groove is in th heart ( see australia and die )
coffee man
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we call them SAD tourists
see Australia and Die
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dont be one of these
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massive attack
'protection'
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been to see my dealer
just suckin down a cone
and
put in my new net access numbers
so it's all good
i priced an mp3 player at sixty odd
barbie girl steered me to one for 55
haveta see
128 mb i think
only been smashed a week
and im missin it bad already
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"flyin on th unicycle to mega music"
yeah but it was 32 meg
it's had it;s time
lived long enough
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i told kuta lady
umm
cant make it saturday
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"not what you told th other girls"
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she was gunna lend her car to jennifer for th weekend
"<<< smile >>>"
"jennifer's sister didnt think much of that"
watch this space
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zoe's a good kid
ya tell her to not stand on yer goolies and she can stand there
and she does
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technofreak
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it's an airconditioned pub with too many pretty girls
think i'll just go singin instead
"out in th street"
fresh air
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"like freepiss was gunna entice us"
"gotta fuckin drive after"
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it'd add twenty bucks worth of pot to my usage for th weekend
sorry
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the black eyed peas
"anxiety"
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"said i saw her show me th bush"
"but bought a fitty"
"next one i'll get bush ok"
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"i like yur yellow top"
she came back with so did her boyfriend
"and in th next breath lendin her car to her ex girlfriend"
"waddya reckon ?"
i reckon she's funny
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if it's got slits it always fits
"i liked that line"
thank you
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looking good matters
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tenacious d
'hard fucking'
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nirvana
'polly'
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i did this little ditty
what song jenny ?
"dont know why i didnt cum"
"barbie girl and i were singin it"
"boppin along"
think i was doin
dont know why she didnt cum
dont fuckin care
"no that was in th chorus"
"ya started sweet"
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sel smiled
barbie girl smiled
i smiled
dig it
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garbage
'queer'
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babrbie girl was wearin
seventies
like mohair jumper
gorgeous
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winter here
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"such as it is"
"in th sub tropics"
"still in a t shirt"
and nuthin else
"get out of my bedroom"
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more drugs over here
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run shirley
fuck ya
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i ad time to piss on th cat
and in th houseplant
just markin my territory
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couldnt get out th door last friday night
th big black male cat bailed me up
to rub faces
yeah alright digger
more drugs over here
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wow
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"that's where th mp3 player is"
k
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jewel
'break me'
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i dunno
i bend pretty far
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little brother bought a
xb falcon
with an impla floor shift
his dad
our dad
th man raised me
had an xp falcon
back in th sixties
with an impala floor shift
th old lady couldnt drive it
coudlnt push down hard enough ont h spring
o she only had second and third
but she'd nick it occasionally
faster than th beetle
i digress
or whatever it is
ya do
when ya tell a story stoned
i drove this xb home
last week
it's got rego still
old rego
black and white plates
weird
impala speed shift
with a six
goes like stink though
and an iron head
can rev it till
forever
th alloy heads go boom
he's talkin different options for th
project
muscle car
it's cop car blue
i think an ex police pursuit special
i can remember racing these fuckers and beatin em
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pink floyd
'fearless'
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ohh
yur poor police car cant catch my sidecar
i got a fuckin training wheel
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ya sit down to pee
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ya cant feel th gate
at all
little brother took it for a drive
first straight to reverse
ouch
he went right round th corner befor ehe tried though
said it was kinda sloppy
i've driven worse
ah man
i made a million changes cumin home from toowong
needs another gear hey
ya gota just
carry th fucker thru th gate
i remeber dad doin it
this car is so cool man
throw that land rover rubbish away
i vote for a big block
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th fucker's already lookin at another one
i dont think this one
will be his body
after all
if he goes tru to form
he'll purchase something liek five vehicles
before he finds th one he wants to build
th plan's fluid
but um
both his sons are after a turbo six
so now we're all in th mags
readin
horsepower figures
little brother built th first big blcok
manual
bronco
roundabouts
it's about time he left four wheel drives
and went back to muscle cars
shoulda seen th smiel on his son's face
no man
it dont drive like mine
not one bit
th xf is a fuckin limo in comparison
wait till ya feel th steerin wheel
specially with that rubber
fuck th jag young man
i think yur old man's gunna build ya falcon
"<<<smile>>>"
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i think we got a jag to get rid of
no-one wants to work on it
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'fuck off i want th rear end"
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hmmm
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already got some of th wheel nuts
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th xb looks much better without a grill
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"what are you thinkin ?"
