Eat yer heart out Snipey

[RustyHinge]

Fish digits, chipses, sugar snap peas, fried On!on & celery for breakfast.

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[Sn!pe]

RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> Fish digits, chipses, sugar snap peas, fried On!on & celery for breakfast.

Ghoti digits rool, OK. On!ons and celery too? Magnificent! [slaver]

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[RustyHinge]

On 23/09/2023 14:01, Sn!pe wrote:
> RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Fish digits, chipses, sugar snap peas, fried On!on & celery for breakfast.
>
> Ghoti digits rool, OK. On!ons and celery too? Magnificent! [slaver]
>

And for launch, puvpxra & zhfuebbz cvr (zzzzz! cvr!) with sugar-snap
peas (all gorn, now) green beans, parsnip, On!on & celery, fried in
EVOO, with Rusty's unpatented gravy - melt a dollop of butter in a
sospan fach, add mixed peppercorns and thyme pounded and ground with a
pestle and mortar, a modicum of ground dried garlic, plain flour and
half a lamb-stock cube, more than just a pinch of ground mace, stir
together over heat, stirring the while, add hot leek-water (not leak
water) until the correct consistency is attained
(stick-to-your-ribs-thickness), serve.

Bop! Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
OUT!
Bop!

[Sn!pe]

Wot, two hot meals in one day? I'd be utterly rotund if I did that.

[Ahem A Rivet's Shot]

On Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:01:18 +0100
snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Ghoti digits rool, OK

It is the most efficient harvest known. I've never seen a ghoti
that still has its fingers.

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Obit: Beautiful Theory died today of factual inconsistency

[RustyHinge]

On 23/09/2023 18:11, Sn!pe wrote:
> RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 23/09/2023 14:01, Sn!pe wrote:
>>> RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Fish digits, chipses, sugar snap peas, fried On!on & celery for breakfast.
>>>
>>> Ghoti digits rool, OK. On!ons and celery too? Magnificent! [slaver]
>>>
>> And for launch, puvpxra & zhfuebbz cvr (zzzzz! cvr!) with sugar-snap
>> peas (all gorn, now) green beans, parsnip, On!on & celery, fried in
>> EVOO, with Rusty's unpatented gravy - melt a dollop of butter in a
>> sospan fach, add mixed peppercorns and thyme pounded and ground with a
>> pestle and mortar, a modicum of ground dried garlic, plain flour and
>> half a lamb-stock cube, more than just a pinch of ground mace, stir
>> together over heat, stirring the while, add hot leek-water (not leak
>> water) until the correct consistency is attained
>> (stick-to-your-ribs-thickness), serve.
>>
>> Bop! Bop!
>> Bop!
>> Bop!
>> OUT!
>> Bop!
>
> Wot, two hot meals in one day? I'd be utterly rotund if I did that.
>

I've been a skinny abstrad all my life - I was once 6' 0½" and weighed
11 stone 7lbs. Now (perhaps) bits are falling-off or shrinking and I
weigh more like 10 stone. Need medicinal compounds like Brother Tony, innit.

Nice glass of cod-liver-oil? Skaal!

Nice glass of castor oil? Nah, put it in yer petrol, makes a fine UCL
and smells divine!

[RustyHinge]

On 23/09/2023 18:25, Ahem A Rivet's Shot wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:01:18 +0100
> snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Ghoti digits rool, OK
>
> It is the most efficient harvest known. I've never seen a ghoti
> that still has its fingers.
>

Coelacanth is trying to get there

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

On Sat, 23 Sep 2023 20:36:44 +0100
RustyHinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

> On 23/09/2023 18:25, Ahem A Rivet's Shot wrote:
> > On Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:01:18 +0100
> > snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
> >
> >> Ghoti digits rool, OK
> >
> > It is the most efficient harvest known. I've never seen a ghoti
> > that still has its fingers.
> >
> Coelacanth is trying to get there
>

Some people say that coming down from the trees was a mistake .. (Douglas
Adams, IIRC)

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[RustyHinge]

The two tribes on the savannah - Oomegoolies and we're the Hallarwe.

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[Adrian]

In message <20230924102444.1e8c...@127.0.0.1>,
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <ad...@127.0.0.1> writes

Indeed, and some thought that coming out of the oceans in the first
place was a mistake.

Adrian
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[Tease'n'Seize]

Adrian wrote:

> Kerr-Mudd, John writes

>
>> Some people say that coming down from the trees was a mistake .. (Douglas
>> Adams, IIRC)
>
> Indeed, and some thought that coming out of the oceans in the first
> place was a mistake.

[insert Guinness 'Evolution' advert here]