thing as Old.
>> >>>I still find it hard to believe that "Brokeback Mountain" will
>> >>>win the Oscar, since most members of the acadmedy are 100 years old
>> >>>and live in senior citizen homes.
>> >
I doubt that describes "most" of them. And of course even elderly
members of the "academy" were all in show business.
It is? Actually, that meant they were creatively in their prime. As to
your request, if you want to know how it works, look it up. I have no
assignment to cure your ignorance. To sum it up, the Academy is
comprised of people directly connected to film making, with various
areas of expertise.
They are past their prime right now, they have one foot in the grave!
> As to
> your request, if you want to know how it works, look it up.
Look it up? That's not an answer. I knewwww you didn't know what you were talking about!!
> I have no
> assignment to cure your ignorance. To sum it up, the Academy is
> comprised of people directly connected to film making, with various
> areas of expertise.
They are experts in opening up a can of cat food!
I don't understand how acamedy members can vote on films they don't watch.
You're an idiot.
You ever heard the term "red necks"? Well, you're a Liberal Neck...
cause when I re-arrange the letters in your name Alric Knebel, I get Liberal Neck.
and your momma is a hoe.
You're still an idiot.
I just cannot imagine telling any grandmother or grandfather to watch "Brokeback Mountain".
...and your momma is still a hoe.
I can't imagine telling any grandmother or grandfather to watch "Batman"
or "King Kong," you dumb bitch. It's too modern for them, unless
they're the type who keep up with changes. Some people do. I'll be one
of those forward-thinking types, even when I get into my 60s and 70s.
You won't have to. People 45 and up (the ones with life EXPERIENCE
and those who know what goes on in their families) make up most of
the audience here in Utah.....and we're supposedly "conservative".
It's the silly little kids, making third-grade jokes, who are afraid to
see the film.
Kris
Good point. When I saw the movie a while back, the audience was pretty
much comprised of middle-aged people.
I'm talking about "acamedy members", the grannies and granddaddies who are suppose watch and vote.
I'm not talking about your sister who sucks elephant dicks!
BREITBART.COM - Utah Theater Cancels 'Brokeback Mountain'
Utah Theater Cancels Screening of Critically Acclaimed Western Gay Romance 'Brokeback Mountain'.
Utah Megaplex Pulls "Brokeback Mountain".
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, has been banned from a cinema in Utah due to ....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22brokeback+mountain%22+utah&btnG=Google+Search
President Bush said "I haven't seen it." Is he silly and afraid to see it?
I said grannies, grannies are not middle aged! They are from a different century.
I wrote a hundred years old. I'm talking about people on their death bed!
Oh, of course. We have only one theater, and it has only one screen. And
we're all polygamists. And there's no crime here. And we're all Mormons.
And we have no mountains. We can't buy liquor or beer here. We don't have
indoor plumbing here.
Feel better?
Kris
Will make anyone feel superior for free
Just keep out of my mountains
I wasn't responding to YOU. Grannies never go to movies. They're
half-deaf and half-blind. There's nothing in it for them.
You're an imbecile. That's not what you said. God, you're dumb.
Oh, oh. Some hick town in Utah didn't screen it. I guess that cinches it.
> President Bush said "I haven't seen it." Is he silly and afraid to see it?
He probably rarely sees movies. Think about it.
You sort of missed the man's point, don't you think? He was making the
opposite point from the way you took it. He was saying that the fact
that the one theater didn't screen it meant nothing.
That was my same point ....through him, to the troll. ;)
Kris
Oh. I see it now. I didn't pick up on your sarcasm. My apologies,
good sir.
I'm talking about "acamedy members" who vote who wins and looses, like Lauren Bacall (200 years old)
who when she gets the Oscar form checks off best picture "Crash" and best song
"It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," .....
How many theaters could there possibly be in Utah¿
I'll repost it again since you have 80-80 vision.
"I still find it hard to believe that "Brokeback Mountain" will
win the Oscar, since most members of the acadmedy are 100 years old
and live in senior citizen homes."
