Re: [About Alabama] Happy [?]

[Will Dockery]

"pdw" wrote:
>On Nov 25, 5:53 am, "Will Dockery" wrote:
> "0x0000" wrote:
> >"klunk" wrote:
> >> "0x0000" <zero....@att.net> wrote:
> >>> Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>> On Nov 22, 4:12 pm, "klunk" wrote:
> >>>>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > > >>>> On Nov 21, 7:07 pm, "klunk" wrote:
> > > >>>>> "Myshitis Fromgod" wrote:
>
> > > >>>>>> hey, klunk-
> > > >>>>>> ever plan on taking down your mask?
> > > >>>>>> just curious.
> > > >>>>>> (i remember you said you were a usenet regular.
> > > >>>>>> it would be funny to find out you're someone
> > > >>>>>> nobody suspected.)
>
> > >>>>> I'm a nobody... just an average joe six-pack... so, there's no
point
> in
> > > >>>>> letting anyone know who I actually am... and in this guise, I
can
> > > >>>>> deliberately piss off rabid idiots like gun loons, religious
> nutcases and
> > > >>>>> hate-freaks without censoring myself... so I have no plans on
> unmasking
> > > >>>>> because I don't believe my real-life identity matters anywhere
> near as much
> > > >>>>> as my words... and I don't need to have my life complicated by
> getting
> > > >>>>> death-threats outside of usenut... if people could track me
down,
> then I'd
> > > >>>>> have to tone down my commentary and be "less honest and
direct"...
> I love
> > > >>>>> usenut anonymity... it lets us all be who we really are...
> > > >>>>> I can let you know that my usual stomping grounds is
>
> can.politics... feel
>
> > > >>>>> free to join in that insanity... there's some hard-core nutbars
> that show up
> > > >>>>> there... particularly when the internationally cross-posting
loons
> show up
> > > >>>>> to drool their stupidity all over the place... it was pretty
> > > >>>>> interesting during both elections (in the u.s. and
canuckistan)...
> and I actually
> > > >>>>> followed some assholes to their own home groups like alabama
> (holee
> > > >>>>> shiite... some truly hard-core racist pieces of shit on that
> group)
> > > >>>> An Alabama (state, not the music group I assume) newsgroup? first
> I'd
> > > >>>> heard of it... the closest to a "local" group so far ha been
> > > >>>> alt.atlanta, but Bama is just across the river from where I type
> this.
> > > >>> ya... actually... I think you're right... alt.atlanta might have
> been
> > > >>> it...
> > > >>> some idiot who calls himself "face"... (and I called inyer)... we
> got into a
> > > >>> long and drawn out exchange... and at the end of it, actually
found
> a
> > > >>> "meeting ground" where animosity was pretty minimal... I don't
> remember
> > > >>> specifically if it was this group or another reichwing group like
> > > >>> alt.fan.rushlimbaugh (or something like that) where there was some
> > > >>> asshole
> > > >>> named pappy who bragged about waiting at shopping centers for
> latinos to
> > > >>> drive up and park their cars so that he could slash their tires...
> it's a
> > > >>> good god-damned thing he was saying that in an anonymous forum
> because if
> > > >>> that were a face to face, I doubt I could have kept from doing him
> some
> > > >>> serious physical damage before depositing him off in a latino
> neighbourhood...
>
> > > >> Damn, that's one fucked-up individual.
>
> > > >> I had seriously thought of riding up to Atlanta this morning for
the
> > > >> Atlanta CD & Record Show which comes around every six months or so,
> > > >> although I haven't bothered with it for about 17 years, to fill in
> the
> > > >> last gaps of my Moby Grape collection. When morning came and I
> stepped
> > > >> outside for thirty seconds to take a whiz and felt the chill seemed
> > > >> more like January I just decided to go back inside and sleep.
>
> > > >> The prices are usually all jacked up to the crazy level at those
> > > >> places, anyhow, sort of like trying to buy a comic book these days.
>
> > > >>>> because
> > > >>>>> they'd pissed me off enough to want to teach them how to truly
> dislike
> > > >>>>> me.... this group is actually pretty mild and intelligent by
> comparison....
> > > >>>>> and I'm a creative at heart... so, this is like a warm bath as
> opposed to a
> > > >>>>> cold shower there... ;-)
>
> > >>>> On behalf of my fellow poets, we're glad to have you join in the
fun,
> Klunk.
>
> > >>> well, thank you will... I've been reading/lurking here for some time
> but
> > > >>> have kept my klunk persona limited to political groups... until I
> decided
> > > >>> that there were some assholes here who also needed a spanking...
as
> it turns
> > > >>> out... and as I somewhat expected.... the general level of
> intelligence here
> > > >>> is higher and people seem to respond in such a way as to not be
> totally
> > > >>> oblivious to the reasons for my behaviour... it's actually nice to
> see knob
> > > >>> finally contribute a real poem for a change... and it's nice to
see
> dense
> > > >>> actually provide some "polite" commentary for a change... although
> the newbs
> > > >>> that got into an argument over the war were rather surprised to
find
> that
> > > >>> this forum is a magical place to get instant critiques and he
> pounced on
> > > >>> them... in some ways... I didn't have a problem with his and
pale's
> comments
> > > >>> because in some ways, they were asking for it...
> > > >>> I tend to feel a need to step in when the stupidity drones on and
on
> and on
> > > >>> like chinese water torture... and those two fools do have better
> within
> > > >>> them... they've just chosen not to show it... they're not as much
> hopelessly
> > > >>> lost or imbecilic troglodytes like some of the fools I've
> encountered... one
> > > >>> such idiot from, georgia, (I believe) calls himself polesaw...
> wow... what a
> > > >>> miserable and clueless sod... I wonder how some fools can actually
> find the
> > > >>> energy to get up every day...> --
>
> > > > Texas is worse.
>
> > > > "Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong: West
>
> Virginia." -Colorado resident.
>
>
>
> > > ...scary.... someone once told me they still have a law on the books
> called
> > > the "they needed shooting" law... iow... if someone can provide an
> argument
> > > supporting why they shot someone else (aside from self-defense), then
> can
> > > get away with shooting that person.... don't actually believe that in
a
> > > literal sense... but, I guess I can accept that fact is often stranger
> than
> > > fiction...
>
> > Well, in every culture there's them as needs shootin'. Or maybe not.
> > Depends on who's got the guns, I 'spose.
>
> Like I've heard about Smith's Station (about halfway between here and
Auburn
> Alabama and notable for being the hometowns of both Conway Twitty, who
> attended high school there, and George Sulzbach, the best artist you never
> heard of), since the understanding is /everyone/ has a gun, everyone has a
> bit of thought before they decide to draw one.
>
> Speaking of Auburn, Alabama and the earlier discussion of newsgroups /for/
> Alabama, I checked, and was pleased to see there's actually a newsgroup
> specifically for Auburn (college football, but *everything* ties in with
> football in some way out there):
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alabama.sports.auburn/topics?hl=en
>
> Description: Auburn University sports.
>
> A cool find, and a newsgroup in dire need of revival. Founded in 1996, it
> was once a pretty lively place to post, apparently:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alabama.sports.auburn/about?hl=en
>
>> Auburn being only about 20-30 miles from where I sit, I'm thinking of
taking
>> it on as a "home group", perhaps starting with this post.
>
>*ahem* Alabama is #1. Roll Tide.

