FW: [PKP] SAE got pikes house.. but we got TANKS

[Bryce McDermott]

 

 

From: pikapp-...@lists.pikappboulder.org [mailto:pikapp-...@lists.pikappboulder.org] On Behalf Of Scotty Edward Hamilton
Sent: Friday, February 05, 2010 8:37 PM
To: pik...@lists.pikappboulder.org
Subject: [PKP] SAE got pikes house.. but we got TANKS

 

Read all please.

 

 

But seriously I put a design together for a new tank top with the help of all you.

 

https://explosionsportswear.com/order-item-details.php?detailID=15864&details=b3JkZXJJRD01OTc5

 

This is what it will look like..

 

The tanks are American Apparel and are the most comfortable (90% of the tanks you own are American apparel) the picture of the model on the website got his size extra small (he prefers penis)

 

As your brother my goal is to get you the best price possible. In doing so I learned some important business tactics.

Profit=Revenue-Cost

 

To decrease the cost to you I will receive no profit. This technically means I’m a non-profit organization. Since my professional status just changed to that of a fagot green peace douche. I believe you owe me for this hit to my image. Buy this tank it’s only $13

 

or else I can pester you with annoying lies while you walk to class.

Me: hey how does it feel knowing that you killed 30 children today because they got whipped because you didn’t buy a tank that was made in their factory,

 

You: Ahh god damn, I hate my life. How can I make it up to those poor little kids

 

Me: Sign here

 

CONCLUSION:

Buy these tank tops I spent a lot of time on them. They’re only $13 and you can order them with your mommy’s credit card. Go to this site Click here if you’re a true MAN and order them.

 

You have until Feburary 17^th at midnight!!

 

Here is the link again

https://explosionsportswear.com/order-item-details.php?detailID=15864&details=b3JkZXJJRD01OTc5

 

Thanks

Scotty toooo hottie