CHENNAI, India (AFP) - An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to
overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death
two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said.
The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in
the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after
killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree.
A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to
walk.
Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by
the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he
married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said.
After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a
four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu
wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.
The canine bride, named Selvi, was adorned in a sari and flowers and brought
to the temple by village women. A Hindu priest conducted the ceremony.
The reports, however, said Selvi the dog attempted to make a run for it --
apparently due to the large crowds -- but was eventually tracked down and
returned to her new 'husband'.
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> Hindu man marries dog to beat 'curse'
Hey look, a crazed Catlick is trolling with the same crap a crazed Mooslim
is!
From: "Firnando" <geovani_t...@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism,alt.religion.islam
Subject: Hindu man marries dog to beat 'curse'
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:26:20 +0200
Message-ID: <hhb4bc$seg$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
LC~ Another fine example of Your Mind On Religion.
"I'm a devout Catholic and would like to see the Muslims start
stoking-up the ovens in Tel Aviv. "
From: "Auric Hellman" <adhe...@volcanomail.com> a/k/a "J"
Message-ID: <1158543753.0...@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
What the fuck? The turbaned and circumcised version of you that goes by
the nym Firnando already posted this shite.
Why don't you two fucks synchronize your bullshit before posting?
--
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You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?
I suppose that's a good thing, but I don't really
see the connection.
-jc
Bad news travels fast. It doesn't stop just because another source reported
it first.
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J Young
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You're obviously lying, nazi boy, since you wingnuts insist that it is
impossible for such a marriage to occur.
>CHENNAI, India (AFP) - An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to
>overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death
>two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said.
But you say that such things are not possible.
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rfis...@sonic.net
> Hindu man marries dog to beat 'curse'
So this was a gay dog?
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> Well, I guess since India doesn't recognize gay marriage,
> you're trying to argue that people will be less likely
> to marry their dogs if gay marriage is legal, right?
>
> I suppose that's a good thing, but I don't really
> see the connection.
Once the flood-gates are opened, there will be no limit to what will
legalized; polygamy, bestiality, child brides and grooms; if you can imagine
it, you can marry it.
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List all the jurisdictions with legal same-sex marriage where that
has happened:
Carl
a.a. 1966
>> Well, I guess since India doesn't recognize gay marriage,
>> you're trying to argue that people will be less likely
>> to marry their dogs if gay marriage is legal, right?
>>
>> I suppose that's a good thing, but I don't really
>> see the connection.
>
>Once the flood-gates are opened, there will be no limit to what will
>legalized; polygamy, bestiality, child brides and grooms;
Therefore ALL marriage must be banned and ALL sex must be banned.
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rfis...@sonic.net
What an utterly stupid example of box-turtle
panic, you prat.
--
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is no God. I equally cannot
prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian god
may exist; so may the gods of
Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But
no one of these hypotheses is
more probable than any other: they lie outside the
region of even probable
knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to
consider any of them."
-Bertrand Russell
Yet, somehow, in India a man can marry a dog but cannot marry a man. Why
didn't the floodgates open in India? For that matter, how did it become
possible for a man to marry a dog in India when he cannot marry a man?
If same-sex marriage is the gateway to all of that, how come it did not
happen first?
People marrying animals in India has been the result of same-sex marriage
nor has it resulted in same-sex marriage. One is neither the cause nor the
effect of the other. So where is the relationship that justifies the
Subject headline "What to expect if 'gay marriage' becomes legal"?
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What a shame for your idiocy that it happened in a country that
doesn't recognize same sex marriage.
Bullshit. Several countries and a number of our own states recognize
same sex marriage with no such problems. You chose a country that
doesn't recognize same sex marriage, about a case of religious
nuttery. Sounds a lot like the catholic pedophile organization to me.
...never mind that it will be no surprise if you've already made attempts at
those, Junked Young.
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No.
Nothing to do with 'gay marriage,' Junkie Young.
PDW
Esp if it fits your kinds propaganda.
PDW
No.
PDW
Esp if it fits your kinds propaganda.
PDW
Good Gawd!
That's insanely stupid, even by "Js'" insanely stupid standards.
fifty years ago, the catholic press of Spain was predicting that
Danish would fall into an abyss of depravity for he made a Bill
permitting the public selling of pornography. The announced that they
would suffer countless rapes, and crimes, because of the free selling
of pornography.
It reminds me when they were saying that masturbation would you
blind, humpbacked and rachitic.
leopold
.
...and...you're demonstrating this because it happened in a
country that *doesn't* recognize gay marriage rather than
any of the numerous countries that do.
This is pretty lame even by your lame standards,
-jc
> --
> J Young
> Jvisi...@live.com
I admire you, jj for your strong beliefs. Any homosexual can get
married in Canada and that has been the cause for about 5 years.
Mostly it is only the rich homosexuals that get married.
