Elton John Calls Jesus Gay
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gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
understood human problems."
Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder today:
Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say He was "super-intelligent" is
to compare the Son of God to a successful game-show contestant. More
seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label Him a sexual deviant. But
what else would we expect from a man who previously said, "From my point of
view, I would ban religion completely."
We're not sure what's worse-John's ignorance or intolerance. In any event,
if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But
given his recidivism, we won't even bother to ask. One thing is clear:
someone needs to straighten John out.
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Syd M.
> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
> gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
> understood human problems."
> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder today:
>
> Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say He was "super-intelligent" is
> to compare the Son of God to a successful game-show contestant. More
> seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label Him a sexual deviant. But
> what else would we expect from a man who previously said, "From my point of
> view, I would ban religion completely."
>
> We're not sure what's worse-John's ignorance or intolerance. In any event,
> if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But
> given his recidivism, we won't even bother to ask. One thing is clear:
> someone needs to straighten John out.
>
Does Dummyhue know that he just insulted his Saviour on a stick?
PDW
Uncle Vic
> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus
> was gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man
> who understood human problems."
This is no different than Batman calling Robin gay. Except Elton John is
real.
> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder
> today:
Who cares what that sniveling nincompoop says?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
"The Bible talks about the first rainbow after the Great Flood, and we see
rainbows in the sky today. This is proof of the divinity of Jesus Christ
and the existence of God." - Zacharias Mulletstein
BOB
news:Xns9D24DBB2...@216.196.97.131:
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "J" <Jvis...@live.com> wrote:
>
>> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus
>> was gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay
>> man who understood human problems."
>
> This is no different than Batman calling Robin gay. Except Elton John
> is real.
>
>> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder
>> today:
>
> Who cares what that sniveling nincompoop says?
>
That is a perfect description of Donohue.
JohnN
> Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote innews:Xns9D24DBB2...@216.196.97.131:
>
> > One fine day in alt.atheism, "J" <Jvisi...@live.com> wrote:
>
> >> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus
> >> was gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay
> >> man who understood human problems."
>
> > This is no different than Batman calling Robin gay. Except Elton John
> > is real.
>
> >> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder
> >> today:
>
> > Who cares what that sniveling nincompoop says?
>
> That is a perfect description of Donohue.
Especially the poop part.
JohnN
BOB
news:48c1e93b-39ec-43ff...@u20g2000yqu.googlegroups.com:
> On Feb 20, 10:38�am, BOB <s...@sd.net> wrote:
>> Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote
>> innews:Xns9D24DBB2288A4vicman@216.
> 196.97.131:
>>
>> > One fine day in alt.atheism, "J" <Jvisi...@live.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that
>> >> Jesus was gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate,
>> >> super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."
>>
>> > This is no different than Batman calling Robin gay. �Except Elton
>> > Joh
> n
>> > is real.
>>
>> >> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following
>> >> rejoinder today:
>>
>> > Who cares what that sniveling nincompoop says?
>>
>> That is a perfect description of Donohue.
>
> Especially the poop part.
>
He is what he eats...
> JohnN
>
jcon
> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
> gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
> understood human problems."
> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder today:
>
Once he got done dealing with his massive erection.
> Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say He was "super-intelligent" is
> to compare the Son of God to a successful game-show contestant.
I'm not sure what his problem is with that one. Is he saying Jesus
*wasn't* intelligent, or that Elton John should have said "super duper
intelligent"?
> More
> seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label Him a sexual deviant.
The Catholics are adamant the Jesus never had sex with anyone,
and as far as we know, he himself never said anything that gave
a clue to his sexual orientation, so it's a matter of academic
interest at best.
> But
> what else would we expect from a man who previously said, "From my point of
> view, I would ban religion completely."
>
As far as I can tell, Jesus had pretty much the same idea.
> We're not sure what's worse-John's ignorance or intolerance. In any event,
> if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But
> given his recidivism, we won't even bother to ask. One thing is clear:
> someone needs to straighten John out.
>
Are you volunteering to ...eh.... "discipline" Elton yourself, eh
Billy?
-jc
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> *Material from this website may be reprinted and disseminated with
> accompanying attribution.
>
> --
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news:3hkea5....@news.alt.net...
> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
> gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
> understood human problems."
> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder
> today: Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say He was
> "super-intelligent" is to compare the Son of God to a successful game-show
> contestant. More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label Him a
> sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously
> said, "From my point of view, I would ban religion completely."
