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Panopticon!~

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Apr 13, 2001, 6:33:53 PM4/13/01
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According to this source, it was Nicolaus Copernicus.

He wasn't only the great Polish astonomer, he was also a great
military commander in the army.

In the early 16th century, while he was commanding the defense of the
besieged Allenstein castle, a mysterious plague broke out among his
men.

After a series of eggsperiments he finally suspected that the
company's bread might be the culprit (perhaps,a "mold"?). Since
bread was essential to the men's diet, he tried several means of
treating the bread to prevent the disease from spreading.

One of these means was to coat the bread with a creamiy paste
obtained from churned milk. This had never been tried before - but it
didn't halt the plague.

It tasted soooo good, though, that the practice quickly caught on and
was soon copied throughout Europe.

Thus, Copernicus is the "Father of the Butty".

This bit of "in-teapot" knowledge is brought to you by........
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Bastard Bear

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Apr 13, 2001, 7:33:27 PM4/13/01
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"Panopticon!~" wrote:

> Thus, Copernicus is the "Father of the Butty".

A certain Earl of Sandwich might have had something to say to you ...

... except he's dead, so bollocks to him.
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Panopticon!~

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Apr 13, 2001, 8:13:13 PM4/13/01
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2001 00:33:27 +0100, Bastard Bear <bb...@cwcom.net>
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>"Panopticon!~" wrote:
>
>> Thus, Copernicus is the "Father of the Butty".
>
>A certain Earl of Sandwich might have had something to say to you ...
>
>... except he's dead, so bollocks to him.

Back of the class for you me boy!

Earl of Sandwich merely took two slices of bread
and put meat between them. I think he was playing
cards at the time and wanted a quick meal.

Nothing about "butties", though (bread AND butter).

But thanks for the thought :)
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Bastard Bear

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Apr 13, 2001, 11:20:15 PM4/13/01
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Hmmmmm ...

I think you'll find that was later, as part of Napoleon's research into
"margarine" (or at least a butter substitute) where bread was used as a
control, of sorts ... IIRC they tried minced up cow's udders at one
stage ... I kid ewe not ...

The Copernicus story sounds highly fishy ... or could that be an early
version of fish paste?

"What sort of fish is it?"

"A very big one ..."

Panopticon!~

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Apr 13, 2001, 11:52:09 PM4/13/01
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2001 04:20:15 +0100, Bastard Bear <bb...@cwcom.net>
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>"Panopticon!~" wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 14 Apr 2001 00:33:27 +0100, Bastard Bear <bb...@cwcom.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Panopticon!~" wrote:
>> >
>> >> Thus, Copernicus is the "Father of the Butty".
>> >
>> >A certain Earl of Sandwich might have had something to say to you ...
>> >
>> >... except he's dead, so bollocks to him.
>>
>> Back of the class for you me boy!
>>
>> Earl of Sandwich merely took two slices of bread
>> and put meat between them. I think he was playing
>> cards at the time and wanted a quick meal.
>>
>> Nothing about "butties", though (bread AND butter).
>
>Hmmmmm ...
>
>I think you'll find that was later, as part of Napoleon's research into
>"margarine" (or at least a butter substitute) where bread was used as a
>control, of sorts ... IIRC they tried minced up cow's udders at one
>stage ... I kid ewe not ...
>
>The Copernicus story sounds highly fishy ... or could that be an early
>version of fish paste?
>
>"What sort of fish is it?"
>
>"A very big one ..."

Somebody call me?

Oh right, butties........

I can't ask you for *your* source without givng you mine.

Scot Morris, *The Book of Strange Facts and Useless Information*
Garden City, New York: Doubleday & Company, Inc. 1979.

Nyer. :)
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Bastard Bear

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"Panopticon!~" wrote:

> I can't ask you for *your* source without givng you mine.
>
> Scot Morris, *The Book of Strange Facts and Useless Information*
> Garden City, New York: Doubleday & Company, Inc. 1979.
>
> Nyer. :)

Still sounds *highly* suspect to me.


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Panopticon!~

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Apr 14, 2001, 9:14:58 AM4/14/01
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2001 12:11:16 +0100, Bastard Bear <bb...@cwcom.net>
wrote:

>"Panopticon!~" wrote:


>
>> I can't ask you for *your* source without givng you mine.
>>
>> Scot Morris, *The Book of Strange Facts and Useless Information*
>> Garden City, New York: Doubleday & Company, Inc. 1979.
>>
>> Nyer. :)
>
>Still sounds *highly* suspect to me.

In that case, try these sources........

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/quiznet/message/2145

http://www.dellarco.com/ontarget/bodies/mailway.html

http://www.kharkov.net/home/english/welcome.htm

Also, *bread and butter* is a traditional staple of a Polish
breakfast...........

http://cwr.utoronto.ca/cultural/english2/Poland/polandENG.htm

HTH :)
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Bastard Bear

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Apr 15, 2001, 8:00:05 PM4/15/01
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*sigh*

Before the Net, people used to keep stuff in their brains ... I wonder
sometimes if the whole thing isn't a ruse on behalf on the Very Stupid
Party ...
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Apr 16, 2001, 10:36:08 PM4/16/01
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On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 01:00:05 +0100, Bastard Bear <bb...@cwcom.net>
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>


>Before the Net, people used to keep stuff in their brains ... I wonder
>sometimes if the whole thing isn't a ruse on behalf on the Very Stupid
>Party ...

People keep stuff in their brains now - even *after* the net. You'll
find it's the same folks, too.

The net just makes finding information, etc. a whole lot easier.

The Net is just like any other tool. You've got to use it properly to
get thee most out of it; if you don't know how to use it..........

GIGO

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