Re: kamikaze squirrel
Bed
wrote:
>just as i got home from an errand a squirrel jumped into front window
>rolled off and ran around the corner of the house
>it left a bit of fur on the window sill
>
>whats the name of their insurance carrier
Next time it happens toss a <blam-blam> duck <blam-blam> at the beast
then shoot the <blam-blam> duck <blam-blam>.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>In article <gr7io4ts7e46bth60...@4ax.com>,
>i saw it earlier nibbling on holly berries
>the sugar in them is fermenting into alcohol
>so it might have been drunk
Name it <blam-blam> Ducky <blam-blam> and blast it!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>> >> >just as i got home from an errand a squirrel jumped into front window
>> >> >rolled off and ran around the corner of the house
>> >> >it left a bit of fur on the window sill
>> >> >
>> >> >whats the name of their insurance carrier
>> >>
>> >> Next time it happens toss a <blam-blam> duck <blam-blam> at the beast
>> >> then shoot the <blam-blam> duck <blam-blam>.
>> >
>> >i saw it earlier nibbling on holly berries
>> >the sugar in them is fermenting into alcohol
>> >so it might have been drunk
>>
>> Name it <blam-blam> Ducky <blam-blam> and blast it!
>
>thats my front yard
>the bullets will go into my front window
>or thos of the neighbors on either side
So it is a win-win-win situation!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>theres a hole in my window where the rain comes in
>and it stops my mind from wondering where it will go
Are you afraid of drowning?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>drawning in despair
If you draw down your despair account you'll regret the action.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>ive got despair enough to fill up a whole nation
Bottle it and sell it to the public
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>im going into country music
>im going to make lots of money
>and explode my liver with cheap booze
Homeland security will get you
Bed
Henry Hughes
Bed
wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >i saw it earlier nibbling on holly berries
>> >> >> >> >> >> >the sugar in them is fermenting into alcohol
>> >> >> >> >> >> >so it might have been drunk
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Name it <blam-blam> Ducky <blam-blam> and blast it!
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >thats my front yard
>> >> >> >> >> >the bullets will go into my front window
>> >> >> >> >> >or thos of the neighbors on either side
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> So it is a win-win-win situation!
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >theres a hole in my window where the rain comes in
>> >> >> >> >and it stops my mind from wondering where it will go
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Are you afraid of drowning?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >drawning in despair
>> >> >>
>> >> >> If you draw down your despair account you'll regret the action.
>> >> >
>> >> >ive got despair enough to fill up a whole nation
>> >>
>> >> Bottle it and sell it to the public
>> >
>> >im going into country music
>> >im going to make lots of money
>> >and explode my liver with cheap booze
>>
>> Homeland security will get you
>
>theyre already bombarded my house with squirrels
Did they arrive via black helicoptor?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Name it <blam-blam> Ducky <blam-blam> and blast it!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >thats my front yard
>> >> >> >> >> >> >the bullets will go into my front window
>> >> >> >> >> >> >or thos of the neighbors on either side
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> So it is a win-win-win situation!
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >theres a hole in my window where the rain comes in
>> >> >> >> >> >and it stops my mind from wondering where it will go
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Are you afraid of drowning?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >drawning in despair
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> If you draw down your despair account you'll regret the action.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >ive got despair enough to fill up a whole nation
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Bottle it and sell it to the public
>> >> >
>> >> >im going into country music
>> >> >im going to make lots of money
>> >> >and explode my liver with cheap booze
>> >>
>> >> Homeland security will get you
>> >
>> >theyre already bombarded my house with squirrels
>>
>> Did they arrive via black helicoptor?
>
>they came by night when you cant see black helicopters against the black sky
>so the answer must be - yes
Cheney would like to take you hunting, he will give you a 60 second
head start.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>In article <1iuzq77.n5r2bz1uvrpf5N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> lindt uber alles <m...@hall.org> wrote:
>>
>> > > Homeland security will get you
>> >
>> > theyre already bombarded my house with squirrels
>>
>> Red, grey or black sqirls?
>
>gray of course
>
>there are some inner party black squirrels
>but those are all los altos and palo alto
>
>around here its just plebian outer party squirrels
>
>
>better unfed than red
I've heard that the black squirrels have a higher testosterone level
and are out breeding the other squirrels.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >theres a hole in my window where the rain comes in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >and it stops my mind from wondering where it will go
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Are you afraid of drowning?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >drawning in despair
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> If you draw down your despair account you'll regret the action.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >ive got despair enough to fill up a whole nation
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Bottle it and sell it to the public
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >im going into country music
>> >> >> >im going to make lots of money
>> >> >> >and explode my liver with cheap booze
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Homeland security will get you
>> >> >
>> >> >theyre already bombarded my house with squirrels
>> >>
>> >> Did they arrive via black helicoptor?
