This is just a test!
Eric Vaughn Westphal
Is your life that boring that you have to read these? Hello! I guess
I nailed you didn't I? Yes - I did! So now you know, never mess with
me, because I'll only make you look like the fool that you are!
Flyman
jansfre
>I don't know why the hell you are reading this since it's just a test.
"Verily I say unto you, that the posts of truth shall with me sit, and sitting
with me shall the post of truths be. However, the posts of crap, which
can be seen with thine eyes as being t**ts, shall not with me sit, nor shall
they stand in my presence, for they shall be blown into tiny bits by those
who destroy t**ters and their works in such a manner as this."
It's ture, you can use quotes form the Bible for almost any occasion.
>Is your life that boring that you have to read these? Hello! I guess
>I nailed you didn't I? Yes - I did! So now you know, never mess with
>me, because I'll only make you look like the fool that you are!
I make myself look like the fool that I am, no one can do a better job at
it than I can, so don't even try...
There were people who at one time tried to make me look foolish, but they
just couldn't keep up with me... I tend to get a little too involved in the
moment, lucky for them the officer had a sense of humor... te he he...
> Flyman
^^^^^^ do they call you this because
you Bug them?
--
janusz nope,
jan...@ksu.ksu.edu try again... and this time
(913) 532-5275 try not to whimper... well, ok, just a little...
The Scarlet Manuka
Westphal) wrote:
FLAME BAIT! FLAME BAIT! FLAME BAIT! Also, imminent death.
My life isn't so boring that I have to read these; it's just that the
anticipation of horrible deaths occurring at my hand, well, it adds a
little spice to life at uni.
And no, you haven't "nailed" me, whatever you mean by that. And why
make me look like the fool I am? I _already_ look like the fool I am,
because - and this might be hard for you to follow, so listen carefully -
the fool that I am, is me! Thus making me look like the fool that I am
is a matter merely of making me look like myself; not a particularly
difficult task. What might be more impressive is if you could make me
look like a fool that I'm not.
TSM sprays Flyman with Dr. Kelly's patented ExplosiveFlyspray (TM).
Flyman buzzes around the room for a while, but then falls onto his back and
spins around. TSM throws a lighted taper at him, and ducks behind the
door.
BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
And remember, each time you come back and post things like that, you're
going to get blown up.
The Scarlet Manuka,
Befriender of Dragons,
Annihilator of T*sters...
______________________________________________________________________
The Scarlet Manuka, | "Cast but a glance at riches, and they
Befriender of Dragons, | are gone, for they will surely sprout
Annihilator of T*sters, is: | wings and fly off to the sky like an
sa...@madvax.maths.uwa.edu.au | eagle." - Proverbs 23:5
______________________________I_______________________________________
*All opinions in this article are fictional. Any resemblance to real
opinions, whether living or dead, is purely coincidental.*
H.B. Kellick
You're about to see Mr. Flying Man (or you will be Flying soon enuff)
how boring our lives REALLTY are and how STUPID testers like yourself
help break the monotony.
(scene changes)
Flyman finds himself in the middle of a firing range.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Nah, too easy
(scene stretches realxes and changes to...)
The 3rd moon of Endor.
Flyman looks down, sees himself in Stormtrooper uniform and uh-ohs.
Then the attack starts.
"Yayayayayayayay!"
From everywhere, small little Troll-like-creatures appear out of
Nowhere.
Flyman takes his gun and levels it at one of them.
ZZzzzzap! Boosh!
"DamN! Missed!"
(Suddenly FLyman is hit from behind with a huge log)
(The next thing he clearly sees is he is in the mud and sinking. He
struggles to get up and finally manages it)
THUNK! CRASH! SPLUT!
(Flyman looks down and is in the mud again.)
(Meanwhile the war around him is not doing so hot for his side)
(Flyman gets up, levels his blaster and shoots)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
The tree next to him explodes. He's under fire.
(run run run run run run run run run run. Run run, you better run run.
When you're being chased, it isn't much fun)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAIEE! That was too close."
(run run run run run run SLIP! SPLUT! Get up! Run run run run run run
Slip! SPLUT!)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Whoah nellie! WAY too close!"
