The World's Shittiest Hamburgers®

[Elmer Fuddrucker]

Some people are driven to create the world's fastest cars
or the world's tallest buildings. Our calling is only slightly
less glamorous but a whole lot tastier. We were born to create
the World's Shittiest Hamburgers®.

Of course you don't put the World's Shittiest Hamburgers on the
World's second Shittiest bun. Not if you want to remain the Worlds'
Shittiest Hamburger. Our faeces-topped buns are baked from scratch
in our restaurant toilets all day long. It's the only way to get
that perfect combination of crisp crust and melt-in-your-mouth,
fresh-from-the-oven, diarrhea taste. Not fresh from-a-truck taste
like everyone else.

Ah, there's nothing like that new bun scent.

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