-= CAscaDE =-

[R. Walker]

A CALL TO YOU ALL TO FORM A CASCADE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is STAFFORDSHIRE broadcasting to fellow domains of the Alt.1d Empire

Greetings!

Alas we have been attacked (verbally). There is a growing band of opinion
here in Staffordshire which believes that the Alt.1d Empire constitutes just
a small handful of people generating all the postings (or 'drivel' to use
their term).

I therefore propose that we, as Alt.1ders, respond forthwith and create a
Cascade, whereby each contributor/reader of Alt.1d adds their
name, organisation, and location with a ditty (NOT MORE THAN 2 LINES).

This cascade will demonstrate the Alt.1d Empire embraces a large body of
people and encompasses the world.

I'm not sure as to the format of a Cascade, but hey - this is Alt.1d, home
of ad lib. If the cascade splits into strands, I can edit a master one.

Alt.1d - May it continue to grow!!!!!!

(If adding, edit out the above text)
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.............................
-------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.

[Malcolm Cowe]

I'm game for this, so:

> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> .............................
> -------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

er, is this recording now?... oh, right better get on with it...where's the
script <rummage>...Ah here we go. What? 2 lines? ARGHH.. ok, I'm Malcolm C

[Michael Shouldice - HTMG/F93]

Walker you know I can't edit yet so you'll have to peice this in as you
see fit. Dudes and dudettes this is Mike Shouldice Hospitality and
Tourism Major at Ryerson Polytechnic Univesity in Toronto,and Bellman
extraordinaire at the dowtown Marriott.

while you editing can you put the "r" in university for me thanks
R. Walker
(cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:

: A CALL TO YOU ALL TO FORM A CASCADE
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Greetings!

:

[Lost in space]

R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:

: .............................

: -------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
: the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.

:
Hi there - Katy Roberts - Official Chosen Cracker Leader - Dickinson for
another 1 1/2 weeks. blublublublubluglublublublublu :-) *giggle*

[Neil Chazin]

>R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:

Ho there. The Illustrius Kender, Wendelyan Thornprik, aka Neil Chazin, here
from beautiful Champaign-Urbana Illinois. Dont eat the yellow snow.

[BRIAN R. BARRETT]

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> .............................
> -------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
>the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.
>

Psssst. Barrett, Brian Barrett reporting from the University of New
Brunswick in Saint John, you know Canadain secert service, eh!
Brian
- Welcome to my world. *chuckle*

[Mr C]

Oh yea! On 9 Dec 1993 07:02:08 GMT Neil Chazin wrote thus:

: >R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:

Hello baby! It's me, huh? You know me, Iain. Iain Cunningham. Yes you do
I'm about to pollute this cascade with my signature! Remember me now? Oh well.

--
____ _ Iain Cunningham Brunel University Judo Club - The club that cares.
|__ / Dept Mech Eng, Brunel University Uxbridge, Middx. UB8 3PH.
|___ Your horoscope: You will die this week, be the master of your own
fate. Commit suicide. (The Schidt issue #6)

[Golebiowski Mark T]

me9...@brunel.ac.uk (Mr C) writes:

>: >R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:

Howdy, kids. Mark Golebiowski at your service, SIR!! Residing at the balmy,
lovely, and constantly cloudy University of Illinois. Psst...EAT ME!!!

[DAVID D. HILLS]

In article <CHqqz...@ns1.nodak.edu> robe...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Lost in space) writes:
>From: robe...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Lost in space)
>Subject: Re: -= CAscaDE =-
>Date: Thu, 9 Dec 1993 00:06:54 GMT

Hey, it's Dave, (oops, SCUM) UNBSJ always, well at least until I end up
going to Memorial (a couple of years). Don't forget, Engineers do it
without shorts and with greater frequency. Sue me, I went long.

Whip me, beat me, make me eat jello but don't tell my mother.
Dave
Sorry,
SCUM

[Phil]

Golebiowski Mark T spake thus:
# me9...@brunel.ac.uk (Mr C) writes:

# >Oh yea! On 9 Dec 1993 07:02:08 GMT Neil Chazin wrote thus:
# >: robe...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Lost in space) writes:

# >: >R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:

# >: >: .............................
# >: >: -------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
# >: >: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

# >: >: HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
# >: >: the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.
# >: >:
# >: >Hi there - Katy Roberts - Official Chosen Cracker Leader - Dickinson for
# >: >another 1 1/2 weeks. blublublublubluglublublublublu :-) *giggle*

# >: Ho there. The Illustrius Kender, Wendelyan Thornprik, aka Neil Chazin, here
# >: from beautiful Champaign-Urbana Illinois. Dont eat the yellow snow.

