autumn (and you are ?)

[the single wizard]

autumn (and you are ?)
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had no pot yesterday
and dint turn on th computer
give two addictions a break for th day

still straight till tomorrow

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"on ya paulie"

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fuck off

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music on

random
arlo guthrie
'chilling of th evening'
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seems apt

second day of autumn
yesterday was th first of march

fuckin cooled down too hey

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didnt sleep under a sarong last night
first night in

well three months anyway

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blisters in th crutch still healing
got little brother last night

i was boppin out th door after eleven

fairly normal

and he asked

what ya doin paulie ?

expectin to hear im goin for a ride on my unicycle
surfin round th block
at least

goin for a walk man

nearly fell out of his lounge chair

did th big big block
took me about an hour and a half

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city high
'caramel'
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he asked why

cause th fuckin blisters are still sore man
ya happy now ?

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same trip usually takes me about a half hour on th wheel

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nirvana
'lithium'
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"not drug fucked today"
means it'll taste extra nice tomorrow
dont bother me

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"pain's up"
der

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been nice actually
no chicks knocked on th door this time

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hard sleepin that first night
straight

takes a couple nights before
th sleep centre starts workin properly

had a good sleep last night

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"not ridin thursday night in town ?"
no

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you see me out doin work anywhere ?

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"on a pension"

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doesnt pay for th wheelin

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shakespears sister
'catwoman'
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"you havent rung her back"
"or womble"
"or morticia"
"or jane"

<<< smile >>>

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"See halle berry in th rasberries?"
yeah that was funny

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"havent seen th flick"
not goin to either

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scuse i
just stretching

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i aint searchin th car for buds
blisters should be good by tomorrow
go for a nice stoned pain free fly on th wheel then ok

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nice day outside

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dave lippman
'teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs'
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what ya wanna read in th bath ?
"phantom"
"oh ghost who rides on one wheel"

hey i only died once

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"five times in a row"

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pedantic bitch

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after this durrie ok
"tailor made"
<<< smile >>>

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bill hicks
'fevered egos'
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poor bugger died at 33

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later bill
bath's callin me
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green day
'time of your life'
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i know

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"no open pimples on th back"
that took a while
"was a bit uncomfortable with th photos with em'
i dig it

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jewel
'grey matter' live

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been off music for a couple days

"sang too much saturday night"

maybe only sing one day this week too
better performance

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"johnno says he's goin to sydney"
sorry to see ya go man

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"still be four or five to sing with"

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have to fix that door handle this week
fuckin falcon door handles

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"so only $25 worth of drugs then"

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butthole surfers
'pepper'
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yeah so one ride for th ppl ok

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"got a hankering to wheel down th mountain on one wheel again"
it'll happen
we hit th big beach this summer
"with a fuckin camera man runnin alongside in th surf"

why we dont do it too often

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"i know a few ppl wanna see th pics"
i havent seen em
go fuck yurself

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placebo
'i'll be yours'
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no i wont

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been ten months single
enjoyin it
go away

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'less pain"

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fuckin women

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stretching is
"hamstrings are still tight"

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and th abs

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did some damage saturday

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"jumped off one too many gutters"

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think th wizard only hits th streets
one night this week

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the kinks
'i need you'

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so

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cant pay for th painkiller
too many chicks

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"women are insane"
u got a different perspective cause of th blue balls
"still sucks"

ya get that

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"saturday night"
"i had this gorgeous little blonde chick"
"curled up on my legs"
"while i sang with johnno"

see

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portishead
'sour times'
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they dont fuck
they tease
and if they do fuck
it aint every day

u wanna be tortured by another woman ?
sleepin in a bed with no sex

"no"

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"just find it easier to go to sleep"
sorry

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u dont have a normal viewpoint
"tell me about it"

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be easier if they didnt take pics

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"came too close saturday hey ?"

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no comment

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"promised to be out there friday paulie"
hmm

maybe we kill saturday night then

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time will tell

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kylie minogue
'track no12'
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"let me give ya somethin for yur appetite"

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no thanks

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spin on
ctrl-f

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nirvana
'territorial pissings'
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i found a better way
pot and a unicycle
makes th nuts comfortably
numb

does a better job than a woman
women are unreliable

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"and fuckin deaf"
u ever met a girl who really listened to a boy ?

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"wizard's curse"
real wizard

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tenacious d
'tribute'
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"stuck in puberty ?"
feels like it
i'm middle aged

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"been a less painful year"
told a few girls to go and get fucked

"she said she loved you"
they all say that

"said she could fuck every day too"
they all say that too

always makes me laugh

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i dunno

ya tell em
ya dont unload as well wth masturbation
when th
stimulus

is from a live woman
layin in th bed just there

deaf as a fuckin post

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coldplay
'amsterdam'
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be alright if my brain worked around em
"blood's gone somewhere else"
"brain dont work so good"
maybe a smaller dick would help

"you arent cuttin that thing down"

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well keep annoyin em then
say all th wrong things
react wrongly
and dont get too drunk

"hard some times"

life wasnt meant to be easy

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"tell me about it"
and make me a cuppa tea will ya ?"
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there ya go

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powderfinger
'sunsets'
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i hung th sheet and towel on th line
"livin better"
thanks

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"how long can we go on ?"
till it ends
think positive

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"kuta lady said th house was lookin cleaner"
and walked into my bathroom while i was in th bath
"some things never change"

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too hot for a sarong
"was a chill in th air last night"
not now

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fresh apple green sheet on th bed this evening

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deborah coleman
'my heart bleeds blue'
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"what do you know about blue ?"