>> >
>> >they came by night when you cant see black helicopters against the black sky
>> >so the answer must be - yes
>>
>> Cheney would like to take you hunting, he will give you a 60 second
>> head start.
>
>what does my hunting vest have these crosshairs on the back
Do you want 50 cal or 12 gauge ventilation?
Free Radio Jackson
"lindt uber alles" <m...@hall.org> wrote in message
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> In article <j7vuo45dtr54a7rle...@4ax.com>,
"I've Got Despair Enough To Fill Up A Whole Nation Blues" By Blind Lindt
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"Bed" <blue_ey...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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You know what they say about them black squirrels.. they got big... um..
acorns
Free Radio Jackson
"lindt uber alles" <m...@hall.org> wrote in message
news:mar-96610E.1...@mara100-84.onlink.net...
> In article <j51bp4hmqvpnkjc05...@4ax.com>,
I wouldn't mind hunting with Cheney. But riding out there with Ted Kennedy
might be the end of me...
Free Radio Jackson
> In article <qcFll.5265$%54....@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com>,
> instead of destroying the entire country on the way down
> (unlike uk usa colonies have costs more than their benefits)
> is that original usa will reemerge fired up again with revolutionary zxeal
There's been a lot of talk about a second revolution wwwwaaayyy before this
last election. And I've noticed that the rumbles are getting a little louder
as of late..
Free Radio Jackson
> In article <hEJll.5295$%54....@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com>,
> well you know
> we all want a change
Yoko think$ it'$ a new pair of $neaker$ and a nice fat check from the guy$
at Nike...
Bed
<freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> > theyre already bombarded my house with squirrels
>>>>
>>>> Red, grey or black sqirls?
>>>
>>>gray of course
>>>
>>>there are some inner party black squirrels
>>>but those are all los altos and palo alto
>>>
>>>around here its just plebian outer party squirrels
>>>
>>>
>>>better unfed than red
>>
>> I've heard that the black squirrels have a higher testosterone level
>> and are out breeding the other squirrels.
>>
>> Bed
>
>
>You know what they say about them black squirrels.. they got big... um..
>acorns
I actually did read an article about the squirrels in England
someplace and the black squirrels have higher levels of testosterone
and bread more than the other squirrels.
Bed
Bed
Get out and walk across any bridges.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>i want to rethin k the bullet items on my agenda
This issues will go straight to the heart.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>say you want a revolution
>well you know
>we all want a change
Hey man, you have a spare quarter?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>id rather convince the dick cheney to go for the hart instead of the heart
Only if he can get a face shot.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>like a bridge over troubled water?
Don't forget the Bridge of Sighs.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>it might be hard to sleep tonight
>the house is shuddering and things are
"...banging around outside"
And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
Bed
Free Radio Jackson
Sorry, but I'm too stone to roll on that one...
Free Radio Jackson
Which can only mean everything is at one with itself in the universe....
Can I get an 'Amen', brothahs and sistahs?
Bed
Careful, there is a flare up of crazies gunning for Montrose!
Bed
Bed
A mighty Penguin to that!
Bed
Free Radio Jackson
"lindt uber alles" <m...@hall.org> wrote in message
news:mar-B2A5A0.2...@mara100-84.onlink.net...
> In article <sx1ml.12520$W06....@flpi148.ffdc.sbc.com>,
> "Free Radio Jackson" <freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> >>
>> >>it might be hard to sleep tonight
>> >>the house is shuddering and things are
>> >
>> > "...banging around outside"
>> >
>> > And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>> >
>> > Bed
>>
>> Which can only mean everything is at one with itself in the universe....
>> Can I get an 'Amen', brothahs and sistahs?
>
> out in the rain and cold wind
>
> how about i give you an oh fuck
Ah, that works...
Bed
wrote:
>In article <umdhp45jg152pcqor...@4ax.com>,
> Bed <blue_ey...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> >>>> >I wouldn't mind hunting with Cheney. But riding out there with Ted
>> >>>> >Kennedy
>> >>>> >might be the end of me...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Get out and walk across any bridges.
>> >>>
>> >>>like a bridge over troubled water?
