Top 10 Eureka Moments: Shower, Sleep and Drive

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Tomiwa Ijaware

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Dec 27, 2013, 10:52:28 AM12/27/13
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I thought I was weird that a friend of mine gets a lot of ideas in the shower and while driving



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