Good One

[Manish Shah]

·        The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity but not necessarily in that order.

·        If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

·        Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with..

·        Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

·        Nothing in the known universe travels faster than bad news.

·        It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

·        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test  you will forget where you live.

·        The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

·        The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

·        A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

·        Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

 

 

Manish Shah

Baroda ( Gujarat, India)

Cell # 9825320075