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Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 21, 2007, 4:25:38 PM12/21/07
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Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
evident:

Acme

Jaspar

Gruntwilligar

Penguins

Beer

Extra Cheese

All threads eventually turn to sex

The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme


Bed


Message has been deleted

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 21, 2007, 5:34:49 PM12/21/07
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In article <pgbom3lptrdmskfkm...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer

tree pretty
fire bad
beer foamy
xander lied
willow bi

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 21, 2007, 6:29:29 PM12/21/07
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In article <1i9ht1y.bhwa8d1372el0N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Say what?

bed

big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 21, 2007, 7:11:41 PM12/21/07
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:28:25 +0000, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
wrote:

>Say what?

That to is a self evident truth of Acme.

Bed


Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 21, 2007, 7:12:21 PM12/21/07
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:34:49 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <pgbom3lptrdmskfkm...@4ax.com>,
> Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:
>
>> Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> evident:
>>
>> Acme
>>
>> Jaspar
>>
>> Gruntwilligar
>>
>> Penguins
>>
>> Beer
>>
>> Extra Cheese
>>
>> All threads eventually turn to sex
>>
>> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>
>the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer

In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 21, 2007, 7:13:28 PM12/21/07
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:29:29 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> > evident:
>> >
>> > Acme
>> >
>> > Jaspar
>> >
>> > Gruntwilligar
>> >
>> > Penguins
>> >
>> > Beer
>> >
>> > Extra Cheese
>> >
>> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >
>> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >
>> >
>> > Bed
>>
>> Say what?
>
>bed
>
>big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>

The ladies do tell me that...

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 21, 2007, 7:32:25 PM12/21/07
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In article <iklom31h0r9mao6t0...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

what?

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 21, 2007, 7:34:29 PM12/21/07
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In article <6ilom3prsqcp670rn...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/dancing%20blue-footed
%20booby.html

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 21, 2007, 7:34:57 PM12/21/07
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In article <8hlom3ps077dcv7sr...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

dites quoi

Message has been deleted
Message has been deleted

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 5:14:17 AM12/22/07
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In article <1i9io9h.1w1v6xw6dq1o7N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>

> > > >Say what?
> > >
> > > That to is a self evident truth of Acme.
> >
> > dites quoi
>

> Izzat quoi as in kwah or quoi as in koi?

all that glitters is not gold

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 5:16:14 AM12/22/07
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In article <1i9io6v.5g44zl6ynkv6N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
> > > >
> > > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
> > >
> > > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
> >
> > http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
> dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>

> They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/image_galleries/hindhead_baby_bird_
gallery.shtml

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 22, 2007, 9:11:06 PM12/22/07
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:32:25 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> > evident:
>> >> >
>> >> > Acme
>> >> >
>> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >
>> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >
>> >> > Penguins
>> >> >
>> >> > Beer
>> >> >
>> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >
>> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >
>> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > Bed
>> >>
>> >> Say what?
>> >
>> >bed
>> >
>> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >
>> The ladies do tell me that...
>
>what?
>

You said it!

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 22, 2007, 9:11:52 PM12/22/07
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:32:25 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <iklom31h0r9mao6t0...@4ax.com>,
> Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:29:29 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> > evident:
>> >> >
>> >> > Acme
>> >> >
>> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >
>> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >
>> >> > Penguins
>> >> >
>> >> > Beer
>> >> >
>> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >
>> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >
>> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > Bed
>> >>
>> >> Say what?
>> >
>> >bed
>> >
>> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >
>> The ladies do tell me that...
>
>what?
>

You don't expect me to get up and put the fire on for tea do you?

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 22, 2007, 9:13:01 PM12/22/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:43:16 +0000, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
wrote:

>mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> > >
>> > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
>> >
>> > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
>>

>> http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
>dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>
>They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.

1 L0v3 b00b13s!!!

Bed


mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 10:07:49 PM12/22/07
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In article <c0hrm3pob9gssm6ig...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

i think look like a bunch of boobs

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 10:08:22 PM12/22/07
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In article <utgrm395slr79kkoj...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:32:25 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <iklom31h0r9mao6t0...@4ax.com>,
> > Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:29:29 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
> >> >> > evident:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Acme
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Jaspar
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Penguins
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Beer
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Extra Cheese
> >> >> >
> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Bed
> >> >>
> >> >> Say what?
> >> >
> >> >bed
> >> >
> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
> >> >
> >> The ladies do tell me that...
> >
> >what?
> >
> You don't expect me to get up and put the fire on for tea do you?

how about for my bee?

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 10:08:34 PM12/22/07
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In article <msgrm31c2ri2053so...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

it?

