That'll learn ya to stalk retarded midgets online, boy!

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Apr 7, 2011, 1:45:58 AM4/7/11
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Bill Keesing's Daily Pronouncement:
"My imaginary girlfriend is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex,
she objects."

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NOTES: Bwahaha! Yer life is pathetic, Bill.

NOTES: #1,3 on Google: http://www.google.com/search?q=Bill+Keesing
NOTES: #1,2,3,4,5,7 on Google:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Bill+Keesing+Aukland%2C+NZ
NOTES: #1,2,3 on Google:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Porksword+Organthruster
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DISCLAIMER: This is a parody post. Any similarity to actual persons,
living or brain-dead, is purely coincidental. Heh. No, this is real.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made
it his life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl
Gulley, Jr. (and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill
Keesing from Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ
1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof.

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post,
included here for archival purposes only. If you wish, you can skip to
the next quadruple-dotted-line delineation, where the salient points
in the post below are laid out.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4?dmode=source
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> Path: eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail
> From: Porksword Organthruster <byeby...@mailinator.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> Subject: Re: emma, today is March 23rd 2011 - Chuck E Cheese Day
> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
> Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:59:57 +1300
> Organization: FishHook U. Chumming the waters of Usenet for far too long
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> On Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:59:57 +1300, Porksword Organthruster wrote:
> In Message <9r3to611nonr5f4vd...@4ax.com> (%EMAIL) wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2011 13:37:40 +1300, Porksword Organthruster
>> <byeby...@mailinator.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In Message <34sro6ls1rfq7ngif...@4ax.com> (%EMAIL) wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:15:33 -0700 (PDT), Emmett BADASS Gulley
>>>> <emmettg...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mar 25, 4:57 pm, Albätross <mäil.tö.älbätross@gmäil.cöm> wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 12:20:54 -0700 (PDT), Emmett BADASS Gulley
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <emmettgulle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >On Mar 25, 10:08 am, Alb tross <m il.t . lb tross@gm il.c m> wrote:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:37:53 -0700 (PDT), Emmett BADASS Gulley
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> <emmettgulle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >> >On Mar 24, 8:12 pm, Alb tross <m il.t . lb tross@gm il.c m> wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:13:17 -0700 (PDT), Emmett BADASS Gulley
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> <emmettgulle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >On Mar 24, 5:34 pm, Meat Plow <mhyw...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 11:11:37 -0700, Emmett BADASS Gulley
>>>>>> >> >> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Gee, what a surprise. He is ignoring this thread.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Yeah he don't want to touch any thread that shows he don't
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> actually want to work after all of his crying that there
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> are no jobs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > I don't need you getting jobs for me, Now leave me the fuck
>>>>>> >> >> >> > alone. i do want to work but at a job I pick, not you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > NOW FUCK OFF!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >> You can't be choosy Emmett. You have to work at the bottom if
>>>>>> >> >> >> you can work at all. No amount of you crying your eyes out on
>>>>>> >> >> >> Usenet will change that fact.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >I can fucking choose where i want to work and you can go to
>>>>>> >> >> >hell!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> Hey emma I hear that your application at Chuck E. Cheese was
>>>>>> >> >> thrown out already. Oh BTW April says hello :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >NICE LIE, as i stated on my facebook that i never even wasted my
>>>>>> >> >time applying and porkie even posted what i said too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> >SMACKDOWN!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> Well you did say:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> ===========================================
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> Emmett Gulley
>>>>>> >> One of the applicants at CEC just told me that cooks are being
>>>>>> >> started out at min. Wage. What a damn joke!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> Wednesday at 2:33pm via Text Message
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> ===========================================
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> Well let me guess, you will claim that you were just hanging out in
>>>>>> >> Chuck E. Cheese parking lot and decided to harass someone who
>>>>>> >> applied there?
>> Thanks
>>
>> allie
>>
>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,
>>>
>>> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
>>> stuffed really.
>>>
>>> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
>>> negotiate
>>> with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on track, and
>>> will also
>>> give me a list of maintenance issues, current or
>>> upcomingthat will need
>>> attention.
>>>
>>> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
>>> # at home and
>>> work.
>>>
>>> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
>>> said she was
>>> really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits us.
>>>
>>> thanks
>>>
>>> allie
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> > Hi again,
>>> >
>>> > Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>>> > in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>>> > that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>>> > scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.
>>> >
>>> > There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>>> > that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>>> > I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>>> > know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>>> > for free and padlock it.
>>> >
>>> > cheers
>>> >
>>> > allie
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> > > Hi Bill,
>>> > >
>>> > > Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> > > Friday 25th March, 2011.
>>> > >
>>> > > Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> > > and cleaning issues that need to
>>> > > be addressed at unit 16/5 Edgars Rd.
>>> > >
>>> > > If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> > > provide me with a
>>> > > plan to consider for how you wish to manage clearing
>>> > > and cleaning prior to site inspection in October.
>>> > >