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.acting/msg/9a8773c2d20f7f3d?dmode=source&hl=en
And you don't know one single thing about Lauren Bacall, how she voted,
or how anyone else voted.
It was stupid the first time you posted it, and it's stupid now.
Okay, I'll ask a different question.
Do you believe, the majority of the "academy members" heard and
decided to vote "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" for best original song?
Here are the lyrics:
You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin)
When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[Djay]
In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets
Gotta couple hoes workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah
[Chorus]
[Djay]
Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Niggaz hatin on me cause I got, hoes on the tray
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder
North Memphis where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where niggaz all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah
[Chorus]
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It is beyond me how that song could have won. My guess is the "let's show
how enlightened we are by voting for the rap song" vote got it done.
Savage Lizard
Are you saying that, ...every acamedy member who voted for that song all
had the same thought
"let's show how enlightened we are by voting for the rap song"
These ballots are mailed out to each individual member.
How would they get all together to think and vote the same way?
How would they even agree with other?
It has to be something else....
I'll explain later why the song won, why Crash won and how it all works....
The song won because it's part of the package deal.
The majority of the acamedy members didn't vote for it, only one guy did.
But this one guy mailed out a whole bunch of fradulent ballots.
But he is only taking orders from another guy...the guy who
decides who wins the oscars.
One guy decides who gets the Oscars. Then he tells the other guy
to mark all his choices and mail all the ballots out. I think they
call it ballot stuffing. They know how many ballots are mailed out.
They know half of them won't even be returned. They just make sure
they mail a majority of fradulent votes.
If a thousand members are suppose to vote....they mail out 501 fradulent ballots.
He who controls the votes contols the Oscars.
About the package deal, ....Crash is a racist movie...so they let
the rap song win to cover their ass.
It's all a conspiracy!
It's rigged.
It's always been that way.
Everybody knows that!
You know these people, control freaks.
The Starmaker
Not for your consideration....
In the news...
"What some insiders are saying privately is that many Academy members
felt so threatened by "Brokeback's" gay cowboy romance they couldn't
bring themselves to view it even on DVD."
LOL! Shouldn't you be taking your breathing lessons?
I don't know what you mean by breathing lessons...i was just posting
what was reported in the Variey/News,
http://tinyurl.com/gtzoh
I don't know what the source of that story is, but it sounds ridiculous.
These people are not rocket scientist! Ever see that TV show "Beauty and the Geek"?...
Okay, Hollywood is the "Beauty" and you're the "Geek"! Think about it.
The truth is that Hollywood doesn't really like the folks very much.
They see us as marginal intellects who couldn't possibly understand the
art on display in the pimp song. So they voted for an effort they knew
would displease many Americans. This is called "arrogance."
It is hard to believe that any sane person could think "It's Hard Out
Here For A Pimp" is worthy of an artistic award. I know I "ain't
knowin'," but I'll submit this thing was written in five minutes on a
bar napkin someplace.
However, I will concede that being a pimp is probably more difficult
than it appears. But it isn't nearly as difficult as sitting through
that best movie song of the year.
http://www.billoreilly.com/currentarticle
One of your problems is, you turn to O'Reilly for reading material. I
was baffled by the choice of that song, but I remember the year "Ghost"
won Best Picture. Sometimes these things are just confusing, and not
too much should be read into them. Maybe there is something to that
song you and I don't see. You can't dismiss it just because it's rap
music. I remember the year Woody Allen's "Annie Hall" won Best Picture.
My mother went ballistic. I loved it.
>
> One of your problems is, you turn to O'Reilly for reading material.
How about Barbra Streisand? Is that your type of "reading material"?
http://www.barbrastreisand.com/articlesofinterest.html
Not at all. Nothing against her, but I've never bothered to visit her
site. And I didn't this time.
she don't write her own stuff anyway, some other guy writes for her...
so what do you turn to for "reading material", can you give an example?
Sure. Essays by Gore Vidal right now. Most of the time, for news, I
watch C-SPAN's Washington Journal, in which the moderator reads all the
major newspapers.