Another hopeless cause I believed in a decade or so ago was to see a day
when Auburn and Alabama fans could live together in peace. at least they do
come together to bash the Athens folks.

BTW, there's an equally /ailing/ mewsgroup for the Roll Tide lovers, as
well:

http://groups.google.com/group/alabama.sports.alabama/topics?hl=en

Myself, I've had to endure enough spats between Alabama (Sulzbach, Vickie
Soho, et al) and Auburn (Dark Queen, Dave Soho et al) to last me a couple of
lifetimes...

--
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[Dave Kelsen]

On 11/25/2008 7:47 AM Will Dockery spake these words of knowledge:

> "pdw" wrote:
>
> Another hopeless cause I believed in a decade or so ago was to see a day
> when Auburn and Alabama fans could live together in peace. at least they do
> come together to bash the Athens folks.
>
> BTW, there's an equally /ailing/ mewsgroup for the Roll Tide lovers, as
> well:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alabama.sports.alabama/topics?hl=en
>
> Myself, I've had to endure enough spats between Alabama (Sulzbach, Vickie
> Soho, et al) and Auburn (Dark Queen, Dave Soho et al) to last me a couple of
> lifetimes...

I have not seen a message here all year, although I check this newsgroup
when I check my email every day.

Several years ago, we had a thriving community here. A couple of
complete assholes who were wanna-be Auburn fans finally made everyone
here decide that they'd rather pay money at other sites than sit through
the crap being spewed by those losers.

You can find history if you're interested.

RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
"The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a
thousand men with a mere wishbone." -- William J.H. Boetcker

[dinkl...@yahoo.com]

FUCK YOU DUDE! And your CAMEL that you rode in on! You must be an
alablammer asshole for sure!

[Dane Bramage]

Back at ya Barner!! Which is worse 36-0 Bama or 14-13 vandy?
ROLL TIDE ROLL