(To rebels)"HA! YOU MISSED YOU IDIO..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Trollbacca Growls
Translation: That's what YOU think!
SSSSSST aka Next week...Tester Wars. (adaption of Star Wars)
--
"You may be right, I may be crazy." "As I walk, I think about a new way to walk"
"Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam" "I'll be mellow when I'm dead"
"Star Trekkin' around the universe" "They're coming to take me away, Ha! Ha!"
***Welcome to My Insanity!!!!*** "I get by with a little help from my friends"
Eric S. Bruesch
Hmmm... anyone who posts with a subject line with the word "t***"
in it is going to get what (s)he deserves. I won't even touch this one,
except to point out that someone's life is so boring that he has to put
posts like this on the alt.
> Flyman
-- Eric B. Flypaper man
Eric Vaughn Westphal
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE! SO NICE TRY DUMBASS!
> qhe Scarlet Manuka,
> Befriender of Dragons,
>Annihilator of T*sters...
>______________________________________________________________________
> The Scarlet Manuka, | "Cast but a glance at riches, and they
> Befriender of Dragons, | are gone, for they will surely sprout
>Annihilator of T*sters, is: | wings and fly off to the sky like an
>sa...@madvax.maths.uwa.edu.au | eagle." - Proverbs 23:5
>______________________________I_______________________________________
Oh YES! It's quite easy for me to understand! I know that you being a fool
is just being you, but I was opening the eyes of every other reader. I'm sure
it's tough for them to believe that there are fools/nerds as big as yourself.
I think you and your DR. KELLY need some help. The spray was unsuccessful -
just like your "attempt" at flaming me ! BLNT!
Flyman
Type O Negative
>>> Is your life that boring that you have to read these? Hello! I guess
>>> Flyman
>> FLAME BAIT! FLAME BAIT! FLAME BAIT! Also, imminent death.
>>Flyman buzzes around the room for a while, but then falls onto his back and
>>spins around. TSM throws a lighted taper at him, and ducks behind the
>>door.
>>
>> BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
>
>> And remember, each time you come back and post things like that, you're
>>going to get blown up.
>I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE! SO NICE TRY DUMBASS!
>is just being you, but I was opening the eyes of every other reader. I'm sure
>it's tough for them to believe that there are fools/nerds as big as yourself.
>I think you and your DR. KELLY need some help. The spray was unsuccessful -
>just like your "attempt" at flaming me ! BLNT!
> Flyman
Flyman, I think you need to take a chill pill.........
Ok, alt.1ders, it's time for a poll, how many of you think that the
reason Flyman is acting so damned beligerent is because he looks like
Jeff Goldblum did in "The Fly" when his nails and teeth and ears and
stuff started falling off his face????
If you ask me, I think Flyman needs the help, not Dr. Kelly or TMD.
/\_./o__ The Mysterious Dragon
(/^/(_^^' Manuka Tamer at Large and Defender of Manukas!
._.(_.)_ I'm a dragon so I have an excuse to flame.
James T. Jacobs
: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
!
: Trollbacca Growls
: Translation: That's what YOU think!
: SSSSSST aka Next week...Tester Wars. (adaption of Star Wars)
: --
Sir James the Mole aka there you go, littering the forest with tester-bits
again. <sweep, sweep> That'll be $2.98. (This was not an amusing tester).
Eric S. Bruesch
> Flyman, I think you need to take a chill pill.........
>
> Ok, alt.1ders, it's time for a poll, how many of you think that the
> reason Flyman is acting so damned beligerent is because he looks like
> Jeff Goldblum did in "The Fly" when his nails and teeth and ears and
> stuff started falling off his face????
> If you ask me, I think Flyman needs the help, not Dr. Kelly or TMD.
Remember, Flyman, take your medication as the doctor prescribed.
If you miss a day, don't double up the next day, as you seem to have done.
You've got a good point, O-Neg. Those back hairs stiff enough to
cut someone's hand have just |GOT| to ruin this guy's day. And having to
regurgitate on your food before you ingest it is socially unacceptable
(at least in fancier restaurants), so I guess we should feel pity for this
poor fellow.
Or, not.
-- Eric B. Flypaper Sensei
Nathan A Mannix
> >>> I don't know why the hell you are reading this since it's just a
test.
