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Syd M
Jun 18, 2013, 1:30:15 AM6/18/13
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1. Why did God create woman?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
PDW
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
PDW
The Universal Infant
Jun 18, 2013, 8:51:42 AM6/18/13
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Q: How do we know God is a woman?
A: If God were a man, men would have pricks on their chins.
A: If God were a man, men would have pricks on their chins.
Susan Cohen
Jun 19, 2013, 12:55:09 AM6/19/13
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flak...@aol.com
Jun 20, 2013, 12:00:16 AM6/20/13
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Ken
J
Jun 20, 2013, 12:40:00 PM6/20/13
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On Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:55:09 -0700, Susan Cohen <fla...@verizon.net>
wrote:
For lack of a better word, Amen!
J Young
jdyo...@ymail.com
Honesty. Decency. Integrity
wrote:
J Young
jdyo...@ymail.com
Honesty. Decency. Integrity
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