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A Sad Death

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Aug 1, 2002, 4:49:35 PM8/1/02

 It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
 Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
 community: The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection
 and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. He was a
 member of the Church on the Rise. Dough boy was buried in a lightly
 greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
 including: Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty
 Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
 piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
 described Dough Boy as a man how never knew who much he was kneaded.
 Dough Boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
 with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
 of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at
 times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for
 millions. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children,
 John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also
 survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50
 for about 20 minutes.


Aug 1, 2002, 7:02:54 PM8/1/02
See what happens when ya don't Douche regularly.


Aug 1, 2002, 10:09:38 PM8/1/02
Are you asking unknown? :)
Watch out.  He will not be unknown to you much longer.
Zaaaap !  Waam!  Bang!   
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