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[GREENWOLFE]

Hey Crystal !
I'm back home from visiting my relatives . Wow ! Did
I have a great stay for nearly a week . Now that I'm a poet ,
and a successful one ; I was treated as a guest of honor .
I was dined and fawned over . One of my female cousins
that used to ignore me , couldn't take her eyes off me .
Another female cousin hugged me several times and I
had to sit between them at dinner . A strange woman
stopped deliberately to hold a door open for me and another
female stranger just spoke to me for no real reason .
I tell ya Crystal , something spooky is going on between
me and women . When I was young , girls wouldn't so
much as look my way . Now , I'm the center of their
attention everywhere I go . God's messing with
me , trying to get me a woman . Just as my
testosterone level is on the wane . I tell ya ,
it's a cruel trick to play on a 57 year old man .
God , or whoever , should be ashamed of
themselves .

Greenwolfe