Guess Who's Back

[BigDickDale]

I'd like for each and every one of you in toe jam, eat spam, alabam, to put
your dirty little hands together, and re-welcum Your Savior. Your Internet
Omnipotence, and Most Importantly, the man your mother's dream about when
they scream "Oh God! Oh Jesus!"

Now I'd like to give a shout out to the hundreds and hundreds of Big Dick
Dale fans visiting the group tonight. I love each and every one of you, and
I know that each and every one of you love Big Dick.

I know I've been away for a while. Unfortantly, I only have one penis, and
you have a lot of mothers, but I promise to do the best I can to enrich
every one of your pathetic lives, on a daily basis, from now on.

Today, I would like to lecture you naive people on one of the greastest
inventions that everyone in the world is aware of, except for you. It's
called the toilet. The days of corn cobs and outhouses are indeed nostalgic
to the rest of the civilized world, yet from what I understand, you people
in Alabama haven't been introduced to modern defication equipment thus far.
For those few of you who are literate, and wish to learn more, please visit
my free website: NoMoreC...@OurAssHoles.Com. I believe that even you
substandard human beings can some day join the rest of the modern world,
and, as your role model, I am doing my best to aid you in this quest.

Tommorrow we will discuss condemns, I'm sorry, that's those itty bitty
rubber things that your fathers were to poor to buy at the drug store, thus
creating yourselfs. We will go into deep discusion about how your use of
such devices can benefit society as a whole. I really believe that each and
every one of you hold our future in your hands. If you stop breeding now,
there will be thousands upon thousands of illigitimate redneck babies that
our government will not have to support in the future.

Until tommorrow I'd like to say, I luv ya, and I'll c'ya.

-Your Paragon of Incipient Omnipotence AKA your Generation-XXX Don Juan AKA
Big Dick Dale

[sekel]

"BigDickDale" <MyP...@yourMommasHouse.cum> wrote in
news:E%YL7.18598$py4.10...@news2.nash1.tn.home.com:

<snipped writings of a 13 year old who was home from school and just got a
computer>

all that crap from someone posting from Outlook Express sheesh...

sekel

[doce...@gmail.com]

LoL, pretty sure he's not 13, albeit, his grammar suffers, he is well versed in computer technology.

One Who Knows