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 22, 2007, 10:53:53 PM12/22/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:07:49 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <c0hrm3pob9gssm6ig...@4ax.com>,
> Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:43:16 +0000, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> > >
>> >> > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
>> >> >
>> >> > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
>> >>
>> >> http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
>> >dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>> >
>> >They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.
>>
>> 1 L0v3 b00b13s!!!
>
>i think look like a bunch of boobs
>

I think I like l00king at b00bs

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 22, 2007, 10:54:45 PM12/22/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:08:34 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Bed
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Say what?
>> >> >
>> >> >bed
>> >> >
>> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >> >
>> >> The ladies do tell me that...
>> >
>> >what?
>> >
>> You said it!
>>
>>
>>
>
>it?

No, what.

Bed


Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 22, 2007, 10:54:18 PM12/22/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:08:22 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Bed
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Say what?
>> >> >
>> >> >bed
>> >> >
>> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >> >
>> >> The ladies do tell me that...
>> >
>> >what?
>> >
>> You don't expect me to get up and put the fire on for tea do you?
>
>how about for my bee?
>

Not even by three!

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 11:28:32 PM12/22/07
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In article <kvmrm3l2skktd9rjj...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

who?

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 11:30:13 PM12/22/07
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In article <pumrm35e4mb5b1g3j...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

gee
i queue for tea for my bee and jay
why?

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 22, 2007, 11:30:45 PM12/22/07
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In article <ltmrm3hjslet05gc9...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

> On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:07:49 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <c0hrm3pob9gssm6ig...@4ax.com>,
> > Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:43:16 +0000, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
> >> >dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
> >> >
> >> >They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.
> >>
> >> 1 L0v3 b00b13s!!!
> >
> >i think look like a bunch of boobs
> >
> I think I like l00king at b00bs

what about goony birds?

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Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 23, 2007, 2:11:26 PM12/23/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:28:32 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Bed
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Say what?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >bed
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> The ladies do tell me that...
>> >> >
>> >> >what?
>> >> >
>> >> You said it!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >it?
>>
>> No, what.
>>
>> Bed
>>
>>
>
>who?
>

Who? You!

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 23, 2007, 2:14:28 PM12/23/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:30:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Bed
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Say what?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >bed
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> The ladies do tell me that...
>> >> >
>> >> >what?
>> >> >
>> >> You don't expect me to get up and put the fire on for tea do you?
>> >
>> >how about for my bee?
>> >
>> Not even by three!
>
>gee
>i queue for tea for my bee and jay
>why?
>

Nay, not even for a Bee Jay.

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 23, 2007, 2:15:44 PM12/23/07
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On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:30:45 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
>> >> >dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>> >> >
>> >> >They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.
>> >>
>> >> 1 L0v3 b00b13s!!!
>> >
>> >i think look like a bunch of boobs
>> >
>> I think I like l00king at b00bs
>
>what about goony birds?
>

Do you think I am loony?

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 23, 2007, 2:17:36 PM12/23/07
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In article <8mctm3hsvc86dvhaq...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

i do?

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 23, 2007, 2:19:15 PM12/23/07
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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:25:35 +0000, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
wrote:

>mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> > > > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
>> > >
>> > > http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
>> > dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>> >
>> > They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.
>>
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/image_galleries/
>> hindhead_baby_bird_gallery.shtml
>

>As it happens, Hindhead is just ten miles from my birthplace.

It's an ocean and a continent away from my birthplace. Two continents
and an ocean if you go the other way.

Bed


mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 23, 2007, 4:20:09 PM12/23/07
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In article <11dtm3pleib4o6bn7...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

going another way theres a continent an ocean a continent the same ocean again
a continent a sea and a continent

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 23, 2007, 4:20:39 PM12/23/07
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In article <8tctm3tpfdm7mad53...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

are you still in texas?

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 23, 2007, 4:21:53 PM12/23/07
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In article <nrctm35p25arp79ak...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

you see?

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 24, 2007, 2:04:12 PM12/24/07
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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:17:36 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be self
>> >> >> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Bed
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Say what?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >bed
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> The ladies do tell me that...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >what?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> You said it!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >it?
>> >>
>> >> No, what.
>> >>
>> >> Bed
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >who?
>> >
>> Who? You!
>
>i do?
>

Mariposa, your a pretty fly friend but I don't know you well enough to
get married.

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 24, 2007, 2:07:02 PM12/24/07
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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:20:09 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >As it happens, Hindhead is just ten miles from my birthplace.
>>
>> It's an ocean and a continent away from my birthplace. Two continents
>> and an ocean if you go the other way.
>
>going another way theres a continent an ocean a continent the same ocean again
>a continent a sea and a continent
>

What would be the shortest and longest routes taken if one were to
alight upon each continent and swim in each ocean once.