> >>> Is your life that boring that you have to read these? Hello! I
guess
> >>> me, because I'll only make you look like the fool that you are!
> >>> Flyman
> >> FLAME BAIT! FLAME BAIT! FLAME BAIT! Also, imminent death.
> >[snippage to appease the gods of bandwidth]
> >>Flyman buzzes around the room for a while, but then falls onto his
back and
> >>spins around. TSM throws a lighted taper at him, and ducks behind the
> >>door.
As a dedicated pacifist, i must object to this wanton display of senseless
violence!! This sort of aggression is barbaric and should be reserved for
those who really deserve it - like prideful little maggots (not yet mature
enough to be flies), egotistical megalomaniacs who intentionally do things
for the sole reason of attracting negative attention, and, most of all,
this hostility should be reserved for te*ters!
(Scans above message again)
Oh...Go on ahead.
With my blessings.
and my lighter...
> >> BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
The Village Idiot!!! *Remember, an unemployed jester*
(nmannix of gac.edu) * is nobody's fool!! *
Bonni Hall
In a previous article, hbk...@ultb.isc.rit.edu (H.B. Kellick) says:
>***********************ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF ALT.1D********************
>Ignore him.
>Plain and simple.
>All he wants is attention, anything you say, anything you send will have
>him laughing up a storm.
>Don't give him what he wants.
>TSM, Dr. GriffiTH, whomever, just ignore him.
>Sooner or later he'll give up trying to get attention here and move
>onward.
>And we can say we won.
>Thank you.
>****************************************************************************
We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
him! Or you, for that matter.....
--
--<--{--{@ --<--{--{@ --<--{--{@ --<--{--{@ --<--{--{@ --<--{--{@
Bonni Hall, Minister for the Management of Huge Tracts of Land
"Be bonny and blythe" -Shakespeare (bh...@prairienet.org)
@}--}-->-- The Redhead With the Attitude
H.B. Kellick
>I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE! SO NICE TRY DUMBASS!
>
>is just being you, but I was opening the eyes of every other reader. I'm sure
>it's tough for them to believe that there are fools/nerds as big as yourself.
As for your choice of words on our friend, I care not to hear. This is
not a popularity contest here. As for the other readers, it seems that
none of them cares a bit on your thoughts here. So let me some up what
each of us thinks.
Sir, you are wrong. We don't give a monkey's ass what you think of us.
>
>I think you and your DR. KELLY need some help. The spray was unsuccessful -
>
>just like your "attempt" at flaming me ! BLNT!
>
> Flyman
***********************ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF ALT.1D********************
Ignore him.
Plain and simple.
All he wants is attention, anything you say, anything you send will have
him laughing up a storm.
Don't give him what he wants.
TSM, Dr. GriffiTH, whomever, just ignore him.
Sooner or later he'll give up trying to get attention here and move
onward.
And we can say we won.
Thank you.
****************************************************************************
Sir Troll
(Unofficial Defender of the Silliness of alt.1d)
o'donnell lisa lynn
: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
: him! Or you, for that matter.....
*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
--
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lisa O'Donnell (a werewolf) | "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
odon...@ac.wfunet.wfu.edu | "I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
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T C Kennick
: Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
: : We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
: : him! Or you, for that matter.....
: *not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
Iam round as well (until i get some more execise)
: ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
: Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
I have found a cure for exam strees; don't have exams.
: --
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Lisa O'Donnell (a werewolf) | "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
: odon...@ac.wfunet.wfu.edu | "I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ This is from the keyboard of THE GREAT GONZO at Sheffield +
+ Please finger me (kinky) at el93...@silver.sheffield.ac.uk +
+ Twas brillig and the slythy toves did gire and gimble in the +
+ Wabe all mimsey were the borogroves and the mome raths +
+ outgrabe - Lewis Carrol. The spelling in the article above +
+ is not bad just surreal - TCK. Please TALK to me I need help +
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us
>Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>
>: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>
>*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>
>ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>
>Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
>
Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
more...
Patrick, hope springs eternal (better call the plumber)
James T. Jacobs
: In article <2porin$6...@quad.wfunet.wfu.edu>, odon...@ac.wfu.edu (o'donnell li
sa lynn) writes:
: >Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
: >
: >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
: >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
: >
: >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
: >
: >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
: >
: >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
: >
: Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
: more...