> We're not sure what's worse-John's ignorance or intolerance. In any event,
> if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But
> given his recidivism, we won't even bother to ask. One thing is clear:
> someone needs to straighten John out.
> *Material from this website may be reprinted and disseminated with
> accompanying attribution.
Besides, orientation and character are not linked.
Bible, bad. Sex, good.
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Kevrob
> "J" <Jvisi...@live.com> wrote in message
>
>
> Someone need to straighten everyone out! Jesus never existed.
I'm perfectly willing to accept that there may have been an itinerant
preacher in the 1st Century of the Common Era who came to be known as
Yeshua bar Yussif. That doesn't mean that there's any credible
historical evidence that he was the "Jesus Christ" depicted in the New
Testament.
I just hope Levon is cool with his kid being gay!
Kevin
zamboni30...@yahooonspam.com
>It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
>gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
>understood human problems."
>Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder today:
>
>Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say He was "super-intelligent" is
>to compare the Son of God to a successful game-show contestant. More
>seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label Him a sexual deviant. But
>what else would we expect from a man who previously said, "From my point of
>view, I would ban religion completely."
>
>We're not sure what's worse-John's ignorance or intolerance. In any event,
>if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But
>given his recidivism, we won't even bother to ask. One thing is clear:
>someone needs to straighten John out.
>
>
This is no big deal. Since the beginning of time man has made god in
his image.
Anyone who believes in the Jesus character wants to believe that he
was a little, or even a lot, like themselves.
How else would you explain that a middle eastern jewish carpenter is
portrayed as a tall, well- groomed, blonde haired, blue-eyed stud boy
in eurocentric societies? If there was a Jesus, he probably looked
more like bin Laden than Ben Affleck.
Father Haskell
any of those parties he's always throwing.
The Whistleblower
Why someone has not yet gunned this pervert - Elton John-
down?
Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
> Subject: Elton John Calls Jesus Gay
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MarkA
> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
> gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
> understood human problems."
> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder
> today:
>
I wonder what makes Mr Donohue think that he has any more accurate
insight into the sexual orientation of Jesus than EJ does?
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AZ Nomad
>It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
>gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
He was misunderstood and it's too bad. He didn't die on the cross but was cut
down by his disciples and died during a subsequent all night buttfucking orgy.
It's too bad christians don't know the real story of his death. Instead of
crosses around their necks, they'd be wearing little gold didos.
Olrik
> On Feb 19, 11:34 pm, "J"<Jvisi...@live.com> wrote:
>
> Why someone has not yet gunned this pervert - Elton John-
> down?
Not everybody is an abject nazi like you, nor an homicidal, fascist
failure.
In any case, people like you who protest against gays are homosexuals
themselves. You just lack the courage to admit it. No wonder you're
impotent with real women.
<snip>
Tom S.
wrote:
>On Feb 19, 10:34�pm, "J" <Jvisi...@live.com> wrote:
<snip>
>
>> More
>> seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label Him a sexual deviant.
>
>The Catholics are adamant the Jesus never had sex with anyone,
>and as far as we know, he himself never said anything that gave
>a clue to his sexual orientation, so it's a matter of academic
>interest at best.
This, by itself, is enough to raise suspicions about the sexual
orientation of Jesus. In the Jewish society of that time, people were
expected - directed - to "be fruitful and multiple". The Pentateuch -
which all Christian denominations have in their versions of the bible
- even specifies the minimum number of times a week that a man and his
wife should have sex, based on the occupation of the man. And
multiple wives were a common enough occurrence for the Pentateuch to
lay down laws about the prohibited relationships between the wives - a
man couldn't be married to a woman and her sister at the same time nor
could he be married to a mother and daughter at the same time, etc.
In such a society it would have been an aberration for a man to get
out of his teens without at least one wife and to have passed thirty
an still be single must have been almost an abomination.
Tom S.
<snip>
>> Jvisi...@live.com
Smiler
ITYM 'dildos'. (Dido is a female pop singer!)
Would they put one of those atop their church steeple?
For the RCC, it would certainly be more appropriate than the cross.
--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
Uncle Vic
wrote:
> Why someone has not yet gunned this pervert - Elton John-
> down?
Morality? Fear of incarceration? OK, let me add, Fear of God?
