I trust that you do not flatter to deceive. I am unworthy
to be a teacher; I am still a student with much to learn.
Do not be too impressed by my writing style. The written
word is our only means to give an impression of ourselves
in a public medium like Usenet so it is important to do
the best that we can. Anything less would be like playing
televised pool with dirty fingernails.
^Ï^ My pet rock Gordon can be quite pompous.