: Patrick, hope springs eternal (better call the plumber)
Sir James the Mole aka don't worry, I'm still watching. Just been really busy
again. Hey, Lisa. Relax! Just go take a warm bubble bath, and you'll be
right as rain, eh?
GoldenWolf
: Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
: more...
The werewolf smiles at Patrick.
"Well... *someone* has to keep an eye on the old place, y'know?"
Lisa the watchful werewolf
--
|What a piece of work is a wolf!...in form, in | GoldenWolf, email at:
|moving, how express and admirable! In action, | odon...@ac.wfunet.wfu.edu
|how like an angel,in apprehension,how like a god!|
|The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! | (wags to Shakespeare)
GoldenWolf
: I have found a cure for exam strees; don't have exams.
The werewolf sighs. "If only..."
Lisa the werewolf
Kelly (the wonder chemist)
(I guess I'm assuming that I'm a "real" alt.1der...)
But with family coming in for my (last !!!) graduation and
with the job hunt (think good thoughts, I had another interview...)
and with research...
Well. I guess I'm busy. :-P
Dr. Kelly (Now that I've got this @&%@* degree, shouldn't I be making
more money???)
mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us
>mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us writes:
>> In article <2porin$6...@quad.wfunet.wfu.edu>, odon...@ac.wfu.edu (o'donnell lisa lynn) writes:
>> >Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>> >
>> >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>> >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>> >
>> >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>> >
>> >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>> >
>> >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
>> >
>>
>> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
>> more...
>>
>> Patrick, hope springs eternal (better call the plumber)
>>
>I'm still reading and posting occasionally too, Patrick.
>(I guess I'm assuming that I'm a "real" alt.1der...)
You know you are! the first Dr. 1d'er, at that!
>But with family coming in for my (last !!!) graduation and
>with the job hunt (think good thoughts, I had another interview...)
>and with research...
Yeh, I know how that can be (interviews, not research or graduation...)
My last job hunt, I tried everywhere, every burger joint in town, any
manual labor thing, road construction, lawn work, yes, I applied
everywhere! Lucky for me, this here place needed a database programmer.
Oh, well, good thing I could type!
>
>Well. I guess I'm busy. :-P
>
>Dr. Kelly (Now that I've got this @&%@* degree, shouldn't I be making
> more money???)
Here's hoping your last interview had good chemistry! <*wince*>
Patrick.
mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us
>mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us wrote:
>
>: Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
>: more...
>
>The werewolf smiles at Patrick.
>
>"Well... *someone* has to keep an eye on the old place, y'know?"
>
>Lisa the watchful werewolf
Well, my my, you have fallen behind on your dusting!
Patrick
mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us
>>>> >Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>>>> >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>>>> >
>>>> >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>>>> >
>>>> >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>>>> >
>>>> >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
>>>> more...
>
>i know i'm new and all, but that doesn't mean i can't be just as silly
>and strange as the rest of you! **pout** **pout**
>snow white
Now, now, we've had just about enough of **pouts** (although, yours are
*particularily* nice...), but, well, then again, check back next week,
we may need some more.
by the way, still recruiting dwarves? (did I pluralize properly here?
(did I verbalize that noun ok? (my gosh, verbalized another (ok if I
use a meta-paren?]
Patrick.
snow white looking for seven short guys
>>> >
>>> >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>>> >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>>> >
>>> >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>>> >
>>> >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>>> >
>>> >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
>>> >
>>>
>>> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
>>> more...
well gosh, guys!!! i'm just feeling really unwanted here! i mean,
GoldenWolf
: well gosh, guys!!! i'm just feeling really unwanted here! i mean,
: i know i'm new and all, but that doesn't mean i can't be just as silly
: and strange as the rest of you! **pout** **pout**
The Werewolf nuzzles snow.
"Awwww... donna pout... here, have a cookie. It's your favorite kind!"
Lisa the newbie-friendly werewolf
Kelly S. Griffith
> In article <1994May2.1...@hydra.acs.ttu.edu>, pf...@pegasus.acs.ttu.edu (Kelly (the wonder chemist)) writes:
> >mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us writes:
> >>
> >> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
> >> more...
