*When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&*
*Now they call it as .............**Wikipedia*
*Crazy people!!!! ;)*
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*When Rajnikant was a Student**……..*
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission
because name of college is
*“**Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce**”.*
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
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*To Iron his Clothes……………………………***
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*Rajnikant was shot today..*
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J
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*THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!*
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
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*If Rajni works in BPO, **clients would work in shifts!** :D*
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*Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100
questions"*
*He solved all 150 and wrote, " **Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!**"*
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to
play….
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*Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the
Asian Games’ high jump event…*
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*What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-*
*Faster ..*
*Better…*
*RAJNIKANT….*
*No it should be (strictly)*
*RAJNIKANT.*
*RAJNIKANT..*
*RAJNIKANT…*
*Mind it*
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*Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has
twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims *
*across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic
in the other*
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
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*“**Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought
a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:**P*
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*Rajni can walk faster than light….*
*“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form
to another”.*
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*Law of Conservation of Rajni*
*All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
*Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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*Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what
happened…***
*We got two copies of the Xerox machine.***
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One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as….
*“AMBUJA CEMENT”***