intercooled
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"xc panel van"
gotta find a donor
"he's looking"
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he never paid me for that xc falcon
ya know
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"he's yur brother"
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little brother
we gotta make an
identical beast
one a six
one a big block
be liek th old days
when we were both on sidecars
yur young fella'll be on th road soon
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bill hicks
'people who hate people'
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i finally figured out
why i hate my best friend
he nearly killed me
with his kindness
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couldnt stay home with yur wife man
hurt my body too much
so i
went down to coles
and started ridin my unicycle
every night
and disappeared to th edge of th island on th weekends
was livin in a house with a woman i wasnt fuckin
heart stopped five times man
you pike dme up formt h hospital
i asked to move in
under th house
but
u preferred to grow yur marijuana there
u never listen to me
now you dont have to
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powderfinger
'rockin rocks'
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ya wouldnt make music less you were paid
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wanted to make music
in yur home
at two am
with two kids
and yur wife asleep
gotta keep it quiet man
when i sing
i can drown th thing i'm singin with
if i wanna change tack
i can take lead
wantin me to sing on idle
what's th point ?
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bill hicks
'lift me lord'
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kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of th eighties'
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watchin nicole and tom
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made us all sick more than once
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wasnt th mushies
honest
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i put it to my patron
to help me buy
an mp3 player
cause mine's in three pieces
it lasted a good fuckin long time
considerin th extreme unicyclin and all
did a dacpelant last week
and a big
slap fall
mp3 player in th hand
took th fall
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do re mi
'man overboard' remix
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described it to my mates as
a high side
fuckin wheel took off on me
cumin off th traffic island
stick leanin too far forward
and now way back
got past my feet speed
and
it's like walkin on air
and no fuckin control
cant step off
fuck i'm in thongs
heavy dew and
i've lost control
this is gunna be ugly
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thanks for all that trainin deb
tiny little bit of blood off th left knee
half cent
tryin to get
pounds per sure inch down
to take th
seven foot fall
fuck she threw me hi
dont know that anyone saw it
haha
suck shit
no more than a couple ppl anyway
<<<smile>>>
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when i threw th unicycle away
last saturday night
and threw it across th path
of th incomin group of ppl
but didn take anyone out
that's when he lost it
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that first slide did take yur breath away though
to a dead stop
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midnight oil
'golden age'
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i gotta say though
as a a mouth shutter
mount th beast
and
just ride straight off th gutter
it's usually sufficient
although some do go slack jawed
i dont look for reaction
i've seen enough
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singin in facepaint
brings out strange things in ppl
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i have th house to myself
for three days
first opportunity in ages
to put on facepaint
and be able to wash it off
in th dawn
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sister2sister
'what's a girl to do'
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"ow much he takes th range rover ?"
and leaves th land rover behind ?
"yeah"
hey i'd have a big ugle square boytoy to go play in
130 crewcab landie with big rubber
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hmm
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"THE BEACH"
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i aint takina lan rover on th beach
robbie's sank that last time
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good charlotte
'change'
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fuck i miss my suzuki sierra four wheel drive
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datsun motor
drivin over th dunes
on frazer island
largest sand island in th world
and me
one of th damn few black fellas currently on th fucker
sittin on a midden
thosuands of years of
my brothers
eatin seashells here
and tossin th remains in th SAME spot
what a neat ppl
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way i see it
we had four black guys
from four different places
makin music together
five when rock spider joined as well
he and i both fair skinned though
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"coffee man she calls you"
k
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massive attack
'safe from harm'
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do i still do that trick ?
says morticia
where i fly th surfboard above my head
th whole street clapped
in surfers paradise
more than once
th surfboard went down th queen street mall
one night
but not thru th fortitude valley
th wind has to be up
so th board willf ly
so you can push it thru th air
and not have to hold it up
flyin a surfboard
ya dont have to worry about ppl droppin in
they're too fuckin scared it'll go thru em
still got it's fins
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ya inch yur fingers
back down th length of th board
how far back can you go ?
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bjork
'big time sensuality'
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it is important
to pick good music
and th right rhythms
to pump into th ears
on th ten thousandth repetition
where's yur other wheel ?
can be offensive
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love ya's
HARD
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coffee man
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p.s.
pheremones can kill me
everbody needs a weakness...
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radiohead
'creep' acapella
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<<<smile>>>
so im sittin here
thinkin
is that it
is that th end of th page ?
todays journal entry
i can refuse to give
windows
comment on what was just written
"windows playin random songs"
but then
that wouldnt be
truth
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