Since when has Elton John ever hurt anyone? His music has been enjoyed by
countless people regardless of religious or *sexual* backgrounds. He's had
something to offer for everyone, even the classic bigot (see "Texan Love
Song").
What evidence do you have that EJ is a pervert? Please back this up with
something other than your own opinion.
Uncle Vic
> In such a society it would have been an aberration for a man to get
> out of his teens without at least one wife and to have passed thirty
> an still be single must have been almost an abomination.
Considering the *real* average life-span of a human being at the time (40
years, not 900), reproduction would have been a top priority in order to
keep increasing the population of believers. And the more wives, the more
families, the more babies, the more believers, and the more tithes the
church recieves. Holy crap, what were they waiting for? Boom-laka-laka-
laka, boom laka boom.
AZ Nomad
>AZ Nomad wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:34:46 -0500, J <Jvis...@live.com> wrote:
>>> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus
>>> was gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay
>>> man who
>>
>> He was misunderstood and it's too bad. He didn't die on the cross
>> but was cut down by his disciples and died during a subsequent all
>> night buttfucking orgy. It's too bad christians don't know the real
>> story of his death. Instead of crosses around their necks, they'd be
>> wearing little gold didos.
>ITYM 'dildos'. (Dido is a female pop singer!)
>Would they put one of those atop their church steeple?
>For the RCC, it would certainly be more appropriate than the cross.
absolutely.
And for no good reason, vampires in the movies would cower at the sight
of a dildo.
The Whistleblower
> Le 2010-02-20 17:29, The Whistleblower a écrit :
>
> > On Feb 19, 11:34 pm, "J"<Jvisi...@live.com> wrote:
>
> > Why someone has not yet gunned this pervert - Elton John-
> > down?
>
> Not everybody is an abject nazi like you, nor an homicidal, fascist
> failure.
>
> In any case, people like you who protest against gays are >homosexuals
> themselves. You just lack the courage to admit it. No wonder you're
> impotent with real women.
I love women body too much to even be thinking
there can another source of sexual pleasure besides
that creature. Anything about a woman fascinates me.
Her breasts, Ah the breasts, the shape of her body
her buttocks, her neck, her naked body, the vagina
Oh my God that special part... It takes a dose of perversion to
turn away from women. Homosexuality should be CRIMINALIZED.
To hell with the Jesus Seminar, To hell with Hellson
>
> <snip>
The Whistleblower
> What evidence do you have that EJ is a pervert? Please back this up >with
> something other than your own opinion.
YOU ARE JUST KIDDING RIGHT?
Or you would do or say anything just for you to
use the word EVIDENCE so that you can sound pedantic?
Alan Ford
the keyboard:
> I love women body too much to even be thinking
> there can another source of sexual pleasure besides
> that creature. Anything about a woman fascinates me.
> Her breasts, Ah the breasts, the shape of her body
> her buttocks, her neck, her naked body, the vagina
I agree. Your mom is hot.
--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?
Dhammd Idjit
> AZ Nomad wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:34:46 -0500, J <Jvis...@live.com> wrote:
>>> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus
>>> was gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay
>>> man who
>>
>> He was misunderstood and it's too bad. He didn't die on the cross
>> but was cut down by his disciples and died during a subsequent all
>> night buttfucking orgy. It's too bad christians don't know the real
>> story of his death. Instead of crosses around their necks, they'd be
>> wearing little gold didos.
>
> ITYM 'dildos'. (Dido is a female pop singer!)
When I am laid, am laid in earth, may my wrongs create
No trouble, no trouble in, in thy breast.
When I am laid, am laid in earth, may my wrongs create
No trouble, no trouble in, in thy breast.
Remember me, remember me, but ah!
Forget my fate.
Remember me, but ah!
Forget my fate.
Remember me, remember me, but ah!
Forget my fate.
Remember me, but ah!
Forget my fate.
> Would they put one of those atop their church steeple?
> For the RCC, it would certainly be more appropriate than the cross.
Those steeples really are phallic symbols, you know?
Smiler
> On 21.02.2010 12:59, The Whistleblower got sick and threw up all over
> the keyboard:
>
>> I love women body too much to even be thinking
>> there can another source of sexual pleasure besides
>> that creature. Anything about a woman fascinates me.
>> Her breasts, Ah the breasts, the shape of her body
>> her buttocks, her neck, her naked body, the vagina
>
>
> I agree. Your mom is hot.
You 'know' her too?