> >>
> >> Patrick, hope springs eternal (better call the plumber)
> >>
> >I'm still reading and posting occasionally too, Patrick.
> >(I guess I'm assuming that I'm a "real" alt.1der...)
>
> You know you are! the first Dr. 1d'er, at that!
*blush* Thanks, Patrick. Although that may not be true,
I may just be the only one whom everybody got to follow
through the dissertation/defense/graduation/jobhunt process.
> >But with family coming in for my (last !!!) graduation and
> >with the job hunt (think good thoughts, I had another interview...)
> >and with research...
>
> Yeh, I know how that can be (interviews, not research or graduation...)
> My last job hunt, I tried everywhere, every burger joint in town, any
> manual labor thing, road construction, lawn work, yes, I applied
> everywhere! Lucky for me, this here place needed a database programmer.
> Oh, well, good thing I could type!
>
Fortunately I do not have to apply to burger joints just yet.
I'm hoping to get an offer from the last place I interviewed --
I liked it there and I want to leave Lubbock desparately. *sigh*
> >Well. I guess I'm busy. :-P
> >
> >Dr. Kelly (Now that I've got this @&%@* degree, shouldn't I be making
> > more money???)
>
> Here's hoping your last interview had good chemistry! <*wince*>
>
<groan> that was really bad. :-P (why did I laugh then? I dunno.)
Dr. Kelly (jumping every time the phone rings...)
> Patrick.
mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us
>>mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us wrote:
>>
>> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
>> more...
>
>everyone cares to leave it is their business. I for one am not. And with
>luck at my back as it is right now, I might even be here during the
>Summer ;)
>--
I've also seen Dr. K, and Lisa the W, so not a bad roll call, and some
interesting new people also.
Patrick
NormWilke
H.B. Kellick
>
> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
> more...
Nah, there's about 5 of us. James, OOO, Jen, Lady Anna and Me. If
everyone cares to leave it is their business. I for one am not. And with
luck at my back as it is right now, I might even be here during the
Summer ;)
--
Jennifer S Merritt
>Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>
>: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>
>*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>
>ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>
>Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
I'm here too. But not very vocal at all. And not terribly silly at all.
I'm very glad that the people who are staying stayed. I'm very sorry that
the people who are leaving left. I shall be leaving soon, for I am going
home for the summer & won't have netnews, although I'll try to be emailable.
Until then, fair friends, I leave you, in the hopes that I will find my
silliness again in my three months of absence. Hmm, maybe it rolled under
the bed... maybe Sir Mole has seen it... maybe Sir Troll ate it... but it is
nowhere to be found.
*depressed sigh*
Have bloody good lives all.
Jen the Wench
--
Jennifer Merritt * If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody,
j...@mit.edu * like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding
EAPS/music/rmg * done, because you'd really be surprised. -Jack Handey
(: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :) (: :)
H.B. Kellick
Sir Troll welcomes Snow white looking for 7 short guys (oo...talk about
double entendre) to alt.1d with a *HUG* and a can of spam out of his
royal spammery. And it seems, dear lady you CAN be as silly as the rest
of us. the question of the day is, how silly can YOU go? (Has the troll
met his match. Is there INDEED someone as silly as him? Stay tuned next
time for...alt one DEE! (said like PIGS IN SPACE!)
Sir Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Baked Beans Spam Spam Spam and
Spam Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious Super Silly Troll (Woo..I swear
my name is getting LONGER by the month)
snow white looking for seven short guys
>In article <03MAY94.25...@MUSIC.TRANSY.EDU> snow white looking for seven short guys <S3...@MUSIC.TRANSY.EDU> writes:
>>>>> >Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>>>>> >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>>>>> >
>>>>> >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank goodness one of the real alt.1d'ers is staying. Hope there are
>>>>> more...
>>well gosh, guys!!! i'm just feeling really unwanted here! i mean,
>>i know i'm new and all, but that doesn't mean i can't be just as silly
>>and strange as the rest of you! **pout** **pout**
>>snow white
>Sir Troll welcomes Snow white looking for 7 short guys (oo...talk about
>double entendre) to alt.1d with a *HUG* and a can of spam out of his
>royal spammery. And it seems, dear lady you CAN be as silly as the rest
>of us. the question of the day is, how silly can YOU go? (Has the troll
>met his match. Is there INDEED someone as silly as him? Stay tuned next
>time for...alt one DEE! (said like PIGS IN SPACE!)
thank you, sir troll, for your warm welcome (and of course your can
of spam!). and as for your challenge, we'll just have to wait and
see on that one . . .