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 24, 2007, 2:08:24 PM12/24/07
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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:20:39 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
>> >> >> >dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> 1 L0v3 b00b13s!!!
>> >> >
>> >> >i think look like a bunch of boobs
>> >> >
>> >> I think I like l00king at b00bs
>> >
>> >what about goony birds?
>> >
>> Do you think I am loony?
>
>are you still in texas?
>

Ah've been down heah in TexasS since nineteen hunnert and ninety fave!

Yeah, ah'm still heah.

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:21:53 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Not when I'm asleep at three.

Bed


mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 24, 2007, 4:25:24 PM12/24/07
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In article <lt00n3p9fd0t4r1ks...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

oh gee i won too
why you see
you ate a tea for bee

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 24, 2007, 4:25:47 PM12/24/07
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In article <rq00n3ds4epfnatti...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

youre loonie

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 24, 2007, 4:26:22 PM12/24/07
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In article <im00n3dor7p8ad9te...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

i missed the arctic ocean

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 24, 2007, 4:27:27 PM12/24/07
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In article <ni00n35lqv4q25m0a...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

its easy to become a pastor of the universal life church
and then you can marry anybody (who can legal marry)

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 24, 2007, 7:39:34 PM12/24/07
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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:25:47 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> >> > >> The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> > >the fundamental truths of buffy the vampire slayer
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > In this case you must be talking about B00BIES!!!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/pages/
>> >> >> >> >dancing%20blue-footed %20booby.html
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >They're pretty k3w1 d00d5, those BFBs.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> 1 L0v3 b00b13s!!!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >i think look like a bunch of boobs
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I think I like l00king at b00bs
>> >> >
>> >> >what about goony birds?
>> >> >
>> >> Do you think I am loony?
>> >
>> >are you still in texas?
>> >
>> Ah've been down heah in TexasS since nineteen hunnert and ninety fave!
>>
>> Yeah, ah'm still heah.
>
>youre loonie

Loony for b00bies!!!

Bed


Blue_Eyed_Devil

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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:26:22 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >As it happens, Hindhead is just ten miles from my birthplace.
>> >>
>> >> It's an ocean and a continent away from my birthplace. Two continents
>> >> and an ocean if you go the other way.
>> >
>> >going another way theres a continent an ocean a continent the same ocean
>> >again
>> >a continent a sea and a continent
>> >
>> What would be the shortest and longest routes taken if one were to
>> alight upon each continent and swim in each ocean once.
>
>i missed the arctic ocean
>

Embrace the Penguin for he will give you the strength to brave frigid
waters.

Bed


Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 24, 2007, 7:41:25 PM12/24/07
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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:27:27 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths to be
>> >> >> >> >> >> > self
>> >> >> >> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Bed
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Say what?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >bed
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >big comfy place you have to leave on cold dark mornings
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> The ladies do tell me that...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >what?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> You said it!
>
>> >> >> >it?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, what.
>

>> >> >who?
>> >> >
>> >> Who? You!
>> >
>> >i do?
>> >
>> Mariposa, your a pretty fly friend but I don't know you well enough to
>> get married.
>
>its easy to become a pastor of the universal life church
>and then you can marry anybody (who can legal marry)
>

Does this church allow Penguins?

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 24, 2007, 7:53:32 PM12/24/07
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In article <eck0n3ht7oujcnj28...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

since they are unburdened by doctrine or faith
i would guess so

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 24, 2007, 7:53:51 PM12/24/07
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In article <jak0n31evojesn242...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

penguins avoid teh arctic too

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:53:32 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Do they allow devilish pagan atheist Penguin worshipper's such as
myself?

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Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 24, 2007, 11:10:36 PM12/24/07
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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:53:51 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >As it happens, Hindhead is just ten miles from my birthplace.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It's an ocean and a continent away from my birthplace. Two continents
>> >> >> and an ocean if you go the other way.
>> >> >
>> >> >going another way theres a continent an ocean a continent the same ocean
>> >> >again
>> >> >a continent a sea and a continent
>> >> >
>> >> What would be the shortest and longest routes taken if one were to
>> >> alight upon each continent and swim in each ocean once.
>> >
>> >i missed the arctic ocean
>> >
>> Embrace the Penguin for he will give you the strength to brave frigid
>> waters.
>
>penguins avoid teh arctic too
>

Penguins have been found in the wild in the northern hemisphere.