>>> > > If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> > > issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> > > week that I can come around and visit.
>>> > >
>>> > > Thanks
>>> > >
>>> > > allie
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> > > > Hey Bill,
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>> > > > , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>> > > > until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>> > > > are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>> > > > both something to aim for and save for.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>> > > > arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>> > > > weathers warm again.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>> > > > anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>> > > > would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>> > > > so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Thanks
>>> > > >
>>> > > > allie
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > ----- Original Message -----
>>> > > > From: "Alison Kerr" <all...@clear.net.nz>
>>> > > > To: <bi...@help.geek.nz>
>>> > > > Cc: <all...@clear.net.nz>
>>> > > > Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>> > > > Subject: Cleaning of unit 16
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > > Hi Bill,
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > The painters told me that your place was really
>>> > > > > smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>> > > > > telling the person next to you at work that they
>>> > > > have BO. >
>>> > > > > Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>> > > > > any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>> > > > > to do a site inspection. After work is fine.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > Thanks
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > allie
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> And if there was only 35 applications filed as you claim:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> ==========================================
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> Emmett Gulley
>>>>>> >> That chuck e. Cheese is set for an EPIC FAIL! As of about an hour
>>>>>> >> ago, 35 apps so far. I didn't even waste my time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> Wednesday at 2:24pm via Text Message
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> ===========================================
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> So emma how would you know how many applications were filed unless
>>>>>> >> you were there filling one out? Oh and the fact that I know someone
>>>>>> >> who noticed that you were there too. Face it emma you were there
>>>>>> >> filling out an app. It's no big deal as you need to find a job and
>>>>>> >> move out of Harry's tent.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >Still LYING aren't you???? Albatross, I never went to chuck e. cheese
>>>>>> >to fill out an app so why do you keep on lying about this???
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >Nobody saw me because i was never out there. Why do you keep on
>>>>>> >insisting about something that never happened????
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh you mean like the Chuck E. Cheese building that wasn't being built
>>>>>> and that it had been scrapped months before even though the building
>>>>>> was being built, signs were up and you swore you had been there and
>>>>>> that there was no building even built?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >The people i saw who did go out there were at the mall route 21 and
>>>>>> >they told me about what was going on out there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you are saying that you randomly approached people at a bus stop
>>>>>> and started asking them if they went to Chuck E. Cheese? LOL
>>>>>
>>>>>NOPE, i was talking to a friend of mine and some others who went out
>>>>>there informed me about CEC.
>>>>
>>>> So if someone posts pictures of you on your bike at the Chuck E.
>>>> Cheese location then you are going to admit you are lying?
>>>
>>>He will ignore it.
>>
>> Yah I notice he is ignoring the thought of this.
>
> Of course, because it terrifies him, being shown, yet again, that he is
> nothign but a liar.
>
>>>>>> >I swear to god that LIE is your middle name.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now emma that is a PKB.
>>>>>
>>>>>Where's the addresses for the new gulley sites at LIAR??????
>>>>
>>>> emma I know for a fact that 3 people here were posting it. Keep
>>>> digging I am sure you will find it. Oh and BTW the user name and
>>>> password are also here in the group for the private forums and java
>>>> gulley games
>>>
>>>Terrible time wasters those.
>>>
>>>I have to make sure I don't open them at work.
>>
>> I was told there is a new one coming out soon called "Bubba's Bitch"
>> and it takes place in a prison shower. Heard it is based loosely on a
>> leisure suit larry mini game.
>
> Cool :)
>
> --
> http://www.youtube.com/user/Albatross666able - The worlds worst kakaoke
> from a runt that makes Disco Duck sound normal.
>
> http://emmettastrophe.6te.net/ for a complete rundown on this entity
> known as Emma, Enima, Emut and other epithets.
>
> -----
> From: Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com> Message-ID:
> <83087ce4-ed63-4b7e...@x21g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>
> http://tinyurl.com/35rmcsy
>
> "if you really base the truth on what i post here then you need mental
> help."
>
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>
> From: Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com>
> Message-ID: <8ab955c7-f477-4b10-8354-
> c1f113...@x25g2000yqj.googlegroups.com>
>
> where did you get this info from??? the 10.xxx. is the mac addresses,
> not the internal ips.
>
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>
> From: Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com>
> Message-ID: <4574b2b4-
> ff38-4329-806...@j18g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>
>
> albatross, the new OS disks do NOT have drivers anymore.
>
> -----
>
> From: Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> Subject: Re: emma's job search - Universal Hiring 1,000 For Holidays
> Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2010 17:28:42 -0800 (PST)
> Message-ID:
> <8e98457a-e42f-4bd9...@f33g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>
>
>> Correction: $290/week job.
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Now, the above is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's dig out the
salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh about
heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so
they are fully readable in Google Groups.)
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> > Hi Bill,
> >
> > I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> > stuffed really.
> >
> > I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> > negotiate
> > with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on track, and
> > will also
> > give me a list of maintenance issues, current or
> > upcomingthat will need
> > attention.
> >
> > I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> > # at home and
> > work.
> >
> > Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> > said she was
> > really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits us.
> >
> > thanks
> >
> > allie
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message Follows -----
> > > Hi again,
> > >
> > > Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
> > > in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
