kwazimodo <k35...@direct.ca> wrote in message
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> "Von" <V4...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> > Also you forgot torture by sex. Chinese of course. Oh ! I almost
> > forgot. Oriental ox tail soup with mountain dew is not so bad. This
is
> > my 2nd time around so you heard it straight from the horses mouth.
> >
> >
> If the horse is facing north, it sounds more like the post is issuing from
> the southern end.
> >
> >
> >
> > Chagrin <noe...@domain.com> wrote in message
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> > > not to mention chinese water torture.
> > >
> > > --Chagrin
> > >
> > > On Wed, 7 Feb 2001 11:02:38 +1100, "El Dorado"
> > > <el_d...@mail.usa.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > ..
> > >
> > > >The russians used a drowning technique in there interrogations
> > >
> > > ...
> > >
> >
> >
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>
his boat just overturned into 4 degree water, he is trapped, and he is
amused???
That didn't bother
> > me. It was nice and quiet, I spent a bit of time looking around
> > so I'm having this dialogue with myself and it goes like this;
of course he is not bothered by the shock that he will die, so he has a
dialogue. hmm.
> > Cold water rushed into my chest. It was really weird, like sort of
liquid
> > ice spreading out inside me. Maybe it helped that I was accepting it? I
> > managed one and a half more breaths, more water into my lungs.
what is the first thing a person does when they get water in their lungs.
cough!!!
> > Apparently if you have full lungs you have 20 seconds consciousness.
i'm sure he was timing it and taking notes.
The water somehow aroused me, and I had the most intense
> > orgasm ever. Seemed to go on for ages.
man, i'm heading for the ocean this very minute!!!
However don't use swimming
> > pools. The water is chlorinated, chlorine irritates the whole of the
> > respiratory tract
nothing worse than an irritated respiratory tract when you are drowning.
> > Military divers have developed oxygenated water that is breathed in both
> > lungs.
now we are really into the wold of fantasy!!
> > The laryngeal reflex sends water into the stomach. My reflex is weak so
> > water goes in my lungs (and i'm naturally negatively buoyant
poor guy can never drink a beer. he has to inhale it.
To somebody who hasn't drowned
> > before, maybe it would be better to throw your head back so you have a
clear
> > airway, inhale as hard and fast as you can.
we should to take a poll of people who have drowned to verify this method
before using it.
> > Ever heard of the Duke of Clarence? The guy who was executed in a barrel
of
> > wine in 1478?
i thought it was in 1473? damn!!!
> > I had a gentle, pleasant, totally painless experience. This is not the
same
> > for everyone...
well, perhaps i should reconsider.
This is the dating network for oriental brides.
When you mention boats I always think of the fishing nets in the sunset.
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p
wow! better do it over the toilet or it's going to be a real bear to clean
up.
p
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In article <KkXg6.2218$BQ3....@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
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Von <V4...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message news:_LKg6.5698> Mermaids are
not so bad. The all have big boobs.
that may be so, but i have always been a little concerned about the another
part of their anatomy. if you look at the lower half of a fish, there
appears to be an essential part missing. that may be why sailor stories of
mermaids always seem to have an air of sadness about them.
p.
p.
silent screamer <li...@is-a.con> wrote in message
news:EIQg6.419$zz4.10341@news2-> do you think it'd all fit in the toilet?
the bath would be a better bet
>
probably true, but maybe you should try to avoid such an outcome in either
location. get well, give up laughing, or down a substantial amount of
alcohol (temporary relief). i recommend getting well.
p.
That's right !
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