**hugs**
snow white
>.
>.
Tonya Pino
: In article <2porin$6...@quad.wfunet.wfu.edu> odon...@ac.wfu.edu (o'donnell lisa lynn) writes:
: >Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
: >
: >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
: >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
: >
: >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
: >
: >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
: >
: >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
: I'm here too. But not very vocal at all. And not terribly silly at all.
: I'm very glad that the people who are staying stayed. I'm very sorry that
: the people who are leaving left. I shall be leaving soon, for I am going
: home for the summer & won't have netnews, although I'll try to be emailable.
: Until then, fair friends, I leave you, in the hopes that I will find my
: silliness again in my three months of absence. Hmm, maybe it rolled under
: the bed... maybe Sir Mole has seen it... maybe Sir Troll ate it... but it is
: nowhere to be found.
: *depressed sigh*
: Have bloody good lives all.
: Jen the Wench
Hey whatabout me?? I don't talk much.. but I am here.
P.s. jen whatabout IHOP?
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Motnahp
>Date: 7 May 1994 02:22:03 -0400
You forgot to add "this space intentionally left blank" (-:
Pter
()_()
(o o)
=\_/=
Todd House
Tim Poston
: by the way, still recruiting dwarves? (did I pluralize properly here?)
Tolkien said the plural should really be "dwerrows",
but even he used "dwarves" in his actual writing.
As long as there are 13 of them,
with red beards, and Justice Cocklecarrot is presiding,
who cares?
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sig = +--- (time is positive)
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Yong Seng Chooi
>In article <1994May2....@pacs.sunbelt.net>, mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us
>writes:
try to learn how to follow up.
YSC
Matthew Rafferty
>I'm here too. But not very vocal at all. And not terribly silly at all.
Don't be silly, of COURSE you're terribly silly!
***>>==> ***>>==> ***>>==> ***>>==> ***>>==> ***>>==> ***>>==>
mONDo z bONGo
Matthew Rafferty
H.B. Kellick
>mcgi...@tcl.tcl.tec.sc.us wrote:
>
>: by the way, still recruiting dwarves? (did I pluralize properly here?)
>
>Tolkien said the plural should really be "dwerrows",
>but even he used "dwarves" in his actual writing.
Yes, but for some reason or other he also though trolls turned to stone
in the sun, and BEING a troll, I can assure you they do not. We just
don't like coming out in the sun too much, it hurts our eyes.
>
>As long as there are 13 of them,
>with red beards, and Justice Cocklecarrot is presiding,
>who cares?
Sir Lim Bim Tim Zim Whim Kim Ole' Ole' Biscuit Barrel Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Baked Beans Spam Spam Spam and Spam
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious Super Silly Troll.
Motnahp
>Date: 9 May 1994 11:45:00 GMT
>Jennifer S Merritt (j...@ATHENA.MIT.EDU) wrote:
>: In article <2porin$6...@quad.wfunet.wfu.edu> odon...@ac.wfu.edu (o'donnell lisa lynn) writes:
>: >Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>: >
>: >: We? We who? Everyone's leaving, there's not going to BE anyone to ignore
>: >: him! Or you, for that matter.....
>: >
>: >*not* everyone... I'm still around. Not as vocal, but still around...
>: >
>: >ObSillyness: Narf! Poit! Zot! %) blub-blub-blub-blub
>: >
>: >Lisa the Werewolf aka trying not to stress too much over exams
>
>: I'm here too. But not very vocal at all. And not terribly silly at all.
<snip, and I hope you find something nice to cheer you up Jenwenchiffer>
>: Have bloody good lives all.
>
>: Jen the Wench
>Hey whatabout me?? I don't talk much.. but I am here.
>P.s. jen whatabout IHOP?
Hi Tonya. What's with the secretive acronym? Tell us all oh fierce diva.