Well, think about it for a moment. Some guys and women think they
married a nice guy or woman and it turned out the person was referred to
as a dog. Now men and women who feal cheated by their first marriage
can actually marry a dog if we are to believe this poster.
And that's an even lamer argument then IBen's.
PDW
Because if gay marriage is legal you'll screw only other men?
--
Ray Fischer
rfis...@sonic.net
> To permit homosexuals to marry is an attack against the survival of the
> human species
Now THAT'S funny!
Stupid beyond belief, and most assuredly a lie, but funny.
A soon as gay marriage hits my state, I am going to divorce my wife of 31
years and live as a hermit in a cave. I don't see an alternative.
Yep, they sure are posing a threat to the other 6 billion + that aren't
gay.....
I would posit that the unlimited breeding of the straight population is
more of a threat to the homosexuals that the LACK of breeding on their
part ever was, or will be.
With about 6.8 billion people on the planet, I doubt you'll have to worry
about that for a few billion years, considering homosexuals are 1-3% percent
of humanity. (At the high end of that estimate, that means there are 200
million homosexuals on the planet. Enjoy your paranoia.)
--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?
>> Someone purporting to be "Greg Gladden" <gla...@houston.net> created a
>> brand new nym and wrote in message news:hhfhvt$fmd$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
>>> To permit homosexuals to marry is an attack against the survival of the
>>> human species
>> Now THAT'S funny!
>> Stupid beyond belief, and most assuredly a lie, but funny.
> True, even though there's no houston.net. "Greg" is your run of the mill
> anonymous coward.
Perhaps...or not.
What we know is that "Greg" made his very first post to this thread, using
aioe and a particular newsreader, currently being used by a serial offender.
That particular kook has a real fixation of Houston, as well.
Hmmmmm....
Let's see if "Greg" returns.
<evil grin>
>> Now THAT'S funny!
That's pretty extreme.
I'm only going as far as closing the curtains, turning off the lights, and
waiting for further instructions from "Greg".
>> Now THAT'S funny!
Birth control in the water supply, I tell you!
Note that this happened in a country where same-sex marriage is
illegal.
You don't need same-sex marriage for some heterosexuals to act like
idiots.
>> >> Now THAT'S funny!
That was intended as a suggestion, not an observation...
<G>
You noticed the similarities in the personas, too? ;-)
If you have been married for 31 years, your wife will be entitled to
half your assets of your marriage and half your pension. Would you even
have enough to life on after your wife is paid out after the divorce. I
suggest that you reamin married, and ensure that all your wife's fertile
years are used for producing offspring to make up for those homosexuals
who would rather buy a bigger house, have a fancier car and travel the
world rather than spend $30 a day raising a single offspring that brings
the hardship known only to well to the world of feed children and givng
them a good education.
Ah, I thought we were on to the fluoride in the water conspiracy, again.
:)
P.O.E.
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that stuff."
The universe will suddenly -- and dramatically -- cease to exist. (Go figure.)
Who knew?
--
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I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.
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(Brought to you by SigChanger.)
Time for a pointed question: "Who imagined marrying you?"
> What to expect if gay marriage becomes legal...
A far BETTER and FAIRER America. Just as five of its states,
including my own state of Iowa, already are!
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evolve, and eventually people will look back on discrimination against
gays the way we look back on discrimination against blacks and women,
and wonder how people could ever have been such troglodytes.
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If heterosexuals see the awesome life that homosexuals live and lead,
they may decide for instance that no matter what the bible says or their
parents say, the couple will say no to children they don't want or can't
afford. Additionally, sex is treated more broadly and more inclusively
by homoesexuals and this may help married straight couples emensely.
There are decent answer to the, sorry, dear, I have a headache with the
homosexual setting that currently isn't available culturally within the
heterosexual setting. So men will soon realize that they need not
divorce the wife, need not chat on the wife but can work out the problem
in a more mutual agreeable way than is generally currently possible.
Also in a homosexual or lesbian relationship one or the other don't run
the show, so you don't have the wife wearing the pants or the husband
running the show. The whole relationship is more equal.
So there are only gains to be made by permitting homosexual marriages.
And it is not the marriage aspect of it, it is that they will see and
observe greater inclusiveness in the community and there learn about the
differences.
That's what you want, Jon. You can stop dreaming.
It isn't going to happen. You tell us so much about
yourself when you send this kind of post.
LOL! Another christer idiot who can't tell the difference between
consenting adult citizens, and animals. What a buffoon you are J!
What do you expect from a coward who hides behind 'Anonymous'?
If you've already had kids, what difference would it make?
Stay with your wife. ;-)
Lets fix thing up here. There was a time before women had the right to
vote, get an education, get meaningful employment. When women became
lawyers and judges in the 1970s
The made a difference. Suddenly, divorce laws enabled women to divorce,
and take with them half the assets of the marriage and half the penions
of the marriage when the closed the door behind them.
Not much more then that, actually.
PDW