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"try livin with blue balls every time ya spend time with a chick"
"any fuckin where"

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ya dirty on it today
"straight"
"i can fuckin feel em"

"should get pain killer on th national health"
sweetie
when yur heart stopped
th hospital just said

go home

get over it

only one of you

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"still fucked"
"and they didnt even think of"
"electro ejaculation"

"whole body was turnin grey"

so

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they know it exists now
makes ya sleep a bit better

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"fucked world to live in"
still alive

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nice sunny day
and

no chick in sight

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"i have to go to th shop to buy durries"
a quick couple of minutes

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pink floyd
'pigs on the wing, pt 2'
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"no ya dont sweetie"

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"nice of ya to think so"

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"dont cope with it any better than ANY before you"
"sorry"

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"i try to keep th numbers down"
and keep goin out with yur exes

"dont have to start from scratch"

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kevin bloody wilson
'arr fuck'(the instrumental)
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"fuck ya wiz"
"this song just keeps startin and stoppin"
"ya magic prick"

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maybe it's th magic that keeps us goin
i really liked it
saturday night
when th nice lookin chick walked up

with a fucked split toenail
and asked th wizard for assistance

as it happens

i just happen to have a roll
of white
insulation tape
in my unicycle flyin utility belt

tonight

and can repair yur nail
so you can go dancin

here ya go sweetie

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the kinks
'who'll be th next in line'
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not again
pls

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lived with seven
dont let me b this dumb again

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"get respect from certain quarters"

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<<< smile >>>

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just dont offer me stripping again ok

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pj harvey
'send his love to me'
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"giggle"
fuck off

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not wind and rain that haunt me

"women"

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"least we havent been stalked in a while"

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th police protection order was supposed to stop
in february

she be able to talk to me now legally
"was on you"
protected me too
did i fight any of it ?

"no"

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every now and then
th phone starts ringin again

pick it up and
no one on th line

comes in bursts

"not havin anythin to do with my son"
"not dealin with you"

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"threw fuckin lawyers at me"
"i aint normal"
"i cant fight"
"and my stepdaddy was a murderer"

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next life
can i have

somethin easier pls ?

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kylie minogue
'01 slow'
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hmm

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"would be borin after what we've lived with"

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thirty years of testicle pain and a homicidal parent killin yur mum

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"i reckon th murder shit is easier to deal with"
do ya ?

five bullets in her face sister
and i was th only survivor on th scene

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sunny day
"still glad to be alive"

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bent life

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want free drugs
"life wasnt meant to be easy"
i wouldnt have to wean off
to make em work better

"no drug accomodation problems"

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do re mi
"warnings moving clockwise"
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old age ?
"no hope"

think positive
"not th right time man"

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is that what it's about ?
livin long ?

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"be fucked"
"th blue balls condition hasnt changed in thirty years"
"live till we die"

again

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"he wont send us for any more jobs"
he fucked up pretty bad

put me in an enclosed room
with 350 women in th room for nine hours

slow fuckin torture

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"they worry we'll crack"
th wizard is stronger than that

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pink floyd
'comfortably numb'
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thank you windows
it's pickin th music

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i went to th government
did some screamin

took me a few years to do it
thirty

mostly they turn a blind eye

something right out of th box
dont fit in any of th boxes

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dont have to do anything to comply
to get my checks

virtually a pension
for havin sore balls

got an exemption
bout time

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know i smoke drugs for th pain
know my condition
read my test results
and

dont put me in enclosed rooms with females anymore
"with perfume and highlighted sexual signals painted on her face"

ya gotta love women havent ya ?

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i dont arrive stoned outta my gourd for those meetings
wanna be able to articulate

got busted for ridin a unicycle thru a redlight at midnight
and done for drugs

did somethin a bit different for me though
i got a special meeting

with th government psychologist

he thinks th pot is th least of my probems
inclined to agree

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do re mi
'1000 mouths'
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what do ya do when ya got a problem like mine ?

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"didnt tell a soul till 27"

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thought it was normal

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"is for us"

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dont read comment
not interested in little girls tellin me to

go away

i got as much right to live and say my piece as anyone else

you can go and get fucked

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my fear
is i aint alone

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"and th others dont have our self control"

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massive attack
'inertia creeps'
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ride a unicycle for twenty minutes
they dont hurt as much

cuts th blood supply

and um
ya gotta find yur own solutions
i been married twice

women dont help

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have to b alive for when my son hits puberty
runs in my family

"to different degrees"

dont think like u do
dont want to

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"if it wasnt for th magic"
i'd be long dead

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sorry
havin a bad pain day
tomorrow will be different

wonder what i dreamed about durin th night ?

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"long as it wasnt nicole kidman on her knees"
"not helpful"

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cant control yur dreams
can wake up pullin six out of ten on th pain scale
with ten bein yur heart stops
from th pain shock

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"livin life on th edge"
only since eleven

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i'll die on th fuckin edge

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jenny tells me i promised to come out and play chicken
with th taxi cabs friday night

i probly will
but

five years and th magic still has me alive
"and no pedestrians in hospital"

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foo fighters
'learn to fly'

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flyin a unicycle
and doin drugs keeps me alive

women are overrated

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"think they overrate themselves"
"and they still got 100% control of th sex act"

have to get u into bed to do that

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"<<< smile >>>"

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watchin some chick go over th edge seven times in a night is awful

fuckin pleasant
it's th other shit i cant stand

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later
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the single wizard

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p.s.

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basement jaxx
'where's your head at'
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bout a half inch from my dick

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give me a minute

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at least women cant do it

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"was put here for a purpose"

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hmm

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ppl today dont listen

so

if ya find this
my diary

and i'm dead
go and get fucked

and um
enjoy life ok

u can do it if i can...