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 25, 2007, 12:29:14 AM12/25/07
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In article <7k01n3htv4sogp2nh...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

and you may find yourself in a winter sea
and you may find yourself in another part of the world
and you may find yourself behind the wake of a large iceberg
and you may find yourself in an arctic ocean with a polar bear
and you may ask yourself - how did i get here

letting the days go by - let the water hold me down
letting the days go by - water flowing under ice caps
into the rime again - after the herrings fone
once in a migration - water flowing under ice cap

and you may ask yourself - how do i swim this
and you may ask yourself - where is that large iceberg
and you may tell yourself - this is not my arctic ocean
and you may tell yourself - this is not my polar bear

letting the days go by - let the water hold me down
letting the days go by - water flowing under ice caps
into the rime again - after the herrings gone
once in a migration - water flowing under ice cap

same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
same as it ever was same as it ever was

ice is melting and ice is removing
there is oil at the bottom of the ocean
russians claim the oil at the bottom of the ocean
remove the oil at the bottom of the ocean

letting the days go by - let the water hold me down
letting the days go by - water flowing under ice caps
into the rime again - in the silent wate
under the ice and snow - there is water under ice caps

letting the days go by - let the water hold me down
letting the days go by - water flowing under ice caps
into the rime again - after the herrings gone
once in a migration - water flowing under ice cap

and you may ask yourself - what is that arctic ocean
and you may ask yourself - how long are the bears claws
and you may ask yourself - am i southern or northern
and you may tell yourself - my cthulhu what have i done

letting the days go by - let the water hold me down
letting the days go by - water flowing under ice caps
into the rime again - in the silent wate
under the ice and snow - there is water under ice caps

letting the days go by - let the water hold me down
letting the days go by - water flowing under ice caps
into the rime again - after the herrings gone
once in a migration - water flowing under ice cap

same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
same as it ever was same as it ever was

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 25, 2007, 12:31:59 AM12/25/07
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In article <ci01n3dq0bacdopjc...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

that might be a plus
http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination

discordians on the other hand allow you to be a pope
http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 25, 2007, 2:12:59 PM12/25/07
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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:29:14 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

A wunnerful anthem to the glorious Penguin!

Bed

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 25, 2007, 2:15:48 PM12/25/07
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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:31:59 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Gruntwilligar is now a pope. I hope -AD- will forgive him.

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 25, 2007, 8:50:26 PM12/25/07
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In article <ull2n3pd52nuhdkar...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

all he has to do is declare plenary indulgence
then everybody has to forgive

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 25, 2007, 8:54:13 PM12/25/07
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> A wunnerful anthem to the glorious Penguin!

there was an ice shelf
now its open water
you got it you got it

there was an iceberg
now its a sauna
you got it you got it

if this is global warning
i wish i had a freezer
you got it you got it

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 25, 2007, 10:37:15 PM12/25/07
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On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:50:26 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Here in this newsfroup we hold the following truths
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > be
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > self
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > evident:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Acme
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Jaspar
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Gruntwilligar
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Penguins
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Beer
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Extra Cheese
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > All threads eventually turn to sex
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > The incredible beauty of the Mistresses of Acme
>

-AD- is The Pope! He also has many camels.

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 26, 2007, 12:25:05 AM12/26/07
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In article <62j3n3hr1rfab7qd0...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

we are all popes now

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 26, 2007, 6:48:59 PM12/26/07
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On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:25:05 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

But only the one true pope of Acme has camels,

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 26, 2007, 7:23:30 PM12/26/07
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In article <f2q5n3he4lj7ovip1...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

Dark clouds before our eyes
Can't face the morning skies
Day comes a day too soon
I'm waiting for that silver moon

Maybe I'm wrong
But I'm feeling like another night
Would make it alright

Twilight is fading through
Seems like I'm fading too
How can I believe it's real
When nothing starts to stop this wheel?

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 26, 2007, 9:23:34 PM12/26/07
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On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:23:30 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Thereby proving the law of conservation of motion.

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 27, 2007, 12:19:17 AM12/27/07
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In article <4436n3l4i4lmunkf7...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

its a more a conversation of emotion

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 27, 2007, 5:20:39 PM12/27/07
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On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:19:17 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

What kind of sleeve is a heart best pinned to?

Bed

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 27, 2007, 6:19:00 PM12/27/07
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In article <o898n3potq3kd83f7...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

greensleeves

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 28, 2007, 11:18:21 AM12/28/07
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:19:00 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>greensleeves
>

Are you sure about that Mister?

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mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 28, 2007, 7:03:20 PM12/28/07
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In article <hd8an35jtlbu2vf5k...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

currently on jerry springer
theyre wheeling in a coffin wiht a guy claiming to be a vampire

im not sure about anything

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 28, 2007, 9:35:46 PM12/28/07
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:03:20 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Springer is so passe! Watch Jose Luis sin censura.

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mariposas rand mair fheal

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Dec 28, 2007, 11:23:00 PM12/28/07
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In article <micbn3lbikmrb898s...@4ax.com>,
Blue_Eyed_Devil <Blue_Ey...@mindspring.com1> wrote:

anytime im blue and sad i can watch springer and know
that are people even bigger losers than me

Blue_Eyed_Devil

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Dec 29, 2007, 10:19:33 PM12/29/07
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:23:00 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Then you've never seen Jose Luis. It's Springer in spanish.

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