Feed that never to be admitted but always present nub of gossip that makes
us what we are. Curiosity maketh the ape so they say. 'They' also say that
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit (and I reckon thats 'cause its generally
aimed at a target), so does gossip fill the same role for the spirit of
enquiry? Or is it truly a nobler class of 'concerned social interaction'?
Heh, that's an interesting way of lookng at it. "Gossiping about you? Oh no
dear, I was just ensuring that your xxxxx was made available for the widest
possible support by our caring community". Anyway, the closest I could get
was Imminent Happenings On Pluto, which sounded a bit apocryphal impractical
astronomical.
Looks like a few people have hung around, which is nice *smile*
robert julien
>From: tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino)
>Subject: Re: This is just a test!
>Date: 9 May 1994 11:45:00 GMT
Kelly (the wonder chemist)
> tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino) writes:
<deletia and stuff here>
> >Hey whatabout me?? I don't talk much.. but I am here.
> >P.s. jen whatabout IHOP?
>
> Hi Tonya. What's with the secretive acronym? Tell us all oh fierce diva.
And the Pter mused that IHOP might be:
> Imminent Happenings On Pluto, which sounded a bit apocryphal impractical
> astronomical.
Well, Pter, I cannot get the post you replied to -- so I dunno in what
context Tonya meant that P.s. -- but IHOP is a common abbreviation
for the International House Of Pancakes -- which in and of itself is
pretty silly.
> Looks like a few people have hung around, which is nice *smile*
Yes, it is. *smiles back*
> Pter
>
> ()_()
> (o o)
> =\_/=
Still love that pic, Pter. Can you make a cat for me? If so I might
even make a sig file.... naah.
Dr. Kelly (no picture available...)
The Scarlet Manuka
pge...@commerce.otago.ac.nz (Motnahp) wrote:
>
> tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino) writes:
[snip]
> >Hey whatabout me?? I don't talk much.. but I am here.
> >P.s. jen whatabout IHOP?
> Hi Tonya. What's with the secretive acronym? Tell us all oh fierce diva.
Yes - inquiring minds want to know......
[snip]
> Anyway, the closest I could get
> was Imminent Happenings On Pluto, which sounded a bit apocryphal impractical
> astronomical.
hmmm... how about Indonesian Herring On Papaya - a tropical dish....
> Looks like a few people have hung around, which is nice *smile*
I'm still hanging around... hope this rope *creak* doesn't *creak* break
on me... *snap* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
*thud*
Ouch, that hurt. Anyway, I'll still be around.
The Scarlet Manuka,
Befriender of Dragons.
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Befriender of Dragons, is: | are gone, for they will surely sprout
| wings and fly off to the sky like an
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opinions, whether living or dead, is purely coincidental.*
Robin Mach
(slice)
: > >P.s. jen whatabout IHOP?
(dice)
: And the Pter mused that IHOP might be:
: > Imminent Happenings On Pluto,
(grate)
IHOP is a common abbreviation
: for the International House Of Pancakes -- which in and of itself is
: pretty silly.
That may be what it stands for where you are (reality) but I
prefer to think it means .....
I HAVE ORANGE PICKLES
(puree)
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Howard A Carson
Robin Mach <rob...@iglou.iglou.com> wrote:
>
> IHOP is a common abbreviation
>: for the International House Of Pancakes
>
>prefer to think it means .....
>
>I HAVE ORANGE PICKLES
>
Internet/Happynet Orange Pickles
A clear reference to my C Y B E R P I C K L E S (tm)
Also available in: Auburn (IHAP)
Ebony (IHEP)
Indigo (IHIP)
Ultraviolet (IHUP)
Yellow (IHYP)
Always ready to be of service...
Mr. Pickle
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
New Jersey Pickle Co. 1-800-PICKLES Email m...@njpickle.com
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Robin Mach
: You're on the right track, Robin! It actually stands for:
: Internet/Happynet Orange Pickles
: A clear reference to my C Y B E R P I C K L E S (tm)
: Also available in: Auburn (IHAP)
: Ebony (IHEP)
: Indigo (IHIP)
: Ultraviolet (IHUP)
: Yellow (IHYP)
: Always ready to be of service...
Oh. (heehee) NARF! Sorry Brain.
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