Smiler
So that's why we never see vampires around here!
And I thought it was the garlic.....
Smiler
One prick on the outside, many pricks on the inside.
BOB
@newsfe06.ams2:
> Alan Ford wrote:
>> On 21.02.2010 12:59, The Whistleblower got sick and threw up all over
>> the keyboard:
>>
>>> I love women body too much to even be thinking
>>> there can another source of sexual pleasure besides
>>> that creature. Anything about a woman fascinates me.
>>> Her breasts, Ah the breasts, the shape of her body
>>> her buttocks, her neck, her naked body, the vagina
>>
>>
>> I agree. Your mom is hot.
>
> You 'know' her too?
>
That's funny, I thought his mom was a guy.
Olrik
>>
>>> On Feb 19, 11:34 pm, "J"<Jvisi...@live.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Why someone has not yet gunned this pervert - Elton John-
>>> down?
>>
>> Not everybody is an abject nazi like you, nor an homicidal, fascist
>> failure.
>>
>> In any case, people like you who protest against gays are>homosexuals
>> themselves. You just lack the courage to admit it. No wonder you're
>> impotent with real women.
>
> I love women body too much to even be thinking
> there can another source of sexual pleasure besides
> that creature. Anything about a woman fascinates me.
> Her breasts, Ah the breasts, the shape of her body
> her buttocks, her neck, her naked body, the vagina
> Oh my God that special part... It takes a dose of perversion to
> turn away from women. Homosexuality should be CRIMINALIZED.
You're trying too hard, CB. Just accept what you really are.
Kelsey Bjarnason
> On Feb 21, 1:27 am, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
>
>> What evidence do you have that EJ is a pervert? Please back this up
>> >with something other than your own opinion.
>
>
> YOU ARE JUST KIDDING RIGHT?
Nope. All we know about EJ's sex life is that he's gay. He may also be
a pervert, but as far as I'm aware, nobody has substantiated this. Can
you?
--
An atheist with a Bible is a fundie’s worst nightmare!
Kelsey Bjarnason
> On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:34:46 -0500, J <Jvis...@live.com> wrote:
>>It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
>>gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
>
> He was misunderstood and it's too bad. He didn't die on the cross but
> was cut down by his disciples and died during a subsequent all night
> buttfucking orgy.
The Crucifixion - what can happen if you forget your safeword.
--
When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a
normal and wholesome life. - Sigmund Freud
Elijahovah
for Diana was not Elizabeth. When Diana said on the news
that there was a third person in this marriage then I had always
mistakely thought she meant The Queen. I was unaware
that it meant his affair. So those here defending EJ do so
merely because they dont have a list of names like they
did for Diana (presuming involved with everyone of them)
or the name that Charles was involved with. So then does
EJ stack up on that list above them or below them just
because there is no list. Does a full list for Diana place
her below Charles for having only one, someone married,
and who preceded Diana right thru it all. Have always wondered
whether getting propositioned in a bathroom means GM
was "deeply" involved when making music with EJ.
But as far "women" go, I have met mean who regard that
"special" part as the one on the back side of their wife.
So perversion isnt just defined by whether EJ is poked or poking.
Unattractive Meatball #7
>On Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:09:40 -0800, The Whistleblower wrote:
>> On Feb 21, 1:27 am, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
>>> What evidence do you have that EJ is a pervert? Please back this up
>>> >with something other than your own opinion.
>> YOU ARE JUST KIDDING RIGHT?
>Nope. All we know about EJ's sex life is that he's gay. He may also be
>a pervert, but as far as I'm aware, nobody has substantiated this. Can
>you?
Define "pervert." }:-} There has never been any indication thet Elton John
is a pervert. Quite the contrary, he's been Knighted for his humanitarian
activities, something that no god damned fucking Christian Republinazi has
ever been.
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Unattractive Meatball #7
>On Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:51:59 -0600, AZ Nomad wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:34:46 -0500, J <Jvis...@live.com> wrote:
>>>It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
>>>gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
>> He was misunderstood and it's too bad. He didn't die on the cross but
>> was cut down by his disciples and died during a subsequent all night
>> buttfucking orgy.
>The Crucifixion - what can happen if you forget your safeword.
ROFL!
archie dux
> It is being reported that Elton John told Parade magazine that Jesus was
> gay. "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who
> understood human problems."
> Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued the following rejoinder today:
"I'm not the man they think I am at all".
archie