# >Hello baby! It's me, huh? You know me, Iain. Iain Cunningham. Yes you do
# >I'm about to pollute this cascade with my signature! Remember me now? Oh well.

# Howdy, kids. Mark Golebiowski at your service, SIR!! Residing at the balmy,
# lovely, and constantly cloudy University of Illinois. Psst...EAT ME!!!

Tis I, Phil Hetherington, one who is but yet only a recent convert to alt.id,
also owner of unroadworthy 1950s vehicle, and general speaker of gibberish.
And this is the third line, which I shall fill with smileys: :):):):):):):):)

_
|_)|_ *| Any suggestions for improvements to this .sig should be sent,
| | )|| by email, to: ee9...@brunel.ac.uk. These suggestions will then
======== be ignored and not replied to, as per usual business practice.

[welsh...@cobra.uni.edu]

In article <2e57sl$t...@hermes.acs.ryerson.ca>, msho...@acs.ryerson.ca (Michael Shouldice - HTMG/F93) writes:
> Walker you know I can't edit yet so you'll have to peice this in as you
> see fit. Dudes and dudettes this is Mike Shouldice Hospitality and
> Tourism Major at Ryerson Polytechnic Univesity in Toronto,and Bellman
> extraordinaire at the dowtown Marriott.
>
> while you editing can you put the "r" in university for me thanks

I can't edit either!
HI! This is Craig Welsh, tuba player, majoring in Music Education at the
University of Northern Iowa. Yes, we really do have 3 universities.

[wea...@woods.uml.edu]

In article <CHtv0...@brunel.ac.uk>, ee9...@brunel.ac.uk (Phil) writes:
> Golebiowski Mark T spake thus:
> # me9...@brunel.ac.uk (Mr C) writes:
>
> # >Oh yea! On 9 Dec 1993 07:02:08 GMT Neil Chazin wrote thus:
> # >: robe...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Lost in space) writes:
>
> # >: >R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:
>
> # >: >: .............................
> # >: >: -------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
> # >: >: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> # >: >: HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
> # >: >: the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.
> # >: >:
> # >: >Hi there - Katy Roberts - Official Chosen Cracker Leader - Dickinson for
> # >: >another 1 1/2 weeks. blublublublubluglublublublublu :-) *giggle*
>
> # >: Ho there. The Illustrius Kender, Wendelyan Thornprik, aka Neil Chazin, here
> # >: from beautiful Champaign-Urbana Illinois. Dont eat the yellow snow.
>
> # >Hello baby! It's me, huh? You know me, Iain. Iain Cunningham. Yes you do
> # >I'm about to pollute this cascade with my signature! Remember me now? Oh well.
>
> # Howdy, kids. Mark Golebiowski at your service, SIR!! Residing at the balmy,
> # lovely, and constantly cloudy University of Illinois. Psst...EAT ME!!!
>
> Tis I, Phil Hetherington, one who is but yet only a recent convert to alt.id,
> also owner of unroadworthy 1950s vehicle, and general speaker of gibberish.
> And this is the third line, which I shall fill with smileys: :):):):):):):):)
>

I'm Lyvvie, and I'm dangerous when I speak French and get excited...they douse
me in water. But how I love the cherry cheesecake!!!! "And use your skull as a
bowl.." Ok I live near Boston...

[Donovan D Verrill]

Hi there, Don Verrill broadcasting from UND, that's North Dakota. Don't
try to teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and annoys the pig,
--
Donovan Verrill ver...@plains.nodak.edu

" I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers;
what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats"
- Horace Greeley

[Peter Woods]

It's The_Upstairs_Ghost or just plain Pete. I can make a really enticing
Chocolate Elefante and ummm... I don't know. Just remember "Stranger
things have happened."