>> >>
>> >> Don't forget the Bridge of Sighs.
>> >
>> >Sorry, but I'm too stone to roll on that one...
>>
>> Careful, there is a flare up of crazies gunning for Montrose!
>
>smoke on the hebrides
>a fire on the skye
Deep down you know you like purple.
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>In article <kodhp45r2qr167kal...@4ax.com>,
> Bed <blue_ey...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> >>>> Only if he can get a face shot.
>> >>>
>> >>>it might be hard to sleep tonight
>> >>>the house is shuddering and things are
>> >>
>> >> "...banging around outside"
>> >>
>> >> And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>> >>
>> >> Bed
>> >
>> >Which can only mean everything is at one with itself in the universe....
>> >Can I get an 'Amen', brothahs and sistahs?
>>
>> A mighty Penguin to that!
>
>even penguins are huddling for warmth today
Penguins laugh at your Cali cold!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>Bed <blue_ey...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> >>>> > theyre already bombarded my house with squirrels
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Red, grey or black sqirls?
>> >>>
>> >>>gray of course
>> >>>
>> >>>there are some inner party black squirrels
>> >>>but those are all los altos and palo alto
>> >>>
>> >>>around here its just plebian outer party squirrels
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>better unfed than red
>> >>
>> >> I've heard that the black squirrels have a higher testosterone level
>> >> and are out breeding the other squirrels.
>> >
>> >You know what they say about them black squirrels.. they got big... um..
>> >acorns
>>
>> I actually did read an article about the squirrels in England
>> someplace and the black squirrels have higher levels of testosterone
>> and bread more than the other squirrels.
>
>This is regrettably troo. Our native red squirls (pretty little ones
>with tufty ears) have been mostly supplanted by nasty, imported,
>mercadian grey squirls. It is poetic justice that the horrible grey
>squirls are now being supplanted in their turn by big, butch, macho,
>imported black squirls also from mercadia. Hah! I hear you say, the
>biter is bit! However, I wonder what will happen when the the butch
>black squirls finally get around to taking notice of our indigenous red
>squirls? I'd like to think that our plucky British squirls would be a
>match for the invaders, but the opera isn't over until the fat lady
>sings.
The blessings of The Penguin upon your plucky red squirrels!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>Bed <blue_ey...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> >it might be hard to sleep tonight
>> >the house is shuddering and things are
>>
>> "...banging around outside"
>>
>> And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>
>Hooray! whoop! whoop!
Penguins and sex! It only gets better!
Bed
Free Radio Jackson
But some of us like Blackmore...
Free Radio Jackson
Nope.. Penguins are hoping that their new coach can get them into the
playoffs. They're 4 pts out of the 8th and final spot, and the seasons
coming to a close...
GO FLAMES!!!!!
Free Radio Jackson
> In article <lW7ml.12553$W06....@flpi148.ffdc.sbc.com>,
> "Free Radio Jackson" <freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> "lindt uber alles" <m...@hall.org> wrote in message
>> news:mar-B2A5A0.2...@mara100-84.onlink.net...
>> > In article <sx1ml.12520$W06....@flpi148.ffdc.sbc.com>,
>> > "Free Radio Jackson" <freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >>> Only if he can get a face shot.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>it might be hard to sleep tonight
>> >> >>the house is shuddering and things are
>> >> >
>> >> > "...banging around outside"
>> >> >
>> >> > And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>> >> >
>> >> > Bed
>> >>
>> >> Which can only mean everything is at one with itself in the
>> >> universe....
>> >> Can I get an 'Amen', brothahs and sistahs?
>> >
>> > i had to return some test equipment to the hospital
>> > out in the rain and cold wind
>> >
>> > how about i give you an oh fuck
>>
>> Ah, that works...
>
NOW you're talking!!!!!
Bed
wrote:
>> >> >>>> Only if he can get a face shot.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>it might be hard to sleep tonight
>> >> >>>the house is shuddering and things are
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "...banging around outside"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Bed
>> >> >
>> >> >Which can only mean everything is at one with itself in the universe....
>> >> >Can I get an 'Amen', brothahs and sistahs?
>> >>
>> >> A mighty Penguin to that!
>> >
>> >even penguins are huddling for warmth today
>>
>> Penguins laugh at your Cali cold!
>
>i almost had to turn on the air conditioner a few weeks ago
Gila monsters laugh at your weak heat!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>> >Bed <blue_ey...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >it might be hard to sleep tonight
>> >> >the house is shuddering and things are
>> >>
>> >> "...banging around outside"
>> >>
>> >> And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>> >
>> >Hooray! whoop! whoop!