> > > that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
> > > scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.
> > >
> > > There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
> > > that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
> > > I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
> > > know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
> > > for free and padlock it.
> > >
> > > cheers
> > >
> > > allie
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message Follows -----
> > > > Hi Bill,
> > > >
> > > > Can you please send an email response back to me by
> > > > Friday 25th March, 2011.
> > > >
> > > > Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
> > > > and cleaning issues that need to
> > > > be addressed at unit 16/5 Edgars Rd.
> > > >
> > > > If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
> > > > provide me with a
> > > > plan to consider for how you wish to manage clearing
> > > > and cleaning prior to site inspection in October.
> > > >
> > > > If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
> > > > issues, then please offer me a time within the next
> > > > week that I can come around and visit.
> > > >
> > > > Thanks
> > > >
> > > > allie
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message Follows -----
> > > > > Hey Bill,
> > > > >
> > > > > Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
> > > > > , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
> > > > > until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
> > > > > are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
> > > > > both something to aim for and save for.
> > > > >
> > > > > That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
> > > > > arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
> > > > > weathers warm again.
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
> > > > > anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
> > > > > would get someone professional in to do that for me,
> > > > > so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks
> > > > >
> > > > > allie
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
> > > > > To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
> > > > > Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
> > > > > Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
> > > > > Subject: Cleaning of unit 16
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Hi Bill,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The painters told me that your place was really
> > > > > > smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
> > > > > > telling the person next to you at work that they
> > > > > have BO. >
> > > > > > Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
> > > > > > any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
> > > > > > to do a site inspection. After work is fine.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Thanks
> > > > > >
> > > > > > allie
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Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr
(Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly
apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and
time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's
cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing
himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from
Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You
could just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear
Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick
on retarded midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay,
Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the
automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the
northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that
morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June
2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from
where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment
on Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and
the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room.
Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment
and making it stink so badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics
room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's
apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill
Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill
Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a
photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he
walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only
one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars
Road and see if any of the Google Street View photos match the photo
that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) submitted to
metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the
intersection of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight
on Edgars Road to the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that
intersection, we see the same photo in Google Street View as Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com. Note
that, just like Bill Keesing said of his photo, Google Street View is
looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill
Keesing (tenant) about his smelly, cluttered apartment, posted to
usenet accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword
OrganThruster is not Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of
that personal email exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to
harass the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of
Melbourne, FL, US. If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing,
why would he care if Bill Keesing's address were revealed, and run
from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information
by Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing
(and accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as
does the description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is
only one block from the address specified in the old registration
information by Bill Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to
Bill Keesing, accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain
registration to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true
whereabouts, after he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing
site, when he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website
forum posts as far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01,
2011. That matters little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky,
hoarding stalker (and that photo is 13 years old... his looks have
probably not improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif


This can lead us to only one incontrovertible conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling
scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.


Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done.
Not so, by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that
domain for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely
terminate that domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old,
accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
proclivity for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on
retarded midgets online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive
hoarding. The consequences of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's
still a creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children
to avoid him.

Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>


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