Pete Woods
The_Upstairs_Ghost

"It's not just the Apocalypse, it's the humidity." - Crow, MST3K

[Jeffrey A Goodson]

Did you know that mgol...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Golebiowski Mark T) wrote::
#me9...@brunel.ac.uk (Mr C) writes:
#>Oh yea! On 9 Dec 1993 07:02:08 GMT Neil Chazin wrote thus:

#>: robe...@badlands.NoDak.edu (Lost in space) writes:
#>: >R. Walker (cs...@keele.ac.uk) wrote:
#

#>: >: .............................
#>: >: -------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
#>: >: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#
#
#>: >: HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
#>: >: the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.
#>: >:
#>: >Hi there - Katy Roberts - Official Chosen Cracker Leader - Dickinson for
#>: >another 1 1/2 weeks. blublublublubluglublublublublu :-) *giggle*
#
#>: Ho there. The Illustrius Kender, Wendelyan Thornprik, aka Neil Chazin, here
#>: from beautiful Champaign-Urbana Illinois. Dont eat the yellow snow.
#
#>Hello baby! It's me, huh? You know me, Iain. Iain Cunningham. Yes you do
#>I'm about to pollute this cascade with my signature! Remember me now? Oh well.
#
#Howdy, kids. Mark Golebiowski at your service, SIR!! Residing at the balmy,
#lovely, and constantly cloudy University of Illinois. Psst...EAT ME!!!

Hey Hon! This is Jeff Goodson, Junior Slurpee Second Class, currently losing
sleep at Johns Hopkins University, Bawlamer, where he's an EEEEEEEDIOT!!!

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Jeff Goodson | *acting* Official (tm) Member of Gigglers
jeff...@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu | and Thespians Club, Junior Slurpee, 2nd class
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[Motnahp]

Hell, here we all goooo
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\|/
-*@*-
*S*P*L*A*T*

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-------======= THE OFFICIAL ALT.1D CASCADE =======-------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HELLO !! This is Roger Walker at Keele University, STAFFORDSHIRE
the epitome of the UK intelligencia. Aye, can't call us rural.

Hi there - Katy Roberts - Official Chosen Cracker Leader - Dickinson for
another 1 1/2 weeks. blublublublubluglublublublublu :-) *giggle*

Ho there. The Illustrius Kender, Wendelyan Thornprik, aka Neil Chazin,
here from beautiful Champaign-Urbana Illinois. Dont eat the yellow snow.

Psssst. Barrett, Brian Barrett reporting from the University of New

Brunswick in Saint John, you know Canadain secert service, eh!
Brian
- Welcome to my world. *chuckle*

er, is this recording now?... oh, right better get on with it...where's the

script <rummage>...Ah here we go. What? 2 lines? ARGHH.. ok, I'm Malcolm C

Hey, it's Dave, (oops, SCUM) UNBSJ always, well at least until I end up

going to Memorial (a couple of years). Don't forget, Engineers do it
without shorts and with greater frequency. Sue me, I went long.

I can't edit either!

HI! This is Craig Welsh, tuba player, majoring in Music Education at the
University of Northern Iowa. Yes, we really do have 3 universities.

Hello baby! It's me, huh? You know me, Iain. Iain Cunningham. Yes you do

I'm about to pollute this cascade with my signature! Remember me now? Oh
well.

Pter here from Godzone. Peter to some. Working 9 'till 5 (drop dead dolly)
at the wonderful University of Otago. Oh, and Chopper sends her regards :*=

______________________________________________________________________

()_() Peter George, University of Otago.
(o o)
=\_/= PGE...@COMMERCE.OTAGO.AC.NZ
______________________________________________________________________

[Jeffrey A Goodson]

Hey Hon! This is Jeff Goodson, Junior Slurpee Second Class, currently losing
sleep at Johns Hopkins University, Bawlmer, where he's an EEEEEEEEDIOT!!!!

>______________________________________________________________________
>
> ()_() Peter George, University of Otago.
> (o o)
> =\_/= PGE...@COMMERCE.OTAGO.AC.NZ
>______________________________________________________________________

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X Jeff Goodson | Official (tm) Member of Gigglers and X
X jeff...@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu | Thespians Club, Junior Slurpee, 2nd class X
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[ira...@vax2.winona.msus.edu]

[Rick A Powers]

In article <pgeorge.85...@commerce.otago.ac.nz> pge...@commerce.otago.ac.nz (Motnahp) writes:

2B, or not 2B . . . that is the address . . . Yes, Virginia, there really is
a Santa Claus, but not as a metaphysical constraint on economic
redistribution. . . . The Resident Philosopher, Rick Powers, at Iowa State
University in Ames, Iowa, USA, God bless 'er, and you too I suppose.

*Not* U2.

Well, OK, God bless them too.

. . . "God bless us, every one!!!!"

--
&> <&> "He is no fool <&
&> Rick Powers <&> who gives what he cannot keep <&
&> caje...@iastate.edu <&> to gain what he cannot lose." <&
&> <&> -- Jim Eliot <&