>>
>> Penguins and sex! It only gets better!
>
>eh whats up doc
Th-that's all folks!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>> >> >>>> >I wouldn't mind hunting with Cheney. But riding out there with Ted
>> >> >>>> >Kennedy
>> >> >>>> >might be the end of me...
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Get out and walk across any bridges.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>like a bridge over troubled water?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Don't forget the Bridge of Sighs.
>> >> >
>> >> >Sorry, but I'm too stone to roll on that one...
>> >>
>> >> Careful, there is a flare up of crazies gunning for Montrose!
>> >
>> >smoke on the hebrides
>> >a fire on the skye
>>
>> Deep down you know you like purple.
>
>its impirical
Emperor Penguins are wonderful birds.
Bed
Bed
<freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> >>>> >I wouldn't mind hunting with Cheney. But riding out there with
>>>> >>>> >Ted
>>>> >>>> >Kennedy
>>>> >>>> >might be the end of me...
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Get out and walk across any bridges.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>like a bridge over troubled water?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Don't forget the Bridge of Sighs.
>>>> >
>>>> >Sorry, but I'm too stone to roll on that one...
>>>>
>>>> Careful, there is a flare up of crazies gunning for Montrose!
>>>
>>>smoke on the hebrides
>>>a fire on the skye
>>
>> Deep down you know you like purple.
>>
>> Bed
>
>But some of us like Blackmore...
That's a Rich one!
Bed
Bed
<freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> >>>> Only if he can get a face shot.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>it might be hard to sleep tonight
>>>> >>>the house is shuddering and things are
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "...banging around outside"
>>>> >>
>>>> >> And yet another thread in Acme turns to sex.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Bed
>>>> >
>>>> >Which can only mean everything is at one with itself in the
>>>> >universe....
>>>> >Can I get an 'Amen', brothahs and sistahs?
>>>>
>>>> A mighty Penguin to that!
>>>
>>>even penguins are huddling for warmth today
>>
>> Penguins laugh at your Cali cold!
>
>Nope.. Penguins are hoping that their new coach can get them into the
>playoffs. They're 4 pts out of the 8th and final spot, and the seasons
>coming to a close...
>GO FLAMES!!!!!
Who deems themself so great that they can coach a Penguin?
Bed
Free Radio Jackson
(just between you and me I was trying to think of an obvious 'Rainbw' pun,
but that one just came to me quicker....)
Bed
<freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >I wouldn't mind hunting with Cheney. But riding out there with
>>>>>> >>>> >Ted
>>>>>> >>>> >Kennedy
>>>>>> >>>> >might be the end of me...
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> Get out and walk across any bridges.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>like a bridge over troubled water?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Don't forget the Bridge of Sighs.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Sorry, but I'm too stone to roll on that one...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Careful, there is a flare up of crazies gunning for Montrose!
>>>>>
>>>>>smoke on the hebrides
>>>>>a fire on the skye
>>>>
>>>> Deep down you know you like purple.
>>>>
>>>> Bed
>>>
>>>But some of us like Blackmore...
>>
>> That's a Rich one!
>
>(just between you and me I was trying to think of an obvious 'Rainbw' pun,
>but that one just came to me quicker....)
Perhaps a coalition is in order?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>In article <tm3mp41b47p3tv3rr...@4ax.com>,
>well that was an exciting three minutes
A bit premature were you?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>wally walrus
Where's Waldo, the friend of Tennessee Tuxedo?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>> >>> >>>> >I wouldn't mind hunting with Cheney. But riding out there with
>> >>> >>>> >Ted
>> >>> >>>> >Kennedy
>> >>> >>>> >might be the end of me...
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>> Get out and walk across any bridges.
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>>like a bridge over troubled water?
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> Don't forget the Bridge of Sighs.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >Sorry, but I'm too stone to roll on that one...
>> >>>
>> >>> Careful, there is a flare up of crazies gunning for Montrose!
>> >>
>> >>smoke on the hebrides
>> >>a fire on the skye
>> >
>> > Deep down you know you like purple.
>> >
>> > Bed
>>
>> But some of us like Blackmore...
>
>ride captain ride aboard your mystery ship
Are you behind blue eyes?
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>it was two weeks
Geology laughs at your small time frame!
Bed
Bed
wrote:
>no purple though
I suppose you don't like Prince either.
Bed